Mrs. Alejandro
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Joined 04-21-13, id: 4679538, Profile Updated: 04-29-13
Author has written 11 stories for Total Drama series.

Hello everyone,

I shouldn't even waste my time writing this, I'm sure you already know exactly who I am. My name is Heather and I'm the greatest contestant ever on a show called Total Drama, which in case you didn't know, I placed very well every single time I graced the world with my presence on that horrible show! I should be swimming in money right about now, but thanks to some snot nosed weirdo who was formerly a human known as Ezekiel went crazy and threw my million dollars into a volcano.

Since we're on the subject of volcanoes, I'm just going to set the record straight! Yes, Alejandro and I kissed on the volcano, I only kissed him back because I knew he would get distracted by my beauty and I could beat him. In the real world outside of this show, I would never fall for a jerk like him.

Before anyone asks why my name is Mrs. Alejandro, I just wanted to tell you that I tried picking a different username and this was the only one left on the whole site that wasn't taken! I swear!

Okay, so I'm here because Alejandro was bugging me for almost 2 weeks to come on this stupid site! Yes, I'm talking to you, Alejandro! Or should I call you by your username? DevillishlyHandsome.

Fine! So we did talk about what happened on the volcano and somehow I ended up being his girlfriend, but if he even thinks about looking at another girl, I'll knock his teeth out!

We actually just finished taping season 5 so I got to spend a whole month with Alejandro and I can't tell you too much, but the two of us did really well together.

Alejandro's watching me write this and he's telling me that I need to write my likes and dislikes and I don't really want to do that, what if people use it against me? You never tell someone your weaknesses! So, I'm just going to tell you a few small likes and dislikes that you shouldn't be able to use against me.

Likes: Glitter Pens, getting revenge, Alejandro, Alejandro's family, Chef's Mac&Cheese (What? it's actually not that bad.) Make-up (Alejandro says I'm beautiful without it) Money and or course winning.

Dislikes: Chris, Chef, Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, Leshawna, Harold, Owen, Ezekiel, Blaineley, losing challenges, Courtney flirting with my boyfriend, having my million dollars thrown into hot lava, my fake extensions, This website, JustHer (What is that? Alejandro showed it to me and I almost puked.)

I hope you're happy Alejandro, I just wasted my day making an account on here! Since this is fanfiction and you made me join, you owe me a story about how amazing I am!

My most wonderful and generous opinion by DevillishlyHandsome reviews
I, Alejandro Burrmouerto, prodigy and extremely handsome Spanish lover, am presenting to you my personal opinion on each and every contestant on total drama, dedicating a chapter to each of the pawns- I mean, contestants- that I competed with. And I will take reviewer requests for who I evaluate next.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013
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soooo excited reviews
hey guys! this blog entry has some really exciting news!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
hey alejandro! reviews
this is for u and I love you!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Heather, Justin, Alejandro - Complete
season 5 spoilers and love reviews
since i found out this is a blog site i want 2 ask you guys about love and give you season 5 spoilers
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro - Complete
I WENT TO PROM reviews
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Heather, Justin, Alejandro, Jo - Complete
my season 5 plan reviews
diary private [season 5 plan 5/14/2013
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Heather Diary 4 reviews
[Private] 5/11/2013
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
diary entry 3 reviews
private 5/6/2013
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Ask AleHeather reviews
That's right! We're the couple you love to hate and we're here to answer all your questions that we know you want the answers to! This is the first time we're speaking out since season three!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Diary entry 2 reviews
[Private] 5/1/13
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013
Alejandro reviews
This is a poem that I wrote about Alejandro for my online diary! I hope he never sees this! [Private]
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Diary reviews
My Diary [Private]
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Heather - Complete