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Joined 04-17-13, id: 4670648, Profile Updated: 11-27-15
Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, Punch-Out!!, Psychonauts, Legend of Zelda, Grand Theft Auto, Street Fighter, and Team Fortress 2.

Greetings, all. I am HHShetland, but you can call me HH. Shetland or just HH, or any similar variation. I'm not too picky.

Anyway, I write fanfiction, obviously. What kind? Well, just wait and see. I originally came here to write Pokemon fanfic, but I have a feeling I've gone off that for now. I still plan on finishing The Stool Project sometime, however. As per usual, here's a list of other things I am a fan of:

  • Halo
  • TimeSplitters
  • Homestar Runner
  • Star Wars
  • Punch-Out
  • Splinter Cell
  • Fallout
  • Elder Scrolls
  • Psychonauts
  • Crash Bandicoot
  • Ratchet and Clank
  • The Simpsons
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Mass Effect
  • I'll put more stuff here if I can remember.
  • As you can see, I never pin down everything on a single subject. I guess you could say I go through 'phases' of interest.

    I will say this, though: I don't do shipping, or really anything romantic. I know many people enjoy it, but me, I just find it pointless. Never been much of a romantic person (I will admit, there is one exception to this, but I won't spoil it).

    I mostly enjoy stories that put an emphasis on the characters and how they interact with each other in an assortment of scenarios, ranging from the mundane to the fantastic and everything in-between. While I like to give everything a chance, I tend to gravitate more towards stories of a lighthearted and/or comedic nature, dealing more with mindless hijinks than anything too serious, unless it's a Black Comedy and the serious nature of the story is played for laughs. I prefer not to alter the nature of a setting (i.e. turning a comedic setting into a dramatic one and vice versa), so I'm more likely to write for things that are lighthearted and/or comedic to start with and stick to that nature, but I'm open for experimentation, The Stool Project being an example of such.

    I also have this habit of making original characters for bloody everything (whether that's a good thing or not, I'll let you be the judge of that), but to counteract this uncontrollable habit, I have sworn to never give them central focus, unless it's an Elsewhere Fic where everybody that matters is an OC (or at least, that used to be the case. But now that I've written Two Psychos this rule might go out the window. Not completely, of course. Just a bit of it.)

    As for myself as a person, I am opinionated but reasonable, and have a habit of staying up into the nighting (that's the night when it's in the morning). Insomniac? Maybe. I am also male (sometimes I feel like I'm part of an endangered species or something around here; but to be fair, most of my real life friends are girls, too), 20 years old and very British. I'm also an agnostic atheist, and I don't know why I felt like pointing that out (no, I honestly don't care if you're religious. Just please don't aggressively shove it in my face, and we won't have any problems). I like to consider myself a philosophical type, though I fear I may have lost my spark since I stopped studying philosophy a few years ago. Ah well.

    If you drink alcohol (I don't, because I'm a teetotaller, but whatever), here's a good drinking game for you: go onto this site and take a shot every single time you encounter a romance fic. You will die. I'm not joking, either, you will die of liver failure from the sheer amount of alcohol you consume. Only for the heavyweights, that. :P

    Expecting me to copy and paste a bunch of stuff from other people's profiles here? Something like 'only 99 percent of teenagers (why's it always teenagers?) do/don't do X, paste this here if you do ' or something along those lines? Well, prepare to be mortally disappointed. That's not my thing. I mean, if I really wanted to voice some strong opinion or belief, I'd do so as an individual, if you 'catch my drift', as they say.

    For those of you who are curious, myeh, the fellow in my avatar is a Fongoid, myeh, from Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time. I'd definitely play that game, myeh, if I had a PlayStation 3, myeh.

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    Even Doctors Get Sick Sometimes by EnderGirl reviews
    When Medic falls ill with something so trivial even the medigun can't fix it, can Engineer and Heavy keep the team from ripping each other apart? May contain pillow forts, concussed Spies, and gold Jesus. ONE-SHOT!
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30 - Complete
    Scooty Booty and the Great Ball Dilemma by EnderGirl reviews
    When Scout gets his ball stuck in a tree, his faithful friends come to the rescue one way or the other. May contain drugged Demoman, acrophobic Medic, and monkey Sniper.
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7 - Complete
    The Bet by EnderGirl reviews
    Spy and Sniper always seem to be at odds over something, but what happens when they try to outdo each other in the area of...willpower? May contain sleepiness, wrench-related cranial injuries, and one very pissed off Scout. ONE-SHOT!
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
    The Mercs Take New York by EnderGirl reviews
    When the mercs are issued a mandatory vacation to New York...things can only go awry. Grown men try to bond, noses are broken, and hilarity ensues. Written (mostly) from Medic's POV.
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Heavy, Medic, Scout, Sniper - Complete
    Doc Hudson: An Autobiography by MissCarrera reviews
    He was a judge, a doctor and a racing expert. But a car is measured by more than just the sum of his parts. This is the life story of the famous Hudson Hornet; beginning, middle and end.
    Cars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet
    The Ordeal by TsoLan reviews
    Edit: I'm so sorry to everyone who likes this story, but I've had to discontinue it. I've lost interest in GTA since I started writing, and I just don't know where to go with it anymore. I'll leave it up, but I probably won't be updating it again. :( If anyone wants a brief overview of what would have happened and how it would have ended, just send me a message. :)
    Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Niko B., Michael D., Jimmy D.
    Bar Room Blitz by Faux Promises reviews
    Scout's fried chicken seduction doesn't quite work out for him, but damned if that's how he's going to remember it happened. One-shot, classic Scout.
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Scout, Spy - Complete
    PunchOut! Second Round by Vile.EXE reviews
    A hypothetical "sequel" to Punch-Out! Wii. Shady business is going down in the WVBA six months after Little Mac ended his career. Contacted by an old opponent to investigate, Little Mac returns to the ring, met by a new roster in the Neo Circuits, as well as familiar faces in his investigation.
    Punch-Out!! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,294 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Little Mac
    What Else Is There? by OptimisticPessimist12 reviews
    After months of avoidance and nightmares, Michael decided that it was time he and Franklin talked about Trevor. *Slight spoilers for Ending A* One-shot. Strong language.
    Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C. - Complete
    Ratchet and Clank: Weapons of Mass Dysfunction by Temporal abnormalities reviews
    Ratchet and Clank, yet again, have to stop Dr. Nefarious from putting another one of his crazy schemes into action. There's just one difference... This time, he's caught Ratchet and it's up to Clank to save the day with the help of Captin Quark!
    Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011
    A Ratchet Christmas Carol by DuckofIndeed reviews
    It is Christmas Eve, and Ratchet just wants to spend a peaceful Christmas with Clank, an impossible task when Qwark shows up and Nefarious attacks Metropolis just to be a jerk, causing Ratchet to wonder if his life would have been better if he had never begun adventuring in the first place. A parody of "A Christmas Carol", with elements of "It's a Wonderful Life".
    Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
    Head Shrinking by The-Time-Travelling-Hippie reviews
    Trevor has a session with Doctor Friedlander. Chaos ensues.
    Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
    Storytelling in the Dark by gameloverx reviews
    You are stuck in the wilderness with no one but your friend, your enemy, and your Quark to keep you company. So what do you do? Tell camp fire stories, of course! (during all4one)
    Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
    The Stanley Fanfiction by CogentInvalid reviews
    This is the story of a man named Stanley. Based on The Stanley Parable.
    Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
    Shenanigans by VanguardShores reviews
    It gets really boring during ceasefire, that means the mercs need to create their own entertainment. T for possible language.
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
    A Walk in the Park by Night Watcher 7 reviews
    Ratchet, Clank, and Susie go on a casual get-together walk in Metropolis. They just all want to relax and have fun, right? Of course, things don't always go the way that we expect them to.
    Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Ratchet, Clank, Dr. Nefarious, Ace H.
    As Eloquently As Possible by Kataoi reviews
    Of all the questions Razputin had to ask...why did it have to be that one...?
    Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Razputin, Sasha N. - Complete
    The Incident by FrDougal9000
    Why do the villagers always want to kill Crash, despite the fact he's always trying to save the world? Well, here's one possibility of what happened. One-shot of utter silliness. Enjoy!
    Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Crash Bandicoot, Aku Aku, Papu Papu - Complete
    Quality Time by Kataoi reviews
    Contrary to what the campers and other agents joke about, Sasha Nein is not a robot. He merely lacks the social graces that come so easily to them, and is frankly not very interested in such activities. Why does he have to talk to people anyway? It's not like much good can come from it.
    Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sasha N., Milla V. - Complete
    Streaming Consensus by Detective-Mason reviews
    Legion watches a vid at movie night and is immersed in the world of fiction. Specifically A.I. fiction. Shepard learns that this new outlet might be giving the geth some questions about its own existence and about its place in the universe. One-Shot.
    Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Legion - Complete
    The Walls of Jericho by QuantumSheep reviews
    Over four years after the end of the Human-Covenant War, renegade elements aim to disturb the fragile peace between humanity and the former Covenant races. A Spartan-III and a veteran Skirmisher find themselves working together to track down a powerful terrorist, only to become caught up in a conspiracy that threatens to ignite another war.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,405 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
    Thrown In by Indigo Tantarian reviews
    Doomed to spend countless years in the corrupted core bin, the Fact, Space, and Adventure spheres have to cope with corruption, the scientists who put them there (and keep coming back), and each other. (rated for Rick's mouth)
    Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Fact Core, Space Core, Adventure Core - Complete
    Supermarket Chaos by PurpleArmadillo reviews
    When Dr. Nefarious runs out of his favorite coffee creamer, he decides to accompany Lawrence to the supermarket. Sounds like an easy trip, right? Well, being a wanted supervillain rather complicates things. He's in for a day of ridiculous disguises, moronic superheroes, shopping cart races, and a wild goose chase of mayhem.
    Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence - Complete
    The Invariable Man by IcyKali reviews
    Lenny decides he needs his own identity (away from Carl), and enlists the help of the Simpsons in discovering his special talent. Meanwhile, Lisa finds herself new mentor in the form of Professor Frink. Rated 'T' to be safe.
    Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Lenny L., Professor Frink - Complete
    Nightmarish Truth by Kiba Sniper reviews
    Nightmares reveal a person's hidden secrets. Everyone, even the camp bully, has some truths they don't want acknowledged or revealed.
    Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bobby Z. - Complete
    The Fire Yell! by WileE2005 reviews
    Springfield Elementary's getting a new fire alarm system. But Bart seizes the opportunity to cause some mischief and chaos throughout the school!
    Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Bart S., Principal S. Skinner - Complete
    I'd Love To See Inside Your Mind by Algedonics reviews
    And tear it all apart. An expansion on Fred and Crispin's backstory and their relationship. No pairings, the other inmates are referenced.
    Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Crispin W., Fred B. - Complete
    Parents' Day by Kiba Sniper reviews
    Bobby Zilch was the only PsiCadet whose parents did not attend Parents' Day at Whispering Rock. Chloe wants to know why, and the other campers decide to listen in as Bobby reveals his father's identity: Caligosto Loboto. Bobby/Chloe
    Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bobby Z., Chloe B. - Complete
    Girl Talk by Kiba Sniper reviews
    Benny interrupts Bobby when he is talking to Chloe, leading to Bobby confessing that he likes her. Taking the initiative, Benny runs off to tell Chloe, but Bobby is not pleased with his henchman's idea, leading to someone almost drowning. Mild Bobby/Chloe
    Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Benny F., Bobby Z. - Complete
    Different View by Desvendapur reviews
    A story about a Jackal serving the Covenant military. These are the stories of his life, both good and bad, during the ten years leading up to the destruction of Halo.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009
    Paranoia by hiddenmoon9 reviews
    What is Boyd thinking as he writes on the asylum walls?
    Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Boyd C. - Complete
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    Dell Conagher's The Spy reviews
    The BLUs have waited weeks for the REDs to attack their new base in the frozen wastes of Canada. They have grown tired, demoralised, cold, and bored. When word gets out that a RED Spy is in their midst, it's up to the Engineer to keep the Team alive long enough to stop bickering and do their jobs, lest they make the Spy's job easier...
    Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 4/19 - Engineer, Spy, Pyro, Soldier
    Poor Identification Kills reviews
    So you may know of a certain overweight martial artist, and his one-sided rivalry with the champion of America and anyone unfortunate enough to share some kind of spurious connection with him. Woe betide those with long blonde hair. You could be a cult leader and self-proclaimed messiah, and he'd still endeavour to shove his messiah kick up your nose. You'd be annoyed too.
    Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Rufus, Gill - Complete
    The Journal of a not-so-Humble 'Blin reviews
    Here are the archived entries of a Journal that previously belonged to Gregg, a green Bokoblin in the employ of Ganondorf's 'Blin militia and member of a submarine crew. These entries give a slight insight into the culture of a people most see as mere monsters, the experiences of unknowingly working for a tyrannical madman, and a new perspective on some of the Great Sea's figures.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
    Two Psychos reviews
    A Canadian meth lord, and a British-Palestinian assassin. Both ex-military, both like to kill in gruesome fashion, both very unstable. But the latter's been sent to kill the former, over 53 dead Russian gangsters and a famous stolen jewel in Las Venturas. The problem: in this world, murderous psychopaths tend to get along with each other. (Rated M for language and graphic violence)
    Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Trevor P., OC, Wade, Ron J.
    Fire Bad reviews
    After a heated incident at school, Phoebe Love is told she can't control her unhealthy impulses and must be sent to a certain Psychic Summer Camp. Her plans for summer ruined, she sets out to prove them wrong, insisting she take a trek through her charred psyche. Because anything's better than having to train under Coach Oleander, right? (Pre-game, contains OCs)
    Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Phoebe L., Quentin H.
    A Load Of Tripe reviews
    You probably remember Vernon Tripe as that dull kid who tells literally never-ending stories. Outside of that, he's something of an enigma. His psychic specialty is a mystery, his fashion sense even more so, and no-one really knew what was going on between him and Franke. This is Psychonauts, as seen from the eyes of an oft-underestimated bore.
    Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Vernon T., Franke A., Kitty B. - Complete
    The Rise And Fall And Rise And Fall Of Gabby Jay
    What happens when you take a legendary boxing champion, snap his spine and give him amnesia that turns him into an incompetent wreck of a man? You get someone like Gabby Jay. But Jay doesn't give up easily. When one of his old rivals shows up and offers him a sure-fire way to reclaim his former glory, naturally, he snaps the opportunity right up... big mistake. (Mild profanity)
    Punch-Out!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Gabby Jay, Rick Bruiser, Nick Bruiser
    The Stool Project reviews
    Not all Pokémon are trained to battle fairly. Many of them are trained to kill discreetly. They are Pokémon Killers, vicious assassins in every sense. But one of them wants to put a life of neverending violence behind him. After being contacted by a shadowy corporate executive, he is forced to kill one last time just to make it all stop. (Contains uncensored profanity & mild gore)
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Breloom/Kinogassa
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