Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and One Piece.
Fave music currently: Amaranthe, Icon for Hire & Thousand Foot Krutch
I read these fanfic's:
I especially enjoy Time-Travel fics
My favorite manga series.
The manga has finally reached its' last chapter! - (I'm disappointed in the pairings (I'm not a fan of either Sakura or Hinata))
The series totally awesome but I won't babble about its coolness. Unfortunately I am in need of ranting and am using the internet to do so. First of; Sasuke: He is a douchebag. First he is an emo, then he becomes a traitorous emo, then a traitorous emo drowned in hate and magical eye-powers (and what's with the idea of making Sasuke and Itachis' "rare" Mangekyo have EXACTLY the same abilities?). Somehow the resurrected Hokage manage to make him into a tolerable guy, then Kishimoto truly took the biscuit and REVERSED him BACK to a traitorous "drowned-in-Hate" (with a capital H) emo wit even more magical eye-powers. Teme.
Kakashis' teaching methods: Seriously, Kakashi is never seen teaching his genin anything else than tree-climbing (and WHY did he teach it just when they were in mortal danger?). Then he leaves his students waiting for him for hours, doing nothing productive at all, effectively impairing his home villages' military training. It of course COULD be that he is a superb teacher, but Kishimoto sure portrays him as a lazy ass.
Narutos' "skills": Naruto has amazing potential. He has access to the worlds largest pool of chakra (actually only half of the largest, making the Hachibi probably stronger than Yang-Kurama), and he can multiply himself. Each of his clones gains whatever information they are taught, and Naruto thus has a method of training for years within a couple of days. HOWEVER: Let's review at what Naruto can do: Henge (Perverted technique #1), Kawarimi (he supposedly can do this but I haven't seen him use it in an actual battle even once), Kage Bunshin (Narutos' fighting sucks so much that there must be a hundred of bad fighters for it to do anything good against an actually good fighter) and Rasengan with a million variations of Rasengan (he sucks at this even more than at fighting, he even needs two of himself to do it at fist, and is only usable in close combat where anyone faster than himself is practically immune to it. And when he finally gets a ranged variation, it screws his own body over). Nothing else (Except his "modes", which are both basically god-switches: no-mode = sucky ninja, Senjutsu or Kyuubi chakra = God of ninja), that is pretty pathetic from the student of a ninja who has "over a thousand jutsu". If he had been taught the fireball and every one of his clones did it too, Naruto could burn armies. Why is Naruto so pathetic?
Uzumaki Clan: They were said to be Konohas' close allies. However, why didn't anyone notice that Naruto was part of an illustrious clan from any of the history books? Konoha teaches history in the academy, where Naruto himself had to study, and not once did he or Iruka find mention of an entire CLAN of Uzumaki? Kishimoto screwed contingency when he wrote about the clan.
Chunin Exam Day: Naruto becomes a Bad Ass by having to repeat the same events time after time. A Must-Read.
Team Tensai: Time Travel with a good Sasuke.
Teacup Tempest: A female Naruto with slightly disturbing implications. A LONG chapter, hard to navigate. Rated M.
Uzumaki Clans' Rebirth: A Naruto with cool Lava-powers paired with the leader of another nation. Rated M.
Naruto Ouroboros: A Scientist Naruto. Absolutely ingenious. Rated M.
Rewritten: One of the best Time Travel fictions I have ever read. Rated M.
Fuzzy Logic: A HEAVY AU Time Travel humor fic. Features MinatoxKyuubi, for all the sense that it makes. Sometimes I forget that this is not actually crack humor.
Rotted Rowan: An eventually antagonistic Self-inserts life under the tutelage and ideals of Madara Uchiha. Brilliant. Rated M.
King of Perverts: A funny one-shot about a perverted Sasuke vs Jiraya, with Sasuke x Female!Naruto (?) on the side.
Crossover: Shinobi of the High Seas: Crosses with One Piece and is epic beyond belief. Rated M.
Jedi Knight Naruto: Obviously Star Wars XOver, where Naruto is paired with female!Revan. Rated M.
Out of the Unknown: Also a Star Wars cross, where Naruto is mentored by Darth Plagueis, former master of Sidious. Rated M.
The Newest Challenger: Cross with the Street Fighter games, presents a Naruto with well-balanced powers compared to the crossover. Rated M.
Shinobi Rising: X with DC super heroes Young Justice, and paired with Ms. Martian.
A Fathers' Love: Cross with the Percy Jackson and the Olympians books, where Naruto is the father of two demigoddesses. Is in progress and I'm going mad with the suspense of who Naruto is going to be paired with, Aphrodite or Athena. Hoping for Aphrodite (though it is in some really weird way incest... see it yourselves).
Reading: A Fathers' Love: Basically where the characters from canon PJO universe read a book about their alternate selves in the AFL-verse.
About Harry Potter:
The series is excellent, and an important part of my childhood. However it isn't very consistent, and has numerous flaws that don't actually matter for the fans of the series but allowed fandom inteprations of Dumbledore and the Weasleys to be evil, greedy or senile/dumb. These flaws are conveniently listed at ARedHairs' profile, which I recommend to read. Here is the conclusion the he comes to:
That was a direct copy from ARedHairs' profile that I particularly agreed on.
My favourites' that I recommend:
Poison Pen: Insanely popular work of fiction. You are insane if you don't read it also.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is: Harry reborn as Sirius' brother and Master of Death.
RuneMaster: This has Harry paired with Luna Lovegood. One doesen't need another reason to read this. Rated M.
Delenda Est: Time Travel and teenaged Bellatrix Black (Definitely NOT Lestrange) both with Harry Potter make an excellent fanfiction.
Ruthless Revenge: Anti-Ginny one-shot with Harry paired with Daphne Greengrass. Rated M.
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed: Another Daphne one-shot with an ingenious way of exploiting Harrys' connection to Voldemort. Rated M.
The Marriage Contracts Redux: A Harry x Daphne story, and one of my favourites. Voldemorts ultimate fate is funny. Rated M.
Lightning Dragons' Roar: Harry takes inspiration from Fairy Tail, and the timeline is altered into 2010s'. HarryxDaphne. Rated M.
Crossover: The Observer Effect: Cross with the Avengers movies, a female Harry (Laurel) Potter gets interested of Tony Stark. Rated M.
A Third Path to the Future: Crosses with the Marvel-comics universe. Bad-ass Master-of-Death Harry. Rated M.
About Code Geass:
I personally watched this series ONLY because of C.C. and my fantasies about Lelouch ending up with her. I don't like Kallen much. I can't relate to her in any way so her character seems too distant for me. Nunnally is of course adorable, no two ways about it. The biggest problem with the fandom is that Suzaku is from my perspective a despicable person (I don't even care that he killed his father, but have you seen what kind of shit he does all the time?), and on this site he is championed around like a martyr who can do nothing wrong. I feel his character has been "punished" sufficiently in the series.
Second biggest problem: (Does NOT have spoilers so read this freely) When the makers announced that the ending had only one intepration; WTF were they thinking!? If they hadn't just left it be, It would have been so much better ending. It should have been free for intepration if the driver was Lelouch or not. Unfortunately that event will only exist in exactly what this site is for, Fanfiction!
The Witch and the Warlock forever!
Operation Orange: A take on exactly what I was ranting about above.
All For You: Most CG-Time-Travel fics portray Lelouch travelling in time, but here it's C.C. who travels back after canon ending. Lelouch x C.C..
Dream of the King: Is actually a Lelouch x Harem, but focuses a lot on C.C.. Unfortunately it's unfinished and hasn't been updated for a long time.
To Win His Heart: One of my favourites (obviously, since it's on this list). I can totally relate to Nunnallys' "shipping".
The Queens' Seat: A short one-shot about Lelouch being emperor and heavy hints of Romance with C.C..
Crossover: A Game of Codes: Crossover with Game of Thrones. Unfortunately it is incomplete, and very much so.
About Fairy Tail:
Hard to say since it's still ongoing, but I like it. They haven't even published the manga in Finland yet. But, having read Rave (or Rave Master as it's know by some) I can safely assume it will be epic all the way.
My preferences for different pairings have been quite inconsistent, but generally you can call me an Anti-JellalxErza-, and Anti-NatsuxLisanna-guy.
Time is the Path to Strength: A harem for Natsu along with overpowered battles. Rated M.
Torching Heaven: Natsu is antagonistic and is going to be paired with Erza in the future. Amazing. Rated M.
Shadowed Past: Natsu is turned into a child and his secrets are about to be revealed to the guild. NatsuxMirajane. Rated M.
You Know You Have a Daughter When: A Gray x Juvia and Gajeel x Levy story where the mens' daughters decide to have some fun.
It is horribly complicated but epic. To understand it, one either needs to play the games and watch the anime (Unlimited Blade Works Anime adaptation is currently ongoing, and there is going to be a movie about Heavens' Feel), or read these fics with possibly checking out the:
Fate Revenant Sword: Time Travel and exploration of the Fate franchise. Rated M.
From Fake Dreams: My favorite fiction ever. Shirou becomes a Bad Ass. Rated M.
Legacy of the Ancients: Where Sakura is adopted by Caster Medea during Fate/Zero.
Legacy of the Ancients: Evolution: Sequel, and introducing ShirouxRin pairing.
Birth By Fire: A prequel to A Soul of Fire (In the crossover section below). Shirou raised by Kirei and summoning Nero instead or Arthur. Rated M.
Guardian of Zero: Where Rin becomes a Counter Guardian and sent back to the past, acting as Sakuras' Servant during the 4th ritual war.
Bundle of Joy: Shirou got Rin pregnant and what follows.
Daybreak: A rather artistic fic about the ShirouxRin pairing.
Fate - Servant Status: A list of imaginary Servants. Check out the fifth chapter. Seriously, do it.
Crossover: God Slaying Blade Works: A Crossover with Campione! series, and epic beyond belief. Shirou becomes godlike in power.
In Flight: Crossover with Sekirei. Epic but I am not completely happy with how the story handled his relationship with Rin. I cried reading this. Rated M.
A Soul of Fire: Also crosses with Sekirei. A vastly different Shirou in the service of the church battling alien girls. Much better relationship with Rin. Rated M.
Fate Revelation Online: X with Sword Art Online, where Shirou and Illya are trapped in a SAO where Magecraft is real.
Fate: Zero Requiem: Cross with Code Geass. Lelouch replaces Assassin of the Fourth Grail War.
Lioness of Stormwind: Crossover with the Warcraft strategy games, where Arturia and her knights are transported to Azeroth. Rated M.
About Bleach: (This is going to include bashing of the series as a whole)
I think its ugly. The Shihakusho is boring and is seen one million times throughout the series, even with the slight variables, and the Arrancar garb is practically the same with inverted coloration. I'm not even going to comment on the school uniform, and the Fullbringer armor is bland.
Zanpakuto: 90% of these are ugly as hell, and (the original) Zangetsu is just sad in how unimaginative it is. Arrancar versions are included in this.
Takes on this fandom that I have managed to read while being entertained:
A Protectors' Pride: Where Ichigo isn't being a wuss about his hollow side. Rated M.
Quincy Craft: Heavily Alternative Universe (AU), in which Ichigo didn't become a Shinigami and is recruited to the Wandenreich. Ichigos' mother is alive. Rated M.
Detergent: A Self-Insert as Uraharas' daughter. In-progress.
Crossover: Deathly Hollowed: Cross with Harry Potter. Harry is Ulquiorra.
Other fics worth mentioning:
When Two Lives Meet: A Pokemon collection of fluffy one-shots about AshxCynthia. Not all of them in the same continuity. Rated M.
A Moving On Relationship: A fluffy romance fic about the "Fire Emblem: Awakening" game, the pairing is Avatar x Cordelia.
Stitches: And its sequels. Are all awesome. Soul Eater fics. Stein x Marie have a daughter.
The Language of Flowers: A short Legend of Zelda fiction, takes place after Spirit Tracks. I think it should be illegal for fics to be this beautiful.
The Swarm Patriarch: Fic about a Self-Insert in the StarCraft universe as a Zerg patriarch. Rated M.
Play The Cards You Are Dealt: Game of Thrones Self-Insertion fic. Brutal. Definitely rated M.
My personal top 10 favourite Naruto abilities:
I have written here a guide for noobs to the Narutoverse. It explains everything anyone would need to know before reading a Naruto fic.
Explanations: The Naruto universe focuses on the Elemental Nations, which holds nations named after an element(fire,wind,water etc.). The five largest nations formed hidden ninja villages, which house and train a ninja population, that does assignments for money mainly from the nation they live in, and work as the nations soldiers in war. Some lesser nations also have hidden villages as well.
Elemental Nations: The nations on map.
Ninja Villages: Main villages
The villages are usually named as 'hidden', so their names usually include ”-Gakure”, meaning;
Konohagakure=hidden leaf–Sunagakure=hidden sand
Konohagakure no Sato=village hidden in the leaves–Sunagakure no Sato=village hidden in the sand
Kage (literally meaning 'Shadow')– The leader of the hidden village, who stands in rank with the Daimyo(the nations ruler). The Kage is usually the villages most powerful ninja, Often S-rank in power(D-rank is worst on the ranking, S-rank comes after A-rank and is the best ranking)
The Kages are also usually known by ther numeric order as the Kage
-Shodai = First
Shodai Hokage=First Fire Shadow-Sandaime Tchuchikage=Third Rock Shadow
The Kage are usually appointed for life, but they can retire at will.
Ninja=Shinobi (Kunoichi=female ninja), are usually ranked into ranks.
Academy student=Ninja academies differ from village to village, but children are usually brought to the academy from the age from five to twelve.
Genin(low ninja)=Graduated academy students.
Chunin(middle nin)=Qualified to lead ninja groups. Genin must pass Chunin Exams to become one.
Jonin(high nin)=Experienced nin. Serve as military captains. B- to S- Rank nin.
ANBU(short for Ansatsu Butai=Special Squad)=A hidden villages special forces/Black ops. Usually consists of Jonin. Konoha ANBU codenames are usually the animals that are on their masks.
Ninja can perform 'jutsu (technicues)', that may seem impossible, and defy the laws of nature.
The three academy jutsu:
The Henge=Transformation, allows the shinobi to appear as another person or an inanimate object.
The Kawarimi=Body Replacement, users replace their own body with some other object the moment an attack lands.
The Bunshin=Clone, creates an illusion of the user being in two places at once. Other variations of the jutsu create actual beings that can deal damage to the opponent.
Other common jutsu:
The Shunshin=Body Flicker, momentarily makes the person so fast that they appear to be 'teleporting'.
The Kage Bunshin=Shadow Clone, a corporeal clone, not an illusion. The user is able to regain all information the clones get.
The Rasengan=Spiraling Sphere, creates a ball of quickly rotating chakra, that can be slammed at the enemy to cause massive damage. Made by the Yondaime Hokage.
Chakra=The 'fuel' for all techiques.
-Ninjutsu=Ninja Tehniques(fireball, lightning bolt etc.)
Elemental Natures of Chakra
Katon (fire release or fire style) weak against suiton but strong against fuuton
Fuuton (wind release or wind style) weak against katon but strong against raiton
Raiton (lightning release or lightning style) weak against fuuton but strong against doton
Doton (earth release or earth style) weak against raiton but strong against suiton
Suiton (water release or water style) weak against doton but strong against katon
Hyoton (Ice) A nature of combined fuuton and suiton elements (used with a blood limit)
Mokuton (Wood) A nature of doton and suiton (used with a blood limit)
Yooton (Lava) A nature of doton and katon (used with a blood limit)
Ranton (Storm) A nature of raiton and suiton (used with a blood limit)
Futton (Boil) A nature of suiton and katon (used with a blood limit)
Jinton (Dust or Particle) An advanced nature of katon, doton and fuuton (used with a bloodline selection)
Bakuton (Explosion) A nature of doton and an unknown element (raiton?) (used with a blood limit)
Shakuton (Scorch) A nature of katon and fuuton (used with a blood limit)
Jiton (Magnetism) A nature of unknown elements (fuuton and raiton?) (used with a blood limit)
Enton (Blaze) Only used by Sasuke, this nature controlls the flames of Amaterasu through unknown elements. (used with a blood limit)
-Ichibi(one-tails) named Shukaku
-Nibi(Two-tails) named Matatabi
-Sanbi named Isobu
-Yonbi named Son Goku
-Gobi named Kokuo
-Rokubi named Saiken
-Nanabi named Chomei
-Hachibi named Gyuki
-Kyubi/Kyuubi(nine-tails) named Kurama (sealed inside Naruto)
-Jubi: the ten-tails, named Shinju. Originator of all Biju
Bloodlines=Some ninja have abilities they can pass on to their children. These are called Kekkei Genkai (Bloodline limit).
Uchiha clan-Sharingan (copy-wheel-eye), a dojutsu (eye technique), these eyes can see chakra and predict an opponents movements.
Hyuuga clan-Byakugan (white eye), a dojutsu, can see chakra points, through solid walls and in a near 360 degrees.
Kaguya clan-Shikotsumyaku (dead bone pulse), the ability to manipulate ones own skeletal structure.
Otsutsuki clan (Ancestor of the Uchiha, Senju, Hyuga, (maybe Kaguya?) and Uzumaki clans)-Rinnegan (Samsara eye), a dojutsu, able to bring forth all ninjutsu and other abilities. Also Rinne Sharingan, which is basically a Rinnegan with the Sharingans' abilities added to it.
There are also multiple clans whose Kekkei Genkai are various combinations of elemental ninjutsu that are entirely new elements. Such as lava and explosion.
The Naruto Timeline – Italics are presumed times
Year -500, Hagoromo Otsutsuki becomes the Rikudo Sennin
Year -33, Kakuzu is born
Year -30, Madara and Hashirama are born
Year -10, Onoki (Sandaime Tsuchikage), Hashirama & Mitos' children are born
Year -5, Hiruzen and Danzo
0, Konoha is founded by the Senju/Uchiha alliance
2, Suna, Kiri, Iwa and Kumo are founded
3, First meeting of the five Kage
4, Biju are imprisoned and given to Nations
8, Madara leaves Konoha, Mito Imprisons Kyuubi
13, Jiraya, Orochimaru
14, Hashirama dies
15, First Ninja War
18, Tobirama dies, First Ninja War ends
20, Fugaku Uchiha
21, Ay (Yondaime Raikage)
23, Hiashi Hyuuga
25, Shibi Aburame
28, Minato Namikaze
29, Nawaki dies
30, Yagura (Yondaime Mizukage)
32, Bee (Hachibi Jinchuriki)
33, Akasuna no Sasori, Nagato, Yahiko
34, Madara gives Rinnegan to Nagato
37, Asuma, Second Ninja War
38, Kakashi, Zabuza, Mei Terumi (Godaime Mizukage), Jiraya apperentices Ame orphans
39, Gai, Dan Katoo dies
41, Jiraya leaves Ame orphans
42, Tenzo/Yamato, Iruka Umino
43, Kakashi graduates, Shisui Uchiha, Minato saves Kushina, Second Ninja War ends
44, Kakashi is promoted, Mito Uzumaki dies
46, Hidan, Third Ninja War
47, Itachi Uchiha, Ayame (Ichiraku), Team Minato is formed
49, Haku, Kimimaro, Deidara, Temari, Chojuro (Seven Swordsmen)
50, Rin dies, Kankuro, Sound four
51, Neji Hyuuga, Third Ninja War ends
52, Naruto Uzumaki
55, Hinata is kidnapped
58, Yahiko dies
60, Uchiha massacre
64, Kakashis' Team 7
65, Orochimarus' Sand-Sound invasion on Konoha, Tsunade becomes Hokage
68, Shippuden (Fourth Ninja war)
Birth dates (Day/Month/Year)
(Year 00 is the year of the Kyuubi attack,year 1 is 1 year before year 0)
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