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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

Previously Je Suis un Potterfan


I take Hong Kong dollars.


What's Mickey without Minnie?

Or Piglet without Pooh?
What's Donald without Daisy?
That's me without you.

When Ariel doesn't sing,
And Pooh Bear hates honey,
When Tigger stops bouncing,
And Goofy isn't funny;

When Peter Pan doesn't fly,
And Simba doesn't roar,
Or while Alice doesn't fit through small doors;

When Dumbo's ears are small,
And Happily Ever After isn't true.

That's when I'll stop loving you.


Call me Lia.
I am a MASSIVE Potterhead and almost-as-massive Whovian.
Fangirling is my past, my present and my future.
I write Snamione and Dramione fanfiction, and also read it.
They are my OTPs.
I hope you enjoy my stories :)


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Bechloe Prompts (OneShots) by MizBiz reviews
Bechloe OneShots based off of prompts, mostly fluff.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7h - Published: 7/9 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Age Is Just a Number by FluentInMovieQuotes reviews
Beca's heading into her senior year of high school, pining to get herself to LA instead. She meets a redhead the night before school starts and they find out that they have a lot in common with each other. Little did Beca know that the next morning she'd discover that this redhead would be her new English teacher. Someone has it hot for the teacher. Bechloe High School AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,876 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 6/26 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Jesse, Emily J.
I Doubt I Can Live A Day Without You by 1lifeisbechloe reviews
Summary: Anna and Brittany have just started living together. Will they make their relationship work in between their busy lives? Characters: Anna Kendrick / Brittany Snow - Sendrick
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 6/8 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Roommates by twin192 reviews
Beca, 19, a freshman is new at Barden University and meets her new roommate Chloe, 21, also a freshman. They click instantly and become fast friends. But what is Chloe hiding? Why is she crying so often when she thinks nobody's noticing? What did she do for two years before going to college? AU
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/9 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Ms Right by BrittannaSendrick47 reviews
Chloe Beale is one of those beautiful, perfect, people, yet she's unbelievably kind. Beca Mitchell, well...not really. She's snarky, sarcastic, and an awesome DJ. If these two people happen to meet at say, Barden High. Will Beca play the right cards and find her Ms. Right? (Bechloe High School AU)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/25 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy
On Top of the World by briittsnowhuh reviews
Beca's not sure what to expect when Chloe asks her to go on a week and a half camping trip across California. "Maybe it was because of the slightly mischievous look in Chloe's eyes, that had the slightest indication that something was going to happen that Beca would either regret or love for the rest of her life." Bechloe. (Ratings may change)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Just the Beginning by Casolia reviews
Beca Mitchell has been hiding her scars made by the abuse of her violent dad Warren, who is also the owner of an impeccable facade. Her new bubbly friend, Chloe, suspects Beca has more to her than her amazing mixes and jokes- and she is desperate to find out what's behind the brunette' s cold walls; but the small DJ is too scared to let anyone in...
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,678 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/8 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P.
Butt-dialed by chloebealehuh reviews
What if Beca butt-dialed Chloe, and Chloe overhears Beca doing something embarrassing, leaving Beca having to explain her actions.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Canvas by Doleesa reviews
All Chloe ever has to do is look at Beca and the younger woman obliges her every whim and desire. Beca's not really sure how it even happens, but she often finds herself regaling Chloe with stories about the ink on her body.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,820 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/2 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Favorite Record by bechloehuh reviews
They have an old beat up Thunderbird convertible, twelve thousand dollars between them, and no destination in mind. This could very much be the worst decision both of them have ever made. (Bechloe road trip au)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/29 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Fell At Disneyland (And I Got This To Show For It) by MsLane reviews
Beca Mitchell, a successful DJ is many things. Is she someone who'd willingly go to Disneyland? Absolutely not. Chloe Beale, a passionate Disney Princess face character, loves kids and singing and making people happy when they see her. She sees Beca, who looks positively grumpy, which makes Chloe take it as her own personal mission to turn that frown upside down.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/3 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Stacie
This is Probably the Worst Idea Ever by briittsnowhuh reviews
Chloe suggests that the Bellas go on a trip to Las Vegas and L.A for the Bellas to bond, which leads to some interesting events taking place which really lets certain people come closer and a certain someone realises that their feelings might be more than what was anticipated before. Bechloe. (Ratings may change.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/8
A Series of Hilarious and Cute Events by areaderofmanythings reviews
Bechloe in different scenarios as they settle into their lives together. This is a series of oneshots of shameless Bechloe fluff. Continuations,outtakes and prompts I received from my other fics Caught & No Electricity involving our favorite couple. CHAPTER 20:Pre-Proposal Jitters or The One Time Beca Did Something Totally Cliché She Saw in a Movie For Chloe Because It Was Worth It
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 202,431 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Kismet by C-AND-B reviews
Just a bunch of AU!Bechloe one shots that haunt my brain (also probably a load of side Staubrey because they're just delightful).
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/5 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Aubrey P., Stacie
Harry Potter and AVPM by xXPinkNekoXx reviews
Thanks to our lovely little Author Kawaiimoonchild, she's decided to kidnap the harry potter cast and force them to watch AVPM. IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED STARKID, GO WATCH IT NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,197 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Drunk Junk by Luke 923 HA reviews
Requested Tumblr Prompt: Emily gets drunk. Things get weird.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy, Emily J. - Complete
The Water Park by Luke 923 HA reviews
Requested Tumblr Prompt: The Bellas go to a water park. Emily is fangirling, and Cynthia Rose is annoyed.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Cynthia-Rose, Emily J. - Complete
A week at Granny's house by selimausx3 reviews
Chloe and Beca are staying at Chloe's grandma's house for a week. Be excited for what's about to come :3
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/30 - Beca M., Chloe B.
One more by zakari-little-lion reviews
Beca and Chloe decide to adopt a dog.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
You're actually pretty damn cute, Mitchell by briittsnowhuh reviews
Beca is banished to the corner of a Bellas rehearsal, and Chloe tries to convince Beca that she's not all tough. Bechloe, fluff. One-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Against Expectations by Flaming-Bee reviews
You can't help what the heart wants, and unfortunately Hermione's just couldn't want Ronald Weasley. However will an opportunity to escape back to Hogwarts help her find exactly what she's looking for from the most unlikely of sources... Slightly AU in that Snape is alive after the War. Will eventually be SSxHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Terrible Things by 1lifeisbechloe reviews
Beca and her daughter are out walking the dogs in the park. When Beca gets asked about the topic love, she is forced to tell her daughter a story that didn't have a happy ending.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Emily J. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by not-so-average-fangirl reviews
Takes place a few months before Pitch Perfect 2. Around Christmas time, specifically. Beca and Chloe have gotten closer over the years and their friendship has never been better. But what happens when they're forced to kiss under the mistletoe and sparks fly? Will things end well? I suck at summaries. Just read it, it'll be good. Also, there's no Jeca. Because, no. Bechloe FTW.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/24 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Enough for Now by WhiteViolet reviews
Hermione has a dark past that she has kept a secret. Nobody knows, until Professor Snape finds her suffering a panic attack outside his classroom. Can he put her back together, or is she unable to be fixed? Takes place after the war; Hermione returns for her Seventh Year. A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,005 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 1/21 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Exceptions by RedStarsa reviews
Severus Snape did not like children. They're loud, annoying & needy. Excluding his genetic angels. They are the exceptions. Follow Severus & Hermione as they teach their children important life lessons & have difficult conversations to explain the ways of the world. But bullies & the new minister aren't the only thing bothering Severus. Old wounds open with ease.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Cup of Tea by dragonlord715 reviews
Who played Fall Out Boy at three in the morning? She supposed her neighbor had a punk music fetish. Why else would they be blasting "Thnks for th Mmrs" at this hour? Hermione supposed she would have to lug herself out of bed and politely ask them to stop. An AU Dramione story. Both Draco and Hermione have been misled by others, but will they be able to trust each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why Severus Snape by Hannoie reviews
When Hermione Granger gets engaged to Severus Snape, she realises it's time to tell her friends about their relationship. She has a feeling the general reaction won't be very good... AU - disregarding all deaths. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,609 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Cat, the Witch and the White Picket Fence by Muggleborns reviews
Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,511 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/1 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Dear Diary of Hermione by Tattysecondhandbook is Life reviews
A story about Hermione. Set in first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4
Dramione Drabbles by MissWitchx reviews
Collection of Dramione-centric drabbles (100-500 words). Various timelines. Contains fluff, humour, angst and romance. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 118 - Words: 49,974 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
You Belong With Me by Luke 923 HA reviews
Beca and Chloe moved in across the street from each other after graduating college. Chloe inadvertently started a Taylor Swift pun war, and Beca may have taken it a little too far, not that Chloe minded.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
Mrs Nearly Malfoy Drama by QuidditchPlayerPotter reviews
A three-shot. Hermione's family and cousins are in for a shock, Draco is rich and famous. Hermione's married to Draco. Anymore questions ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Four Great Surprises of Severus Snape by XinconceivableX reviews
It all started when the staunch, strait-laced Professor, Severus Snape went to breakfast with a hickey on his neck… -This is just a short 4 part story with a SS/HG pairing. Rated T for language and suggestive situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/15 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Is Just The Beginning by sshgforever reviews
About 3 years after the war, the Trio find themselves back at Hogwarts to complete their apprenticeships. Harry is apprenticing under Dumbledore for DADA, Ron under madam Hooch, (mainly to be a Quidditch Referee) and Hermione... I wonder who will be her mentor. And what lies ahead a rocky road for her. First story so just give it a try :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/11 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Great Hogwarts Inspection of 2014 by hiddenhibernian reviews
The Muggle school inspectorate Ofsted descends on Hogwarts, a calamity not quite on the scale of the Battle of Hogwarts but not far off it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/3 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by starkidsftw reviews
When I was little, my mother taught me about the Seven Deadly Sins. They were always just words to me, harmless words: envy, sloth, greed, pride, wrath, lust and gluttony. But then seventh year came, and everything changed. This is the story of how I, Hermione Granger, managed to commit every single one of the seven deadly sins. All thanks to Draco Malfoy. 7th year Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,876 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fates Unravelled by SophieVF reviews
It was then that he caught sight of the pin on her robes, and he sneered at it tauntingly, "What's the matter Granger? Worried that if you didn't keep your initials on your robes you'd forget who you were? I didn't realise you were so dimwitted." "It's not meant to be my initials you insufferable prat, I'm Head Girl."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,095 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Telepathy by xXRavenclawPrincessXx reviews
Draco and Hermione are partnered during their Potions Class. While they are making the Telepathy Potion, the potion spills on them, giving Draco and Hermione the ability to hear everybody's thoughts. Post-War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I will just lie! by somniator99
She said, "If anyone asked me that i am in love with him, i will just lie..." "Than i will just have to make sure that you can't lie, Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Camping is Not a Dirty Word by StrongHermione reviews
Hermione is forced to confront her issues regarding camping when her father requests a weekend away to celebrate his birthday. Luckily her husband Severus is there to assist. One Shot; SS/HG; AU; EWE?; Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
An unexpected announcement by Hannoie reviews
Companion piece to 16 minutes. When Minerva's quiet evening is disturbed by an otter Patronus, she is shocked to hear that the Patronus's voice clearly doesn't belong to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M. - Complete
Meddlesome Spawns by CRMediaGal reviews
After a long hiatus from date nights, Severus has the perfect evening planned for wooing his wife, but it would seem that his and Hermione's three offspring have their own agendas in mind. Written for the first SSHG Gift Fest on LiveJournal. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Meet the Grangers by NomCat17 reviews
Granger family reunion fic. Been there done that. Hermione's fed up with her rich uncles, snobby aunts, and conceited cousins. But how will a family secret and a certain blonde manage to make this reunion the best and worst reunion yet? *In the process of editing the first chapter*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Snivellus and Hermione Take On the World by LynnettaCaine reviews
Due to Ron's incapability to stay faithful, Hermione becomes upset and decides to do something rash. With trusty time turner in hand, she goes on a blast to the past... Nineteen years in the past that is. Here she meets Lily Evans, James Potter, and the surprisingly pleasant young Severus Snape. Will he win her heart, just to have her break his when she returns to her own time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
16 minutes by Hannoie reviews
When Hermione and Severus get stuck in a lift, they realise that the quickest way to get out is to send a Patronus. Or rather, it would have been the quickest way had either of them been willing to perform the charm. . . . Oneshot, SSHG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
My Cafe Romeo by MusicHerself reviews
"You guys aren't together. Therefore, you are allowed to totally crush on hotty coffee over there." She said gesturing to Elsa. (Elsa's a girl working at a Disney themed Cafe shop. Anna's the girl who's had a crush on her for awhile. Rapunzel and Kristoff are the ones who make things a little harder than they should be. Humor, swearing and Elsanna.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
The Noodle Incident by Mavennica reviews
Hermione is making noodles as a special meal for the house-elves, but things go a bit awry. humor, goofiness, not a menage a trois, rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Different Places by Hogwarts chocolate
What if Draco and Hermione swapped family's so is was Hermione Malfoy and Draco Granger instead but Draco is not all he seems, lots of Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,263 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Mistletoe Mischief by cleotheo reviews
Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Mutom Beatitus by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"Well, if you had bothered to read, you'd know that you have to start smaller. Transfiguring me into a lion would be ridiculously difficult for just starting off..." The light and fluffy tale of Hermione's time as a cat called Muffin in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Starcrossed Love by GothicReader reviews
Seventh year has arrived and Hermione has changed, but none of her friends know. What happens when the least likeliest person finds out her secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Secondhand Scars by AloisPhantomhive429 reviews
Hermione, now a successful writer, has lost everyone she cares about, both willingly and unwillingly. Living in the muggle world, Hermione believes herself to be safe from ghost of her past, but everything changes when Draco Malfoy shows up on her doorstep. Can old enemies put their past behind them and start anew? Or will their anger destroy the neighborhood along with each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G.
20 Ways To Annoy Draco Malfoy by bookworrm1999 reviews
Hermione was at the coast and was introduced to the Harry Potter books. Eventually finding the fictional world of it including a video that gives her a genius idea. What is this idea? I guess you'll have to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Let's Do The Time Warp Again by Mavennica reviews
Professor Hermione Snape and Headmaster Severus Snape discuss a Muggle Studies project during a staff meeting. Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Unexpected Motherhood by bookworrm1999 reviews
Because of an accident in Potions Hermione has found herself thrust into motherhood. She must barrel through all with the scrutiny of her friends. This is not a fic where Hermione becomes pregnant nor does her child appear from the future. Who is this person who she must take care of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Feud for Thought by Truh-Uffles reviews
AU. Snape lives, and he and Hermione are getting on one another's last nerve. An all-out pranking war ensues. Rated T for language for now, but may be changed to M for possible citrus in future chapters. Future SS/HG pairing. Don't like? Don't care!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Academic Affairs by CRMediaGal reviews
Hermione is in her third year at university when she's tasked with taking a class with the impossible Professor Snape. Unfortunately, he's not only frustrating and infuriating but also unpredictable and strangely attractive. How will she survive the term, and how will Snape? Requested prompt. Muggle AU. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST AU" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Too Little Too Late by Gabriella Somerfield reviews
It's the ten year reunion at Hogwarts but when it comes to Hermione, Ron realizes he's just a little to late.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a Chatroom by CloudEpic reviews
Take an arrogant twit and a bossy know-it-all. Add nosy best friends, evil teachers and a lot of chocolate. Mix in an all-new chatroom service in an ancient school of magic and you've got the perfect recipe for true love - or everlasting hatred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Baby Blues by PotatoCake reviews
They say that War changes people, that's Hermione's case as she and the gang enter another year at Hogwarts. How will she cope as she's forced into faux marriage and parenthood, better yet - how will she cope with Malfoy in-laws and Snape as a birthing coach? This story is hilarity you wont get anywhere else and my spin on the HP parent class cliche. T for language, alcohol, ect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Staffroom gossip by Hannoie reviews
Severus finds the trivial gossiping of his colleagues quite amusing to listen to ... That is, until he hears something that isn't trivial at all. Oneshot, SSHG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Here's7to6never5growing4up reviews
Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Cho, Dumbledore, and Snape as they watch the hilarious A Very Potter Musical. Warning: OOC. Rated T for mild cursing. GWxHP DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,413 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Days of the Cupcakes by CarmineDuvale reviews
In which there's a shy Draco, a squealing Hermione and a whole lot of cupcake eating. Stranger things have surely happened. Haven't they? ... AU and kind of OOC. First in "The Sweet Tooth of Destiny " Quartet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Has Talent (DISCONTINUED) by SlytherinSociopath reviews
Hermione Granger was never one for talent contests - but when an opportunity arises, she manages to herself an audition. It was always to do with her CV, not the alluring model named Mr Malfoy - right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'd Lie by lulufandoms reviews
'I could tell you his favorite color's green, He loves to argue, born on the seventeenth, His mother's beautiful, he has his father's eyes. And if you asked me if I love him, I'd lie.' Hermione Granger, is a junior at high school, with her unlikely best friend Draco Malfoy. The player with the smartest girl in Hogwarts High . AU :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Day At The Zoo by articcat621 reviews
Hermione and Severus agree to take James, Albus, and Lily to London Zoo for the day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tiger Troubles by ImagineAspen reviews
Hermione accidentally turns Malfoy into a tiger and has to deal with the consequences. AU 6th Year Dramione Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Forced Together by Dumbledore'sWisdom reviews
Forced Together by a marriage law, neither thought they'd ever be happy again especially with each other. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,983 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mistaken Identity by eyechange reviews
The day before Hermione's 16th birthday, her real family comes to collect her. She is going to come into a rare inheritance not many people know of, called Potestatem. Twin sister to Blaise and best friends with Draco? What are some of the side-effects due to her inheritance? How will life change now? And what's up with this new class at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
4 months with Muggles by stardustgirl24 reviews
Draco just got served...a sentence that requires him to live like a Muggle for four months. Not only that, but he has to live with Hermoine Granger too. Can we say PANIC? a funny Dramoine fanfic. At least 5 chapters. T for sassy narrator and lots of cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Truth or Dare? by Amiis reviews
"You know, you're not that bad Granger. What a shame that you don't let the others see you as you really are..." "Oh, shut up Malfoy! And don't you dare repeat anything you saw or heard, do you understand? If you let slip a word out of your filthy mouth I'll..." "You'll what Granger? You'll what?", said Draco, a playful grin on his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trouble in the Sweet Shop by Daisy-Diadem reviews
It is 5 years since Draco has left Hogwarts, 5 years since Voldemort was defeated. He is in Diagon Alley with his 4 year old son, What happens when he bumps into the golden trio? Cute/Twist/Love/Heartbreak/Friendships lost. Give it a shot, you never know! Rubbish at summaries R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cooking With by Diablogyrl reviews
CH 6, now up! "...no BLOODY magic!" Hogwarts is hosting a contest for it's students. A contest without magic. But who's prepared for such a thing? You know what they say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A little humor, a little drama, a lot of detail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Dramione Drabbles by Jillian13.2000 reviews
A collection of Dramione one-shots! Rated T because I'm paranoid!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not On My Life by Gabriella Somerfield reviews
Not on Draco's life will anyone harm a hair on his wife's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kicking Daisies by QueerDeBergerac reviews
Anna was just trying to skate through life while avoiding the cracks in the pavement. Elsa is willing to help seal those cracks. Skateboarder!AU
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Let Her In Through These Very Veins by yourslytherinbitch reviews
A series of unsystematic fluffy drabbles for Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Many more to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Potions Class by voldemoldy reviews
"Hey, Granger, I found one that looks like weasel." He laughed, holding up a flobberworm with a red head in front of her face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I hate you by dracoinmyheartforever reviews
What happens when an common arguement grows into something completely uncommon? Rated T to be sure. Hopefully at least a bit amusing. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Returning by Miss-Potterhead17 reviews
Draco and Hermione return with their twins Orion and Carina to England, after stating in Australia for five years. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Protective and The Annoyed by Severus Sherlock Lokisdaughter reviews
In which Hermione is protective and Severus is annoyed. I don't own HP. Please review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Liar, Liar by Mort de L'oignon reviews
Remember children, drink responsibly and keep in mind that snogging and/or seducing your sister under the influence of alcohol will have consequences that may not always desirable. Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Anna, Elsa
And I will try to understand by A flash delirium reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Draco, now leaving in the muggle world, meets a drunk Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Babysitting Duties by pinkwood17 reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter leave their godson under Draco and Hermione's care for one night. The two have absolutely no idea how to handle a child, much less a crying one at that. A story on a bawling baby, a disgruntled Draco and Draco realizing what he wants more than anything in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pity she's muggle born by DeanxCas reviews
Dramione. When Ron leaves a pregnant Hermione a month before their wedding, how will she cope? And how does a certain Malfoy boy come into all of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dramione Series by tootsiepop101 reviews
this is a love story about draco and hermione, obviously, hermione and draco are pared up in a project and have to live with each other for a month! is hermione falling for draco? is draco head over heals for hermione? well of course! it is a dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bright Lights and Cityscapes by EaglesLoveSnakes reviews
After the war, Hermione decides to dance again. Draco, a widower, has a young daughter. The only dance studio around is a Muggle one, owned by the one and only Granger, but no matter what, Draco wants his daughter to take ballet like she wishes. Even if it means he's unhappy. A story unlike any other, that deals with love, life and the world of dance. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,674 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Watching AVPM by Jessie Cullen-Potter reviews
This story is about Harry and some other people who may be enemies or not watching the infamous YouTube fenomenon A Very Potter Musical. it is a musical based on Harry's life and is funny. Please read its better than it sounds! Enjoy!OOC! xx COMPLETE! Just to make things clear for everyone:OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC! OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OO C!OOC!OOC!OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
21 Bottles of Whiskey by StrongHermione reviews
It's been 20 years since the war and each Christmas since, Severus has received a bottle of fine Scotch. He suspected Minerva after the first two years, but she denied sending it to him. Just who has been behind the gift all these years? Written for Worrywart for The Maple Bookshelf Christmas exchange. Severus' POV. AU, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Magic by Oakmoss reviews
This is a series of short scenes leading up to christmas. Our favourite potions master does not like Christmas. Hermione, well, of course she does, and she intends to reel him in. Severus is snarky, Hermione cheeky. All Snape's POV, and a lot of funnies interlaced with a bit of serious conflict.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 27,985 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Miracle in the Making by Sea-of-Unwritten-Words reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts to finish out her seventh year. But a dramatic change in events brings Draco Malfoy into the mix. With a little help they fall head over heals in love...but what happens when an unexpected child is thrown in?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., OC
First Impressions by dragoon811 reviews
Written for carley9 for the 2013 SSHG Newbie Fest on Livejournal- The first time Severus meets Hermione's extended family... at a holiday party, no less.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
all hallows eve by vincetsemper reviews
Draco is persuaded to take his children trick-or-treating. Of course things don't run as smoothly as he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,769 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
April Fools' Day by MandiRose28 reviews
Hermione and Severus battle to outwit one another on April Fools' Day. Who will win this year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Perils of Spying by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The War is Over by Holz9364 reviews
Hermione Granger is a successful Deputy Minister for Magic in her mid 20's with a 5 year old daughter and no Husband when a chance meeting in St. Mungo's turns her life upside down. Rated T just in case for language in future chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
When in Doubt by ScarlettSunshine reviews
Draco has a daughter. Pansy is the mother. Or more like WAS. She's passed away and the responsibility of taking care of the baby is left for Draco. Having no idea how to handle a baby good fortune smiles upon him, in the form of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,746 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Homecoming Surprise by cleotheo reviews
After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Future Project by TheGreengrassSisters reviews
Oh the professors are going to have some fun this year! The students of Hogwarts are obligated to complete the Future Project, this means they will be paired off, given jobs and fake children... But the 'hilarious' teachers at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry thought they'd mix things up a bit and pair a few people off with their worst enemies! DMHG LLBZ HPGW RWPP GGPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,665 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Accidental I Do by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
A night out with Draco Malfoy leads to unfortunate circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cottage by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
Severus and Hermione have been enjoying daily battle of wits for the past year but their antics have enticed Albus to interfere in an effort to have the two stubborn professors admit their true feelings for one another. Will his plan work or will they be pushed further apart than they were before? AU, OOC, Fluffy. Mature readers only please - rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Playmate by Aradia1013 reviews
Scorpius gets a new playmate. Hermione gets in on the fun. A few bad words, some suggestiveness. Story has changed to include some angst. Nothing too terrible otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,052 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
101 ways to Prank, injure andor kill Draco Malfoy by FrozenWithTheTimelords reviews
with the help of the weasley twins Hermione sets out to prank, Injure and/ or kill Draco Malfoy but some of her plans fail and unexpected feelings are revealed. Set in fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ceasefire by Aradia1013 reviews
Poem based loosely on "The Night Before Christmas." Draco and Hermione try to make peace. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy a Potions Master by Zombie Reine reviews
Hermione makes a bet with Ron and decides to "have a little fun" by driving the resident Potions Master insane. Pranks, tomfoolery and hijinks ensue. This story will be taken over by another author, will update when details have been finalized.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pillow Talk by ChristinaFay reviews
One shot. Hermione wanted to talk. Severus had all the reasons to be nervous, because he knew what to expect when his young wife wanted to talk late at night. He knew just what to do. Or did he? A surprise awaits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Bet On Your Clothes by GreenEyedRedHead1994 reviews
Severus and Hermione make a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by NightWild reviews
It was their last day at Hogwarts. No, not those last days where you know you will go back the next year. It's their 7th year and they decide to do something fun before they leave.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride, Prejudice, and Parenting Classes by Indigo Teardrops reviews
There's a new class at Hogwarts this year. PARENTING CLASS!It'll be fun, unless your paired up with your worst enemy. The girls are pregnant, the boys feel awkward as ever, and the babies are ever-so-cute!Parenting Class! Or Something Like It-former title
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cat and Mouse by xXRavenFeather23Xx reviews
Hermione finds herself in the care of Severus Snape when she gets stuck in her animagus form. Meanwhile, Students go missing and are found acting strangely, Remaining Death Eaters and children of Death Eaters return to get revenge of Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
JKR Disclaimers by aew1818 reviews
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a little bored reading the same "J.K. Rowling owns the characters etc." This is the product of a sleepless night. It was better than counting sheep. I'm still working on my first two HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Teach Me Perfection by x.Kaley.x reviews
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. Samuel McChord Crothers. Warnings: Anorexia and Bulimia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Start of Our Lives by xoxThis.Is.How.It.Goes.Downxox reviews
After a drunken one night stand, bushy-haired bookworm Hermione Granger finds out that she is pregnant to none other than Draco Malfoy. They begin their lives as teenage parents and learn to live together and maybe even eventually fall in love? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,999 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare by Erik's Rose reviews
A game of truth or dare in the common room reveal more than a few secrets. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Snape's Bookkeeper by CeliaEquus reviews
The requested sequel to "Mr. Malfoy's Secretary"! Severus needs a hand with his books, and Miss Granger is fully prepared to give him more than just that. Usual disclaimers apply; see other summaries for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Reigning Champion by Marari reviews
Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Yoga by CeliaEquus reviews
A potential hobby will end with interesting results for Mr. and Mrs. Snape. Usual disclaimers apply. This is for the Fortune Cookie Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Blood Lollies by CeliaEquus reviews
A prank in Potions backfires on two students who have the audacity to try out a theory on the potions master. Usual disclaimers apply. Rated for major innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Who by CeliaEquus reviews
Fifth and final instalment of the 'Five Ws' series. They can technically all stand alone, but are more fun to read in order. Hermione, during labour and post-labour, with support from her loving, and very OOC, husband. Enjoy! Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Where by CeliaEquus reviews
Sequel to "Why" and "When". Severus wants to propose to Hermione, and tonight's the night. Is two months after a first date too soon? Disclaimer: as usual, making no money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Happy Easter, Sev by CeliaEquus reviews
The Easter Bunny has been seen hopping the hallways of Hogwarts. How's that for alliteration? And what's the big surprise that Hermione Snape has for her husband? I'm sure you can guess...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6680 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
S U R V I V O R by Drakulya reviews
AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3422 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Troubled Waters by Obsessed4 reviews
Almost finished! DMHr. A new course is added at Hogwarts. Will it bring them closer, or break them apart? Plus, a new teacher brings humor, and something else, to Snape's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 128,382 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Too Random For a Title by IcyPanther reviews
My own little take on all of the cliché DHr ideas that I see floating around. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry Potter Woke Up by Sacagawea reviews
An extremely random fic about what would happen if J.K. Rowling pulled an 'and then he woke up'for Harry Potter. No longer a oneshot.WARNING: Characters are SUPPOSED to be OOC. So be prepared for ultrahigh levels of funny stupdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
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6 Years of Hell reviews
Hermione and Draco have gone through 9 Months of Hell to get to this exact point in their lives. Follow on from their story as they embark on a number of years full of many obstacles and dramas until they can take no more... DxH. 9 Months of Hell Sequel please read that first. I hope you enjoy it! Romance, Family and Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,913 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/30 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Father's Day reviews
Hermione has a surprise in store for her Husband on Father's Day, one that will change their lives forever. HGSS Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Forgive and Forget reviews
Hermione finds out something horrid concerning her boyfriend, and walks out almost immediately. Lost, confused and hungry, she wanders the streets of London until unconsciousness. An unexpected person stumbles upon her and, after much debating, takes her in. Will Hermione be able to get back at her ex? Can she really learn to forgive and forget, to trust again? eventually DxH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/19 - Hermione G., Draco M.
9 Months of Hell reviews
Hermione and Draco get drunk one night and Hermione manages to do something a little off her limits. The couple must get through nine months of pure hell if they want to keep what's theirs... Sequel 6 Months of Hell up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Insults reviews
The morning sparring match between the Head Boy and Girl leads to a secret being uncovered, tears spilt and scandal at Hogwarts. Rated T for mention of illness and swear words. Hope you like it :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Labour reviews
Hermione and Draco get stopped by a policeman on their way to the Hospital after some horrendous driving. One-shot. Rated T for slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unconditional Love reviews
Unconditional Love just wasn't enough to save him. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Teacher's Pet reviews
Hermione is teaching at a Muggle Primary School. She gets a new student who just so happens to be Scorpius Malfoy. Unlikely events soon unfold and Scorpius wants a new mother. Will he be able to bring his father and teacher together or will he be stuck with the awful Pansy Parkinson forever? Full summary in story I hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Toying With Love reviews
Hermione and Draco are chosen for Head Boy and Girl. Dumbledore feels the need to play matchmaker with them, and slowly gets them to become closer and closer with each other. With new students, new prefects, and new roomates, will Hermione and Draco finally crack and end up with each other? And what's all this about a bet to who will confess their love first? FULL SUMMARY IN STORY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Detention reviews
Hermione is sent to Detention with Professor Snape. True feelings are revealed, and there's a little too much drama for Hermione's liking. First Snermione fic OOC in places
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Say Something, I'm Giving Up On You reviews
"I'm sorry, Mr Malfoy, but she passed away in the early hours of the morning." That's when his life shattered. Draco loses the love of his life, how will he cope? Will he live on, or will the pain be too much? Songfic! I hope you like it :) R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Underneath The Mistletoe reviews
It's Christmas and Draco and Hermione have both stayed at Hogwarts for the Holidays. One day they are both passing through the corridor and mistletoe appears. What do you think happens? Read to find out! It's Short, a one-shot, enjoy! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Pass a Note in Potions reviews
Hermione and Draco start to pass notes in potions. Bad things happen. You must always remember, Head girl and Boy must never pass a note in potions. It's a one-shot! Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete