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Acclaim by kai-kakashi reviews
Who knew that you could feel that way without realising it? When things change, they change, and it all started when they moved to university. Rated M for sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,698 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T.
One More Year by llexxii reviews
"Shut the fuck up." Craig growls at him, his voice rising. "What the fuck did I ever do to you, huh? What did I do to deserve all this shit from you? You weren't like this before. We were the best of fucking friends! Since kindergarten, Clyde! Kinder-fucking-garten! What did I do to make you hate me so much, huh? Tell me!" Cryde/Fade-in-fade-out Clybe/One-sided Creek/ K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,588 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Infinite Thought by FirstThingsLast reviews
Say that maybe you're me, and you can't stand people, but a person is sitting on your bed with you. One that you kinda don't like. He's not the snow troll you'd had on your mind, but he's also not so bad.. (Crenny Fanfic/ Hints of Creek/ Rated for language and smut.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,591 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M.
I Hate You Less Than Usual by K1ngQu1nn reviews
In light of a recent spike in dating, two residents of South Park have struck up a deal. A Not-Quite-Friends With Benefits deal. Provided they can tolerate each other long enough, they might just make it through this sickeningly overbearing Valentine-eque Nightmare. Kenny Craig, with pieces about Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,451 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
The Deepest Cuts Don't Bleed by scarylolita reviews
Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,577 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
A Hundred Oneshots for a Hundred Prompts by NCC-24601 reviews
In which I swing in late to join in PinkXCloud's and SpellboundWinter's challenge thing. Focusing a bit on Crenny (obviously) and Stendy. No promises of anything so I'll rate M just to play safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.]
Kick the habit by Raesininja reviews
Kenny's in drag and gets in some trouble with the one and only Craig Tucker. Haven't see any princess Kenny style crenny even though it's a pretty over used story haha. The story will focus more on sexuality and relationship so the story will have a lot more depth. I'm not sure what to rate this as I don't have much of a plan, anyway my first fan fic so sorry for the bad writing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M.
Absent End by scarylolita reviews
Karen McCormick is stuck in an endless cycle of hedonistic pleasure, not realizing that too much of a good thing isn't good at all. Kenny wants more for her, but words don't mean a thing unless you practise what you preach. Try as he might, Kevin can't seem to keep his younger siblings in line. Slash, Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] Kevin McCormick, Karen McCormick - Complete
The Perks of Losing by ContiguousThoughts reviews
Kenny McCormick makes a bet with Clyde Donovan. The bet? Get the stoic bastard known as Craig Tucker to fall in love with him. He think's it'll be a piece of cake, but what happens when Kenny starts to fall for Craig? Rated M for sexual content, language, substance use.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M.
400 Lux by madzcool reviews
Kenny understands who he is. He's the boy with the shaggy blonde hair and the dozens of scars and bad memories stuck to him like tar. He's a bad influence, bad news, he's a McCormick. He understands this. What he doesn't understand, is the apathetic boy in the old off-red hoodie. [South Park, Crenny, Rated M for sex references, swearing, and drug use]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Catch Me If You Can by scarylolita reviews
The boys are off to college and Cartman insists they participate in the frosh week scavenger hunt. They'll be getting drunk, getting naked, getting lucky and perhaps even arrested, but unfortunately, they aren't in for purely fun and games. The past comes back to haunt them and they're all forced to pay the price for childhood mistakes they once buried. Slash, Kyman & Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
We Were There by scarylolita reviews
When Kyle books a flight to Hawaii, the last person he plans on travelling with is Eric Cartman, but that's exactly what happens. It's been eight years since they last met, but Kyle can already tell it's going to be a rocky ride and an even rockier landing. Fate has plans for these estranged friends, and so does Hawaii. Things are about to change. Slash, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,919 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Rainbow In The Dark by Francis J. Toran reviews
Kenny has faced a countless number of hardships just to keep his sister, Karen, safe and happy. Craig wants to take away Kenny's pain and make his own. As time leads these two men down separate roads, will they cross paths to find peace, or will time take away everything they hold dear? Craig/Kenny. All warnings inside. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M.
If Only I Knew by SpaceCadette69 reviews
Falling hard for Mysterion was easy. Being in love with the person behind the mask was what was impossible for Craig Tucker. Kenny, however, is bound and determined to prove the task to be not as impossible as Craig once thought.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M., Mysterion
Another Bad Move by BeingSecretive reviews
(Sequel:Caught) Masaomi and Shizuo have lived happily together for a year; well, almost happily. When Masaomi starts struggling to pull enough money together to pay rent, he has to start borrowing from his lover, leaving him feeling awfully guilty. Only one person offers him the help he feels he needs, and Masaomi makes a very bad move. (Rated M for language and smut)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,435 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Masaomi K., Izaya O., Shizuo H., Rio K. - Complete
The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews
Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Breaking the Bottle by HarvardDropout reviews
Craig never imagined that he'd someday find himself sitting around an empty apartment, waiting for his MIA recovering alcoholic boyfriend to walk through the front door while his best friend searched aimlessly for some stupid lamp to celebrate a holiday that didn't even matter to them. Staig - Clyle - Kenbe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Stan M., Craig T.
Unleashed by BattyCore reviews
Kenny is bummed because he hasn't gotten any in wayyy too long. His resources have been tapped dry, and he thinks he has no where to turn. That is, until he spots a certain someone taking out his trash. Previously titled "For Matt"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Phone Tag by AllzStar reviews
Entire fic done in text messages. Style, Crenny, Kendy, Kybe, K2, Stenny, Stendy and Cryle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
When You Have Everything to Lose by J9nine reviews
It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,867 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Blowup Doll by GalleyTrot reviews
I posted this while slightly inebriated. Allow me to apologize for that. I present you with a better summary: Clyde and Craig talk about sexual exploration. CraigxClyde, M for themes and heavy language, "It was funny at the time". Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obliterate reviews
I apologise to you all, but this is on stand by for the moment - will let you know what's going on later
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.