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hello!

the name's Jess

i love all things within the Twilight, Hunger Games, Divergent Trilogy, Darkest Powers, The Mortal Instruments and Harry Potter fandoms :) fanfiction has become a major part of my love for these communities and they let me explore past the books and movies. I love reading what everyone has rolling around in their heads and maybe one day I'll find my creative muse and write something amazing :) keep at it

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A Lesson In Love by virginalvampire reviews
New kindergarten teacher Bella Swan leaves her demons behind in Arizona and heads home to Forks, hoping to start fresh. What happens when her fresh start is interrupted by a new neighbor who brings more trouble than peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,845 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
Crooked Smiles & Kiss Thieves by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Life wasn't a bed of roses. She had to learn it the hard way. And then … he came along, throwing crooked smiles on her way and stealing kisses. She didn't know how to resist this kiss thief; worse than that … she didn't know if she wanted to. Counterpart to Grant Me A Smile. All human. Rated for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 11/18 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speak by babylou23 reviews
Bella moves back to folk in hope that her daughter Leah will get better, then Leah makes friends with the boy next door and maybe a father's love is just what the daughter ordered.EXB R&R OCC Copward,daddyward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,067 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tagged by TwiAddictAnne reviews
By nature, all male species want to mark their territories. It's in their nature to try to keep their female safe and tag them as theirs. I wasn't an exception … until her. She drove me crazy. She tagged me as hers. And in return, I gave her my heart. All human. Rated for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,309 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 8/4 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,183 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,376 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21500 - Favs: 11,962 - Follows: 7,925 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finders Keepers by twifanatic01 reviews
Bella and Alice work at the local day care when a blue eyed boy flips Bella's world around. A green eyed man comes next and the rest-as they say is history- for a while.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,028 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman. (Voted one of "Twilight Fanfiction Recommendations" Top June Fics!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home is Wherever You Are by savannavansmutsmut reviews
EPOV, Homeless Edward is down on his luck when he meets a girl who is a breath away from joining his homeless status. Can they save each other? This story has been published and is available on Amazon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grant Me A Smile by TwiAddictAnne reviews
In her eyes, she was nothing; in mine, she was everything … the only thing missing was her smile. Canon Couples. All Human. Rated for language. Written for FAGE 008 for cruiz107
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/20 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unnamed Inspiration by Breakingsunrise reviews
Edward is a single Father of 3 year old Masen. Bella is the mother of 2 year old Carlie. Edward was loving being single untill he laid his eyes on her and she was bitter and broken untill he sweetened her up and fixed her heart.AH,CC,slightly OOC,pleaseR&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 6143 - Favs: 5,673 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Edward Cullen receives an email from his sister Alice telling him about something she found online about him. Student Bella Swan is harboring a crush for a certain professor. What happens when they meet up outside of school.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,791 - Reviews: 3885 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,821 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,259 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5793 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,586 - Reviews: 4510 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
I Want A Mommy! by TheStrong1 reviews
Summary: MOBWARD! DADWARD! 34 year old Edward Cullen is the head of the Cullen Family, he's deadly, he's charming, and he's a single father with a small boy who's greatest wish it to have a Mom. 21 year old Isabella is sweet, maternal, loving and good natured. When the Cullen boys crash into her world, she finds her lonely simple life is never going to be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,806 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rental Exchange by FoxxyJ reviews
A May To December Romance Contest entry: "Professional architect seeks senior culinary student for rental exchange." Edward Cullen had no idea of the trouble he was in for the day he placed a simple advertisement to make his hectic life easier. Olderward x Youngella. Winner of The Temptress Award for Best Young Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5132 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Serendipity by kr2009 reviews
Edward's breakfast errand ends in him stumbling upon something unexpected. He discovers that sometimes a simple good deed isn't enough. And sometimes, two homeless girls can completely change your life. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,388 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Off Limits by headoverhook reviews
She had always been like a little sister to him. Until the day she came back from college and everything changed. Best friend's sibling AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,042 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13429 - Favs: 7,744 - Follows: 4,696 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Over The Counter by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated M for language but may contain lemons in later chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 212,602 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rental Exchange by MaytoDecemberRomanceContest reviews
"Professional architect seeks senior culinary student for rental exchange." Edward Cullen had no idea of the trouble he was in for the day he placed a simple advertisement to make his hectic life easier.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Complete
Coffee Bean Guy by THE-Twlight-fan reviews
After having her heart broken, Bella wanders into a small coffee shop where she meets Edward; her coffee bean guy. His red fitted hat and smile helps to ease her pain. She returns week after week and it isn't because of the six dollar hot chocolate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,335 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Stolen Dreams by shasta53 reviews
Bella and Edward were ready to become parents as seniors in high school, but tragedy ended their dreams and pulled them apart. Ten years later, they reunite, but all is not what it seems. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 197,768 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky Number Thirteen by GeekChic12 reviews
When Rosalie sees an opportunity to give her friend the greatest Christmas present of all, she doesn't hesitate. But what's kept Edward and Bella apart all these years? Was it all just a misunderstanding? A silly tale for Breath-of-Twilight's Countdown to Christmas 2014. ExB, AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 274 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
It all started with a Coffee by AlbertaGirl78 reviews
Bella Swan led a busy life as a university student. Her daily coffee was often the highlight in her schedule. A chance meeting with a movie star changes her life forever. The problem? Bella has no clue who he is. As Bella learns her Edward is actually heartthrob Anthony Masen, will forces work against them or will they be allowed their happy ever after? Repost of GTH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,664 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Risk by footprints358 reviews
As a firefighter, Edward faces danger on a regular basis. He knows how to assess risky situations to determine the best possible result. When a shy kindergarten teacher stumbles into his life, will he be able to make the right call? Will Bella be able to handle the fire that comes with Edward's life? Is "happily ever after" worth the risk? Adult language and humor. Cannon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,349 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Wishes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Birthdays are special—especially when you're five. What special wishes does Teddy Cullen hope come true this year? And why do his wishes involve a certain dark-haired lady from the park?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,715 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Makes Three by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She's sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life. Will one mistake take everything away, leaving a bitter taste forever in her future? Or will her truer destiny prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 397,853 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bent Not Broken by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Edward, moves to the small town his grandfather was from, after his sudden death. He inherits his veterinary clinic and ranch. He's intrigued by Isabella who tries to runaway with her brother. What will Edward do when he finds a journal his grandfather kept and realizes he was trying to help them get away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,029 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Complete
Seven Forty-Three by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Maps dictate where we go, but they don't always take us home. City subway tunnels and dim street lights converge, bringing two people infinitely closer. Will a chance meeting lead them to forever? Maybe it was only a matter of time. Collaboration with Maplestyle. Romance; BxE; Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let it begin by littlestar1988 reviews
What else but a little story about Edward and Bella. Full of silliness and humor. No drama, angst, only fluff, fluff and more fluff. A light read. Do not take it seriously. :) Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remind Me by CullenSweetheart reviews
Faced with the realization that their 10 year marriage is in trouble, Edward & Bella Cullen make a final effort to save it by going back to the place they shared a passionate honeymoon. Can the special destination remind them how things used to be, or do they realize that it's truly over? Collaboration with AlbertaGirl78 for the Lyrics to Life Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, Edward by ImNotAddicted reviews
Bella is stressed. She is ready to find her stress relief in Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bossy by sarahdarling reviews
A bossy Fitz is a very hot Fitz.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] - Complete
The stars aren't ours by KatnissHermioneAnnabeth reviews
Katniss is a new student at Capitol high school and she's only got one friend there but that'll change soon enough, Peeta Mellark's friends say he's too picky but he's just got "Standards", but when the new girl comes to town does he finally find the girl of his dreams? Read to see, no haters, rated M for a reason, don't read if you don't like.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Professor Masen's Top of the Class by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
Graduate student Bella Swan has been challenging Professor Edward Masen since she first stepped into his psychology class three years ago. Edward has designed a course specifically for her last semester. Classmates Jasper, Emmett, Mike and Jake will each have a turn for some hands-on lessons. But who will end up teaching who? All human, very M-rated. Some d/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inked Up by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She holds the gun...he's praying it won't hurt. A little story about finding love in all the wrong places. AH; ExB; EPOV. Tattward/Inkella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth According to Tumblr by nikkipattinson reviews
I was completely addicted to his blog. I woke to it every morning and went to bed with it every night. He was the man of my fantasies and then I asked him a mundane question…. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Vibrations by LyricalKris reviews
It all started when grad student Edward Masen was sent to a sex shop in the name of science.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,539 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Give Me Love by Bee1982 reviews
One shy virgin Edward, one confident Bella who wants to help Edward out. When sexual boundaries are crossed between these two friends, what will happen? (DRABBLE FIC Updated daily.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Woodcroft Station by Little Miss Norty reviews
Aussie Bella introduces her American friends, Alice and Rose, to a little taste of everything Australia has to offer... including three very delicious Aussie cowboys. Perhaps roos aren't the only things mating in the Outback. May be continued at a later date.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard as a Rock - Dirty Talkin' Edward by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
Bella wanted a breathtaking landscape design for her home. Stonemason Edward has a certain way of dealing with something that's hard as a rock at the end of his workday. Submission for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 889 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
The Accountant by Tinkalinka reviews
Jasper once told Edward he always had a thing for geeky accountants with heavy framed glasses, and what kind of boyfriend would Edward be, if not fulfilling Jasper's fantasy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Heart Wants by JenRar reviews
Stepsiblings Emmett & Bella have fought an attraction for years, but one game of "I Never" compels them to act. Emmett's best friend Edward gets involved, and life gets a little more interesting. Em/B, E/B, Em/B/E. E/B HEA. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Bella, Edward, Emmett] - Complete
Crazy for you by littlestar1988 reviews
Edward Cullen, a new kid at school gets rescued from bulling by a certain Bella Swan. She is interested at the shy, green eyed boy she just met,but the question is will Edward let her in, or push her away completely? Shyward, and quirky, feisty Bella. No angst. Pure fluff, mixed with some humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Little Pink House by staceleo reviews
Newly divorced and heartbroken Bella Swan moves back near her father to raise her small children. What will happen when she meets the stuck up, single Edward Cullen? Can she thaw his bitter heart or will he be a lost cause that leads her to another heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,540 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Surprises by Nmoreblack reviews
He thought they made an odd pair, the two of them. The oddness, he thought sadly, surely rested with him. Katniss thought they were perfect. He was perfect. Modern day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,660 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bella's Anatomy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Best friends with benefits, Bella and Irina, are excited about their last few months as surgical interns, but with this chapter in their lives coming to an end, will Bella be able to move on to the next one with the new anesthesiologist? AH, ExB, Fluff and smut with a hint of plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,548 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12493 - Favs: 8,158 - Follows: 6,273 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hooked by HelliesWorld reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen needs a relationship without pesky feelings & duty of being a 'boyfriend' getting in the way. He needs a nice woman on his arm, looking for nothing more than a payday. This will help his career move forward. Bella is just the hooker to help him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 140,012 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metal Pointe by Siobhan B. Masen- Fraser reviews
Collab with theonlykyla PunkRockward and Ballerinella have known each other their whole lives, they want to love each other but many twists, turns and bad decisions stand between them. Is love enough? Rated M for drug use, adult language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,978 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Home, Baby by LetTheAuthorWrite reviews
An army wife awaits the return of her husband.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Form of Escapism by flubbles reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,866 - Reviews: 4670 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Summer Begins by Shawna Nodine reviews
The Swans and The Cullens meet during summer vacation in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Will love last or will it just be a summer fling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,614 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stock Boy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I watched him on the security camera as he felt the apples, holding them in his hands, weighing them and making sure they were all ripe but not spoiled. Someday, my fantasies are going to get me in trouble. AH; BxJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Water Boy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
"Every week you taunt me with your taut muscles and lingering gaze. Don't think I haven't noticed the way you look at my legs. I wear these short skirts for you, after all." AH; BxE; 100 word drabble; Drabble War Prompt: Water.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chocolate Cookies & Crooked Smiles by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella lusts after one of her customers. Will she ever have him taste more than her cookies? AH; BxE. 100 word drabble. Drabble War Prompt: Chocolate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe and You by harperpitt reviews
Two little girls become instant friends, and their single parents are thrown into the game. Will their bruised hearts merge? AH, Christmas shortie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,273 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 6,773 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by CullensTwiMistress reviews
*Contest entry for Spanking the Monkey!* Was it real or did Edward dream it? You be the judge. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You and Me by CullensTwiMistress reviews
I have been in love with my baby sister's best friend since we were about twelve, I think. I may have to tell her about it one of these days. AH; BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Password Protected: Only 98 Percent Effective by lexiecullen17 reviews
Dorky & slightly awkward intern, Edward, has a secret crush on the aloof office tech girl, Bella. After an accidental encounter, a new routine evolves & soon Edward is opened to a world of stimulating possibilities. 1st Place in the High Times Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,158 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
And They Say Fanfiction is a Waste of Time by slowpoke15hi5 reviews
Edward is a freshman in college who is crushing on his super hot roommate Jasper. To sate his needs, Edward writes HP/DM fanfiction. What happens when Jasper falls upon Edward's story? Warning: Also contains H/D slash! - Could be considered crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 184 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just This Once by lexiecullen17 reviews
Three best friends. One afternoon that will change everything. J/E/B. AH. One-shot. My submission for the For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Outer Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Off Limits fantasy outtake of the ending of Chapter 25. What if Jasper hadn't fled the apartment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8955 - Favs: 15,147 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete