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Joined 04-24-13, id: 4684601, Profile Updated: 06-12-20
Author has written 33 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Total Drama series, Fire Emblem, Fairy Tail, Gravity Falls, and Naruto.

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Voted most likely to be a dark and ancient god bound in mortal form.

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Tabu is a rather scatterbrained individual with a significant dependency on all things caffeinated and a particular knack for putting their foot in their mouth. Enjoys dancing, playing video games, coming up with stories they will most likely never get around to writing, and arts and crafts, and has a distinct distaste for sweets and being cold. May be selling their services out as a mercenary-for-hire in order to repay student loans; most definitely hella gay. Currently in a committed relationship with the void.

All Naruto fanfiction currently archived at shitty-ninja-brats.

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a memory stick full of myspace friends by straw8erries reviews
fake facebook dating: it's really cute, she swears —nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Magic under the Influence by Catwho reviews
Friends don't let friends drink and use magic, at least not without a permit! The courtship of Cana and Bacchus continues, with lots of inebriated shenanigans for your reading consumption. Cana's life will always be filled with love, laughter, and drinks. Lots and lots of drinks.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Cana A., Bacchus - Complete
Until We Meet Again by queencana reviews
After the Grand Magic Games, Cana dwells on her close brush with death & how she was saved by someone unlikely. However, she seems to possess two different memories of the occurrence and has trouble understanding why false images are clouding her mind- until a friend reveals that nothing is false- and that both she and her savior were a whole lost closer to death than she'd thought
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Cana A., Bacchus - Complete
The Fat and Pretty of Art School by Paper Lanterns And Yogurt reviews
We'll laugh and we'll sing (poorly) but whatever happens we're in it together babe. AU NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,300 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
hot & cold (and somewhere in between) by kitsykats reviews
a collection of unrelated raikim drabbles and one-shots. takes place throughout the series and beyond.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Kimiko, Raimundo
The Toilet Bowl by Grape Icies reviews
Called the toilet bowl because of the crap that will possibly be deposited in here that neither fits as drabble nor cohesive story. :) Ignore if you'd like. Multi-genred.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012
The Cana Conundrum by outcarnate reviews
She was an enigma; an impossible puzzle still waiting to be solved. And there was nothing he loved more than a challenge.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Cana A., Bacchus - Complete
Of Promises by amusetache reviews
When a pair of foreign riders arrive in Caer Pelyn over ten years after the end of the war, Saleh finds himself faced with questions he thought answered long ago. FE8.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Saleh - Complete
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All Strange Wonders reviews
"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something." — Unknown / A little-known fairy tale from the Land of Fire about a dragon princess looking for a cure for scale-rot, an elf on a journey to save his family, and a gardener who accidentally turned his mentor into a tortoise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 1/3/2018 - [Tenten, Neji H.]
on professional (mis)behavior reviews
They really shouldn't be doing this — not here or now, at least. But, then, he's really never been able to say no to her, has he? [a smutty nejiten pwp oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
infinitesimal reviews
adjective, "extremely small"; a miniature compendium of equally small stories — prompts currently accepted. mostly nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Like stars burning holes right through the dark reviews
There's a story here, she swears — just give her a moment or so to figure it out. (A NejiTen friends-with-benefits university AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
The Secret Life of Teachers reviews
Romance is a bit difficult to do when you spend a majority of your time within fifty feet of the object of your affections and somehow still don't quite understand that you're falling in love with them, if only because being a full-time high school teacher while taking graduate school courses takes precedence over everything else. A Nejiten high school teachers AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,199 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Neji H., Tenten]
i write sins (and that's about it) reviews
i am forcibly removed from the internet — a word-vomit collection of assorted nsfw shenanigan concerning all things nejiten (viewer discretion is advised).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Legacies reviews
"You are our Will of Fire — you are our love." Nejiten, of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.] OC - Complete
Great Expectations (Of A Certain Kind) reviews
Alternatively: "Road to Parenthood: Tenten and Neji". Nejiten, canon-divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
hypothétique reviews
(Tenten, Neji, and ten assorted thoughts on what-ifs and could-have-beens.) [Nejiten, canon-divergent.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
this is love reviews
on life, growing up, and the things that fall in between: one-hundred sentences of nejiten introspection, courtesy of the 100-prompts community on livejournal (table c). canon-compliant — mostly. [part iii/x]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Neji H., Tenten]
and the knives flocked together like birds in flight reviews
A collection of various NejiTen drabbles and vignettes and maybe a few prompt fills too, sometimes. Welcome to NejiTen Hell. This collection has been discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,781 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 10/27/2016 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
On Disasters and Distractions reviews
Disaster is almost certainly a guarantee when you've been given the task of seducing your own boyfriend as a way to distract him from potentially murdering his almost-future-brother-in-law. Almost. [Nejiten, background Naruhina.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
any way you want it (that's the way i need it) reviews
one hundred sentences of dirty nejiten things, courtesy of the 100-prompts community on livejournal. chapter 1/5 — ideas for au settings and kinks/scenarios currently being accepted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2017 - [Tenten, Neji H.]
drinks all around reviews
A series of Baccana one shots and ficlets that may-or-may-not be at all related. Cana, Bacchus, and, of course, enough drinks for everyone. And then some. Rated for alcohol and suggestive themes — discretion is advised.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Cana A., Bacchus
on stories left untold reviews
a compendium of incomplete nejiten wips that may never actually be completed (because this is a much better alternative than letting them collect dust on my hard drive where no one will see them)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
versus reviews
— on facing the world, growing up, and the things still yet to pass: a collection of pretentiously vague and mildly bittersweet headcanons and character-relationship studies.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2016
growing pains reviews
The summer is quickly nearing its end, and Pacifica feels strange in a way that she's fairly certain has nothing to do with hormones and adolescence; the apocalypse does have a way of messing with people, after all.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Reunion reviews
After the battle with the black mages of Avatar, Gray takes the opportunity for a proper reunion, and to apologize to Juvia. Contains mild spoilers for chapters 431 432.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2015
As Numerous as Grains of Rice reviews
A collection of assorted drabbles, ficlets, and vignettes with no particular order or sense of coherency, featuring the characters of "Xiaolin Showdown". Updated regularly.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Omi, Clay, Kimiko, Raimundo
you took the path of least resistance reviews
The story — or, as may be the case, stories — of Gray and Juvia, as told in fifty sentences, and in no particular order. Gruvia, complete.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Gray F., Juvia L. - Complete
written by the victors reviews
He's had much stranger experiences with pillow-talk than this, and with individuals far less wild than she. A one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Bacchus, Cana A. - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are reviews
The romance of Cana Alberona and Bacchus Groh certainly was an unlikely one, and filled with its fair share of of magical hijinks, intense battles, powerful mages, carefully guarded secrets, loyal friends, and, of course, more drinks than the average person could ever fathom. Then again, perhaps it was just as well, because this story is anything but average in the slightest.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Cana A., Bacchus
in which tensions are somewhat resolved reviews
A collection of suggestive and potentially NSFW drabbles and ficlets about Heather and Alejandro. Contains mature content — viewer discretion is advised.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
sangria reviews
Theirs is a dark world, full of dark people and darker desires, but perhaps that is as it should be, for only the victors may taste that sweetest of all ambrosias. Heather, Alejandro, and more than a drop of vampiric influence. On indefinite hiatus.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Heather, Alejandro
diablo divine reviews
"a Sanskrit alphabet / unholy apple tree / seven flowers." Alejandro, Noah, and a relationship that is entirely their own. Rated for mentions of mature themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Noah, Alejandro
Together on This Lonely March
A collection of drabbles and ficlets in no particular order spanning the various game-verses of the FE franchise.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
Before It Was Cool reviews
The life and times of a reclusive caffeine-addicted hipster of a writer and his tattoo artist boyfriend. Rated for language, sexual themes, and Duncan.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Noah, Duncan
The Epitome of Idiocy reviews
And as the saying goes, "Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind." Particularly so when strategy and the like are involved, apparently. Heather, Alejandro, and a decidedly different sort of competition. Alternate universe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Anthology reviews
A series of drabbles written for Doey Week 2013. Day III: Jail.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Duncan, Zoey
Total Drama Nonsense reviews
Yet another collection of drabbles, ficlets, and vignettes featuring the characters of television's best known reality show. Well, mostly Heather and Alejandro.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
The Waste Land reviews
In another time, it is the Heylin who claim victory over all, and the weary remnants of the Xiaolin order are left to watch as their world and their comrades fall into ruin and despair. Inspired by T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land" and associated texts.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013
In Their Hands reviews
He's seen hundreds of generations of monks in his lifetime, and yet Dojo can't help but think of them all as children forced to grow too soon. Drabble.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dojo - Complete
on how to write a love story reviews
Being in love doesn't necessarily mean that your entire life revolves around overcoming different trials and tribulations; sometimes, romance blooms in the most underwhelming of ways, but somehow that fact only makes the entire situation sweeter. Raimundo, Kimiko, and a modern day university AU.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete