Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Clash of the Titans, 2010.
Things you should copy and paste onto your PROFILE!!!!!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you like Hobbits. :)
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions LOTR, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.(Screamed when Will Turner got stabbed in POTC 3, and when Gandalf, Haldir, and Boromir died)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.(Especially Legolas and Thranduil hehehehe)
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“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)
If you try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If everything in life reminds you of LOTR, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't, copy and paste this onto your profile! (tried to do archery, because of Legolas, it didn't work :(
If you have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days copy and paste this onto your profile, (read LOTR #1 in two days)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME!!!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and slap him in the face.
FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Will be laughing so hard at you they fall too.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!
You are a writer IF...
[x]-Ifyou talk to yourself. (Alll the time...Shakes head sadly)
]-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
]-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
]-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English
10. Calling everything 'my precious' or you find yourself saying 'gollum, gollum'.
when a test review in a foreign language class asks you how to say "thank you", your first reaction is "hannon le".
Lord of the Rings,
The first character you fell in love with:Legolas
The character you never expected to love: Faramir
The character you don't like, but everyone else does: Arwen, but I mean she's okay, I just don't like her that much.
The character you're most like: Hmm, I have Eowyn's slightly wavy blonde hair, but I have Legolas's eyes. Wait, I have Gimli, Pippin, and Gandalf's sense of humor, and I'm kind of shy like Merry. Sooooo that means that I'm Merry, Gimli, Eowyn, Legolas, Gandalf, and Pippin.
The character you'd slap: Gollum, and Denethor.
Three favorite characters: Legolas, Legolas, and oh wait I almost forgot LEGOLAS!!!!!! (Actually its, Legolas, Aragorn, and Eyebrows *cough* ahem, I mean Elrond!)
Favorite non-canon pairing: Arwen, and Lindir! (MUAHAHAHA!!!!)
*Most of my profile page ideas are from the Random Oliphaunt.*
Movie: Lord of the rings, 1-3. But no prizes for guessing.
TV Show: Walking Dead!
Book: Lord of the Rings all the way BAYBEEE!!!
Author: The awesome, amazing, talented, breathtaking, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, prodigious, stunning, unbelievable, wonderful, astonishing, astounding, extraordinary, impressive, miraculous, spectacular, stupendous, and wondrous J.R.R TOLKIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colour: Sea Green.
Fictional Character: O BOY HERE IT COMES... LEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLAS
Fictional Character not in LOTR: KILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SO HHHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fictional Character not in LOTR or the Hobbit: Apollo! (played by Luke Evans in Clash of the Titans)
Band: Linkin Park
Song: Impossible by James Arthur
Drink: A&W rootbeer with Legolas on the front!
Weather: I Like summmer, but snow is REALLY fun!
Other stuff I like/love: Tennis, writing, Lululemon, clothes, friends LOTR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Summer, Christmas, my birthday, OREOS (double or mega stuffed, preferably mega stuffed) CHOCOLATE! My phone, Strider, Isiuldurs heir, A Ranger from the North, King Elessar, Estel, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Arwen, Galadriel, Celeborn, Eomer, GIMLAY, AND LEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLAS!! I LOVE LEGOLAS!!!!!!!
Stuff I hate: School, why Haldir died (whywhywhywhywhywhy!!!!!) why LOTR didn't just have the extended version already in it, why Legolas wasn't in LOTR that much, Will Turner getting stabbed, people who don't like LOTR, people who tease me about liking an elf (seriously there are those kinds of people!) People who don't make fair line calls in tennis, not being able to write or play tennis, the fact that LOTR doesn't last forever, the fact that Middle Earth isn't real, Summer is only 3 months, Miranda Kerr, the fact that Orlando Bloom is married, elves aren't real, I'm not an elf, and last but not least... THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK LOTR IS NERDY!!!!!!!!!!!
"Fool of a Took!"
"A wizard is never late, young Frodo Baggins, he arrives precisely when he means to!"
"Fly you fools!"
" Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"
" What about side by side with a friend?"
'Ugh a scout, ugh!"
"THEY"RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD!!!!!!"
" The forest is old, very old, filled with memory, and anger!"
"Gimli, lower your axe!"
" I would have gone with you till the end."
" You bow to no one."
" Havu da, Legolas" ( translation: Sit down Legolas.)
" Yes, we've had one, what about second breakfast?"
" Where are we going?"
"Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this, mission, quest, thing!"
"And my AXE!"
"What do trees have to talk about, except for the consistency of squirrel droppings!"
" You could have picked a better spot!"
"Never thought I'd die side by side with an elf!"
"That there's some good in this world, and its worth fighting for!"
“It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”
“Sam: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales. Frodo: [turns around] What? Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.' Frodo: [continue walking] You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. [stops and turns to Sam] Frodo: Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam. Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious. Frodo: So was I. [they continue to walk] Sam: Samwise the Brave...”
boys aren't jerks
girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Boy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not! Please its to scary!
Boy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down!
Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl: *hugs him*
Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down.
Boy:I love you babe.
In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.However,if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl. Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks.
Things to annoy non LOTR fans with!
Ways to annoy a non-Tolkien fan (in progress):
1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.
12: When you see a moth, or a butterfly, you run, and chase after it, and when you catch it you tell it to summon the eagles.
You know you're obsessed with LOTR when...
You have it as you lock-screen.
Your coach says, "Eyes on guard" you think "Isenguard!"
You can't watch Lord of the Rings without dressing up like one of the characters. (Seriously, that's the only way to watch it.)
You drew a picture of the Gates of Moria, stuck it on your bedroom door, and refuse to answer it for anyone who doesn't say "mellon" when knocking. (Even though you didn't tell anyone that they were supposed to say that, so only your Lord of the Rings obsessed sister can gain access to your room.) When your parents asked what that weird drawing on your door was, you replied with something like, "It's quite simple. If you are a friend, just speak the password, and the doors will open," in your best Gandalf impersonation. You were then greeted with blank looks.
You read so much Tolkien, that if your friends see you without a book written by him, they become seriously concerned about you.
You cry every time you read The Breaking of the Fellowship, or at the end of The Return of the King every time you watch/read it. (And I mean EVERY TIME.)
You'd give anything to live in Middle Earth, even if it was for just one day.
Instead of your parents grounding you, they take away your Lord of the Rings DVDs. You then shout, "Cruel men hurts us, my precious!"
You've written fan fiction for Lord of the Rings. (Let's face it, who hasn't?)
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
Given a map of Middle Earth, you can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your teachers even tell you you need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) you flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
The tiniest things remind you of LOTR, like the way the mirror you got for Christmas that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
You try to recreate Legolas' hairstyle.
You truly wish you had pointy ears, or had a long braided beard, or were 3 and a half feet tall.
You don't mind Aragorn's greasy hair (that much)
You know the movie by heart.
If (somehow, and I don't know how this would happen) your friends see a picture of one of the LOTR actors they cover your eyes till you're past.
You watched the Oscars just to see if TTT won anything.
You want to take a family vacation to New Zealand to see all the places the movie was filmed.
You always say "Mellon" before you open a door.
You spend hours looking in the mirror trying to braid your hair all "elf-like"
Thats all the LOTR things I have!
P.s. Did I mention that I loved Legolas?
PPS. If you are going to your best LOTR friend's party, and you get there late they will say (in there best orc voice) "Late as usual!", and then you will say (in your best Gandalf impersonation) "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to!", and then you will start to laugh, and you'll say sorry that you're late, and they will say "There is nothing to forgive, (insert name here). Then you will do the Legolas, Aragorn thing where they put their hand on each other's shoulder, and smile.