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Joined 04-21-13, id: 4679529, Profile Updated: 05-10-15

name: i cant tell you

place: in your room under your bed

gender: male

likes pie and cake narhina story's and fem kuubie story's harem etc and war hammers and igpx

dislikes sasegay sakura and rape and murder orochepedo and revers harems

views on Yaoi: I don't mind it myself, I just don't like reading it. Although I find the most common ones to be ridiculus, refering to the couples that in canon want to kill one another. Ex: HarryXVoldemort/Draco/Lucius, NarutoXOrochimaru/Madara/post-missing-nin Sasuke. How the f*ck do those make any sense.

“Ever since I was small I loved feeling somebody comb my hair. It made me go all sleepy and peaceful.”

Sylvia Plath - The Bell Jar

“The Heart is a lonely hunter with only one desire! To find some lasting comfort in the arms of anothers fire...driven by a desperate hunger to the arms of a neon light, the heart is a lonely hunter when there's no sign of love in sight!”

Carson McCullers - The Heart is a Lonely Hunter

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story time

crazy lust : eny body no who sasukes girl frend is

tobe : tobe nows tobes a good boy its mis palmes and her five fingers

crazy lust : yes hears a treet

tobi ya a fruite by the foot

orochopedo : hey you stole my girlfriend i will rape you

sasuke : well your name is orochopedo as in pedofile and if you do i will chedory your dick

crazy lust : ca ma ha me ha

poof all dead

crazy lust : crazy lust is a good boy crazy lust had a accident

tobe : just like tobe

well hop you like it

i challenge all who read and write to write a story Where zobimaru and ichiego are a couple and it most have lot of lemons and snake must be a girl

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We meet again by Shadow Fox1 reviews
XxX Original story By Mikie-From-Ireland. What happens when Naruto and Mei meet up after the war? NarutoXMei First story, i suck at summery's
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Mei T.] - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete