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Joined 04-22-13, id: 4681588, Profile Updated: 09-03-17
Author has written 15 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Hobbit, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers, Spider-Man, Thor, Deadpool, and Captain America.

Species: Human

Gender: FABULOUS

Age: Between 10 & 40

Birthday: July 13

Relevant things I like: Transformers, the Hobbit, MCU: Avengers (don't have time for all those fabulous TV series...), Red vs. Blue, Harry Potter... things that make me laugh


Hey everyone,

Spectral Frequencies will not be updated semi-regularly, university KILLS. Everything else? Even more irregularly...

All the images here, meaning for my profile and all my stories, I drew or photographed myself. Please don't steal.

Nothing I write is copied from anywhere (intentionally). If something appears to have been plagiarised it was entirely accidental, and please let me know where the original is so I may apologize and take down my fic.

If you review, and you are not a guest, I will thank you personally (eventually). You're reviews mean a lot! Even if you only give me a smiley face, I will appreciate it. (a sad face will still be appreciated, just slightly less so, unless it's a sad story and you're conveying how the story made you feel...)


“Nothing moves on the orb below without my being aware of it. I see and hear everything, be it out in the open or behind closed doors. My reach is invisible, intangible. My grip...cast-iron.”

Soundwave, Nefarious #1

"I get the feeling our jet judo needs a little more work."

Sunstreaker, Roll for It

"That ought to cook that tin-foil turkey."

Bluestreak (dissing Laserbeak), The Ultimate Doom, Part 2

"We aim to maim!"

Brawl (on the Combaticons), Spotlight: Arcee

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Gaining Perspective by Ryuuko1 reviews
One of Starscream's bids for power goes awry and leaves Megatron and Optimus Prime in a situation the two would have never thought possible...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,127 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 151 - Words: 1,255,694 - Reviews: 17276 - Favs: 16,594 - Follows: 18,334 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Take Two by padawanjinx reviews
Everyone knows there are moments that take your breath away and moments you wish would freeze forever. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are no different. Sometimes, one has to Take Two. A collection of moments/stories that define the twins & their place in the
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 158 - Words: 533,239 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
A Price to Pay by High Pot In Noose reviews
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11498 - Favs: 8,507 - Follows: 7,589 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 280,322 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Hora Spissisima by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Decepticon Empire had one year's warning of the Chaos-Bringer's approach. They had no warning of the loss of Megatron. And apparently no-one realised one heralded the arrival of the other... *Sequel to Presents*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Soundwave
More Than One Way to Skin a Cat by AverageFish reviews
Severus remembered dying—that last hopeless look into Lily green eyes. Now he's back in the past, inexplicably in the infant body of Harry Potter. Oh, and there's something wrong with Dudley. Weirdness ensues. A different time travel fix-it. Likely the oddest Severitus you'll ever read. Inspired by Path of Decision—I See the Moon—Athey's Rebirth. Betad by Eider Down. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,226 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/13/2020 - Published: 5/11/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Dudley D. - Complete
Dreaming a Reality by Villainous Nonsense reviews
Two sisters lives are turned upside down when their transformers toys come to life, resulting in chaos, drama, and...romance?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 212,765 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/7/2020 - Published: 3/1/2008
Pack Mentality by Deathcomes4u reviews
Legacyverse AU: Prowl is born into slavery, and worse still, turned into the lowest form of slave at a young age. He knows nothing outside his role as a Wolf-Mech, until a visiting Ambassador decides he and his pack should have better. PxJ - Angst abounds. Also feat.: HoundxMirage, Sunny, Sides, Bee, Trailbreaker, Inferno, RedAlert, Thunderwing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 201,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
The Evolution of Organized Crime by Artsome reviews
In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,409 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Haruhi F., R. Kasonada
Awake by velociraptor4659 reviews
It was supposed to be a simple hiking trip. I didn't expect to find an different alien species that was 15 ft tall and a giant robot. But hey, when life hands you lemons. [In the process of a rewrite. If you wonder why the quality drastically changes between chapters, that is why.] Slow burn.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 5/29/2020 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Sideswipe, OC] Strafe
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,377 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Saved by the Goblins by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/22/2020 - Complete
Heart of Fire by DONOVAN94 reviews
"I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,520 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 1/13/2020 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
If an Autobot do NOT do the following ( part 2) by hummergrey reviews
Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,271 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Annabelle L., Optimus Prime, Arcee, Elita-1
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
LionHeart by Yulisan reviews
7 years after Haruhi left Ouran Academy she is now settled into a boring life of work. Until an unexpected letter from Ouran arrives at her home inviting her to an elegant reunion evening, a chance to see all the friends she hasn't spoken to in years. Surrounded by the Host Club once more, she is thrown into the life of romance, humour and conflict she had long forgot. M for Lemons
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,976 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [Haruhi F., Hikaru H.] - Complete
Little Hidden One by Bedlam87 reviews
It is well known that there is nothing so cherished in the dwarven race as their children. However, as in all races there are exceptions.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,282 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Ori - Complete
The Long Road Home by Silver pup reviews
AU — In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through trials and the King Under the Mountain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,657 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/28/2019 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 351,901 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, 5 year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation on a NEST military base and home. How long can they stay a secret? Good clean fun with Optimus Prime the bad guy? Believe it. Multiple chapters up.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Grimlock
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,275 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Hobbit by elveriamoir reviews
Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 289,599 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli]
Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 66 - Words: 544,241 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 11/3/2012
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,573 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 7,549 - Follows: 8,006 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6422 - Favs: 14,034 - Follows: 16,629 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Coffee Girl by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
After the events of Winter Soldier: Steve is still looking for Bucky, a desperate Hydra is conspiring to build an unstoppable army of undead soldiers, and Tony is demanding to know why the coffee at SHIELD has suddenly gotten so bad.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 7,534 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Under Goblin Town by AndyHood reviews
There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,954 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur, The Goblin King - Complete
Candy From Strangers by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Wherein this author took Transformers prompt-challenges like, well, you know. (Pt 40: Nickel takes over the Warworld, the Worst Customer Ever, Skyfire deals with feral Autobots, Bob is stern in its own way, Playing the Long Odds continuation, revolutions, Brave Police, the aftermath of battle, battlefield flirting, Christmas in the Ark, and Swindle is dangerous.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 320,819 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 9,893 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Of Risks and Rewards by bgtea reviews
After BOFTA, Fíli can sense the growing separation between him and Kíli, but he is at a loss as to how he could even begin to rebuild the close relationship they once had. It is just his bad luck that fate is about to throw several more wrenches into his life in the form of suitors. Lots and lots of them. Fili-centric, Fili/Kili pairing. Skip this if it's not your cup of tea.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,521 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Dwarf Gold (The Sobriety of Hemery Skinner) by Vargavinter reviews
"There was a time you trusted me without even knowing my name," Thorin said. "I wish you would try to do so again." He used to be righteous in a world full of liars and cowards. Perhaps that was a child's view, Hem thought. Was Thorin calculating and cold, a tyrant like all other masters? (Stand-alone sequel to The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner. Post-BoFA.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,870 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Dwalin, Kíli
Thick Walls, Thicker Bonds by AlexisJames92 reviews
Sequel to Son of Salazar. Harry finds his way back to the present, only it's been ten years since he left and everyone thinks he's dead. Neville has been hailed as the Prophecy Child, though the Wizarding World (and Dumbledore) sees him as a disappointment. Everything changes when The Dursley's are found dead. Cause of death? A basilisk. Eventual Tomarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,433 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] [Neville L., Luna L.]
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
An Unexpected Encounter by elveriamoir reviews
Dwalin is a warrior dwarf with a heart of gold, but a scary exterior. Bilbo is a well to do hobbit with a protective streak, but unthreatening looks. I wrote it because there are so few fictions out there about Dwalin, and there is more to his character than grr argh! This story is now betad by fierynightangel.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 180,306 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin
Pleasure and Pain by mcangel1976 reviews
Haruhi and Hikaru are now divorced, and to say things are a little strained is the year's biggest understatement. Now she's slept with Chika after Hunny's wedding, and left him before he woke up the next morning. Everything else seems almost out of control. What else is going to happen in her life? Will she find someone who will love her and only her?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,618 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Chika/Yasuchika H., Haruhi F.] Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 14,847 - Follows: 15,831 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Stealing Haruhi Fujioka by AKAHERE reviews
Haruhi is left standing at the alter with no Tamaki to be found, to save her from the scandal who else but the best man to take his place? Redone in 2017
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,017 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Being the Exerpts of A Hobbits Tale by Kyprish Prophetess reviews
Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Balin, Bifur - Complete
The Trouble With Polyjuice by LilyEvansDouble reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione took the Polyjuice potion in 2nd year they never dreamed that it would uncover a lie that Lily Potter worked hard to hide. With the truth comes a new life for Harry because it brings him a whole new family. Or at the very least, a new father. Join Harry as life as he knows it is turned upside down. WARNINGS! Eventual OC for Sev.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Shomakhâl by Princess Shania reviews
After their burglar signs the contract, the Dwarves find out Bilbo's age. Horrified, they assign a guardian to him to keep their youngest member safe. Until he'd been given his guardian, Bilbo never realised how he'd missed having family. R&R!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,475 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Bilbo B., Glóin, Óin
An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 252,269 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 514 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,604 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 112 - Words: 570,426 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
No Rhyme or Reason by steelcrash reviews
Logic dictates a reason for everything. Sometimes things happen with no valid explanation. Prowl is going to learn this the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Prowl, Springer
The Unbroken Vase by CatrinaSL reviews
It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,155 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
A Hobbit's Gamble by C.Queen reviews
While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,969 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Winged Soul by inukagome15 reviews
It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Therapeutic Writing Excercise by Molten-Ashes reviews
"So tell me, before we delve into the possibilities of your crush being uncovered, how is that writing exercise we started coming along?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Bluestreak, Sunstreaker] [Prowl, Jazz]
The Son of Salazar by AlexisJames92 reviews
Another "Harry goes back in time" fic. What happens when a five-year-old randomly apparates into the newly constructed Hogwarts, horribly beaten and dying? He is found and raised by a surprisingly gentle Salazar, until he one day returns to his proper time...only he's seventeen years older than he was when he left. Either Snarry or Harrymort...you decide. BOTH SEQUELS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,850 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr., Salazar S. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 10,743 - Follows: 10,071 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Shatter Me by Jafndaegur reviews
The Fire Drakes of the North were not the only dragons of Middle Earth. There was another race, one much smaller; the Great Dragons. Few were born, and none existed after the dragon Smaug's rage...well, all of them except one. One who was hidden away by his kin for what would've been the rest of his life. Had it not been for a wizard in a pointy hat with an unexpected adventure.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Of Paws and Hands by drizzleandflames reviews
"A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf." G.R.R. Martin /In a twist of fate, the dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf make an extraordinary acquaintance along their journey to Erebor. Intrigued by the power and the mystery of a legendary creature in need of help, they decide to add yet another member to their company./ Slight AU, Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 349,344 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli, OC - Complete
Speedwriting Prompt Fills by Exactlywhat reviews
Well... I found the TF Speedwriting Community on LJ, and sorta kinda maybe started writing some. Figured most of these are pretty much one-shots, and it'd kinda be a waste of space to post them all as separate stories. So, here they are. *Note: this will always be marked as complete (even though it isn't), because every fill is its own story, and this isn't one continuous story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 123 - Words: 66,089 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
The Goblin Queen by phantom-lass reviews
Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Elrond, The Goblin King, Azog
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 868,527 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Warm Fuzzies by Exactlywhat reviews
"Notice: It has been brought to my attention that a growing number of you have become increasingly negative toward our fellow team mates, greatly reducing our cohesion as a team. This cannot stand."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 4/21/2013
Rebirth by LeaderPinhead reviews
An Autobot cut down before his time; a benevolent god who gives him his second chance; a whole new can of worms to be unleashed. What's it like to grow up as a human when your past life continues to haunt you? [AU '07 Movie and eventual JazzxOC; slow progression]
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 203,723 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Jazz, OC] - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3916 - Favs: 11,687 - Follows: 13,422 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
A Different Baggins by Astiar reviews
Belladonna Baggins nee Took learns she can't have any more children so she teaches her son all the Took ways. This leads to a whole different hobbit joining the company. WARNING: main paring will be Dwalin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,737 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Dwalin]
The Journey Ends With You by Cecilia1204 reviews
After Thorin banishes his lover from Erebor for stealing the Arkenstone, a broken-hearted Bella Baggins returns to the Shire only to find that Bag End is not as empty as she thought it was. Can Thorin ever get his hobbit back? AU, post BoFA and rated M for adult content. No major character deaths. Thorin x fem:Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 177,415 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by R. Herring reviews
Weeks of punitive third-shift monitor duty have left Skywarp recharge deprived and with limited control over his warping abilities. Millennia of war, loss, and repressed feelings come to a head as, every time he attempts to recharge, he ends up warping where he wishes to be most: Thundercracker's berth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,259 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Skywarp, Thundercracker
sticky fingers by vvyn reviews
It started with a rosebush, stolen silver, and a very disgruntled hobbit. (Nori/fem!Bilbo, possible Nori/fem!Bilbo/Dori)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Bilbo B., Nori
The adventures of the Vehicon Steve and his loyal sidekick Greg by Lohis reviews
These are the adventures of the Vehicons ST-3V3 and GR3G as they try their best to survive aboard the Nemesis, following "Lord" Starscream's every whim. Takes place mostly at the beginning of Season 1, but exceptions will be made. Drabble-series. No (enforced) pairing. Drabble-based summaries at the beginning of each drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Vehicons
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
In Limbo by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 507 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Discovery by Siberia Nightly reviews
After an accident traps Tom in Chaotic Maxxor takes the boy in. Tom learns about what the Overworld is truly like, but at the same time Maxxor learns about who his friend really is. This is mix of arcs, one shots and dabbles with an underlying plot, both comical, and sadish. Update: exert from Tom's story book. R&R please. Also I do not own Chaotic or its trademarks.
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Maxxor, Tom M., Najarin
Heart of Ashes by DONOVAN94 reviews
"I now have a duty that you abandoned me to face. It is time for you to face the ashes of your fires, dragon..." Smaug has been resurrected into the form of a human man, and now, he will stop at nothing to reclaim his lost form, exact his revenge on those that killed him and possess the one woman who stole his heart. The world will burn before him and darkness will feed his rage.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 164,418 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Wanted Dead or Alive by greenspace reviews
Heroes didn't exist anymore, and if they did, she wouldn't be one of them. To the people who came across her, she was the brooding Ranger with the dark grey hooded cloak. All it took to disrupt her pensive calm was a quest halfway across the world. With it, she had a hard time understanding how down-on-her-luck she was and how everything can go all pear-shaped in no time. Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 341,533 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Thorin, Bilbo B.
Revenge by CyraAngel reviews
Tamaki declared them to be part of the homosexual supporting cast and each got their revenge except Mori and Honey. They deserved to teach their blond leader a lesson too and make sure he knows they are not what he has deemed them to be. With Haruhi's help and a little assistance from Kyoya, they will do just that. (Collaboration with mcangel1976 and Cyra Hafise).
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,417 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
All Under the Same Sky by crayonboxromance reviews
There is still much to be told of the adventures of Fili and his accidental saviour Kayleigh. Sequels, prequels and additions to the story 'Debts Repaid'.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
Gifted With Sight by NorseFan1 reviews
Kelda Potter is a seer. She was thrown away by her parents and the light for her brother. What a change she and her visions will make to the world when she decides to help Loki become King. Darker story. Short story. Potter/Dumbledore/Some Weasley Bashing. FemHarry! COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Complete
What Kind of Man by CaseyMcKay reviews
Set post-movie. There are some Kree who can't believe that Ronan was taken down by a puny Terran. They track down the so-called Star-Lord to express their displeasure, and to see what kind of man it takes to hold an Infinity Stone. [Rating is for language and physical violence.]
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora, Rocket R., Drax - Complete
Another Chance by mcangel1976 reviews
When Haruhi walked away from her friends almost two years ago, she thought she was the one that was right and that they were wrong, she thought she picked love. Wrong! Now she missed them dearly and was sure that they hated her. A chance meeting in a coffee shop brings the host club back into her life. Can the hosts forgive her? Is she still in danger? Is real love on the menu?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 214,315 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Friendship Spreads Worse Than Infection by DjDangerLove reviews
When trying to outrun the man hunting them, Quill and Rocket embark on a journey of survival involving their usual banter, some injuries, and a revelation that Rocket can't swim. Aiming for a two-shot, but may end up as a three shot. Friendship story. Rated T mostly out of a few curses and paranoia.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
How To Wreck a Mary Sue by Cassandrala reviews
Kili and Danika have had it with fan fiction writers pushing them around and make a pact to ruin the mary-sue they've been forced into.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,678 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Kíli, OC] [Fíli, Sigrid] - Complete
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
Wolf in Hobbit's Clothing by Ulura reviews
The fact that many Hobbits, especially those of the Great families such as Took and Brandybucks, were skin changers was a secret kept tightly within the walls of the Shire. Bilbo has kept his nature hidden from the Dwarves but soon the secret proves too difficult to keep. How will the Dwarves react and how will Bilbo's true nature effect their quest?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli
Tattoos by The.Dragon.Singer reviews
Leon and Ellie are long-time best friends. When their uncles call from NEST offering them the jobs of a lifetime, why would they refuse? ...Except that maybe they should have... Mirage/OC, Sideswipe/OC/Sunstreaker
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,305 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Dino/Mirage, Sideswipe, OC
The Halfling and the Dragon by The Lady Of Purpletown reviews
A series of cute, short moments of Bilbo and Smaug's daily life in the Shire. A collaboration with the amazing Jlocked. Will be updated irregularly when we happen to come up with something, but the chapters can be read on their own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,788 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4431 - Favs: 9,822 - Follows: 7,244 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Counterfeit by mooncrossed reviews
She's not out of the woods yet. If Cass thought the 'Cons were insane, wait until she has to live with the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 173,671 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Swindle
The Still by ghost-writer-88 reviews
Sideswipe just won't stop making that illegal highgrade. So, Prowl decides to put a stop to it once and for all. (From the Ashes 'Verse)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Prowl, Sideswipe
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36105 - Favs: 28,146 - Follows: 20,568 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thrusters by division-ten reviews
Prompt fill: Peter's going to learn about his dad's genes, whether he wants to or not, as he comes to the realization of what his mother meant by "daddy's an angel". Because-ow!-growing wings out of your-ow!-back at thirty-four leads to some seriously weird consequences.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Mirror House by division-ten reviews
The aftereffects of holding the Power Stone, as a unit, were not quite what anyone expected. Being sandblasted from the inside with everyone else's' well, everything, they all thought they'd get each others' nightmares or memories. They were wrong.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Complete
The Stick-Aft's Foil by ghost-writer-88 reviews
Jazz is a young, rookie saboteur in the Autobot Special Operations Division and he is on his way up... If only his latest mission would stop trying to go south. - Eventual Prowl/Jazz (From the Ashes 'Verse)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,445 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bumblebee, Jazz, Mirage, Prowl - Complete
Of a Hobbit and an Elven King by phantom-lass reviews
What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
Toddle by division-ten reviews
Groot is willing, but not able
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
TC: Remix by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen and he drags the growling 'con along for the ride. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more! Mech/human later on. (Updated and changed version of TC)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Bumblebee, Barricade, Sam W., Miles L.
Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
Shattered Crystals by Nikkie2010 reviews
In the wake of the destruction of Praxus, Prowl is forced to confront his own volatile emotions. But Barricade is out for revenge, and he will see to it that Prowl suffers the same way he did...Sequel to I'll Be There. Jazz/Prowl, Bluestreak, & Barricade
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,387 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 5/25/2013 - [Jazz, Prowl] Bluestreak, Barricade
The Change by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. hinted mech/human, then mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel planned. Will be edited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 192,478 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
A Pinch of Belladonna by E-Loveless reviews
When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Revelations by TheSilentHobbit reviews
Bofur's female, the Company reacts and Bilbo is just awesome. {Post-BotFA} [Rule 63, Lots 'o fluff/slight angst & Boffins]
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] Bombur, Bifur - Complete
Synergy by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
A freak 'gas-line break' in the local cafe renders her blind and scarred, with no mention of the giant robots that caused the injury. Her brother is hauled in by 'Sector Seven,' whoever they are, for hacking top secret information. A car just kidnapped her, demanding her to take him to his twin brother. Since when does a car have a brother? Sunny/OC/Sides slow-build -COMPLETE-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 418,129 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 9,968 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dreams: to Stay by His Side by stickdonkey reviews
What would have happened if Bilbo had made different choices at crucial moments during the quest to reclaim Lonely Mountain from Smaug? A companion piece to Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things. Mix of Movieverse and Bookverse with no major spoilers since we are going AU with this. Thilbo/Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 170,381 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
The Alien In The Garage by Molten-Ashes reviews
There had always been an alien in his Great Grandmother's garage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Jazz, Prowl, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Put my Galleons on That One by Tsume Yuki reviews
As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 5,599 - Follows: 7,547 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Nicolas F.
The Crack Pairing of the Valar Made Canon by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Of the many mysteries of the universe, there is one that presses on all of the Valar's minds: why in the name of Eru did Yavanna and Aulë get married? Crack. Pure and utter crack.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Aulë, Vána, Varda, Yavanna - Complete
Trust by division-ten reviews
The aftermath of the Dark Aster, and Drax's compassion and understanding.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
Manflesh by The Readers Muse reviews
He wasn't sure which of them looked more surprised when the staff slipped out of the wizard's fingers, Dori or Gandalf himself. Personally he'd been too busy memorizing the pattern of Dori's socks - anything to distract himself from the way his feet were dangling, kicking out into nothingness.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Ori, Dwalin]
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 4,758 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
An Unexpected Road Trip: The World is Not in Your Books and Maps by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Professor Bramble Baggins is happy teaching folklore and linguistics at Hobbiton University and has no need of adventures, thank you. When Gandalf arrives on her doorstep with a pack of Dwarves and a deal she can't refuse, she rushes into one of the strangest road trips across America. Modern AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,199 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf, Dís - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 22,727 - Follows: 8,885 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
The Guardian of Erebor by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,521 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Put Your Ray Gun To My Head by LaylaBinx reviews
"I guess I'm still human enough to be taken down by something as mundane as a blow to the head after all." Peter takes a rather nasty blow to the head during a fight and the others are left to deal with a very concussed and loopy Starlord afterward. Lots of Peter!whump and concerned!Guardians inside!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Nova, We Have a Problem by division-ten reviews
Series of Guardians themed one-shots and shorts, mostly humor, friendship, or drama. Individual story info/warnings/pairings are in a table of contents in the first chapter. Story 19: There's always room for family on the Milano (final chapter)
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,698 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
A Real Honest to Goodness Burglar by redroses100 reviews
Bilbo is a Thief, and a superb one at that! Life has been nothing but cruel to him, and he takes work as he can find it. It works pretty well, and he survives at least. But then he's hired by Smaug to steal the Arkenstone from Erebor. An impossible mission, but one he must accept. Unfortunately, things never do go as planned. Starts out pretty tame, but it will be M in the future.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,627 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Shadow Games by Alathea2 reviews
Much happens in war, things that are best left in the shadows, to be lost to history. That is especially true for those Spec-Ops operatives who oversee the darker side of war. Among those operatives, Jazz is arguably the best. But when Jazz runs into unexpected trouble on a mission in friendly territory, it is up to Prowl to get him home. A "Turning Points" story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Wonderful Christmas Gifts by Hobbit-Sized Writer reviews
Fifth in my "Something Wonderful" series. Bilbo has trouble finding the perfect Christmas present for Thorin. He decides to ask his friends and family for help. Modern AU!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Status Symbol by little brown shoe reviews
It started in Rivendell, where eyes followed Bilbo wherever he went. It happened again at Beorn's, and a third at Mirkwood. By the time they arrived at Bard's, Bilbo demanded an explanation. - A crackish Bagginshield one-shot
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Run! Glorfindel saw us! by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
Bilbo Baggins was raised by elves in Rivendell. Thorin is not impressed. At all. (Crack, pretty much. Part of Patchwork unrelated oneshots.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
A Wonderful Family Dinner by Hobbit-Sized Writer reviews
Fourth in my "Something Wonderful" series. Bilbo and Thorin have dinner with Bilbo's parents. And that is more challenging than one might think. Modern AU!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
One Kiss by ladyofdarkstar reviews
“With one kiss, he changed my world. I was no longer ‘Alice,’ no longer a drone. I had become… something more.” A story of what happened after the stolen kiss between Sam and Alice in RotF. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,823 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
An AllSpark Wish by MissCHSparkles reviews
AU. Slaving away in a cruel hard world, our fave Seeker Trine struggle to make ends meet. But when Skywarp becomes dangerously ill, thier only hope lies in the mysterious AllSpark that grants a single Wish. But time with running out, can they suceed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,103 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Dwarf Gold (The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner) by Vargavinter reviews
"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,024 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Katea-Nui reviews
Omega Supreme. The only Cybertronian that isn't a gestalt and is just THAT HUGE! But... what if there was something more to it? OCcentric, but not overly so. Omega needed more love. Eventual sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Omega Supreme
Father Figure by LaylaBinx reviews
Five times Yondu maybe, kinda, sorta, almost claimed Peter as a son and one time he totally did. Nothing too intense, just a little Yondu/Peter father-ish/son-ish bonding-ish. Almost entirely pre-movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,156 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
Not Her Color by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bofur recalled Miss Bilbo, soon after being hired by Dori, once saying she disliked the color yellow. So why did she wear it all the time now? AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] Dori - Complete
Always with protection by Pjlover666 reviews
Jazz should always use protection when trying to hack the enemy. The consequences are not exactly pleasant.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,859 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
A Most Unusual Specimen by E-Loveless reviews
Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,839 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
A Rainbow After the Storm by white pedal reviews
An alternative ending to the episode "Seashore Seashell Party" and what should have happened afterwards instead of Meg apologizing to her family who didn't deserve her forgiveness.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Brian G., Meg G., Stewie G. - Complete
Teach Me Something Wonderful by Hobbit-Sized Writer reviews
Third in my "Something Wonderful" series. Bilbo makes an odd request. But since Thorin loves him very much, he is happy to oblige. Modern AU!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Deathless by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Death by Terran by OneLastBird reviews
This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,581 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U.
Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Bilbo's fascination with elves is becoming a problem in Rivendell because the elves seem to have a fascination with him too and it looks almost like they're attempting to steal the hobbit for themselves. This, of course, will not stand amongst the dwarves, who hae decided to do whatever it takes to make sure Bilbo leaves with them.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Ship Repair by division-ten reviews
Some things on the Milano are an easy fix. Others need a more... creative... form of patching up.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
My Pup, My Wolf by Rosa Cotton reviews
While learning the tales are true about wolf-dwarves, Bilbo's wayward tongue leads to an unexpected discovery. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Dwalin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
The Black Death by Nikkie2010 reviews
AU: Polyhex: a filthy, gang-infested city where surviving takes skill, courage and loyalty. For Ricochet, it's all about fighting for him and Jazz to survive everyday gang fights and looming starvation. For Ratchet, it's all about surviving two vorns of an internship placement he never wanted. Yet his nightmare worsens as an unknown virus spreads, and there is no cure.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Jazz, Ratchet
Anatomy Lesson by division-ten reviews
Insomnia stinks, Quill thought. Might as well sit at the cockpit and have something that will put me back to sleep. Curiosity, however, had other ideas. K plus for very, very minor language. (Turned into a two parter)
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Fiercer Than Fire by Aranel Carnilino reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,021 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Lads and Lasses by EverydayMagic17 reviews
It is a curious, and little known fact about dwarves, even among themselves, that in almost every case a name containing only three letters will belong to one of their rare females. Such was so in the famous company of Thorin Oakenshield.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Bilbo B., Óin, Ori
A Wonderful Birthday by Hobbit-Sized Writer reviews
Second in my "Something Wonderful" series. Taking a deaf man to a concert doesn't make much sense. Or does it? Bilbo is about to have the best birthday ever! Modern AU!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Three times Yondu acted like a parent by RedHatMeg reviews
...And one time when he realized he is one.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U. - Complete
The Beginning Of Something Wonderful by Hobbit-Sized Writer reviews
Thorin goes to the shops to buy nappies for his nephew. And he walks away with a smile and the number of the most beautiful being he has ever seen. It is the start of something wonderful. Modern AU.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Dís, Dwalin - Complete
Morphalite Syndrome by Fairytale Warrior reviews
It started with a brawl and a half-charged blast of plasma. Sample: "All he could say for sure, was no-one [...] had been aware of the danger until it smacked Peter upside the head. Metaphorically, of course. Literally, it was the heated, still-capsuled mass of energy that slammed into his back, buried through his subcostal nerve, and into the kidney beneath." *Rating may change.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Abnegation by drifting.manatee reviews
Abnegation: self-sacrifice, selflessness- acting with less concern for yourself than for the success of the joint activity. Or: Meredith Quill had always told her son that he would amount to great things, and now with his bunch of a-holes he finally has the chance to do so. Takes place post-movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora, Rocket R., Drax - Complete
Remarkably Bad Ideas by kalina16 reviews
The thing about Peter is that he's remarkably capable of provoking emotion from people. So when someone decides to take advantage of that fact, the Guardians react. Poorly.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 4,871 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Sharing the Night Together by LaylaBinx reviews
For being a group of thugs and killers, they're a surprisingly cuddly bunch. AKA: Four times Peter slept with one of his teammates and one time they all slept with him. No slash, no romance, just good old fashioned team bonding and cuteness!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/12/2014
Peter Quill: Sleep Cuddler by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Some people sleepwalk. Peter sleep-sneaks into people's bed and cuddles them.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Business As Usual by kalina16 reviews
The Guardians of the Galaxy find themselves in the unfortunate position of having to go grocery shopping. Between shampoo selections, Poptart-eating gods, and angry ex-dads, it goes about as well as Gamora expected. Probably a crack fic.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Cephalagia by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Apparently, headaches are not as universal as Peter has been led to believe. Sample: "He stumbled into something solid as his vision went out faster than a blown light bulb, frantic voices speaking above him barely registering in his throbbing brain." *Rated T for cursing.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Pie and Quill by Neferit reviews
Ori knew that his only task is to get married to the person they picked for him, as he was the only one available - with the much needed drop of royal blood while not beeing close enough to the monarchs to be considered one of them. But this... this was unexpected. He was marrying a woman. Fem!Bilbo/Ori.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Bilbo B., Ori]
Rohman Dey by fakeasain56 reviews
Kinkmeme: As one of the nicest guys in the film, Dey doesn't forget about the guardians. I'd like to see a 5 1 where Dey rescues each member. And then Dey gets into trouble, and the guardians are not happy.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Corpsman Dey - Complete
Remnants by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Not all of Peter's scars are from women, some are from his extremely unconventional upbringing. Kink meme fill.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Take My Pain Away by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
While stopping off for supplies, Peter is attacked by Ronan supports who recognise the infamous Star-Lord. Near death, it is left to the other guardians to take care of him. Fill for a prompt on the guardians kink meme.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Breathe by renegadewriter8 reviews
Peter has asthma. The team don't know about this until he suddenly has a severe attack in the middle of a battle. To make matters worse, they don't know what it is in the first place or how to make him better. / Prompt from Guardian-Kink.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 221 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 6,655 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Collars by CasusFere reviews
After the Combaticon's second attempt to overthrow the Decepticon leadership, Megatron had Shockwave insert a "Loyalty program" into their code to insure their continued obedience. When Onslaught is captured in battle, the Autobots discover the program. Now, for the first time since the Detention Center, the Combaticons may have a say in their own fate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Blades, Slingshot, Onslaught, Vortex
Hold on to Me by cuddlyhipster reviews
The Infinity Stone did have lasting effects...but is it really that bad, when the only symptoms can be easily alleviated by hand-holding? Post-movie team bonding. Friendship, but can be read as OT5 if preferred.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Rocket's Toy Box by Wolfling21 reviews
The guardian's do up a "toy box" full of spare parts, wires & other odds/ends for Rocket. Rocket in turn uses those things to help his team. Family, Groot growing up, some language, drinking, talk of killing people & general chaos. Few referances out to other shows/movies.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Zero Percent Dick by AkwardBabyGiraffe reviews
Five times Peter risked his life to save his friends and one time he gave it.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Cleaning by fakeasain56 reviews
The team has a domestic cleaning squabble in the middle of battle.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket R. - Complete
if home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked by egelantier reviews
Build a house, call it home.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
I Can Fix This by LaylaBinx reviews
"I can fix this, Quill; just you watch. I can fix this. We'll be out of here in no time." Rocket rambles because he's afraid if he doesn't, he'll suddenly realize how totally and utterly screwed they are. No slash, just bromance with tons of Quill!whump! :D
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 9,730 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Not Quite Terran by Wednesday1990 reviews
A 'What If' One-shot about the Collector taking an interest in Peter instead of Groot, what with his half-human, half-something else DNA. After all, Peter's kind of unique, and the Collector is always interested in the unique.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., The Collector - Complete
Lifeline by Another Squirrel reviews
Life often takes twists and turns that Prowl's plans can't account for. This time it threw him a lifeline, and he's not going to let go.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Unexpected Revelations by renegadewriter8 reviews
Sideswipe has a confession to make. Jazz, as always, meddles. Meaning he doesn't give Sideswipe a choice in the matter. Written for the tf-rare-pairing challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Jazz, Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Of calling your teammates names by RedHatMeg reviews
SPOILERS! Drax the Destroyer has a nasty habbit of calling Peter, Gamora, Rocket and Groot names.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Drax - Complete
The Paratrooper and the Samurai by renegadewriter8 reviews
A series of oneshots concerning Crosshairs and Drift, mostly post-Age of Extinction but there will be some that explore their past individually and together before they even realized they had feelings for each other. Marked as complete but will be adding oneshots as the inspiration hits.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Crosshairs, Drift - Complete
Family Ties by Arctic Banana reviews
Random fluffy, humorous, and/or heartwarming drabbles, some incredibly brief, others with more plot, that show what it might be like to be in Soundwave's makeshift family unit. Too bad he threw out the manual when he decided to take in a bunch of unruly Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Soundwave, Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy
Cold by Petchricor reviews
Peter nearly freezes to death while stranded on an ice planet. Lying in the snow and waiting to die Peter hears someone calling out to him, but he must be hearing things. Right?
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Play Along! by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bilbo ended up the elves' prisoner along with the dwarves due to the loss of her ring. In an attempt to get them released she spun a tale about unexpected love to the king. Who would have suspected the rumors to be true about elves being secret romantics? Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] Legolas, Tauriel - Complete
Captures and Cassette Tapes by DjDangerLove reviews
There's a man trying to capture Rocket, but then Quill shows up. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Rocket's Bath by Shinigamilover2 reviews
Post 'Guardians of the Galaxy'. Rocket hasn't bathed in over the course of two weeks, and his teammates have had it with his BO and the number of day's he's gone without cleaning himself up. So Quill, Gamora, Groot, and Drax decide to take matters into their own hands and give their friend a much needed bath. Please R&R, and thanks!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
A Matter of Restraint by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Peter's not exactly known for his brilliant strategies.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
In Which Drax The Destroyer Contemplates Blue Swede by justplainrii reviews
And Rocket, for whatever reason, feels compelled to translate and correct him. With Groot helping, of course.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Groot, Rocket R. - Complete
Soft by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
Rocket's ears are soft. Drax wants to pet them. So does everyone else.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Getting in the Groove by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Groot starts dancing, freezing whenever Drax looks over. One by one, the other Guardians catch on, playing a game of dance-like-nobody's-watching-but-freeze-when-Drax-is-watching. Drax is confused. Groot, Peter and Gamora are having a great time. Rocket wants nothing to do with any of it. Too bad Groot doesn't give him a choice.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Fall by Zea T reviews
The fall of Praxus is deeply traumatic, and not just for the tactician visiting his home city at the time. Written for the PxJ community's anniversary challenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bluestreak, Jazz, Prowl - Complete
No Need for Worry by DjDangerLove reviews
Quill's injured after being tortured. Rocket isn't worried. He's really not, or so he says. One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Writing Material by renegadewriter8 reviews
Ratchet, aside from being an extraordinary medic, is also an accomplished writer, although he uses a pen name to publish his works. However, his latest novel is giving him trouble. Thankfully, two of his acquaintances provide the perfect inspiration. Written for the LJ tf-speedwriting community. Prompt: Sgriobhadaireachd
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Arctic Banana reviews
After an unfortunate incident involving a psychotic Dinobot and a lake, Seaspray learns that Sideswipe can't swim. He takes it upon himself to teach him, but unfortunately the task turns out to be a lot more difficult than he originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Sideswipe, Seaspray, Sunstreaker, Beachcomber - Complete
Ears Aren't Just for Listening by DjDangerLove reviews
Rocket is injured and Quill makes sure to stand by the statement he made to Corpsmen Dey. "I'm going to look out for them." One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax
Knead by The Readers Muse reviews
One fourteenth of a share was simply not worth this kind of aggravation.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori - Complete
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Building a New Life by randomplotbunny reviews
The Shire is gone and Belladonna needs a safe place to settle her people. Why not Erebor? Bilbo/Smaug friendship, could be preslash if you want it to be.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
A Beginner's Guide to Selecting Your First Pet by AkitaFallow reviews
Gladstone was not a dog. Nor a cat, or a fish, or any other conventional pet. Honestly, John still wasn't sure what sort of creature Gladstone really was, but he certainly remembered thinking he'd had a bit too much to drink when he came home to find it lying on the sitting room carpet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/23/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Indifference by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFP: There was a cause for his indifference to many things. Not everyone with a history has a happy tale to tell. - Stand-alone fic. Takes place before the events of Prime. - Shockwave X Red Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Red Alert, Shockwave - Complete
Sunset by Molten-Ashes reviews
Have you ever loved somebody so much that you can't explain your feelings?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Bluestreak, Sunstreaker] - Complete
Just a Little Bite by randomplotbunny reviews
The company learns something about their Burglar's people that not even Gandalf knew. Vampire Hobbit fic! Because there just isn't enough of it out there.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Tea With Dragons by Lookingkindofdumb reviews
FemBilbo. Thorin was getting used to the headaches that came his way simply for being in the presence of the hobbit Gandalf had made them pick up. Original title: Tea With A Dragon Would Be More Palatable Than This. Or, The One Where Bilbo Gives Thranduil A Telling Off. (Crack.) FemBilbo/Nori.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori - Complete
Company Doesn't Know by Neferit reviews
Bella and Ori were cute, are cute and always will be cute. That was what company always thought and what the company most certainly didn't see any reason to change their opinion about. Yet, Company certainly doesn't know everything, and neither Bella, nor Ori have the intention of ever educating them on the subject. A story of how Ori and Bella are not that innocent. FINISHED.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Ori] - Complete
Marble and Molerats by alicat54 reviews
Bilba Baggins is not entirely respectable, and it's not just because her grandmother taught her how to throw a battle ax. This doesn't quite change the outcome of a certain adventure, but it certainly changes her reaction to it. fem!bilbo, dwobbit Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil, Kíli
Nemo by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
AU: TFP. On Cybertron, he was no one. But to her, he was someone, no matter what the rest of the populace believed. Shockwave X Red Alert. - Request for Warm as Fire. - M for reasons later.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Bacon and Alligators by DotnPolka reviews
After a mission gone awry leaves the children and Optimus in the base alone, Miko decides that the three of them are going to teach Optimus some human phrases to pass the time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Optimus Prime, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Politically In Love by plenoptic reviews
To improve intergalactic relations, young Optimus must bond to a femme from the planet Femmax. Out of his many prospect brides, can he find real love and avoid a cold, arranged bond? OptimusXElita, IronhideXChromia, SentinelXAngelbane, others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 239,105 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Sentinel Prime
I'm going on an Adventure! Again by Magi Magi Magician Gal reviews
'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
The Imposter Impala From the Planet Cybertron by L. Mouse reviews
There's something wrong with the Impala's radio ...
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Dean W., Bumblebee
The Silence: Spectrum by Molten-Ashes reviews
A companion fic to The Silence which I recommend reading first for this to make sense. The alternating Points of View of those who tried to rescue the survivors of Praxus. (Chapter 1: The Kin)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Jazz, Prowl, Optimus Prime, Smokescreen
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 786 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Evening The Odds by LittleMewLugia reviews
With the Decepticos possessing three trines of Seekers to the Autobot's none, is there a non-lethal way to put the Deceoticon air Force out of commission? While looking through old medical information, Ratchet thinks the answer could be yes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Ratchet, Starscream, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
To Bring Them Back by Anonymonimus reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS "I would have followed him after that battle, you know…" Bilbo nearly whispered as his eyes watered, "and I would have called him my King…" "So when I found that Elfish book and learned that all I had to do was give my life for them to live once more," Bilbo choked pass the tears streaming down his face, "I knew before I actually considered it that I would"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,039 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Tears are Gems of the Soul by akblake reviews
Hobbits have a hidden ability- when they cry, their single tear crystallizes into a colored gem. Bilbo hasn't felt emotion since the death of his parents decades ago, but being dragged on the quest and thrust into close contact with thirteen dwarves has awakened his emotions with a vengeance. Can he keep his secret from those he's becoming close to? Very slow build Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,048 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Take Me as I Am by Rosa Cotton reviews
Time and time again Bilbo fails to be what the dwarves need and want. Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Academy Adventures by The Vigilant Sleeper reviews
Prowl and Jazz's adventures, or rather misadventures, at the Autobot Academy. Fun, silliness, and lots of embarrassment for poor Prowl. Written mostly from Prowl's viewpoint. Possible future slash, but nothing graphic. Other main characters include Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and Drift.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,979 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jazz, Prowl, Sunstreaker, Drift
You Are Mine! by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Haruhi didn't believe that the Haninozuka heir could be anything like Kyoya. So she wakes him from his nap one day and gets more than she bargained for. He has DID? How? And since when?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Place in This World by Rosa Cotton reviews
The dwarves were very happy. They were all alive. Bilbo had been restored to them. Erebor was being refurbished. And the hobbit hole was coming along nicely – a surprise for the littlest member of their family. Then one day Bilbo mentioned planning…home…returning to the Shire… Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Safe by Okobo-chan reviews
Mori comes to a realization much too quickly, but entirely too late. All that's left is to piece together the aftermath and reassure her that she's..
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Hurricane by cheshirecat101 reviews
Not all of Jim Moriarty's criminal undertakings are for profit. Some are for revenge. Jim realises soon after their first meeting that he's fallen hard for Dr John Watson. Soon after that realisation, he begins to notice all the little, tell tale signs that John is a victim of spousal abuse, both physical and psychological, and vows that no matter what the cost he will save John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Bilbo of Durin and the Ring by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Bilbo son of Durin. Erebor belongs to the Dwarves once more, peace reigns and Bilbo and his family are finally home. But when Evil begins to rise from the mountains and Bilbo's magic ring begins to whisper to him that peace is shattered. Now, with Bilbo as Ringbearer, Thorin and his family must try to rid Middle Earth of the Ring's evil influence lest Sauron rise again.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,033 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Freemark Conspiracy by CasusFere reviews
The Decepticons have taken over the Freemark Prison outside Protihex. For the Decepticons, it's a footnote in the greater battle. For Onslaught, it's an opportunity. Warnings: implications of sexual situations, consequences of unconditional surrender
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Vortex, Onslaught
The Replacements by ghost-writer-88 reviews
When a new Prime ascends it is tradition for him to replace the entire command staff. Optimus is ignorant of this and it is Prowl's duty to enlighten him. Doing so is going to reveal more than the Praxian wishes. (From the Ashes 'Verse)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,465 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Her Place by Rosa Cotton reviews
Ori did not know what was going on. All he did know was that he was becoming fed up with it – the hobbit-stealing especially. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo. Sequel to "Our Hobbit Lass," but can be read on its own.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Ori, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Chemical Rebound by Riyappe Paws reviews
The kids have been turned into crazy cool morphing animals, and are finding things out about themselves that without the changes, they would never have thought they would posses. See them as they discover themselves and each other. *Note: This fic is near dead and going nowhere fast. Any and all suggestions on plot or plot devices are welcomed and encouraged. Read review and enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,674 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jack D., Miko N., Raf E.
Should Have Known Better by Gimme-Chan reviews
A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Lacrimosa by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFP: There were reasons to feel joy for her future, but when an incident brings the medic into Jhiaxus' mind, she feels nothing more than the weight of his despair. - Shockwave X Red Alert. - Takes place after Nevermore. -
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Red Alert, Shockwave - Complete
Our Hobbit Lass by Rosa Cotton reviews
Things do not go as expected at Beorn's. But then, when had anything gone as expected for our favorite burglar? Movieverse, bookverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Drabbles by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,166 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
Bound by Chamelaucium reviews
On his way back to the Blue Mountains from a meeting in Rivendell, Thorin is ambushed on the forest path. His would-be attacker is not at all what he expected, however - instead a poor and hungry hobbit looking to steal his food. Fortunately for Thorin, this hobbit makes a god damn awful thief.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Cracked Glass by Molten-Ashes reviews
During a routine psychology appointment with Smokescreen, Sunstreaker suddenly becomes intrigued by the closed off Praxian. However, the more he and his brother dig into the mech's past, the more they push the surprisingly fragile mech to breaking point. Eventual Twins/Smokescreen, some Prowl/Jazz, Bluestreak/Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Smokescreen, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Her One Regret by EbonyLeafStar reviews
Haruhi Fujioka, or rather Haru Tanemura, is a twenty-eight year old woman and is the top lawyer in the firm she works for. When it goes out of business, due to poor management, and she's out of the job. A good friend quickly sets up an interview with her own boss Kyoya Ootori, a man Haruhi ran away from seven years prior, and unbeknownst to him is the father of her son.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,785 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
A King's One and a Burglar's Match by slayer of destiny reviews
A discussion on Hobbit customs leads to a new understand between Dwarves and their Hobbit. Can Thorin's fate be changed by one startling similarity between the two childrens of Aule and Yavanna?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 220 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Jealous Much? by redroses100 reviews
"You're an idiot." Nori whispered in his ear before turning and disappearing back in the direction of the camp. Bofur stood dazed against the tree for a few moments before he brought his fingers to his still tingling lips. "I must be." He chuckled. Bofur/Nori and Thorin/Bilbo. Some dub con.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Bofur - Complete
Recollection by Nephthys Snape reviews
Bilbo/Nori. One-shot. Bilbo likes stories, whether he's telling them or listening to them, but there's one Dwarf that he can't seem to learn much about at all. Curiosity changes his life in a way he could never have expected. For the prompt, 'A dragon is lying by the fire spinning ancient tales. Would remembering your stories add richness to your life.'
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Bilbo B., Nori] - Complete
Life In Erebor by JuuChanStar reviews
A continuation to 'How to shock a King' Life continues on and some surprises are in store for our beloved families.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli, Fíli
Touch Me (M Rated) by redroses100 reviews
Bilbo doesn't realize he's Touch Starved until Thorin hugs him atop the Carrock. Now he's suffering through a Hobbit's worst nightmare and he's yearning to be touched. Who better to help him out than Thorin? This is the M (smut) version. If you desire a clean version, you may find it somewhere here as well.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Love In Black And White Challenges by Thalanee reviews
Stories inspired by the annual challenges of the lj-commmunity "Love Is Black And White", a JazzxProwl community. Read and enjoy! New: Jazz is going to show Prowl the various meanings of a kiss.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,302 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Infected Hearts by LunarLacrimosa reviews
The zomb!apocalypse happens. Sam gets infected, Miles has two kids to protect, and Bumblebee stays away from the Autobots. Fast forward a few months to Miles and Bumblebee finding each other, and then going to the Autobot base. A story of trying to reconnect and pick up the pieces. (on hiatus but do have some extra worked out. might eventually update)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee
Take From Me My Lace by littleblackdog reviews
AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, Bofur
Mom? by I. H. Scribe reviews
Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 646 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Concerning Hobbits by elveriamoir reviews
Somehow this wound into my mind and wouldn't let go until I typed it up. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Bilbo and Bofur and how they got together. Reviews are always welcome.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Back Again by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
This IS a slash. If you don't like it, please do not read. Ten years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo, with an orphaned Frodo, is on the run and seeks Erebor's aid. Bagginshield, slow burn. Adventure/Drama/Romance.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,333 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
To My King Under the Mountain by Nox Caligo reviews
A year after The Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo decides it is time for him to return to the Shire. Hesitant to leave his friends behind, he promises to write to the dwarves as often as he can, especially to Thorin, of whom he holds feelings for that he believes are unrequited. Thilbo/Bagginshield. Slowburn? Rated M for M/M relations, slight language and eventual smut.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,173 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
28 Twins by Dinogrrl reviews
Living With Autobots universe. A collection of stories regarding the lives and times of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Sideswipe - Complete
Priorities by Rosa Cotton reviews
First his hat vanished. Then the hobbit disappeared. A worried and confused Bofur has his hands full searching for both, and makes some unexpected (or perhaps not) discoveries. Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] Thorin, Nori - Complete
I've Watched You Grow by Fianna9 reviews
Originally a prowlxjazz 2011 challenge fic. Has turned into stories of the lives of Prowl, his creators and of course bits from Jazz. hints of slash, het, some dark moments, but also joy. G1AU. new sequel: what do you mean you lost the bitlet?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Firestar, Inferno, Prowl, Red Alert - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 299 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Dreaminess by Nephthys Snape reviews
Bilbo/Bifur somewhat fluffy one shot. Bifur has caught Bilbo's attention, and in turn has gained attention of his own.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Bilbo B., Bifur] - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Anchoring by Nephthys Snape reviews
Dwalin/Bilbo. Short one-shot. Bilbo is confused by dwarves, which frustrates the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Bilbo B., Dwalin] - Complete
A problem with his voice box by Lohis reviews
ARMADA. Jetfire is telling the kids about his adventures before arriving to Earth, when the unthinkable happens and the second-in-command finds himself speaking a language none in the base understands. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Optimus Prime, Red Alert, Jetfire - Complete
Gold Fever by akblake reviews
What if gold fever in dwarves was like chicken pox in humans, where pretty much everyone gets it? If that's the case, then most of the movie!company were too young to have experienced it when Erebor fell... but what would happen when they retook the mountain and were exposed to all that gold for the first time? Chaos ensues... Includes insane dwarves and an exasperated hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Bilbo B., Balin, Thorin - Complete
Art of the Match by Gatekat reviews
G1 AU Bluestreak/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker Bluestreak is the Second Creation of Praxian nobles. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are First Creations of Crystal City noble family. Even though it's Sunstreaker that's supposed to find and court a mate for him and his twin, it doesn't quite work out that way, much to Sideswipe's amusement.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Starcrossed Mirage by Gatekat reviews
When an untouched noble second creation joins the Autobots, the last thing he expected to find was love. It is strongly recommended to read Starcrossed (J/P's story) first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Mirage, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
A Dwarf's Pride by Red Warrior reviews
"Long story short, master burglar," Dwalin growled out from his cell, "it's almost as if they raped Thorin in front of us."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
A Dress by PandorMedusa reviews
Three times Bilbo dressed in female clothing.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Memories of Fire by E-Loveless reviews
Thorin Oakenshield never expected to find his One in a small, rowdy inn in the Shire on a cold and rainy night. Soulmate/Ones Oneshot inspired by Ed Sheeran's beautiful song, "I See Fire"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Sword-Brother by akblake reviews
When you're left with a heavy debt, how best can you pay it when you have to play by others' rules? Bilbo helps Bifur, and then Bifur gets creative about how to repay that help.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Bifur, Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Field Trip by Alathea2 reviews
Bumblebee, recently upgraded with basic language packs, daydreams about the orn when he will become an Autobot scout. When studying alien planets with Bluestreak, his best friend, the younglings find a way to make the worlds in their imaginations more real. Part of the Turning Points universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Bluestreak, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Prowl - Complete
Language Most Foul by SilverRayan reviews
Starscream hates English. It has none of the elegance of Cybertronian, and, deciding to ditch English and speak only in his native tongue, the SIC has reminded the troops that his screechy voice wasn't always so screechy... much to his mates' chagrin.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Starscream
Frozen Doorwings by renegadewriter8 reviews
"Do you know what the term 'frozen wings' means?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Draconta by renegadewriter8 reviews
AU World were everyone is a dragon. Jazz and Prowl meet under terrible circumstances, but which start a series of events that will lead them to fall in love. More inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Change your mind by Lauramebob reviews
Bilbo and Bofur make a bet involving one of Bofur's least favourite foods. BilboxBofur
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Luck by Molten-Ashes reviews
Two Neutrals decide to chance their luck.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Song for the Spark by ghost-writer-88 reviews
Prowl is captured three days before Christmas. Rated M for gore.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Jazz, Prowl] - Complete
He's Not A Sidekick, He's A Minion by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Harley meets the Avengers. Not everyone is equally impressed. Final part of the Kidnapping Is A Bad Thing, Tony series.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harley K., A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Sounds by renegadewriter8 reviews
John had PTSD, it wasn't a problem. Until the nightmares began. Sherlock strives to find a way to help.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Mid-Winter Adventure by randomplotbunny reviews
The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you by TammyCat reviews
Pure Prowl/Jazz fluff for the Christmas holidays. Peace and Love bitches. I don't own the song or the transformers that we all love so much.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Prowl, Jazz] Red Alert - Complete
Mid-Winter with a Dragon by randomplotbunny reviews
It's the annual Mid-Winter celebration in the Shire, as well as the first Mid-Winter Bilbo has spent with his Dragon. Third in my 'Blue Skies' series
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] - Complete
The Hobbit and The Dwarf by bowsie22 reviews
Thorin angers Thranduil when the Elf king attempts to repair their relationship. As punishment, he turns Thorin into a beast and his closest friends are affected by the spell also. When a hobbit and his wizard friend enter Erebor, can the spell be broken? Slash, incest, mpreg Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
And There It Was by ghost-writer-88
Drift and Ratchet renew their old friendship with surprising results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Ratchet, Drift] - Complete
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
One of these days by TammyCat reviews
Party at the Ark! Everyone is there, except Prowl...again. Bring in Jazz. Plot bunny's fault.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Responsibility by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Poor Bilbo Baggins has found himself in an adventure of sorts, when he accidentally brings a dragon egg inside his home and let's it hatch upon his mantle. Now, seeing as baby Smaug refuses to leave his new home, Bilbo must take on the responsibilities of a pet dragon. And it's not an easy task! (My final project for my sci-fi and fantasy lit class.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Becoming a 'Normal' Family by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot: Natasha was never one to believe in always getting what she wanted out of life, but deep down, she realizes that she wants, needs Tony to trust her. She knows this will likely never happen, she burned Stark once already after all. "You know, they already consider you family. You don't have to go out of your way to convince them."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Flight of the Ring by randomplotbunny reviews
Smaug and Bilbo are just settling into being together and now they need to take care of a certain ring. Direct sequel to 'Blue Skies and Green Fields'
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] - Complete
A Single Dream is More Powerful Than a Thousand Realities by phantomessangel reviews
Lyla Baggins, a respectable hobbit, with a Tookish streak, agrees to follow a group of dwarves far to the East, over ranges and rivers, to reclaim their homeland. Her mission is simple: defeat a dragon and convince the leader of the company, Thorin Oakenshield, to trust her. That may prove difficult, though, since he doesn't even know that she's a girl.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 235,717 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
If You Look Through My Eyes by Anath Tsurugi reviews
Fili and Kili wake one morning to find they have switched bodies. Panic and hijinks ensue. (Durincest)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
How the Autobots adopt an organic by LunarLacrimosa reviews
One night Optimus finds Miles hitchhiking. After talking to the teen, he realizes something is wrong, and eventually figures out he is abused. Optimus being a father/older brother figure and getting enthralled with the idea of helping Miles, since he's suddenly has too much time in his servos with the war over. Child abuse warnings.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,564 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Miles L.
Family Reunion! by Benny The Crazed Cartoonist reviews
A Decepticon stasis pod holds a surprise for Soundwave and Laserbeak! No pairings, Cybertronian cussing, and Knock Out being prissy. Prime with hints of G1 and TF:A.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Soundwave, Laserbeak - Complete
Blue Skies and Green Fields by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is exhausted. Smaug is lonely, though he didn't realize it until now. Eventual Bilbo/Smaug.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] - Complete
Welcome to College by TFPKOFanGirl reviews
The Decepticons finish their terraformer device and plan to set it off, but the Autobots cease their plan by destroying the device and making it malfunction. Now they must all live as humans in an Alternate Universe. Slight AU in the beginning, since the decepticons create and use the Terraformer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,649 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Never Parted by pikachumomma reviews
Tom Riddle and Harry Potter have always been together. AU Verse. Tom and Harry are the same age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 278 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deuces and Kings by PirateColey reviews
Bofur enjoys being single, but his workmate Thorin keeps setting him up on bad blind dates. Fed up, he bribes his friend Nori into pretending to be his boyfriend in hopes that it will make Thorin leave him be. But, fake-dating Nori has its own set of complications and Bofur realizes he might have to go all-in on a chance to win Nori's heart for real. (Modern AU. Nofur. SMUT.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Bofur - Complete
To Be Your Guardian by renegadewriter8 reviews
Jazz and Prowl attend a noble party in search for a possible leak. Prowl is the bait. Jazz is not happy. Then, things go wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Day By Day by Katea-Nui reviews
A series of one shots and two shots found in multiple verses of the Transformers universes. Ratings will vary, but there are M rated ones so therefore the entirety is rated M. Multiple slash pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,712 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ratchet
Belated Introduction by brainthief reviews
The Ministry wants to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. When interviewing minors, should not their guardians be present?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Petunia D., Argus F.] - Complete
Wondering Plot Bunnies by MyNameIsJag reviews
Random drabbles with odd couples thrown in, what happens when I get an idea but too lazy to write it all out fully. Wanna adopt a bunny? Ch.33 Optimus/Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,975 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011
Tales of a Disgruntled Hobbit by Karategal reviews
Companion piece of "An Unexpected Addition". As Consort Under the Mountain, Bilbo quickly realizes that there's a lot more to dwarves than meets the eye. Short drabbles that focus on the lives of the Company after the Battle of the Five Armies and before the War of the Ring. Expect quite a lot of little Frodo, hurt/comfort moments, and Erebor's favorite royals.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,032 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Boyfriend by 2211Nighthawk reviews
All she wanted was a simple relationship. But her pain in the aft, overly protective, slaggin' stubborn, trigger happy glitch of a weapons specialist of a father will have none of it. With a certain silver friend, they come up with a plan to ensure Ironhide gets the shock of his life. OCxIronhide. Rated T for minor swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Ironhide - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
High Stakes Wager by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Soundwave saved Starscream's second life and asked for nothing in return. Nothing, except for everything he had to give. A lot can change between death and life, relationships are no different. Sticky slash PWP. WaveScream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Reboot by akisawana reviews
When Shockwave's latest toy turns everyone human, the Seekers and the Aerialbots come to a tentative understanding in Detroit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Starscream, Silverbolt
An Unexpected Comfort by Rosa Cotton reviews
Somehow, there was a sense of safety in the steely sound of weapons being sharpened. Somehow, there was a calming balm in the presence of the small warm body. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Dwalin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Of Medbay and Cuddles by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Sideswipe's hurt. Sunstreaker's unhappy about it. They have a chat about it and Sideswipe gets to cuddle. Even if Sunstreaker has to be talked into it first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Foreign Affairs by DragonSteel reviews
G1 Au Prowl/Jazz Optimus comes up with a unique way of resolving political conflicts. Prowl and Jazz enthusiastically follow suit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Prowl, Jazz] [Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Impressions by Alathea2 reviews
Praxus lies in ruins, thousands of lives extinguished in mere joors, and the mech responsible for masterminding the slaughter is now in Autobot custody. How Optimus chooses to deal with this prisoner will affect the course of the war if not the fate of Cybertron itself. A "Turning Points" story
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Waking Up In Praxus by Thalanee reviews
If you go on a trip to Praxus, Cybertron's playground, you should be prepared for everything. Prowl of all bots knew that and yet he never would have thought that something like this would ever happen to him… Jazz x Prowl implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Prowl, Jazz
Beautiful Stranger by renegadewriter8 reviews
Because of course, Jazz would meet 'the one' during a disaster like this...  / Response to the prowlxjazz 2013 anniversary challenge on LJ: Day 4 Prompt: Beautiful Stranger
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Clever Green by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Lily was a brilliant woman, but everyone has secrets. Lily was smart enough to prepare for every eventuality and was willing to do anything to ensure her son was safe. Even if it meant letting out a secret she took to the grave...the truth was James was not the best husband and Lily was not the most faithful wife. Sherlock never thought the title, dad suited him but Father was fine
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by bgtea reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Acid Rain by TammyCat reviews
Jazz has slagged up, risking his relationship with Prowl in the process. One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Unknown by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
-evil!AllSpark, movieverse- In 2007, I was sucked out of my rightful body, and dumped into some alien-cell-phone thing. Now I need to get back - which could be difficult, considering my memory is sort of...lacking.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sideswipe
Forests of the Night by LobaEclipse reviews
Jazz wasn't expecting a rescue, and he certainly wasn't expecting a rescue quite like this one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,685 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Always by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
- A.U. Sequel to Nevermore and takes place after Deadlock - After Megatron's demise at the hands of the Autobots, he sought after the femme who had put an impression on him long ago. It is there were he found his happiness in eternity. - M for reasons -
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Ringbearers by C.Queen reviews
Having crossed over to the afterlife together Frodo decides to play matchmaker and insists that he and his uncle must go on an adventure together. What do they seek? Why his uncle's long dead friends, particularly Thorin Oakenshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Story Snippets by Thalanee reviews
or little stories that haven't grown up yet. A collection of story snippets, some from stories I've written before, some stand alone, all are inspired by one randomly chosen word. Mostly JazzxProwl. Chapter 4: To this day Prowl doesn't know what he did to deserve having Jazz follow him around on the job...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
The Upside to Paranoia by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Decepticons have managed to create an even more devastating fangirl! Will the Autobots see through their devious plans in time? There's only one mech and his immense paranoia who can save the day. [The pointless continuation of "A Decepticon's Guideline to Dealing with Fangirls" and "When You Wish Upon an Acorn"]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Red Alert, Megatron - Complete
Homonyms of 'Drake' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge, Slight swearing: Loki turns into a dragon and is adopted by Tony. "Come on Spyro, show him some love." "So, uh…how did you find a dragon?" Um, I hit him with a grenade.""You, hit a dragon with a grenade?" Well, he was…you know, smaller." Tony tried to signify, waving at him, "And cuter too…actually, a lot cuter…"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
This Is War by shadowblade-tara reviews
The warning signs were clear. Now war is coming. It will begin with the prophet, and end with the messiah. Discontinued.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Energizer Praxian by ghost-writer-88 reviews
Reasons why interfacing with your captive while he is carrying is a bad idea... -oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Prowl - Complete
Old Friends and New by dreamflower02 reviews
Bag End is in for a jolly time when some of Bilbo's old friends come for a visit. NEW! (Written for the 2013 A Hobbit's Tale Prompt Fest, beta by Shirebound.) An AU meld of movie-verse for TH:AUJ and book-verse for The Hobbit. Happy AU for Bo5A, as requested. One-shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Frodo B., Kíli - Complete
Run by Moonofwinds reviews
Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Slave to Love by MissCHSparkles reviews
Events happen differently in 'the search of Alpha Trion' and Elita One is made Megatron's slave. What designs does the Decepticon Warlord have on her and can she resist? Read on to find out, suggestions welcome. Shocking second last chapter now up, you're in for a surprise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 174,520 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Elita One, Megatron - Complete
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 8,093 - Follows: 2,411 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Company of Animals by justalotoffeelings reviews
Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Operation: Disaster Date by Ray of Starlight reviews
Remember that date Riley asked Hannah out on that didn't happen? Well, it's happening now and a certain set of twins are less then thrilled about it. One-shot sequel to Twin Times the Fun. Don't necessarily have to read TTtF to understand.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Exothermic by ShyLight reviews
G1: So Wheeljack accidentally set Sideswipe on fire once. But it wasn't really fire. And it was sort of Prowl's fault too. (oneshot)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Wheeljack, Sideswipe, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Oblivion by Laora reviews
The Company was Bilbo's family...or, at least, he thought it was.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli - Complete
A Family Thing by Emerald Ashes reviews
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Bilbo son of Durin by Ulura reviews
One day whilst in the Blue Mountains, years before the retaking of Erebor, Thorin Oakensheild comes across a tiny Hobbit child whose family has been killed. Having no other choice he takes Bilbo and raises him with Fili and Kili as a dwarf and Prince of Durin. Enter Bilbo, the Hobbit raised by Dwarfs. Includes childhood, adolescents, adulthood, battles, Smaug and annoying Gandalf.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,692 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Wild Ones by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz knew having a Crime Boss for an Ex would come back to bite him in the aft...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,961 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
An Accidental Love Story by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
In which Cliffjumper tries to figure out what everyone else already knows, and Mirage is singularly unhelpful.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Cliffjumper, Mirage - Complete
I'll Be There by Nikkie2010 reviews
AU During an attack on a Neutral settlement, Prowl is attacked and severely wounded, the wounds soon heal, yet Prowl has unexplained fits that continue and there seems to be no answers as to why. Jazz and Ratchet both suspect foul play. Jazz needs to solve the mystery while at the same time coming to terms with his developing friendship with Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,515 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
His little project by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
"The reason I'm telling you, Rogers, is I'm pretty sure that you won't find it in that file. And if you're trying to understand Stark? Don't. Better minds than yours have failed in that endeavor. Just accept that he's there, and that he rolls the way he does." Part 2 of the Kidnapping is a Bad Thing, Tony series.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Debts Repaid by crayonboxromance reviews
I am Kayleigh Gallagher and my new goal in death is revenge on Middle-Earth. Screw you Hobbit, this is my plot now.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,681 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Fíli, OC] Kíli - Complete
Claiming Flight by SilverRayan reviews
They are perfect, untouchable. Every Untrined Leader desires them. No one is skilled enough to claim them. That is about to change. Kinkmeme fill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Somebody's hero by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Tony Stark is six when he learns that nobody will come for him. If he wants to be rescued, he'll have to take care of it himself. Part 1 of the Kidnapping is a Bad Thing, Tony series.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 299 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Diamond Dust by ShyLight reviews
In which Skyfire a soft spoken, amiable, somewhat out of place scientist (who twice spent a stint of time as a living Popsicle and one as a Decepticon), ends up being friends with Sideswipe the charismatic, somewhat detrimental-to-the-sanity-of-his-fellows, resident toughliner, and no one understands the logistics of how that happened. Skyfire included.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Sideswipe
Fun and Games by Archaeopteryx Feather reviews
G1. To pass the time, Starscream and Skywarp play a game of "army." Loudly. In public. To Thundercracker's dismay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
The Business of Life-Saving by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. "...the last thought he had was the absolute, most terrifying certainty that he, Bilbo Baggins, was very much going to die. Something in Thorin died that same instant." Slight canon divergence: Bilbo and Thorin use the same barrel for their escape down the river. But only one of them is inside the barrel; the other can only cling for dear life. Slight Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Mr Sensitivity by Noctivagant Ghost reviews
Animated. One was so reserved that he epitomized the word "stoic," while the other went about gallivanting on an emotional high. So of course it made sense for Jazz to test the limits of Prowl's social handicaps.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Fix You by Kurohane Ookami reviews
He had always been alone. Now he's struggling to find his place with the Guardians. Sequel to What's Left of Me. M for language.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dís - Complete
Enjoy The Silence by livingdeadgirl616 reviews
AU Six years after The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and fem!Bilbo go back to the Shire that shunned her long ago to show off their family.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 213 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Angry Birds by ShyLight reviews
G1: Red Alert hates birds. All birds. Be they mechanical or organic, ya know, he hates them. Sometimes the later even more than the former.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,223 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Red Alert
Red vs Blue: A Soldier's Strife by X Prodigy reviews
What if Caboose wasn't a moron? What if he was the opposite? What if he was smarter, stronger and was close enough to the perfect soldier? How would this effect the RVB timeline if the Blue Army had a very different Caboose? In ways you can't imagine...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - M. Caboose, Tex/Allison
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 8,900 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Uber Cute and Pocket-Sized by The Emcee reviews
Gandalf was getting thoroughly annoyed by the dwarves, so he decided to try and place a spell on them. Unfortunately, thanks to the dwarves being quite good with shields and dodging in general, Bilbo is hit with the spell instead, much to Thorin's chagrin and Gandalf's amusement. And what ensues? Chaos. Implied Thilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf - Complete
10880 Malibu Point by renegadewriter8 reviews
Because 10880 Malibu Point wasn't just an address. SPOILERS FOR IRON MAN 3!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Thanks, bro by Lohis reviews
ARMADAverse: Alexis stays late at school, and gets an unexpected lift back to base. Alexis&Sideswipe, no pairing. A small one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sideswipe, Alexis - Complete
Everything You Never Wanted by AotA reviews
Jazz is on vacation, and takes to opportunity to go to a parade when he spots Soundwave and decides to tag along with the large mech. What happens after… he wishes didn't. He finds... his sparkmate. (also usually posted sooner to AO3 under the same handle, or LJ on a-o-t-a) Updating: Chapter 14, Interlude: Council, and Interlude: Reforge drabble/blooper.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,639 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Brilliant Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
A letter, just a few lines on a piece of paper, and it was enough to change the entire world. At least Tony's entire world, now he couldn't imagine ever going back. He loved being a dad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Reality of It by ghost-writer-88 reviews
Because some people choose not to be saved. -Oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Fragmented by Kathrine reviews
50 sentence fic from the same 'verse as 'Menage' and 'Red Skies'. G1 AU, human-centric. The Autobots lay sleeping and the Decepticons rule the Earth in their ongoing quest for amassing Energon. Yet, even though much of the human race remain enslaved by their alien oppressors, some have slipped through the cracks and live on in their ruined cities, running and hiding but still free.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Alexis, Mikaela B., Sam Witwicky, Raoul - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 864 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Crossing Barriers by FuziPenguin reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker finally get some alone time after landing on Earth. Someone accidentally stumbles upon them. Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jack D. - Complete
Quietus by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Crack Shots by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
A number of oneshots, varying levels of amusement found within. Crack. G1-bayverse, multiple crack-pairings – you've been warned!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013
Painted Veil by R.L.Peverell reviews
AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 229 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Third Watch by uncer giedd geador reviews
Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Fool For Love by HamsterCastiel reviews
Fili breathed in. Then breathed out. And growled, tugging Kili closer with an irritated expression on his face. "You are a terrible, terrible being, Kili." He had tried, Mahal forgive him, he really had.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
How to shock a king by JuuChanStar reviews
Bilbo has failed to tell Thorin something very important about his heritage. Now he has no choice. WARNINGS: MPREG and FILI/KILI...please give it a chance at least. This is AU, set after the battle and no one dies. RATING HAS CHANGED TO M!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Abnormality by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Adventuring by fakeasain56 reviews
Bungo Baggins has always encouraged his son to go adventuring.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Sweet Nothing by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Mechs changed. And while Inferno promised to do so, Red Alert already had. (Red AlertxInferno, Red AlertxBluestreak)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Red Alert, Bluestreak - Complete
What's Left of Me by Kurohane Ookami reviews
He had always been alone, always taken care of himself. Why would anything change now? M for language and violence.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,917 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Customary by An Odd Ducky reviews
Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Penance by SilverRayan reviews
Swindle feels terribly guilty for betraying his brothers. He overhears them grumbling about how much their youngest has cost them. When a discussion about ways he could make up the debt comes up Swindle takes to spark the idea to sell the only thing he has left: his body. And at this point he will do anyting to earn forgiveness... Dubcon, Swindle/Multi
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Swindle - Complete
Silent Footsteps by fakeasain56 reviews
We all know Hobbits can be very quiet when they want but what if Hobbits were just naturally quiet. Even without trying they can go unnoticed. So, 5 times Bilbo accidentally scared the crap out of someone in The Company.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Never Assume by mcangel1976 reviews
It seems that people are starting to assume things about Haruhi's love life. Instead of asking questions and getting answers, hosts decide they are in the know with a few whispered words and a couple of secret meetings. What is the truth? Hijinx will ensue before the truth comes out. Is Haruhi dating Hunny? What do Tamaki, Chika, and the twins have to do with this? Read to see.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,265 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Mama Can I Be by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Its an age old question, even in Middle-Earth! A child questioning their parents over what they can/want to be when they're all grown up. Bagginshield, with Fem!Bilbo. Very fluffy and cute! Please enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Not Easily Broken by wickedlfairy17 reviews
How different would it have been for Bella if she had been a bit more special than a 'normal girl', how would Edward react to her past? I thought I'd give this 'Bella is Harry Potter's twin' prompt a shot lol
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Harry P., Bella
Ancalagon Baggins by fakeasain56 reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Third Party, Fire, and Theft by Retrolex reviews
It's a good thing the Autobots don't pay Ratchet overtime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ratchet - Complete
Electric Pancake Starship Go-Go Boots by Retrolex reviews
Three Neutrals celebrate the start of their space adventures by naming the ship. OC-based.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013
After the Dust Settles by bgtea reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Thirteen Month Old Baby, Broke the Looking Glass by littleblackdog reviews
The reason Bilbo is single at age fifty isn't because he is a confirmed bachelor; he would want nothing more than to settle down himself. Bilbo is cursed. Every time a romantic partner shows up he/she get into near-death situations until they break it off with Bilbo. But then Thorin steps in, determined to break this curse. Happy ending AU, Thorin/Bilbo romance.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Chaos of Love by renegadewriter8 reviews
The Prompt: "Implications of Steve/Natasha with jealous Clint until she tells him that look, there's nothing going on. Love if Steve is oblivious." T because I'm paranoid
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Cocoon by shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo dances, and unknowingly entrances, for a prompt on the hobbit kink meme. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili, Dwalin/Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
The Jester by Thalanee reviews
Jazz, an entertainer at the Lord Prime's court, has fallen in love with Prowl, Prince of Praxus and adopted creation of the Lord Prime. But will they be allowed to be together? A Transformers Fairytale.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,230 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Disciplinary Actions by padawanjinx reviews
Never screw with a Praxian. Especially one that has been granted leniency to incorporate "human corrective measures." The Autobots are about to learn this valuable lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Movie Magic by The Emcee reviews
Thorin escaped to his study a few hours ago in order to work in as much peace and quiet as he could. But when he realized that he hadn't heard any laughing or yelling or anything at all, he began to worry and set out to investigate. What he found made his draw drop open.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
How to Handle Your Warg - A Handbook By Bilbo Baggins by Jhaia reviews
Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Who Am I? by Oni Mathier reviews
What makes an individual who they are? Is it what is on the inside or what is on the outside…or perhaps somewhere in between? Prowl is about to find out, whether he wants to or not. Crack ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Prowl, Ratchet
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 4,999 - Follows: 1,537 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Crystal Clear by Ferowyn reviews
After the BoFA Bilbo receives only mistrust and decides to leave Erebor. However, he does not know yet that he will be forced to return rather soon.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
His Place by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bofur has an argument with Thorin regarding a certain member of the company. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Bofur, Thorin - Complete
Orns of a tactician by silberstreif reviews
Prowl is logical, loyal and lonely. Most see in him an emotionless tactician, who does not feel anything as he sends soldiers to their death. Jazz may discover that there is more to the SIC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
A Day With Mr Baggins by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Bilbo Baggins had finally admitted defeat when it came to understanding the peculiar behaviors of dwarves. Friendship, feelings, and an extra helping of AU.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Desperate Measures by Neocolai reviews
Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Reckless Loyalty of the Line of Durin by justalotoffeelings reviews
Loyalty, honour, a willing heart, he'd told Balin. It was clear to Thorin that his nephews had enough of the former for the whole company. (a.k.a. Kili is an idiot and Fili is an idiot and Thorin despairs of the Line of Durin ever surviving)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Our Bunny, Our Hobbit by Rosa Cotton reviews
Really, one would suspect from the dwarves' behavior that they were displeased over the loss of a precious jewel rather than Master Beorn's tendency to cuddle their burglar! Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Our Hobbit by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
It's A Game by Thalanee reviews
A collection of JAzzxProwl stories belonging in the same verse as "War Is But A Game" from the September Challenge at the prowlxjazz community. Chapter 3: Want to find out what Jazz will do, if someone touches his Prowl? Pure crack...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Berth Snatcher by Kathrine reviews
Prowl is certain that Jazz has his own berth. Why he seems to prefer his is absolutely baffling. OR Five times Jazz ends up in Prowl's berth and one time he doesn't .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
If a Man's Best Friend is a Dog, What's a Hobbit's? by Rikkamaru reviews
Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 274 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Mortals and Svartalheim by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 545 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Keep The Hobbit Away From Dwarf Beer by yaoigirl22 reviews
"...Should I poke him?"
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Six Epiphanies by littleblackdog reviews
Six birthdays of Sherlock Holmes: 1985, 1987, 2006, 2013, 2014, & 2035. John/Sherlock romance, and Sherlock & Mycroft brotherly bond. Contains mentions of adultery, drug use, and sex toys.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Real Burglar by thetravelinglemon reviews
'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Nevermore by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFP: He never saw it coming; a chance to feel something for another again, a chance to let someone feel for him. Will he open up for this one and experience true joy, or will it all end poorly, as it often does? Sequel to "The Visitor". ShockwaveXRed Alert M for obvious reasons later on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
Many Shades of Black by Moonofwinds reviews
Jazz finds an Enforcer in the ruins of Praxus. Even though Enforcers are the lackeys of Megatron he stays with the mech so that he won't deactivate alone. Except the mech doesn't die. Eventual J/P. Shades Verse. (Trigger warnings for chapter 7).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
House of Took by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Internet Dating by Molten-Ashes reviews
Teletraan-1 and Nemesis have fun in the World Wide Web
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Teletraan 1 - Complete
Like The Father by clawswrites reviews
AU. Bilbo is the son of Radagast the Brown, which explains the reason why animals seemed to have taken a liking to the hobbit. By the end of the fic, there is undeniable Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Of Ivy and Coriander by Eckersley reviews
Flowers are pretty damn symbolic for hobbits. And there's not enough dominant!Bilbo in this fandom. One-shot, rated T for safety, please don't shoot me for corny ideas.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 209 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Dwarf Hunting by Gratiae reviews
"Losing a game is heartbreaking. Losing your sense of excellence or worth is a tragedy." - Joe Paterno
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Late at Night I Shall Seek Comfort by Resacon1990 reviews
Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Hogmany Haggis Hunting by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Sideswipe is stuck up a tree, with a nest of Adders slithering around underneath it. Jazz is too busy laughing at him to be of any use and Optimus has been through a sparring match with a few Red Deer..." Ahh, the dangers of the Scottish Highlands...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Prowl - Complete
Power in Words by Rikkamaru reviews
Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
A World Gone Crazy by Thalanee reviews
A collection of drabbles, short stories and arcs, belonging with some written in an AU for the prowlxjazz-challenge. Chapter 2: There's a reason Jazz wanted Prowl to learn about creative ways in self- defense
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Blast It All by Triola reviews
In which Gandalf finds a cave, the Dwarves show some skin, Thorin is annoying, and Bilbo curses the world. Bagginshield. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Shovel talk by Ferowyn reviews
Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. Cue 12 Dwarves giving Bilbo the shovel talk
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 11,160 - Follows: 3,331 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Candy Canes by The Emcee reviews
What was Thorin supposed to do when Bilbo just whipped out that candy cane and began sucking on it halfway through the movie? College AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Turn Me On by Speedstreek360 reviews
Jazz is in his heat-cycle and who else can help him out better than his favorite Cyber-ninja? Set in TFA!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Bilbo's Hair by FrozenSapphire66 reviews
Through various events concerning his stray mess of outgrowing curls Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and much more included – in the culture of the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Unwanted Excitement by Gratiae reviews
Fíli and Kíli give their Uncle Thorin quite the fright. One-Shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Debriefing the Boxers by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanov go on a fact finding mission to find out the age old question: boxers or briefs? One shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Broken and Healed by Tracey4t reviews
Haruhi is in an abusive marrige when the host club reenters her life and tries to save her. WARNING: Contiains some violance and some adult situations.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 105,584 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Of Mead, Rights, and Sleep by Norah Rose reviews
Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Having Everything yet Nothing by to the bitter end reviews
Tony, emotions, and SHIELD have always had a complicated relationship, stemming from his mutation and nonexistent childhood. His story isn't a happy one, but it's the only one he's gonna get. IronWidow friendship, mentions of slash. Rating changed for language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Linked In by junebug1234 reviews
Challenge: Write the team reading/seeing Tony's experience in Oceanbreeze7's story Merchant of Death. Tony had hidden depths to him, and the team finally come to see that.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Ancient by fakeasain56 reviews
She came to this ancient training ground expecting deadliness. She got a song instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Bunnymund - Complete
Dawn of Freedom by Nikkie2010 reviews
G1:Every story has a beginning. Some are humble, others are hell. His was both. Wheeljack origin story , based on DragonDancer5150's Designation 24601 Wheeljack's history Please note: Wheeljack name is Slipgear in the first story. It will change later. Rating for abuse, language. Will change later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Cold Spark by Sideslip reviews
Prowl and Jazz have bonded but their relationship is far from perfect.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
The Secrets We Hide by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Tony is hiding more secrets than the Avengers ever thought possible.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 630 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Baby on board! by XspriteyX reviews
This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,893 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Of Lambos and Seekers by Daenerys Starcatcher reviews
Shameless PWP, sticky, cracktastic, and canonically a fragged up mess but that's okay! Chapter 16 is up! Now part of the Twins and Trine series. The story lives, guys!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 147,537 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Starscream, Sideswipe
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
My Brother by Browniesarethebest reviews
Red X has been unmasked, and a secret of Robin's has been revealed...There seriously aren't enough Jason-Todd-is-Red-X stories out there so I decided to write one. Don't think Red X is Jason Todd? Then don't read! Three-shot!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Robin - Complete
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 507 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 226 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The Sailing Stones of Racetrack Playa by femme4jack reviews
"Maybe the rocks are alive, but get shy when people are around," Miles suggested a week later, when all of the perfect conditions had been met, including the presence of thin collars of ice around many of the rocks. Not one of the rocks had yet moved.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Beachcomber, Miles L. - Complete
Fly Until the Last Piece Stops Spinning by CasusFere reviews
28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Vortex
Trouble by Molten-Ashes reviews
Alpha Trion growled lowly, before continuing on his way with a deep frown muttering to himself, "This guard will be more trouble than he is worth!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Alpha Trion, Smokescreen - Complete
Proving Ground Redux by Alathea2 reviews
Several months after the humans soldiers have proven their abilities on the battlefield Prowl, Bluestreak, Mirage and Hound arrive on Earth. None of the new arrivals believe the humans should be allowed to participate on the battlefield. Can the humans prove themselves a second time? A sequel to Proving Ground.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,002 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Complete
Starkness by Runaway Deviant reviews
Because who needs the Avengers when you're Tony Stark? AU; Tony is kind of a villain with a strict "no-kill" policy and absolutely no reason for being "evil" except that being a hero is boring and SO last century.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,957 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
How long, since? by Lohis reviews
The battle for Cybertron and the scavenging of energon had ended and peace had returned to the home planet. Now, after countless of millenniums, Ratchet is finding trouble adjusting to his life in one of the apartments of a new suburban area of rebuilt Iacon. A small one shot I needed to get out of my head. Melancholy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Starscream's Animated Adventure by NovaBlastTF reviews
One of Wheeljack's inventions has blown up again and Starscream was caught in it, but no worries the Autobots are always there to help. Wait, who the slag are these bots claiming to be Autobots? Oh the seeker was going to have fun with these guys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Starscream - Complete
Revelation by sick-atxxheart reviews
As Tony's trust in his team grows, he tells them one by one the truth about the most fragile part of himself - the arc reactor sitting in his chest. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 443 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Crystal Diner by Camfield reviews
Mysterious disappearances, mechs coming up dead? The only thing Jazz really knows is that that waitress is smoking hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Age Play by LaylaBinx reviews
Tony and the others discover some shocking news regarding their Captain. Rated for Tony's mouth :p
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 267 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Double Trouble in Red and Yellow by Katea-Nui reviews
One of Wheeljack's secret weapons goes awry, and the Seekers find themselves in a situation they never quite expected... Parenthood. Rating may change, but probably not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,926 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sunstreaker, Skywarp
Little Brother by baichan reviews
Red-x has no mask and the supposedly 'stolen' item is right in front of him. Red-x turns and - "Jason?"
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Robin, Red-X - Complete
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 253,583 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
Ya'aburnee by femme4jack reviews
Ya'aburnee - an Arabic word meaning the hope that one will die before a loved one because it would be too painful to live without them. Ficlet written for the LJ ProwlxJazz anniversary challenge 2012.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Home Is Where The Hatchet Is by Katea-Nui reviews
Starting from when Sunny and Sides first join the Ark's crew. Future Twins/Ratchet. Minor pairings on the side. pr0nz and slashing. You have been warned. Don't like, don't read. CHAPTER 11 NOW UP!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet
Snips and Snaps by femme4jack reviews
Snippets and Ficlets from a recent LJ/DW Meme, all related or continuing various stories I have written that friends were kind enough to prompt me on. Story-verses include Femme, For the Beauty of the Earth, Spider Web Infestations and Other Oddities on the Ark, I Am, Aegis and A Sticky Situation. Rated G-M
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Wheeljack, Jazz - Complete
A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 306 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
I Think It's Going to Rain Today by akisawana reviews
It's starting to get scary, how well the Aerialbots are adjusting to being human. The same cannot be said of the Seekers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,493 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Silverbolt, Starscream - Complete
Her Passionate Road Home by Villainous Nonsense reviews
It's been 10 years since she's last seen the transformers, and 20 years since she last spoke to him. Now Alexis is married to an unfaithful Rad longing for days gone by. What happens when she finds Starscream again? What happens if he remembers what they had?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 208,960 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Racing Toward The Dawn by Thalanee reviews
Written for the Anniversary Challenge of the ProwlxJazz community on lj. Same 'verse as "Research of the Murderous Kind". Once again Jazz, crime writer extraordinaire, puts his favourite muse's patience to the test and gains the expected results from the enforcer. Implied future JazzxProwl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Just This Once by fluting-through-life reviews
Starscream has been left behind by his faction with no hope of making it back to his base. But a certain Autobot leader takes pity on him and lends him a helping servo... in more ways than one. Happy sticky slash. Don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,895 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 311 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Jazz's Terrible Vacation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Full Title: Jazz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vacation. In which vacations are supposed to be relaxing, but Jazz somehow missed that memo. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 310 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
A Hundred Choices in One by Alathea2 reviews
All of his choices lead him to this point and every choice went back to the moment he had the Autobot insignia branded on his frame. With that commitment he had made a promise and that promise now only left him with one choice. A tribute to Jazz and the sacrifice he made at Mission City. Please read the note at the beginning of the story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Fifty Dollar Data Plan by Retrolex reviews
Time to upgrade that data plan, Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Carly W.
When You're Gone by BooLoo2 reviews
They hated him. They hated him because he was who he was and that he was where he was because of it. Yes, they hated Prowl. That was, until he was gone. Mentions of slash, violence and death. Slight AU. Prowl glorifying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Kiss of Language by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Proving Ground by Alathea2 reviews
Takes place only months following TF1. The humans may have helped take out some of the Cons in Mission City, but they are still far to fragile and far to inexperienced to be much help in fighting the Decepticons on Earth. Or are they? Time to find out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Tentacle Snuggles by Thornwitch reviews
After accidental exposure to Seeker pharmaceuticals. Soundwave gets cuddly with a captured Autobot. Jazz is totally going to use this as blackmail material. Humor/Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Secret by TilltheMorningLight reviews
Starscream's never been the most perceptive mech. /Rating will go up as the story goes on/ slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Cycling Chaos by Gimme-Chan reviews
New Chapter is up! On Cybertron, different builds have different mating cycles. After being in status so long and given the differnce of Earth to Cybertron, all the cycles are thrown off and are overlapping. PxJ!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Coulson is a Father by fakeasain56 reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Taste For Security by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Ratchet fixed Red Alert, but the side effects took some getting used to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Red Alert - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Darkest Before the Dawn by SeekerLuna reviews
A year has passed since the birth of the sparklings and things have finally settled down. Things are not as they seem however as nightmares plague Aquafire and force her to continue sessions with Smokescreen. When the past suddenly meets the present, bonds and trust will be tested and pushed to the absolute limit. Can love truly overcome all obstacles? More inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
It's All in the Mind by inukagome15 reviews
Part 1 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Fill for a prompt. Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony...is just fooling himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hidden Panther, Stalking Telepath by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
A strange panther cub has appeared on Jungle Planet, a Scrapmetal is only steps behind the Decepticons on Speed Planet, and a familar figure keeps appearing near the Decepticons and Starscream feels drawn to it. Sequal to White is Pure But So Is Silence
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
It was you by Ordis reviews
Jane gets hit by a car. She has a vague memory of a rescue, a couch and talking but she was taken to hospital so it was a dream, right? Until, at her wedding feast, a certain supervillain shows up and she *knows* that voice. Written for Norsekink.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 9,780 - Follows: 4,814 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by Seito reviews
When you were trained as an assassin at a tender young age, those skills tend to follow you for life. It was easy to kill a fly in midair with a butter knife without looking, imagine fifty seven ways to kill a man or pick a lock. So breaking out a terrorists' jail is as easy as pie for Tony. It's fun to mess with his teammates too. "So why are you naked?" R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 424 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Grab It By The Horns by Mercedes Wolfcry reviews
I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe Don't copy to another site.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 270,475 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 222 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 368 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Imprinting by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Between Cybertronians it's most commonly referred to as Sparkmates, like Ironhide and Ratchet. Between a Cybertronian and an organic it is called imprinting. Bumblebee imprints on Sam, and Barricade, imprints on Sam's friend, Miles. Will be mechxhuman! (marking as complete because it's on possibly permanent hiatus)
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,778 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Miles L., Sam W. - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Need You Want You Hate You Love You by Katsuko1978 reviews
They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream
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Spectral Frequencies reviews
One-shots about Soundwave and co. Other characters will appear too, though. Most of these are humorous! Little pick-me-ups.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 67,830 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Frenzy, Ravage, Rumble, Soundwave
The Iron Hills are Where? reviews
Bilbo wonders about a few things to do with the Iron Hills being even further east than Erebor. Same Universe as "An Overlooked Question"
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Bilbo B., Balin, Dain - Complete
Murdered reviews
Life is weird.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Complete
Jumping in Head First reviews
Steve jumps in to things head first one too many times and Darcy decides to take action.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
The Strange Adventures of Sheila the Decepticon Swim Instructor reviews
Ravage starts swimming, Frenzy take photos, and suddenly Megatron think that having someone teach the Decepticons how to swim is a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Buzzsaw, Rumble, Soundwave, OC
Hail Someone-Other-Than-HYDRA reviews
Darcy's attacked (more like chased) and then subsequently saved (yay) and as she and her rescuer contemplate the aftermath, Darcy has a thought (an awesome thought).
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
A Series of Unusual Events reviews
Spiderman had only seen Deadpool on a few occasions until this point. Maybe five. Or… seven. Less than ten, tops. All of them were… memorable. To say the least.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Complete
Studying with Superheroes reviews
Darcy is taking biology so she feels more useful. She has help.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
The Flower of Possibility reviews
In the movie, Groot gives a girl a flower on Knowhere. This is one of her possible reactions to that, as well as some of her possible background.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Groot - Complete
An Overlooked Question reviews
Bilbo is on an adventure! He's off to help the dwarves reclaim their home from the mighty Smaug! He just... has a question about that that nobody could have anticipated. Same Universe as "The Iron Hills are Where?"
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Bofur - Complete
The Bi-Pedal Dilemma reviews
During a battle Sideswipe accidentally causes Wheeljack's latest (previously untested) inventions to go off and Ravage is caught in the blast.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014
Post-Mortem Sally reviews
Blueward Bound Sequel. How do you tell someone's parents their daughter is dead?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - OC - Complete
Cognibots reviews
Complete crack fic. Was reading about combiners and thought it'd be hilarious if there was an all femme combiner. Femmes are all OCs, didn't want to destroy any cannon characters. Details on their names at end.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Sideswipe, Superion, OC - Complete
Blueward Bound reviews
A college student's friend steals her car, and the next day she finds out it's been replaced by an extraterrestrial being. Now she's doing her best to get him to his comrades.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - OC - Complete
A Seeker's Song reviews
This isn't really a fic, it's more of a song/poem I came up with while daydreaming in school. I was thinking about what the seekers would sing to their sparklings, or just sing randomly, and this is the end result.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Complete