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The Ordeal by TsoLan reviews
Niko and his family come to Los Santos for a holiday. At the same time, Trevor begins getting targeted by a mysterious individual from his past. As GTA IV and GTA V characters collide, will Trevor and his friends escape the fury of an old and vengeful enemy?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Niko B., Michael D., Jimmy D. - Complete
Even Doctors Get Sick Sometimes by EnderGirl reviews
When Medic falls ill with something so trivial even the medigun can't fix it, can Engineer and Heavy keep the team from ripping each other apart? May contain pillow forts, concussed Spies, and gold Jesus. ONE-SHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
Scooty Booty and the Great Ball Dilemma by EnderGirl reviews
When Scout gets his ball stuck in a tree, his faithful friends come to the rescue one way or the other. May contain drugged Demoman, acrophobic Medic, and monkey Sniper.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
The Bet by EnderGirl reviews
Spy and Sniper always seem to be at odds over something, but what happens when they try to outdo each other in the area of...willpower? May contain sleepiness, wrench-related cranial injuries, and one very pissed off Scout. ONE-SHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
The Mercs Take New York by EnderGirl reviews
When the mercs are issued a mandatory vacation to New York...things can only go awry. Grown men try to bond, noses are broken, and hilarity ensues. Written (mostly) from Medic's POV.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Heavy, Medic, Scout, Sniper - Complete
Doc Hudson: An Autobiography by MissCarrera reviews
He was a judge, a doctor and a racing expert. But a car is measured by more than just the sum of his parts. This is the life story of the famous Hudson Hornet; beginning, middle and end.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet
PunchOut! Second Round by Vile.EXE reviews
A hypothetical "sequel" to Punch-Out! Wii. Shady business is going down in the WVBA six months after Little Mac ended his career. Contacted by an old opponent to investigate, Little Mac returns to the ring, met by a new roster in the Neo Circuits, as well as familiar faces in his investigation.
Punch-Out!! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,294 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Little Mac
What Else Is There? by OptimisticPessimist12 reviews
After months of avoidance and nightmares, Michael decided that it was time he and Franklin talked about Trevor. *Slight spoilers for Ending A* One-shot. Strong language.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C. - Complete
Ratchet and Clank: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction by Temporal abnormalities reviews
Ratchet and Clank, yet again, have to stop Dr. Nefarious from putting another one of his crazy schemes into action. There's just one difference... This time, he's caught Ratchet and it's up to Clank to save the day with the help of Captin Quark!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011
A Ratchet Christmas Carol by DuckofIndeed reviews
It is Christmas Eve, and Ratchet just wants to spend a peaceful Christmas with Clank, an impossible task when Qwark shows up and Nefarious attacks Metropolis just to be a jerk, causing Ratchet to wonder if his life would have been better if he had never begun adventuring in the first place. A parody of "A Christmas Carol", with elements of "It's a Wonderful Life".
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
Head Shrinking by The-Time-Travelling-Hippie reviews
Trevor has a session with Doctor Friedlander. Chaos ensues.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
Storytelling in the Dark by gameloverx reviews
You are stuck in the wilderness with no one but your friend, your enemy, and your Quark to keep you company. So what do you do? Tell camp fire stories, of course! (during all4one)
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
The Stanley Fanfiction by CogentInvalid reviews
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Based on The Stanley Parable.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Shenanigans by VanguardShores reviews
It gets really boring during ceasefire, that means the mercs need to create their own entertainment. T for possible language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
As Eloquently As Possible by Kataoi reviews
Of all the questions Razputin had to ask...why did it have to be that one...?
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Razputin, Sasha N. - Complete
The Incident by FrDougal9000
Why do the villagers always want to kill Crash, despite the fact he's always trying to save the world? Well, here's one possibility of what happened. One-shot of utter silliness. Enjoy!
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Crash Bandicoot, Aku Aku, Papu Papu - Complete
Quality Time by Kataoi reviews
Contrary to what the campers and other agents joke about, Sasha Nein is not a robot. He merely lacks the social graces that come so easily to them, and is frankly not very interested in such activities. Why does he have to talk to people anyway? It's not like much good can come from it.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sasha N., Milla V. - Complete
Streaming Consensus by Detective-Mason reviews
Legion watches a vid at movie night and is immersed in the world of fiction. Specifically A.I. fiction. Shepard learns that this new outlet might be giving the geth some questions about its own existence and about its place in the universe. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Legion - Complete
The Walls of Jericho by QuantumSheep reviews
Over four years after the end of the Human-Covenant War, renegade elements aim to disturb the fragile peace between humanity and the former Covenant races. A Spartan-III and a veteran Skirmisher find themselves working together to track down a powerful terrorist, only to become caught up in a conspiracy that threatens to ignite another war.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,405 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Thrown In by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Doomed to spend countless years in the corrupted core bin, the Fact, Space, and Adventure spheres have to cope with corruption, the scientists who put them there (and keep coming back), and each other. (rated for Rick's mouth)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Fact Core, Space Core, Adventure Core - Complete
Supermarket Chaos by PurpleArmadillo reviews
When Dr. Nefarious runs out of his favorite coffee creamer, he decides to accompany Lawrence to the supermarket. Sounds like an easy trip, right? Well, being a wanted supervillain rather complicates things. He's in for a day of ridiculous disguises, moronic superheroes, shopping cart races, and a wild goose chase of mayhem.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence - Complete
The Invariable Man by IcyKali reviews
Lenny decides he needs his own identity (away from Carl), and enlists the help of the Simpsons in discovering his special talent. Meanwhile, Lisa finds herself new mentor in the form of Professor Frink. Rated 'T' to be safe.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Lenny L., Professor Frink - Complete
The Fire Yell! by WileE2005 reviews
Springfield Elementary's getting a new fire alarm system. But Bart seizes the opportunity to cause some mischief and chaos throughout the school!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Bart S., Principal S. Skinner - Complete
I'd Love To See Inside Your Mind by Algedonics reviews
And tear it all apart. An expansion on Fred and Crispin's backstory and their relationship. No pairings, the other inmates are referenced.
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Crispin W., Fred B. - Complete
Girl Talk by Kiba Sniper reviews
Benny interrupts Bobby when he is talking to Chloe, leading to Bobby confessing that he likes her. Taking the initiative, Benny runs off to tell Chloe, but Bobby is not pleased with his henchman's idea, leading to someone almost drowning. Mild Bobby/Chloe
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Benny F., Bobby Z. - Complete
Different View by Desvendapur reviews
A story about a Jackal serving the Covenant military. These are the stories of his life, both good and bad, during the ten years leading up to the destruction of Halo.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009
Paranoia by hollowmoon15 reviews
What is Boyd thinking as he writes on the asylum walls?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Boyd C. - Complete
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