AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

A collection of unrelated oneshots, all set in the ABO-verse, all centered around omega!Percy, because this fandom needs more omega!Percy!

Harry needs Snape's cooperation to solve a case, but navigating vampiric culture and Snape's powerful allure proves more challenging than he anticipates. Written for Secret Snarry Swap 2017. COMPLETE.

After a dangerous encounter, Kurt moves in with his cousin, Bella Swan to escape. As he integrates into life in Forks, he meets Jacob Black, the boy who captures his heart and soul. But with love comes secrets and Jacob has one that could send Kurt right into the clutches of peril... Rated M for slash, violence and swearing. Kurt/Jacob

Bella's been Marked, and after the Cullen's less- than- supportive response, she leaves for the House of Night. Now, she's Izzie Davis, a popular and completely new person. Life's good- until the Cullens are invited to the House of Night for a month...

The Guardian Oath was more than a promise to protect children. It was a marriage oath. The marriage may have been strained lately, with none the wiser for it, but the past weekend and a new husband were just the thing to bring all the problems to light. Too bad said 'new husband' has no idea he just got married.

"But Carlisle we want to meet her now." Alice whined. "Does she have to smell like strawberries? It's almost syrupy sweet." Rosalie hissed. "Strawberries and chocolate, and it's absolutely perfect!" Edward called out while Emmett and Jasper both nodded their heads. "Oh she is so adorable my love, is she staying permanently? Please Carlisle?" Esme pleaded.

While England is enjoying the Indian Summer, Harry Potter suffers from a mysterious illness. As the warm days are slowly coming to an end, Harry has to realize, that no matter what, if he ever wants to speak again, there are certain fears he has to face.

Severus gets temporarily blinded when he stands between a curse and Potter. He wakes up with nothing but darkness around him, but Potter helps him remember that you can feel the warmth of light even when you are not able to see it.

Percico & Jason/Leo. In a world that everyone is either a cat or a dog but still be people, they hate each other. Half-Blood High is one of the few that is co-op and a dog is confessing his love to a new cat in school. Another cat and dog is having a secret relationship that nobody knows. Everything goes into chaos. humor/drama

Percico soulmate AU. The day Nico met him, he finally saw color. The day he fell into Tartarus, the colors disappeared.

In a world of Alphas and Omegas, Harry is surprised to discover that he is a rare Male Omega. He assumes his pull towards Draco Malfoy is because the Slytherin is an Alpha, but there is more at play here than even Harry knows. My own twist on the Alpha/Omega-verse. Creature fic. Drarry.

AU after GoF, HPBZ, sequel to 'Vellum Voices.' It's summer, and Harry is with Blaise and his mother in Florence, discovering many things-among them, duplicity and what it's like to be in love. Fourshot. COMPLETE.

Hary Potter gets captured by Death Eaters. An accidental encounter during his time in captivity leads to an unexpected outcome, as well as some shocking revelations turning Harry's world upside down. My first attempt at MPreg, and I strive towards more serious approach to the topic, or at least try to include more fluff and romance, than outright crack. AU after HP&OotP.

Magnus is instantly fascinated by Jace, the moment he meets the omega. Over the course of the war, they get to know each other pretty well – especially when the omega moves in with him. Somehow they both manage to be too dense to notice they're courting. Magnus/Jace slash Jagnus

Oneshot. Professor Snape startles his apprentice while she's working and learns much more than he bargained for about her role in the war.

Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*

HPDM, one-sided LMDM. Draco discovers his father, a powerful Lord, wishes to marry him after his mother's death. He flees to the ruins of a castle with a forest full of shadows next to it, a small herd of thestrals roaming the ruins…and a mysterious green-eyed boy who comes to fly his broom over it. AU. Based on the fairytale "Donkeyskin." Twoshot. COMPLETE.

Edward left Bella in the wood. She died of hypothermia. Man in the Moon took pity on her and changed her into a winter spirit. 175 years later, the Cullens, Bella, and Jack Frost met again in Forks. What will happen?

Percy hooks his thumbs into the loops of Nico's jeans, drawing the male closer to him. "It's just a kiss," Percy jests, eyes sparkling. "What's the harm?" The slow, dull thump of Nico's heartbeat begins to roar, before he's drowning in a sea of senselessness and romance.

Something that can't be explained happens to the original five New Directions students in the Choir Room. After the event, things become different. The Gleeks had always been special, but now the group of misfit teenagers find themselves with new special powers. Also, Kurt and Puck are totally into each other but refuse to admit it.

The New Directions may have seen this happening with other couples, but never did they expect it to happen to this one. Especially no one in the whole school saw what happened after as a possibility. Probably the ones that were most surprised were the two boys themselves. Not to say they mind the surprise. Set in s3 somewhere between Michael and Big Brother. *ON HOLD*

Edward Cullen hates being a vampire. So much that he's willing to end his afterlife early. Ready to die, again, he stops when a beautiful boy with a smart mouth changes his life through an encounter neither of them will ever forget. Rated M due to suicide triggers.

Malfoy's out of a job and Harry needs some help at home. He hires Draco to be his personal assistant, but things get a little more "personal" than either of them ever intended for it to be. hardcore smut, slash Draco/Harry, language, light crack

Set a year and a half after Edward left Bella in the woods. She has moved on with her life but Angela turns up missing. Everyone thinks it's a runaway story but Bella knows different. She was kidnapped. Bella plans to search for Angela with Jessica's help but finds herself in the same fate. In an underground auction house being sold as a play thing to the highest bidding vampire.

Bella is a half demon and InuYasha's sister. When she goes back to Japan, the Cullens follow her and fall down the well after her. Read to find out what happens. R&R. E&B After Twilight, before new moon.

HPDM slash, AU, dubious consent warning. Two years of war. Draco's forgotten what it's like to hope. But now he might have two: the defeat of the Dark Lord, and Harry Potter's arse. Maybe not in that order. Written for the 2016 Draco Tops Harry fest. COMPLETE.

"What's wrong, Potter?" Malfoy whispered, catching Harry off guard with how breathless and excited his voice was. "Vampire got your tongue?" And then he licked a tentative and long, fire-hot trail up the outer shell of Harry's ear with the tip of his searing wet tongue. Or, in which Harry is a rare creature and the mate of Draco Malfoy, vampire. Need I say more?

Bella has had enough of Edward's controlling ways. When she finally decides to run away, the first thing that pops into her mind is of her friend from Japan. Making a split second decision, Bella heads to Japan to meet her pen pal, Kagome Hiragurashi. What will happen when Bella gets sucked into the well at the Shrine?

It's Neville's eighteenth birthday party, and he has to find an alpha who will accept him as a second consort—a nice way of saying concubine—or he'll lose everything. Neville will need to do anything and everything he can to ensure at least one person agrees. Written for the HP Kink N Squick Creature Fest 2015. COMPLETE.

Flashes into Kurt and Sam's life together. These are unrelated one-shots with a prompt of a single word. Prompts are welcome. Warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

The Cullens abandon Bella in Forks. To uphold the Law the Denali take it upon themselves to either kill Bella or turn her. Bella wanted to be a vampire? She just might be getting her wish after all. Femslash if longer. Omegaverse story.

Seeing that Harry is stuck between two sleeping snakes using him as a pillow isn't his idea of fun. Even more so when Collin decides to take a picture of the three and later gives them each a copy of it to boot.

Kurt Hummel visits Rosewood, unattached, lonely and ready to get laid with the beautiful male residents of Rosewood, Pennsylvania. Smut, PWP basically. Kurt/Everyone

The Golden Trio were on holiday shopping in Port Angeles. That was where Harry saw him. There was something familiar about him, but Harry couldn't quite place what it was exactly. "Why are you staring at that boy? That's rather rude, Harry." "I'm not... I wasn't..." Utterly AU / this is JUST a quick one shot!

Absolute smut! Smut with feeling, of course, but still smut! Kurt/Puck slash.

This story is a Klaine AU, it takes place in Chris' movie "Struck By Lightning". Basically, it's the movie with Blaine joining the Writers Club because he has a crush on Kurt/Carson and he's a transfer student in his senior year. And this is a really bad summary because when I started this fic I didn't know what exactly should it be about. But now I know and you should read it ;)

Percy's mother dies and he doesn't want to stay with his abusive stepfather Gabe, so he tracks down his biological father Poseidon. Who is living with his boyfriend Hades di Angelo, his own sons and Hades' four children. Percy has to adjust to all the new things and to the feelings he developes for his not-quite-stepbrother Nico and his boyfriend. Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome

Kurt's mother Elisabeth had always told Kurt so many stories about the Legends of the world, though the most frequent ones – his favorite ones – were those about Jack Frost. And even as he grows up and stops believing in such things as Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, he never could bring himself to stop believing in the snow-controlling boy.

It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn't. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there's no going back. BDSM.

Kurt and Blaine have just started their BDSM relationsip, but Blaine is much more submissive than usual and Kurt needs to confront him about it. Rated M for BDSM, Dom!Kurt, Sub!Blaine, and Subspace!Blaine. Possibility that I might add more.

HPDM slash. Draco knows how to the world is supposed to go: he is a dominant Veela, with a submissive mate. It's rather a surprise to find out that his mate is Harry Potter. It's rather more of one to find out that Harry, having been raised by Muggles, does not know how the world is supposed to go, and has no interest in being a submissive mate. COMPLETE.

UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.

Nico's not broken, just a little messed up. But then again, so is Leo. All in all, it's not that surprising when they end up trying to fix each other. / Valdangelo AU

"So we've never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall and sometimes we're showering at the same time and we sing duets" AU. (Series)

After a wonderful night and soon to be wonderful morning, Draco and Harry realize that they have put their secret relationship in near jeopardy when the boys awaken later then they thought. MUCH LATER. Luckily, when the two reach breakfast everything seems to be safe and normal. That is until Harry realizes a crucial mistake the boys made. [COMPLETE ONE-SHOT] Draco x Harry

Bella always believed Edward left her because she was human but little did she know that he is running because her blood had started to change and his pull towards her withered. After he leaves, Bella finds herself and lives her life. What happens when years later, her and her coven come across the Cullen's? How will they react to the new Bella Swan?

Tom Riddle thought he was dreaming the first time, but when he repeatedly visits the same boy, he realizes that bigger things are at work. He watches the boy in the cupboard grow from a small child and into a young man. His brotherly affections begin to wane. What will he do when the boy isn't so little anymore? Could he even imagine? Those Avada eyes calling to him. A/N: SLASH!

"I don't think you are using that right?"

Socially awkward twink, Edward, meets Jasper, the manwhore, in front of Rainbow club. Edward tries everything in his power to change Jasper's ways and show him the wonders of a relationship. Written for Fandom Against Juvenile Diabetes. COMPLETE

Mortal AU - Nico is a good son, because he's helping out in Persephone's flower shop in the summer. Percy is a good son, because he buys Sally flowers every Sunday. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

It's time for a Halloween Dance at McKinley High, and Kurt has his eyes on a new teacher. How will Mr. Puckerman punish Kurt when he shows up to the dance as a naughty school girl? Rated M for tons of smut and language, do not read if you aren't looking for smut! Status may change to in-progress if you review and want more.

Sadistic Snape, Masochistic Harry, one shot, expressing my views and experiences with BDSM.

"He's not a bad person. He just likes people to think he is." Blaine just wants to brave public school again after past traumatic events. He didn't expect to be pulled into Kurt's life, a boy decorated with pink hair and dark rumors. This is a story of two boys dealing with similar pasts in dissimilar ways, and finding the means to pull back their protective layers. Skank!Kurt fic.

The Avengers walk in on a Tony is a very compromising position with none other than the God of Mischief himself, and ends up having to explain just how they got into that situation. BDSM, smut, various kinks.

Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.

Just what sort of request could Nya ask leaving a baffled Jay and amused Kai? That was not quite the evening he had expected when the samurai asked him to stop by how could he say no? Jaya / Plasma

Fill from an old GKM: Empty hallways. The man of his dreams. What more could one possibly ask for? Oh, right...

The one where Kurt loves Blaine's dalton hoodie, and Blaine loves making love to Kurt. Warnings for bp!kurt, underage, age difference, toys, dirtytalk & a bit size!kink.

Omegaverse, Victorian non-magical AU. Harry Potter presents as alpha at fifteen, and it is supposed to change his life for the better. Instead, it leads him to a beautiful noble omega he cannot have, a political plot he cannot escape, and a threat on his life.

Jack sets about getting what he wants. Aster doesn't complain. PWP. Jackrabbit.

Bella is a Demi God, she is daughter of Hades. What will happen when she sees the Cullens in Forks. E&B R&R thankies. :3

Blaine meets Skank!Kurt because he punched a guy and hand-holding ensues… (Klaine)

What if Layla wasn't the girl we all know from the movies? If instead of being an innocent, naive and eco feminist she was a darker, more cynical version of herself. Coupled with a famous best friend, a serious dislike for the rules and a new found crush on the school's resident hothead could life get any harder.

The Rus's make a visit in Berk and Stoick send Toothless and Hiccup into a mission to take care of the dragons while he tries to convince the Rus' that the dragons are no longer a threat to them. While that time, Toothless and Hiccup start to being lovers, but when they return, Hiccup faces his worst nightmare. How will they handle love, pain and even lies? Read and find out.

Burt and Sebastian's mother are about to get married. Kurt and Sebastian hate each other but Kurt pushes Sebastian into trying and making things better for the sake of their family. However, it looks like Sebastian has a secret he's hiding carefully. (bp!Sebastian, written for a prompt at GKM)

Cedric decides to share the secret of the Egg with Viktor Krum in an effort to be fair. He even shows him to the prefects' bathroom. But Viktor has other ideas of what the bathroom might be good for. SLASH

Finn walks in on Kurt and Blaine having kinky sex. He's freaked out. Everyone in school finds out. Warnings for BDSM, dirty talk, sex, language.

Tohru finds a kitten while walking back home from work. She takes it with her not knowing that the cat she had in her hands would change hers and Kyo's life forever.

Jasper Hale suffers some car trouble on his way to visit his sister and gets rescued by Jacob Black and Seth Clearwater. What follows isn't just a physical journey, but also one of the heart. AH road trip with some slash scenes

Hey, my name is Shiva. I'm looking for my twin brother (Found him), do you know where I can find him? (Asgard).Well, He supposed look like me. Sometimes blue, but sometimes not. What blue? My skin color of course. You asked me why rated M for this story? Loki do something dirty with my Thor. he's such a naughty boy. we all did actually

Prompt from GKM: After dating Blaine for a few months Kurt receives a phone call in the middle of the night from a very horny Blaine. After convincing Kurt they proceed to having hot phone sex. Includes: bp!Kurt, masturbation, dirty talk.

Blaine has a bit of fun with his twin Everett before Kurt comes over. Kurt surprises them both when he shows up in a schoolgirl's outfit and mistakes Everett for Blaine. Twincest, cross-dressing, bp!Kurt, threesome. Written for a prompt at the GKM.

Harry decides to play after a potions class. 2nd Follow up to Submission; YAOI; RATED MATURE for KINK and BDSM

HPDM: BDSM- I was to be duality, and to transform into that anthropomorphic beast was—and always would be—a serene bliss.

Sasori figured out that Deidara was clueless, and he wanted to use it to his advantage to get what he wanted. Hidan had the same idea. Hidan/Deidara/Sasori Yaoi Lemon

Second drabble written for LJ's rarepairshorts holiday exchange '08: Cedric and his mental walls.

Roxas doesn't know what to to when Organization XII is given a one-day vacation. Crappy summary, but the story's better. Please read/review! AkuRoku, small spoilers for KH 358/2 Days.

After finding a friend in the other, Beast Boy and Aqualad spend much time together and realize that they both share an attraction.