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Joined 04-19-13, id: 4675420, Profile Updated: 12-01-13
Author has written 3 stories for Slender, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey.

Let's start off with a few things. I am an otaku now, and I always will be. Since I used that term you're assuming I love anime and manga, right? Well, yeah, that's true.

My favorite shows include:

  • Death Note
  • Hetalia
  • Fullmetal Alchemist (I actually love this one more than Brotherhood)
  • Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Loveless
  • Attack on Titan
  • Lucky Star
  • Also, I am a huge Sherlock fan. I AM SHERLOCKED. :3

    Well, that's a short list. I also enjoy writing, reading, and drawing (though I haven't displayed anything on DA, or DeviantART). I ship almost everything, from book characters to characters from movies and TV shows all the way to household items. Trust me, I do. Even if it's incest, I shall ship it. HAHA! I ship incest all the time. Also, I am a yaoi person, like millions of others, and prefer it to boy/girl pairings. XD I'm being serious.

    I also enjoy CreepyPasta, which has a large collection of horror themed characters, my favorite being Jeff the Killer, of course.

    I have two OCs at the moment, Kat (Katherine) Dante and Azrael Michaelis. Those two are in my CreepyPasta stories. :D

    I do get bored easily, so, that may also be why I don't update stories that often. Sorry 'bout that. I have a very short attent- Oh hey! It's Flying Mint Bunny!

    DeviantART - http://deaththreatsandcandy.deviantart.com/

    Tumblr- http://numberoneotaku.tumblr.com/

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    Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
    AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Pewdiecry: Crazy stuff happens by crazy.yaoi.girl reviews
    Cry has one of those days when he can't help feeling like something crazy is going to happen, and he was right... This story is written in a slightly different universe or something because they go to school and stuff. Sorry if they seem a little OOC. Pairing: Pewdiepie x ChaoticMonki. It's my first Fanfiction, so be nice? Rated M because something might happen in later chapters.
    Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,075 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
    It Takes Two to Learn the Way of a Wizard by nicothenecromancer reviews
    Leo and Nico don't really know anything about wizards. They don't know who Harry Potter is, why Voldemort's still alive, or even how to perform a simple spell. But they'll have to find out if they want to complete the quest assigned to them and keep their identities secret at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Leo x Nico slash
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Nico A., Leo V.
    The Proxies by mmo100 reviews
    slender woods no one dare ventures into there Julia a fearless girl took a dare and might have to pay with her life or will she join the Proxies. Now acepting oc s.sorry for grammer PLEASE no flaming and if you review please leave grammer out i know i suck at it now accepting ocs
    Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013
    Beats of Three by DonnaBella10 reviews
    Explicit Sherlock/John. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamic. Dubious Consent. Bonding. Mating/Heat Cycles. Sherlock is an Alpha, John a Beta. During Sherlock's peak of Rut, he and John spend a night together, with an unintended consequence. X-post from AO3 account.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,522 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
    The Life and love of Kid and Soul by BriskKinger reviews
    A story involving Death the Kid, Soul, teenboycrushes, Stein, Spirit and comical mancrushes. Rated T for swearing. (KidxSoul) (DeathScythexStein)
    Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Death The Kid, Franken Stein, Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe
    My Little Skrillmau5 by nyancat8815 reviews
    Taking place in a more modern Equestria, in the heart of the city of New Canterlot, two ponies struggle through everyday conflicts and internal disagreements to find their true selfs in a world of mystery. I don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or Deadmau5/Skrillex.
    Crossover - X-overs & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013
    But Is It Art? by DarkmoonSigel reviews
    Dean is dragged to a museum by Sam and meets an artist named Castiel. A conversation happens. Artist Castiel x Mechanic Dean with some Student Sam x Manwhore/model Gabriel in the background. Rate T for language and Gabriel sucking on Sam's tongue. Ongoing series now thanks to Boofini.
    Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
    The Dream by Ulquihimefan1 reviews
    "... the man lunged at me, knife poised at my heart, and I could smell the whiskey on his breath as he yelled three simple words that only a mad man could say, "GO TO SLEEP!"" A Jeff the Killer creepypasta, and my first creepypasta story, enjoy rated T for violence and language
    Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
    A Second Opinion by grell's lover reviews
    A Black Butler, Soul Eater, Ouran Host Club crossover. Work in progress. May contain yaoi in later chapters. Please read and comment! Enjoy! Rating may change
    Crossover - Soul Eater & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2013
    Kitty Kitty, Bang Bang by Catspook reviews
    Another kinkmeme fill - Loki/Tony - post movie, Loki and Tony are turned into affectionate kittens that no one knows how to deal with
    Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
    France x Reader: Language by SunshineBlondie reviews
    France x Reader. Ohonhonhon... you're playing hard to get, and it looks like Francis is losing his mind... An almost lemon! XD
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2012 - France - Complete
    Poor Reindeer Games by Diana360 reviews
    Tony wonders why he feels sorry for Loki. Loki just feels sorry for himself.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
    Behind Closed Doors by Makitog reviews
    What were MeyRin, Bard and Finni doing while Sebastian was in young master's bedroom tightening Ciel's corset...? One-shot. Kuroshitsuji. Rated T just to be safe, you never know's on here..
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Mey-Rin, Baldroy - Complete
    Special Host by Wolf Of The Silver Wind reviews
    Percy is a host. Nico is annoyed that his best friend is never around. Kyoya has a solution. But whats a 'Special Host' and why is everyone acting wierd around Nico? Pico Percy X Nico yaoi/shonin-ai! Enjoy.
    Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Nico A.
    Lead Us Not Into Temptation by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
    Sam didn't realize how well Lucifer understood him. Until his darkest, deepest secret was exposed by the devil... This is why Sam said 'yes' in Detroit. X Warning: M/M, MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS, Possible incest, Implied Dean/Sam. Thank you in advance for the read and please review! XD
    Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Lucifer, Sam W.] - Complete
    Nails In My Heart by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
    America X Reader, Dubcon/Non-con IDK 2P!America X Reader. America didn't know what to do after that. He wanted to be everything she wanted him to be. He wanted to be her hero. Apparently, she didn't want a hero. Well then… he wouldn't be one. For her.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - America, Parallel America
    Syncretism by HeartbrokenMisadventure reviews
    Wherein Loki gets into a fight with Doom and Amora, looses his memories, and has to stay in the Avengers mansion for safety. Contains eventual Tony Loki slash.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki
    I Want To Be Your King by TheKinkyCumberbabe reviews
    It's not everyday that Dean, a blue-blooded, intelligent, handsome, stubborn boy who happens to be the Prince Of Suporia falls for Sam,the boy of his dreams,who happens to be a peasant! Yaoi,unrelated!Dean x Sam, Gabriel x Castiel. M for future chapters
    Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
    Let's Go Shopping! by TheAustrianHero reviews
    An America x Reader fic! Due to lack of milk, you and Alfred decide to go to the store.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2012 - America - Complete
    Mine by Kaede-tama reviews
    On that metal table lies Matthew Williams - frightened, throat raw from screaming, bound eagle-spread with no hope of escaping. Onesided USCan, mentioned UKCan; dark!AU
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
    Can I Sit Here? by rainyRay reviews
    Team Natsu and co. go to the beach, and for once, Natsu and Gray aren't competing! Instead, they're letting a little romance bloom. Will Gray be able to take the heat? Answer:HELL YES! Just a little fluffy one-shot based of a picture on deviant art.
    Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
    Near's Reason by the labile affect reviews
    Near doesn't like L. Mello wants to know why.
    Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
    Claude wants to be Ciel's Butler by TreasuredNightmare reviews
    haha, Claude singng a parody version of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Claude F. - Complete
    Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
    Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
    The Sanctity of Thanksgiving by peace-of-hope reviews
    Edward gives a whole new meaning to Thanksgiving. Elricest. Short one-shot. Lemon. Don't like, don't read.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    The love and pain of Loki by Loki14 reviews
    A strange person has washed up on the Titans doorstep...literally! Where did he come from? Who is he?...What is he? BlackfirexOOC, StarxRob, BBxRae, CyxJinx. New chapter every five reviews!
    Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Blackfire, Raven
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    Hetalia Academy reviews
    You go to a new school with sexy countries. Not much else to say here. Reader x England, Reader x America, Reader x France, Reader x China, Reader x Russia, Reader x Japan, Reader x Germany, Reader x Italy, and Reader x World (the other countries). Rating may change depending on what happens in the later chapters, hehe matureness. Review, favorite, and follow! O/O
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013
    Danse Macabre reviews
    The Dance of Death: Demon VS Human Continuation of Creepy Pasta Lucius story. This time focusing on Jeff and Azrael
    Slender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
    Let's Kill Tonight reviews
    Kat, a child of Satan, sister to Lucius (also a Satanic child), meets a friend from the past, who has changed a lot. After almost being killed by her friend, known as Jeff the Killer (Jeff Hardy), he tells her that SlenderMan, his boss, needs her. On the way Kat, and possibly her little bro, will meet and encounter many things, like demons, monsters, and things that want them dead.
    Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete