Author has written 62 stories for Web Shows, Once Upon a Time, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter.
Hello all, I'm Smosh1231994 :D and incase you couldn't tell I'm a huge Smosh-fangirl lol
Smosh, Watchusliveandstuff/Winterwonderlandwardrobe, Shaytards, Katilette, Hey Kayli, Casey Lavere, Tobuscus, Pewdiepie, Lisbug, Finebros., Spike and Barley, Epic Meal Time, Blackboxtv, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Rhett and Link, Smosh Games, Beautybabe44, Xsparkage, Charlieissocoollike, Allthatglitters21, Juicyystar07, Zoella, Nerdynummies, ArdenBCho, Fleurdeforce, MissGlamorazzi, Cinnamontoastken, Cryaotic, Chrissellim, Karliene,
Naruto, Hell Girl/Jigoku Shoujo, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Loveless, Takumi-kun Series, Shoujo Romantica, Yugioh, Digimon, Sailor Moon, I my me strawberry eggs, Full Metal Alchemist, Paranoia Agent, Death Note, Rosario Vampire, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, Ronin Warriors, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu yu Hakusho, and...more
Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, A series of Unfortunate Events, Mediator, Lovely Bones, Alice in Wonderland, Fairy Tales (If this counts), The Forbidden Game, Speak, Chronicles of Narnia, Chronicles of Vladimir Todd
Favorite TV show
Supernatural, Grimm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrow, Once Upon A Time, Cold Case, Raising Hope,
Batman the animated series, Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Xiaolin Showdown, Powerpuff Girls,Symbionic Titan, Teen Titans, Dexter's Laboratory, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Superjail, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Batman Beyond, Young Justice, Scooby doo, Jackie Chan Adventures, W. I. T. C. H., Proud Family, American Dragon Jake Long, Justice League, Hey Arnold
Favorite Disney Movie
Treasure Planet, Aladdin, Jungle Book, Peter Pan, Beauty and the Beast, Lilo and Stitch, Wreck it Ralph, Tangled, the Incredibles, Meet the Robinsons, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mulan, Frozen
Favorite Animated (non-disney) movie
Rise of the Guardians, How To Train Your Dragon, Hotel Transylvania, Croods, Ice Age, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Anastasia, Thumbelina, Swan Princess, The Lorax
Favorite Live-action movie
Labyrinth, Legend, Bridge to Terabithia, Megan is Missing, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Little Miss Sunshine, Matilda, The Addams Family, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Halloweentown, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Speak, Tumbleweeds
Favorite Characters ( far too many...)
Taylor Swift, Kelly clarkson, Darren Criss, Tatu, Within Temptation, Evanescance
Languages I speak
English and Spanish
My fanfiction Friends : These are the people whose fanfictions I reccomend, and are also some of my very best friends that I made on the site. Check them out !
The American Fangirl: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3605350/TheAmericanFanGirl
Wait. I. Know. You. : https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3653163/Wait-I-KNOW-YOU
Smosh Fanfic 'Verses
Daddy Smosh Verse
Daddy Smosh- Completed
Daddy Smosh 2 - Completed
Vidcon Adventures- Completed
Another Vidcon Adventure- Completed
Mine Again- Completed
New Nightmare - completed
The Final- Completed
Scary Smosh Universe
Scary Smosh- Complete
Ouija: The Possession- Complete
Through My Eyes- Complete
Scary Phan- Hiatus
All Universes (in which it applies to all universes)
Taking Care of you- Complete
Taking care of you too- Complete
Summer Afternoon- Complete
Big Day- Complete
Just like Brothers- Complete
Cheering you on- Complete
I'm Not that Girl - Complete
Other- (Can't find a universe in which they fit )
Goodbye - Completed
Danthony love- Complete
Ship vs. Ship- Complete
A Smosh Carol- Complete
Winter Wonderland- Complete
A Whole New World- Complete
Christmas Tree- Complete
And Baby Makes Three Universe
And Baby Makes Three - Complete
Another Makes Four - Complete
One More Makes Five - In progress
The Secret Phanfiction Author - Complete
Halloween Fun - Complete
Take Me Back to 2009 - Complete
Our Little Phanmily - In Progress
Phrozen - Complete
A Perfect Stranger - Complete
A Polite Stranger - Complete
Alone in the Dark - Complete
Thw Unknown Verse
Unknown - Hiatus
Applies to All Universes
Stay with Me - Complete
When Somebody Loved Me - Complete
Other (Can't fit in any universes)
Beauty and the Beast - In Progress
Other Non-Youtube fanfics
OUAT (Once Upon A Time)
A mother's love- Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
A Blue Christmas- Complete
Game of Thrones
Upon The Throne- Hiatus
Ballet Shoes - Complete
Upcoming Story ideas
Back in 2009 - Based on a prompt, after an argument with Phil about coming out, Dan wishes on a shooting star that he had a do over...well..he gets his wish. Unfortunately, having a do over means that he's 18 again, its 2009 and Phil has absolutely no idea who he is. In the end, Dan has to find a way to get everything back to the way it was.
A Ghostly Stranger - Dan and Phil thought they were done with Andrew permanently, unfortunately he has one more trick to pull. One that may cost Dan and Phil something very precious to the both of them.
One More Makes Five - The final part of the And Baby Makes three verse, Dan and Phil are expecting their last baby. Unfortunately, much like the last two times the pregnancy isn't the smoothest in the world.
Once UponA Youtube - Once Upon A Smosh revamp
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (i think?), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTORRICANO, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I was...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich... I am kinda rich but I still don't like this comment
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I GET ALONG well with older friends so I MUST be socially awkward within my age group
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list...
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apples on trees.
The best ones are at
the top of the tree. The boys don't
want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
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I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car
I promise to remember Hazel whenever I see something gold
I promise to remember Frank whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old
I promise to remember Octavian whenever I see a teddy bear
I promise to remember Reyna whenever I see someone who is always fair
I promise to remember Jason whenever I see someone on a missing list
I promise to remember Leo whenever I'm aboard a ship
I promise to remember Piper whenever I see a dove
I promise to remember Percabeth when I'm in love
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Pledge to the Gods:
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
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7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
You say vampires, I say Smoshers!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say Anthony Padilla!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Kalel and Anthony, Ian and Melanie
You say Team Edward, I say Team Anthony/Team Ian!
You say Bella, I say Kalel !
You say Jacob, I say Ian!
You say Jasper, I say Joven!
You say Alice, I say Melanie!
You say Rosalie, I say Mari!
You say the wolf pack, I say the Smosh Games crew!
You say Emmett, I say Lasercorn!
You say Carlisle, I say Sohinki!
You say Esmé, I say Ian's mom!
You say Forks, I say Sacramento!
You say Twilight, I say Smosh
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Sweet Sacrifice - Evanescence
Waking Up: Dance Magic Dance - David Bowie
First Day At School: My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Falling In Love: Crazier - Taylor Swift
Fight Song: Terrible Love - Birdy
Breaking Up: Fifteen- Taylor Swift
Prom night: Rose - Titanic OST
Life: Finally Falling - Victoria Justice ft. Avan Jogia
Mental Breakdown: I Want The Good Times Back (Reprise) - Little Mermaid Broadway OST
Driving: Chip On Your Shoulder - Legally Blonde Musical OST
Flashback: Never Ending Story - Within Temptation
Getting back together: Silver Comforts Jim - Treasure Planet OST
Wedding: I'll Remember You - No Secrets
Birth of Child: Carry On - Olivia Holt
Final Battle: Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Funeral Song: Everytime We Touch- Cascada (Candlelight edition)
Final Credits: Someday My Prince Will Come - Ashley Tisdale