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Joined 04-22-13, id: 4681829
Author has written 2 stories for Smallville.
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How Lucky He Is by SkyeRose reviews
Out of everyone on base, he was the one who could make her blush. He was the one who made her nose scrunch when she tried not to smile. His was the arm she allowed to support her's.-Set early season one in a little retrospective on how Sam feels being "the girl" and how everyone in the SGC really sees her. SamJack, twoshot
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/21 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Sweets by JaiSpade reviews
Who knew candy could be so dangerous? Or alluring? Well, it is Smallville after all.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Let the Games Begin by phoebenpiper reviews
The Minister's last-minute order forces the ARC staff to stay in London & work during the Olympic Games, despite assorted housing and personal issues. A sequel to "Bend It Like Becker" though you don't need to have read it. Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt, & Lester. COMPLETE! Last two chapters posted!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 135,447 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Jess P., Becker, Matt A., Emily - Complete
Thieves, Spies, and Accidental Allies by ellabellbee reviews
In order for the Leverage Team to get justice for a client, they must infiltrate Stark Tower. Things end up more complicated than they originally planned. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Nathan F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
WWTAD? (What Would The Ancients Do?) by aadarshinah reviews
It starts with a single sheet of paper taped to the locker room door... (General Spoilers for SG1 and SGA)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2012 - D. Jackson, S. Carter/Sam - Complete
Miniature Golf by Susan M. M reviews
"Two middle-aged men met at a miniature golf course in the middle of nowhere." SPOILERS for the season finale of Leverage.
Crossover - Leverage & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nathan F., Nick F. - Complete
Dial It Up! by Kitiara Raistlin reviews
SG-1 has trouble finding a planet that meets with Jack's criteria.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
I'm Not! by BiteMeTechie reviews
Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman. Winner of two Isis Awards. REVISED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 6/12/2006 - [Rodney M., Laura C.] - Complete
Clark 2 Point 0 by Lynn S M reviews
Clark is angsting over how to tell Jimmy about himself. When Clark rejects all of Lois' serious suggestions, she comes up with a humorous one.
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Murphy's Law by Jen-NCIS-Lover reviews
"If anything can go wrong, it will" is a law the Atlantis Expedition have learnt to live by. So why not create their own list of laws for Atlantis Life including "McKay's Laws of Fools", "Zelenka's Law of Handling McKay", and much more!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Of Green Couches and Bat Signals by BlindingFirefly reviews
Whether Sam knows it or not, Jack is always finding little ways to take care of her. Like, when finding a convenient place to nap becomes a problem. Luckily, the base personnel usually follows his lead, and even finds a way to help out from time to time.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
It's Time to Come Home by emmylouuwho reviews
10.08 Daniel convinces Vala to come home. Daniel/Vala.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Sharing by JolinarJackson reviews
A fanfic series about what the team's doing and talking about when they're sharing tents during missions ... Chapter 11: Sam and Janet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Hinky Stuff In Pakistan by pdljmpr6 reviews
Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ronon D., Eliot S. - Complete
Extraordinarily Ordinary by BlueSuedeShoes reviews
A car accident? It was an insultingly mundane way for Chloe to end up in the hospital.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
The Pro and Con Job by Cathartes reviews
There are men behind her, and dogs.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Parker - Complete
Small Town, Smaller World by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Something about the strange group in Cafe Diem was setting off all of Jack's danger instincts.
Crossover - Eureka & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jack C., Eliot S. - Complete
Some Explorers Just Can't Hold Their Alcohol by CountryPixie reviews
When the team attend a banquet in their honor, the toasts are more than some members can handle. D/V, but the rest of the gang is definitely there.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
How Jennifer Made the First Move by toosweet reviews
The different ways Jennifer might have told Rodney "I love you".
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 116,649 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Jennifer K., Rodney M.
Tip of the Iceberg by sundroptea reviews
When Clark agrees to see a drunken Lois safely home in Committed, he has no idea of what he's getting himself into.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
All In by Tarafina reviews
She expected to be kiss; anticipated it even... :Sequel to When Right Began - Chloe/Bart:
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bart A./Impulse, Chloe S. - Complete
Fun and Guns by cresmoon reviews
Castle invites Beckett to his book launch party. Flirtation, banter, and UST ensue a.k.a. fluff, fluff, fluff . Be warned, there is a tad bit of raunchiness implied but nothing specific or graphic.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Worst Stargate Fanfic Ever by mudstalker reviews
What if you could take every Stargate idiom and put it into a page or less? It's pretty impossible, but I tried. Note: this is the edited version. I'm sorry for the confusion of the first upload; it didn't load quite right. I hope this is more readable
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Pride Restored by Backstepkisses reviews
Post-Bride. Clark wants to end the awkwardness between Lois and him, but it doesn't turn out how he expected.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Muffins, They're Not Just for Breakfast by spacegypsy1 reviews
D/V. S/J. Sam/Daniel friendship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Stand In by deews reviews
The evil Weather Boy looks annoyed. 'You're the new Lana, Lois. Deal with it.'
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
When the Snitch Didn't Snitch by DSDragon reviews
Lois learns that even Bobby Bigmouth can keep a secret.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
The Consequences of a Stakeout by mistyfur reviews
Lois gets mad at Clark for ruining a story and takes out her anger at him in front of everyone at the Daily Planet. What will Clark do? Written for Princess Destiny's 'One Hour Challenges'.
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Snow White SGC Style! by Sarah74656 reviews
Yet another fairytale parody! Hopefully you're not feeling bored of them just yet...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Just A Little Experiment by Wendymr reviews
Clark's alone at home, minding his own business... until Lois bursts in and demands that he kiss her. What's going on?
Lois and Clark - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2005
The Dark Side of Christmas by Wendymr reviews
Lois hates Christmas with a vengeance. Even more so this year, since her partner is off schmoozing with none other than Mayson Drake. She so does NOT want to go to a costume ball... but she's totally unprepared for what or rather, WHO she finds there...
Lois and Clark - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2005
Like a Brother by Wendymr reviews
It's Christmas in Metropolis, and Lois is all alone... again. Can a chance encounter give her a happy Christmas after all?
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2002
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Disclosure reviews
In which Lois figures out Clark's secret (in a rather unconventional manner). Or, a recounting of how Lois integrates herself into the Justice League.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Shower Talk reviews
Lois has no concept of personal space and gets more than she bargained for as a result.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete