hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-18-13, id: 4673115, Profile Updated: 06-18-15
Author has written 1 story for Warriors.


I'm a really bad writer. Honestly I'm way a better reader.I'm really not exciting, really.

But I'll try to make stories you'll like!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey and beavers)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Undertaker said:


Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Forgot Not Forgotten by OptimisticEmotion reviews
AU! So Demons exist, and something in Dick's past is closely tied to them. What the hell did he do? Not even he knows! His family had his mind erased because of some emotional trauma. All Dick knows for certain is that he has family out there, and some Demons aren't going to keep him from finding them!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,943 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Barbara G., Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Fully Masked by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
FemRobin. Heroes are used to wearing masks, but that doesn't mean the only ones they wear are on their faces. Wally, unfortunately, has to learn that the hardway, as well as the fact that his best friend's mask is hard to remove. Birdflash.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,130 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Solitude's Light by GREYRABBIT-aydsa reviews
In a world where society is divided into two class systems, it is hard to be born into a class system that is considered to be less than human and treated with nothing but contempt, hatred and discrimination. Kuroko Tetsuya's existence has been rife with tales of abuse and exploitation. His only hope from this hell are the five names imprinted on his wrist.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,927 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Surprise by Scarpaw reviews
"It's only until Shinra gives up trying to play matchmaker on us – how long could that be?" Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya start dating before their freshman year of high school, unknown to everyone around them. When Izaya decides it'd be fun to play a joke on their mutual friend Shinra, he doesn't realize that the joke will be as long term as their relationship.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Betrayal In Its Simplest Form by Virelei reviews
One day, Seirin realizes Kuroko's strange behavior. Kuroko comes day after day to practice, harboring more injuries than before. Is Kuroko holding a dark secret? Determined to find out, Seirin investigates in Kuroko's life, soon to find something shocking. But GoM are already on their move. Overprotective!GoM. Warnings of abuse and language.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,198 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kuroko T., Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle - Complete
You can take the boy out of the shade by DixieGrayson reviews
SEQUEL TO MEMOIRS OF A THIEF! It's been years, he thought he'd left it all behind...but there's something big happening, and he needs to be there. He's on the run again, but this time it's for the right reasons. Watch as Richard Grayson steps out of the light...and back into the shade. Rated T for Gore, Violence and swearing. No pairings, no OC's. Cover Image found on Google.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Lawrence C./Sportsmaster, Joker, Richard G./Robin - Complete
You'll Find Me Just As Broken by damnation soldier reviews
Fem!Nightwing tries to handle the losses of the Invasion. Vulnerable and lonely, she by chance befriends the newest addition to Gotham's finest criminals, the Red Hood.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Robin II] Timothy D./Robin III, Bruce W./Batman
Jet Lagged by The Girl In The Darkk reviews
Sebastian and Ciel are an odd couple. One lives in London, the other in New York City. They met on a website- and now they are trying the hardest relationship ever- long distance relationship. How will the two make it work out? Will it end up in shatters, or will they live 'happily ever after' [AU, OOC, MODERN, TRIGGER IN LATER CHAPTERS, SEBACIEL, REWRITE OF ONLINE LOVER]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.]
Tell The Clock To Stop Ticking by Love-fades-mine-has-021 reviews
Kuroko just died because of an accident,but he was given a second chance to make things right by doing an important mission given to him:Everyone forgot all about him,and the thing he must do is make them remember,make even just one of them –ehem,Akashi perhaps?-remember before a year pass without letting them know he's dead or else.Will he be able to do it?COMPLETED! Please R & R!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Kuroko T., Akashi Seijuurou - Complete
Maybe You Think Killing by ComicRoute reviews
...makes things easier. But it doesn't. It just makes people dead." That was the first thing that Renegade learned from Wally West. (AU in which Dick was taken in by Slade, who works for Lex Luthor, instead of Batman. Wally has no super powers.)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
August 15th by Seito reviews
It's August 15th again. Today's the SFIT Showcase.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Gypsy Magic by Tuxedo Elf reviews
He knew how, of course he did. He'd just never needed it until now. Warning: A slightly dark take on Dick Grayson, inspired by a scene from the Constantine TV show.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
This is Christmas by BatmanReborn reviews
PART TWO: All Damian wanted was a real family who loved him for him. And just when he thought he'd lost all of that...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin - Complete
If you're going, I'm going by notagoodplace4gods reviews
No one expected Wally and Dick's vows to be serious. They could have gone with less comments about each other's butts, though.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Learning the Demon Way by seastar529 reviews
Rin doesn't know much about being a demon, Amaimon shows up one day and gives his a family present. Something is going to go wrong because he now has something to connect him to Satan and his demonic family and seeds of doubt has been planted in his mind. Who are the 'others? What can they do? What is a mate? What is an alpha? Amaimon is not a child of Satan's, this is not incest.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Rin O., Amaimon] Yukio O., Satan
Fourteen Days by Artistic-Chaos reviews
Nico di Angelo has fourteen days to make Percy Jackson his by Valentine's Day. Percy is clueless as to who is sending him beautiful gifts every day, with cards only signed 'Your Admirer'. When all is revealed, will Percy accept Nico's confession? What if Nico has competition? Nicercy. Nico is dominant here, as he will be in all my Nicercy stories. For Takara!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Jason G.
Begin Again by Aria Taylor reviews
"I fell in love once. He was all a girl could ever want; or so it seemed. He broke my heart and I never thought I'd see love begin again. Until it did."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,851 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Last Battle by honeyhan123 reviews
It has been 700,000 years since Annabeth Chase betrayed Percy Jackson for a camper. Alone and heartbroken, Percy became Chaos' Apprentice. He had swore to never return to Camp Half-Blood, but that promise must be broken. A new threat, is rising, and Percy Jackson might be the world's last hope. So join Percy as he goes back to his old family, and maybe learn a few secrets.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Zoë N.
Look at Yourself by Billie11893 reviews
Bon finds out Rin hasn't actually seen himself in the mirror since awakening. He then sets out to fix that. BonRin Fluff.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Ryūji S., Rin O.] - Complete
Paronomasia by Breaking-Radio-Silence reviews
M'gann's feeling down after the Failsafe mission. Robin and KF try to make her feel better with horrible puns and jokes.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Megan M./Miss Martian, Richard G./Robin - Complete
The Road to Darkness by The Prince of Souls reviews
Everyone he loves are deceased. Gaea murders Annabeth Chase & throws the remains into Tartarus, leaving Percy Jackson heart broken - and causing him to flee. But, when new threats arise from the darkness, and Percy is cursed by darkness itself, he must rise and fight his greatest and most powerful enemy yet: himself. Will he succeed, or shall darkness swallow him up? COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,156 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G., Zoë N. - Complete
The hunt for Percy Jackson by Newage416 reviews
Percy has been accused of stealing Annabeth's laptop, and now is in hiding. Unable to draw him out, she calls upon her fellow campers to capture him and deliver him to her doorstep. Will Percy be captured by one of his friends, or will he succeed is eluding capture? Ignores HoO, but has the characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
If That's What It Takes by ThickerThanLove reviews
An AU story starting in the aftermath of "Before the Dawn" Nightwing is aware that their position within the Light has been compromised. That means that Artemis is in potential danger, her life not as safe as it had been with an ally by her side. Batman may have continued regardless. But Nightwing is NOT Batman. And he made a promise to Wally; he means to keep it. **UPDATED**
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Depths by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
An Alternate Version of 'Depths', Young Justice Season 2 Episode 9. What if Artemis and Wally didn't come back the help Nightwing with his mission? My take on this evil, evil plot bunny.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Ask The Warriors! reviews
Ask any Warrior you like any question and they will answer you back!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013