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Joined 04-17-13, id: 4670058, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who.

Hello, fellow Whovian (I'm assuming you're a Whovian if you're here, on this page. If you're not, I'd advise running very, very and getting out very, very quickly. If you've never heard of Doctor Who, then don't come looking. Don't even watch an episode. Watch an episode and you're in. The feels are fast, faster than you can believe.)

Basically:

OTP: Whouffle
The Very Extremely Close 2nd OTP:
Rose & Ten (after shipping them for years I still don't know if they have a real ship name. my investigations would suggest not).
OTHER BABY SHIPS: Amy and Rory; Martha and Mickey (I know, I'm sorry, I'm basically the only one); these two cartoon characters in my French textbook which are taking a fricking long time to get together in the comic strip/scenario thing I have to read each unit (idek why I put that up here, I'm sorry. Send for medical assistance, please.)

FANDOMS: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Avengers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, a touch of Percy Jackson... on a totally unrelated note, I also like Pride and Prejudice, and dabble in many other genres.
NOT FANDOMS: anything 1D, Bieber, Lohan... basically any idiotic celebrities making fools of themselves under alcoholic influence. they all need to get themselves a fandom, because it'll mean their social, paparazzi-stalked lives with disappear (am I the only one who has arrived at this conclusion? "yes". oh, ok *retreates back into Shell of Solitude*) I've also never read John Green, not because I don't want to, but because the queues for his books at my local library are several goddamn months long.

MY FICS: I will only post Doctor Who (as Harry Potter has been largely done, and most Sherlock fans read Johnlock, which I can't really do), and generally speaking Whouffle. *Moriarty Voice* Yeah, ok, you got me: only whouffle (because it's perfect).

OTHER SHENANIGANS BECAUSE I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE (not really, that was a joke, but anyway): I live in (a city in) Australia, though am of very British decent. I love my fandoms and actual family... and, shockingly, that's about all. (what else am I supposed to put here? there's just so much space. it's daunting. do I say how old I am? if I'm single? do I enjoy hot chocolate and pizza at 2am? the answer to that last would be yes, because when are pizza and chocolate drinks not good?). I am also taller than Jenna Louise Coleman/Clara Oswald, which I am immensely proud of, as I'm not tall.
I'm Elizabeth, btw: I'm hoping you'll have lost interest by this point and so no-one will notice that last fact... also, I'm a girl, if you didn't get that from the name (if you didn't, you should probably go back to the Adventures of Spot - did everyone else have that? - because basically anything on this site will be too advanced. actually, no, but the syntax of anyone in the 1D/Bieber fandoms is atrocious, if some twitter jokes are anything to go by).

TUMBLR: I can be found as whouffle-oneshoterature on Tumblr, as the blog where I post my fics. I have another blog for things other than fics as well, but yeah.

Reviews are very much 1 000 000% accepted/loved/squealed over. Prompts are accepted/loved/squealed over too, and can be submitted on Tumblr and in the reviews.

:) Thanks for reading.

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Maybe by Coyote Soupus reviews
"But as he looks down at Clara, and she looks back up at him and grins, he lets himself smile back."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The IT Guy by Azkabella reviews
AU: After the Maitland kids outgrow their need for a nanny, Clara Oswald lands a job at TARDIS Industries, the world's leading company for technological research. It is there that she meets a man they call 'The Doctor', and the next chapter of their lives begins.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,673 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Only Mystery Worth Solving by DoctorSchmosby reviews
Clara Oswald is perfect for the Doctor. Too perfect. So perfect, in fact, that it was almost inevitable. The Doctor's preconceptions of love are challenged as he and best friend embark on an uneasy, gradual journey from friendship to romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
101 Ways To Bake A Whouffle by Whouffle reviews
Just a lot of fluffy, Whouffle fics. Including Angsty stuff, AUs and Clara and The Doctor's daughter!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
A Kiss and the Odd Souffle by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In an alternate reality, the Doctor and Clara are two normal human beings with two not-so-normal humany lives. A collection of 11/Clara oneshots based in and around the house they share together. With added snogging, souffles and plenty of fluff. [Very AU, Doctor x Clara]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
A Souffle and the Odd Kiss by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In which the Doctor and Clara don't go on that many adventures, eat the odd souffle and snog. Quite a bit. A series of 11/Clara oneshots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Sinking Hearts by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
Dr John Smith is the rich aristocrat in first class, with money and jewels and a thirst for travel. Clara Oswald is the stewardess without a penny to her name and plenty of ambition. They're kindred spirits with plenty in common, but its a love story that can never work out- not just because of reputations and rules, but because they're on board RMS Titanic... [Doctor x Clara AU]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
gonna meet her connection by ProfessorSpork reviews
To him, Clara Oswald is the only mystery worth solving. And he's never been able to resist a puzzle. (The Doctor and Clara, from The Cold War to The Crimson Horror.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Doctor's Forced Vacation by Captain Exeen reviews
The TARDIS is miffed at the Doctor and takes off leaving him stranded in 2013 London, with Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Impossible Girl by endlessimpossibilities reviews
A series of one-shots filled with fluffy whouffle goodness! T to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
A Whouffle Fairytale by hermione-amelia-rose1479 reviews
Oneshot. Fairytale AU featuring 10, 11, children of time ponds and Clara. When the Crown Prince, who must be referred to as the Doctor, is forced to get married, within a week, no less, a relatively sheltered princess captures his curiosity and brings even more intrigue to court. As if he and his inner circle already haven't done that enough...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Snog Box by ShadowPhase9 reviews
A collection of fluffy romantic one-shots about the Doctor and Clara, why? Because whouffle, hell yeah! I'm accepting ideas so leave a review if you want one written. Credit for the artwork goes to cici-chi on deviantart.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Sing a Song of Souffles by ChloeNicolee1912 reviews
In which River shows up unexpectedly, and could possibly have just ended the Whouffle relationship before it even had a chance to begin. Possible typos, i wrote this on my phone and you know what autocorrect is like.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Of Snow and Souffles by Anya2 reviews
The Doctor and Clara are having quite a magical evening. Too magical maybe because now Clara's wondering whether anyone tells him the truth about why they travel with him and the Doctor's wondering what expectations there are after kissing. And can either of them actually make a souffle?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Page One by Coyote Soupus reviews
AU, post-Akhaten. "She had literally known him for all of one day when this happened. This... memory loss. And now she was stuck on an alien planet with an alien who had absolutely no idea who he was or how to get her back home. The worst part of it was that she had barely known him when he had all his memories, thus she had no idea where to start in order to get them back."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Oversized Jacket by a cold day in december reviews
Stuck inside a submarine during the Cold War is a place neither the Doctor nor Clara want to be. But, what happens when the Doctor becomes jealous as he notices Clara wearing one of the sailor's rather large jackets? / Mindless Fluff, barely-there-spoilers, Jealous!Doctor and Adorable!Clara. Whouffle. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Clara Oswald - Definitely Not Fish-Like by Anya2 reviews
The Doctor has learnt many things about Clara today - in this time she's considered a rare artifact, she's not at all like a fish, she has a reasonable lung capacity. Oh, and she doesn't kiss like the other Clara at all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
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Thank You Clara's Boyfriend reviews
A fluffy fic series about the Doctor and Clara, and their relationship as perceived by the Maitlands. The odd bit of action and suspense, but mostly a lot of lovely whouffle drabble. We have it all: baking souffles, Angie & Artie setting 'em up, Eleven teaching Clara to dance, and some kissing in later chapters. Designed to help you survive the whouffle hiatus. T to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,400 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Angie M., Artie M.
An Alternate Whouffleverse reviews
A Whouffle AU in which John Smith and Clara attend G.A.L.L.I.F.R.E.Y High School. Appearances from the Ponds (via Skype, they're on a NY exchange), Rose & Ten, Martha & Mickey and Donna. Many events parallel those of actual episodes. Eventually, Clara and John go to Uni and share a student unit, the TARDIS (Tight Accommodation/Residence Due to Income Shortages). Rated T to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,225 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Clara O.
And All The Stars reviews
"He's never believed the limit of the world is the sky. He's seen planets beyond every star, every cloud. He knows the universe is infinite. And yet, when he's with her, the world seems so unbelievably small." A simple, short whouffle one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Very Best reviews
Just a short Whouffle ficlet in light of the news about Matt leaving at Christmas. WARNING: not fluffy. Not connected to any of my other stories, just a one-shot about Clara & Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete