thebunnylikestosaygoshness
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Joined 04-19-13, id: 4675058, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Baby Sitters Club.

Hi! I'm thebunnylikestosaygoshness! I'm the weirdest person you'll ever meet. For one, I LOVE BANANAS! Why? Because my favorite color is yellow! YELLOW! Yea!

I LOVE inspirational quotes! Such as...

If someone points at you, laughs, and calls you a loser, say "I'm sorry, but you've mistaken me for your mirror" and walk away to show them your perfect ass.

Yes... I'm single. But you have to be f*king amazing to change that!


Funny sayings about life are even better!


Facebook is not the place to write how you feel all the time. Get a notebook.

Black Friday: the day after the night when people say how grateful they are of the things they have.

My life is a constant battle of loving food and trying not to get fat.

When I'm loud, people tell me to shut up, but when I'm quiet, people ask what's wrong.

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% of the people don't care and 20% are glad you have them.

I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes, saying "AYOOOOOO! NO COMPRENDOOOOOOOO!"

And funny sayings about the difference between friends and best friends are the BEST!

Friends: Never ask you for food.

Best friends: Are the reasons why you have no food.

Friends: Borrow something for a few days then return it.

Best friends: Keep your stuff for so long that they forget it's yours.

Friends: Help you up when you trip.

Best friends: Walk past you and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"

Friends: Forget to save you a lunch seat.

Best friends: Won't let any bitch sit down before you arrive.

Friends: Ask why you're crying.

Best friends: Already have the shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friends: Comfort you when he rejects you.

Best friends: Walk up to him and say, "It's cause you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Compliment you when you have perfect hair for once.

Best friends: Make a contest out of who can whip it better.

Friends: Save the last slice of pizza for you.

Best friends: Eat the last slice and laughs.

Friends: Know you.

Best friends: Could write a biography about the most embarrassing days of your life.

Friends: Say, "I love you" jokingly.

Best friends: Say "I love you" and mean it.

I know I'm weird but my story(s) isn't!!! Please read, review, and follow! =D

Heaven Is Now Hell by TheEEPGirl reviews
I...am not your typical girl. I'm not goth, I'm not girly...Heck, I don't even have a boyfriend! I am...learning...step by step on how to live a normal life. That is, if it's possible. I got eaten by my best friend, I am with the undetermined people, I don't even know why cow gives milk! I don't want to die again, but that's an impossible wish. So, how am I expected to live?
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
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The 94th Annual Hunger Games reviews
When Peeta died for Katniss in their 74th Annual Hunger Games, everything was different. The 75th Hunger Games was not for the past victors, there was no rebellion, and Katniss got to be what the Capitol guaranteed: a mentor. Now in Katniss' 20th year of mentoring, what will happen? Drama? Check. Tears? Check. Romance? We'll see...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/19/2013
Grade Six and Claudia reviews
We all know that the first Baby-Sitters Club books took place while the girls were in 7th grade. But what had happened with Claudia in the first year of middle school? Friendship problems, school trouble, and possibly some young romance? Read to find out!
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013