Alunaer Bellringer
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Joined 10-10-03, id: 468277

"My sanity left me because it could tell where it's not wanted."

I'm geeky. I'm freaky. And I'm not really here anymore.

NEWS (like anyone wants to know what this crazy bitch does with her time):

I have officially put The Psychotic Sister of the Captain ON HIATUS. Most likely none of you remember it, but it's now undergoing a major, MAJOR makeover not unlike the magnitude of a reality TV show. Not in that manner, but it's being utterly redone. New title and EVERYTHING.

Now how about the stupid crap that no one likes but reads because they have abso-frickin-lutely nothing better to do?

A.B.O.U.T. Her name is Alu. Actually a redhead, although she looks brunette. Her eyes are nearly black. Alunaer is also around five-foot-two. That is the truth. All hail Her Royal Shortness.

A.M.O.U.R. Musicals, meh glompbunny bishies, Phantom of the Opera (musical and books, though I like the French version of the original plus mieux), Les Miserables (book and musical), running as fast as I can away from it all, Nightwish, icy cold, water, fire

D.E.T.E.S.T.E. Egomaniacs, most everybody in my family, my school


We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I’ll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If you be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may ever be

The Child will be born again
That siren carried him to me
First of them true loves
Singing on the shoulders of an angel
Without care for love n loss

Bring me home or leave me be
My love in the dark heart of the night
I have lost the path before me
The one behind will lead me

Take me
Cure me
Kill me
Bring me home
Every way
Every day
Just another loop in the hangman’s noose

Take me, cure me, kill me, bring me home
Every way, every day
I keep on watching us sleep

Relive the old sin of Adam and Eve
Of you and me
Forgive the adoring beast

Redeem me into childhood
Show me myself without the shell
Like the advent of May
I’ll be there when you say
Time to never hold our love

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
You were the one to cut me
So I’ll bleed forever...

"GHOST LOVE SCORE" by Nightwish

This is the Erikyest song EVER. Listen to it. C'est tres belle, en vérité

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Zelda's Trial by Aeris Deathscythe reviews
Chapter 17 16 up! Link has died and Zelda sets out to find an antidote to the mysterious poison that killed him and resurrect him. See Bio for the Zeik Revolution.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,843 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/23/2001 - Link, Zelda
Sages of Stupidity, Shenanigans, and Chicanery by TempleMaster17 reviews
Check out the totally revamped Sages. The same old randomness, but with a bold new flavor! And none of that silly self insertion stuff this time, I promise!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/29/2001
Gypsy by sawyerzelda reviews
even though its called gypsy, its a pirate story! when Princess Zelda is kidnapped by pirates, both her fiance and a gypsy named Link set off to save her! But the captain isn't eager to give her upfor more than one reason. and she might not want to leave
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,264 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
Someone Else's Story by Michelle Lancaster reviews
For seven years, she was Sheik. This is the story of her identity and destiny, and all she did to help save the world. Complete and reedited
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,579 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Envy by Tam Lynne reviews
Ficlet involving Meg angst and jealousy. Maybe not for the reasons one would think, though.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2004
Jean Prouvaire's Birthday by JenValjean24601 reviews
Jean Prouvaire recieves two hundred francs for his birthday, and he decides to spend most of it on a young prostitute named Eva.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Bahorel - Complete
The Destined by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
In the distant future, Hyrule is withering under the tyrannical rule of Ganondorf, and a thief named Zelda and a mercenary named Link are the only people who can save it. First they must learn to embrace their destinies - and each other. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,799 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
Mizzies at the Park by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! My Mizzies decide they want to come with me to the park... but they aren't clear as to what kind of park I'm going to. Everyone is OOC and the bishop rides a llama.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Bahorel, Javert - Complete
Harry Potter Gone Wrong! by MorganShadow reviews
The REAL Chapter Eight IS NOW UP! ALTOIDS FOR EVERYONE! The results are now open to the public, after a long and anticipated wait! Our poor switched heroes now have to deal with dog slobber, turkey bacon and MORE! READ ON! Rated to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
The Idiots of Ocarina of Time by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Sometimes people aren't all that they seem. The sages are no exception.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003
Who Am I? by AMarguerite reviews
A Les Mis Phantom of the Opera crossover that is pure insanity. Cosette is mistaken for Christine, Christine is mistaken for Cosette, and the first bassoon screams about the apocalypse.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
The Strange Crossover Dating Show by AMarguerite reviews
Well... it was bound to happen sometime. I'm sure all of you have always wondered what would happen if The Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, and the Scarlet Pimpernel were all smushed together... on a dating show. Now you can find out. Heh.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Who Dunnit? by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
The Les Miserables version of "Clue!" Eponine, Marius, Cosette, Gavroche, Enjolras, Fantine, Thenardier, Valjean and our very own sideburn-loving Javert team up to discover... who killed the bishop?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 2 by SoLongPancho reviews
Good-bye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003
The Diary of a Misunderstood Policeman by s n o g g i n g withdrawal reviews
Javert is not the hard-hearted soul he is always seen as. In fact, he is a kindly old man who has self-esteem issues and a foot fetish...CHAPTER 3: MUST NOT KILL GAMIN...
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/2/2004
Spirit of the Desert by Weegie reviews
This story chronicles the story of Nabooru and her rise in power among the Gerudo tribe. A sort of intimate biography of the Sage of Spirit.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,627 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 3/25/2003
Sabriel, Lirael, and a Sheep by Dark Mage Chel reviews
o_o I've done it now. A sheep wakes Sabriel up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. Veeeery strange.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003
Go to Sleep, Hero by Startide Risen reviews
Disguised as Sheik, Zelda goes to meet Link after his defeat of the Fire Temple. A peek into her psyche.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
Retitled Songs from Les Miserables by meganphntmgrl reviews
You've seen the Phantom and Jekyll and Hyde versions- now, see the Mizzie edition! REVISED: Now includes Drink With Me and a better Heart Full of Love.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
The Legend of Zelda: Elves in Tights by Evenstar2 reviews
Link and Zelda have just met. Will Link risk his life to save his new kleptomanic friend?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 12/6/2003
The Legend of Zelda: The Moose of Evil by Hylian Kid reviews
Ganon and Link ask for Zelda's help. And Hylian Kid's new sidekick? What am I thinking? Chapter 3 up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003
The Legend of Zelda: Seven Feelings by Pinguicha reviews
Only seven feelings can save the land of Hyrule. Can Link stop Ganon this time? LinkZelda My 1st Zelda fic, please RR EPILOGUE UP!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,844 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Complete
Bite Me, Bambi by Lord Gargoyle reviews
The really really bad, english-class-memeber endorsed version of A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM. Terribly terrible, reveiws appreciated. PG for a bit of language, just a bit. A4S2 FINALLY HERE!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Legacy by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Erik's last moments.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Erik - Complete
Miracles Should Happen by sawyerzelda reviews
To be frank, this story sucks. But it's one of those boo-hoo ers about Link, the pathetic peasant, and Zelda, the um...Princess. Read it if you want. Chapters are annoyinly short, I know.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,766 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Dark Lord and The Dark King by sawyerzelda reviews
DONE my weirdest fic; 1st potter 1. 6th yr at hogwarts 4 harry, 2 new teachers. who r they? LINK AND ZELDA! 4 those who like legend of zelda harry potter (and a weird twist) read this! but dont feel obliged plz r&r! SEE SEQUEL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,723 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003
And The Survey Says by BrokenAndDiscarded reviews
The characters of Zelda fill out an email survey! I know this has been done before but I couldn't help myself, it was too fun! Chap 6: Nabooru. R&R please!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002
EXAMS! by Phantom-Erik reviews
This is a mental little story about smashers going to school. I know school is a common subject, but this one includes (boom) DESKS, and WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2003
We're In Hyrule, stupid! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five friends go through a portal to Hyrule! A touching story of rabid dogs, teletubbies, Ruto and Sheik abuse, and Link being smacked around by boulders. Humor, drama, romance, action, adventure... even poetry! [like one] What else could you ask for? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
Meg's Diary by Tam Lynne reviews
With the Opera House in chaos, Meg Giry searches for . . . a little privacy?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
CATASTROPHEor Modern Technology in Hyrule by Rinaidran Warrior reviews
AHAHAHAHAH! COMPLETELY INSANE! Check out the Zelda character's email inboxes, from ads to love notes!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2003
A Midwinter's Daydream by Headless Fruit Bat reviews
What would happen if the character's from Midsummer Night's Dream were in my English class?
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2003
The Journal of Marth by Tactics Ninja reviews
Everybody's favorite swordsman reveals his deepest thoughts to the world. Thoughts on Bowser, Pokémon, and why Hylians are so dang good at Poker.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 12/19/2002
The Game that Never Made It by Blossom J. Waters reviews
Impa's scary, Link's dumb, and Zelda's... just.. weird. R/R! =P
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2002
A Tale of Seven Years by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
It's been done before, but never like this. Told from Zelda's perspective, it is a story of a young girl's flight from evil, her growth within forced sanctuary, and the ultimate horror of loss of identity. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
Everyone Loves The Hat! by M2 the Mewtwo Guru reviews
Mario lost his hat. Luigi wants pudding. Pikachu is drunk. What's wrong with Donkey Kong, and Mewtwo wants to go to the moon??
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2002
Figures in the Darkness by nagami cabasa reviews
The girls visit Link in his tree house, and in the middle of the night!! Please read and review!! *COMPLETE SHORT STORY! ^__^!! Also my very first fic! Which means it sucks! XD*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
EvilOMatic 3000 by Galaxy Girl reviews
It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Gannondorf Falling Down the Stairs by Zelos reviews
Gannondorf falls down the stairs, nuff said. R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2001
The Author must be crazy by Girl-fascinated-by-voices reviews
Erik, Christine, and Raoul watching Pinky and the Brain? What is the Author on?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2001
Link and Tatl Buy a Fridge by Zeldakid555 reviews
Link and Tatl buy a new fridge! Please R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2001