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Joined 04-18-13, id: 4671998, Profile Updated: 04-18-13
Author has written 4 stories for 'Burbs, and Darkest Powers.

Hi, my name is Elaine and in Australia. :) I'm a half/goth and getting better at it.

I love Ke$ha, Darkest Powers Trilogy, the colour green and zombie movies :e.g Warm Bodies, Zombieland ect.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

My mother taught me REASON
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen


My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times--Don't

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY!
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, words 5 and 6. What is it?
Tori's bed
3. What can you hear right now?
My fan on high
Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself
me: Flash... why are you asleep?
flash: moooeeeeeewwwwwwwwww. *growls*
me: im scared.
Turn the TV on. What's on?
nothing our ariel is broken
6. type your name with your elbow
7.Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see?

8.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?


1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening credits: Kylie Minogue - Cupid Boy
Waking up: Cher Lloyd - Oath
First Day Of School: Kesha - Your Love Is My Drug
Falling in love: Coldplay - The Scientist
Fight Song : Katy Perry - Wide Awake
Breaking Up: Jayme Dee - Tip Toes (...)
Prom night: Kylie Minogue - Aphrodite
Life: Kesha - Take it off
Mental Breakdown : Kylie Minogue - Fragile
Driving : Cher Lloyd - Beautiful People ft. Carolina
Flashback: Kesha - Tik Tok
Getting back Together: Kesha - Your Love Is My Drug
Wedding : metric - Help I'm Alive (haha that makes NO sense.)'
Birth of child: Katy perry - ur So Gay (haha WHAT!?)
uneral Song : Kesha - We R Who We R
Final Credits: Kesha - Cannible (hah)

1. Derek

2. Chloe



5.Chloe's dad

6. Aunt lauren

7. Kit

1. Do you think 1 and 3 wold be a good couple?


2: What do you think 6 would do if she caught 1 and 2 making out?

A: Probably yell at Chloe and then there'd be random outbursts :/

3: Do you think 6 and 7 would a cute couple?

A: For sure!

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening credits: Ke$ha - Supernatural
Waking up: Ke$ha - We R Who We R
First Day Of School: Psy - Gangnam Style (hahah lol)
Falling in love: Kesha - Gold Trans Am
Fight Song : Katy perry - Wide Awake
Breaking Up: Coldplay - The Scientist
Prom night: Kesha - Grow A Pear
Life: Kesha - DINOSAUR
Mental Breakdown : kesha - Stephen
Driving : K's Choice - Virgin State Of Mind
Flashback: Kesha - Sleazy
Getting back Together: Kylie Minogue - Too Much
Wedding :Kesha - Only Wanna dance With You
Birth of child: Katy Perry - I kissed a Girl
Funeral Song : Kesha ft katy Paty - True Love (WTF HAHA)
Final Credits: kesha - Warrior


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Oh, baby! by LitttleRed reviews
To be honest, I never really pictured me being a. . .family guy. I'm more like a lone wolf. Chloe, though, has a totally different idea and wants more than just a loving husband and extremely committed relationship. Oh, baby.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Never Alone by xSweetEternityx reviews
-AU/AH Chlerek- Chloe is a transfer student for Lyle Academy, which is known for their special duo programs: Gen-Ed and Arts-Ed. However, due to the reason that she transferred late, the dorm rooms are all filled with the exception of one: Derek Souza's
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,382 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Backyard Summer Lovin' by Eletha Landon reviews
I hated him. I stalked him. I got to know him. I fell for him: When Derek Souza moves in next door and makes a bad first impression on his new neighbor Chloe Saunders, how is it that, after her father hires him for a bit of yard work, that he becomes the obsession of the movie fanatic and her complex personality? T for language. AU- no powers. Read and Review!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,682 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Gay bar superstar by Jacqzzheart reviews
fluffy smut. When Nick and Jeff go to a club, Nick comes to a startling realisation
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Jeff, Nick
The Adventures of Ethan Souza by reviews
Its years after the Reckoning, and Chloe and Derek have finally gotten married. They decide to have a child. Being the son of a necromancer and a werewolf can provide being hard. But he makes it sound like so much fun as a child!...For now, anyways.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010
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Diana Bishop's Sister reviews
Diana is heartbroken when her unborn child dies. And ancestor of hers tells her that the answer is with Diana's sister. CITRUS! A little OOC
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Diane E.
The Darkest Powers Get Facebook reviews
The gang get facebook. FUNNY! By the way there are seven new characters I made up. I'll give a bio for them in chapter 2.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
Warm Bodies reviews
A teenage zombie living in an airport falls in love and regains something that was lost in him for a long time, but somebody doesn't like it when zombies have hope. Disclaimer: I... don't own anything. By the way I can't find warm bodies in the catagory so I just put in blurb. Don't know what that means...
'Burbs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013
Derek and Chloe - Fluffy Love reviews
A little Derek and Chloe fluff. Rated M because of language and lemons. I'm not sure if its a little ooc but I tried to keep the personalities the same.
'Burbs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete