Blossombird
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Joined 04-21-13, id: 4677975, Profile Updated: 09-08-13
Author has written 3 stories for Warriors.

Name: Blossombird... I suppose.

Gender: Female

Likes: Books, Drawing, Music, animals e.c.t

Dislikes: People who hate dogs and cats and everything inbetween.


Stories

Darkest of Hearts

As a kit she was unloved by her parents, her clan hated her and everyone who she had cared for had left her. No wonder she is the way she is... No wonder she has a dark heart...

One-shot

Short one-shot based on a song.

The Beginning

Love blinds Bluebird as she defies the thing that matters most, and maybe a little sibling rivalry isn't the best thing, and could one special kit help the clan realize there's more to the afterlife then they thought.


RANDOM STUFF

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

all of my friends must be in different groups of four- we are all insane.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.


PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?


COPIES

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Put this in your profile if you think your cat looks like a warrior


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This is Bunny.
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Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination


Unless people like you care a whole awful lot.
Things are not going to get better.
They're not.

Dr Seuss

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The Darkest of Hearts reviews
As a kit she was unloved by her parents, her clan hated her and everyone who she had cared for had left her. No wonder she is the way she is... No wonder she has a dark heart...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
One-shot reviews
Short one-shot based on a song.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Complete
Warrior cats story: The beginning reviews
Love blinds Bluebird as she defies the thing that matters most, and maybe a little sibling rivalry isn't the best thing, and could one special kit help the clan realize there's more to the after-life then they thought.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013