Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Baby Sitters Club.
Hi! I'm thebunnylikestosaygoshness! I'm the weirdest person you'll ever meet. For one, I LOVE BANANAS! Why? Because my favorite color is yellow! YELLOW! Yea!
I LOVE inspirational quotes! Such as...
If someone points at you, laughs, and calls you a loser, say "I'm sorry, but you've mistaken me for your mirror" and walk away to show them your perfect ass.
Yes... I'm single. But you have to be f*king amazing to change that!
Black Friday: the day after the night when people say how grateful they are of the things they have.
My life is a constant battle of loving food and trying not to get fat.
When I'm loud, people tell me to shut up, but when I'm quiet, people ask what's wrong.
Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% of the people don't care and 20% are glad you have them.
I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes, saying "AYOOOOOO! NO COMPRENDOOOOOOOO!"
And funny sayings about the difference between friends and best friends are the BEST!
Friends: Never ask you for food.
Best friends: Are the reasons why you have no food.
Friends: Borrow something for a few days then return it.
Best friends: Keep your stuff for so long that they forget it's yours.
Friends: Help you up when you trip.
Best friends: Walk past you and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"
Friends: Forget to save you a lunch seat.
Best friends: Won't let any bitch sit down before you arrive.
Friends: Ask why you're crying.
Best friends: Already have the shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.
Friends: Comfort you when he rejects you.
Best friends: Walk up to him and say, "It's cause you're gay, isn't it?"
Friends: Compliment you when you have perfect hair for once.
Best friends: Make a contest out of who can whip it better.
Friends: Save the last slice of pizza for you.
Best friends: Eat the last slice and laughs.
Friends: Know you.
Best friends: Could write a biography about the most embarrassing days of your life.
Friends: Say, "I love you" jokingly.
Best friends: Say "I love you" and mean it.
I know I'm weird but my story(s) isn't!!! Please read, review, and follow! =D
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