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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

I love Naruto, Harry Potter, and Black Butler. Although Naruto is clearly my main fandom here.

I have two tattoos to show my love for the Naruto series. One is Gaara's forehead kanji which means love and the other is a cute little Hidden Leaf symbol.

My absolute favorite character out of all Naruto characters is Neji Hyuga. He is amazing and I adore him...and his awesome hair. Orochimaru is my second favorite. They're pretty close together with my ratings but I liked Neji first.

Grell is my favorite Black Butler character because he's just so confident and out there! I really like his crazy personality which is pretty much the opposite of mine. I'm also quite fond of Sebastian.

I pretty much like everyone in the Harry Potter series except Umbridge. She was a punk ass.

I've written a couple of fanfics of my own which I don't really like I just needed to get the ideas out.

Being a part of the Naruto fandom takes some serious dedication because you have to go through the feels, of course. There are these maniacal shipping wars that will hurt your feelings sometimes because even though you can find some of the nicest people in this fandom, you can also find some of the meanest. I mean like seriously cruel. They will bash the shit out of you if you don't share the same OTP as them. I do not hate on anyone's ships or OTPs because people support different ones for different reasons and its not my place to try and convince them otherwise because the manga and anime aren't based on ships. There's no major ships that fuel this series, most of them are just things created by us fans to get a little more action . Another reason being in it requires dedication is because once you get into it, there's no quitting. You absolutely have to keep watching so you know what's going on. There are seriously some stories on here that would make better episodes and chapters than the actual storyline. It's amazing what fans can do. That's why I love this fandom and this site. I saw a post on Tumblr that said "You don't know pain until you've been in the Naruto fandom." That is some serious shit right there because it's true.

I hate it when Sub-lovers and Dub-lovers argue. I'm just like, chill the fuck out and enjoy it how ever you want. The arguing pisses me off because bashing someone for their preferences is just rude and pointless. You like what you like and you shouldn't let others push you around just because your opinions differ

So yeah thanks for reading my profile.

Just remember, "Keep Calm and See through All the Bullshit with Your Imaginary Byakugan"

-ShewolfByakugan

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Tantalizing Tales of Temari by johnsonmiranda70 reviews
This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 173 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
Male Pregnancy Serum 2: Love and Life by AshakiranTheTenthBeast reviews
Now that the babies are born and have all grown to the sizes of young teenagers, its time to tell them the truth of their parentage which isn't going over so well. Marriages that have only just come together are falling apart as real life intrudes on the newlyweds. And something weird is going on, is the Male Pregnancy Serum…contagious?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,743 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Naruto U., Gaara]
200 Ways to Bug Sasuke Uchiha by XxShota-FujoshixX reviews
I- The great and Mighty Nero Heart of the Hopeless Panda People- have made it my mission in life to annoy Sasuke Uchiha of Brother Issues Anonymous 200 times! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL MY MISSION IS COMPLETE! (I found a list of 200 ways to bug Sasuke plus used a few others and I thought I'd write a fanfic because I can!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,457 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., OC
Baby Naruto by Kikyohater220 reviews
Kakashi and his team are attacked my a strange enemy, Sakura's fine, Kakashi's in a coma at the hosiptal, Naruto and Sasuke are missing. When Kakashi wakes up, Naruto and Sasuke are where, IN where! KakaIruKaka Mpreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,466 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Come What May by Wierdowithagun reviews
The third in the Bad Neighbors trilogy, sequel to Recurring Nightmares-The secret to immortality has been exposed, our two favorite Jashinists discover the origins of their deity, and are faced with the choice of sticking to their faith, or turning their backs on everlasting life. AU with MxM pairings. Warning; Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,032 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N., Akatsuki
Evil Innocence by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
One Moment Can Change an Entire Lifetime by thisiswhyihatemylife reviews
It was supposed to be a simple bet: to see which one of them would lose their virginity first. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto didn't count on losing their virginity to each other. Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,319 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Male Pregnancy Serum by AshakiranTheTenthBeast reviews
Orochimaru has created a new drug called the Male Pregnancy Serum. After gathering his test subjects, Kakashi, Iruka, Asuma, Gaara, Kankuro, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Kiba and Shikamaru, the experiment goes horribly wrong and now five of the men are pregnant! MPS2 is POSTED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 119,857 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U., Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Rankin' on Hidan by MistyxKisame reviews
Same as title...Hidan gets made fun of. Mainly HidaLee with other pairings on the side. Includes Mpreg because what's a yaoi fanfic without pregnant ukes?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Gai
Ya! Baka! by Bunny-Bby reviews
Highschool! Girls! Guys! Idiots! Pervs? Wait. Wut. Ya! Ya! Ya! All that & much much more! Main pairing NejiTen (maybe some SakuTen...too?). Side pairings SasuHina & TemaShika. Open pervs- Kiba, Naruto, Inner Tenten, Ino, Neji(?..), Inner Neji!, Sakura(?) (oh yah, definitely her…), and Jirayaaa. Closet pervs- Yamato(?) & Gaara (HAHA yes.) Just you wait! Story worth reading! (* oヮo )
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H., Tenten
Black Butler: Cursed by BlueRaven 666 reviews
After a spell goes horribly wrong, Grell accidently gets Sebastian pregnant. How will this work out in the end? Warnings: MPreg and some brief scenes of violence. NOTE: MPreg Male Pregnancy. I am fully aware this cannot happen in reality. Don't like, don't read. PLEASE REVIEW!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
Demonic Lust (Sebastian x Reader) by elennathemjfan17 reviews
You, Angelique, run into Ciel and Sebastian during a trip after being robbed and chased by rapists. Ciel offers you to stay in his manor. You are ecstatic about living in such a huge place and Sebastian is rather ecstatic about you. Sebastian really wants a close relationship with you, and you want the same. However, Ciel doesn't seem happy about that.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Undertaker
Konan's Diary: What is Missing by MistyxKisame reviews
Sequel to Zetsu's Diary. Pein is bored one day & stumbles upon Konan's diary. Chaos will ensure and secrets will be revealed. Meanwhile the Akatsuki's stuff is going missing. Will they ever be found? Tune in to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Pain/Pein, Konan, Nagato] Akatsuki
Random Akatsuki Dialogues by Notperfectbut reviews
For Naruto lovers! And of course if you love Akatsuki! You'll get a glimps of the Akatsuki's daily life and how trouble starts... What if Deidara get caught for stealing money? And Kisame gets shark fin soup? Itachi getting busted drawing his lines on each side of his nose... Pain playing follow the leader. Konan's origami accidentally set on fire... READ!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi U.
Recurring Nightmares by Wierdowithagun reviews
Sequel to Bad Neighbors. Shikamaru has accidentally bound himself to Jashin, and everything just keeps getting more and more troublesome. AU with HidaShika, KakuHida, Kisaita and more.-Warning; Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,315 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
Bad neighbors by Wierdowithagun reviews
A new couple moves in next door, And these boys are sent on the ride of their lives. Rated T for Hidan, no Yaoi but boyxboy pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Zetsu's diary by MistyxKisame reviews
The akatsuki finds out Zetsu's and each others dirty little secrets. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING of course! Cracking pairings ahead. Please read and review! Requests welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Deidara, Kisame H., Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto's Dicktionary by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
The dobe can't even spell 'dictionary' correctly. [SasuNaru, crack!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pregnancy by XGaaraxloverX reviews
What happens when the Kazekage is nine months pregnant, and in labor with his first child? Will his husband ,Rock Lee, get there in time to help Gaara? How will the small redhead get through this by himself? Will his baby survive? Will HE survive? LeeXGaara LeeGaa Yaoi M-Preg Rated M for blood/gore, sensitive ideology, Excessive detail in the birth of a child from a man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Random yaoi pairs rule by Sasukitty reviews
Lots of different yaoi stories with sasuke as uke. and i don't just mean Narusasu I mean literally EVERYONE. Rated M for lots of yaoi. Chapter 16 is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,409 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The complaints by MistyxKisame reviews
The things you've always wanted to know...What bothers the Akatsuki about each other. Featuring Naruto from "Whats that smell".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Neji's Loneliness by Sixela's Unwanted reviews
Neji was lonely, annoyingly enough. The boys were kind enough to change that, though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Neji H., Lee R.
Thanksgiving-A-Lewd by loverofakatsuki reviews
It's time to be thankful Akatsuki: for the sexual, horrific, and humorous events that will happen on this holiday and the evening before. Including crude humor, knives, a killer turkey, cum gravy and more. Rated M: lewd things, implied smut, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Humorous Intimacy by loverofakatsuki reviews
There's no such thing as having great sex all the time, so the Akatsuki are going to play a shocking game in which they all reveal their worst sex stories that they've had with their lovers. No matter how embarrassing. Rated M: Yaoi,lemons,smut,crude humor,yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Demon Spawn by estelgreenleaf reviews
Sebastian gets pregnant by someone's mischief. mpreg. Please R&R!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sebastian M.
Serpentine by onixxfilth reviews
Sequel to "Grell Gets His Wish." A mysterious being comes to town, claiming a connection with Lottie. What will happen? Rated for possible future yaoi, may change.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012
Let's Make Babies by M1th reviews
Itachi and Deidara are participants in a new experiment to keep the Akatsuki's goals alive. Itadei. MPREG. PWP. OOCness. Rated M for yaoi, lemon, language, mpreg and possible violence. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
TMS: Exhibition and Revenge by piano-psychopath18 reviews
Neji is determined to get even after what happened with Tenten that one night, so he concocts a plan. In the process, he finds out that Tenten is even kinkier than he thought! Warning: contains masturbation, toy use, Neji x Tenten pairing. If you don't like it, don't read it! Also, this is sort of the sequel to TMS: Voyeurism, so if you haven't read that one, go read it first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
TMS: Voyeurism by piano-psychopath18 reviews
Tenten drops in on Neji late one night, but what she sees is completely unexpected. Maybe Hyūgas aren't always so stoic after all. Warning s : contains masturbation, Neji x Tenten pairing. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Still Ai by Ashlynn WolfCraft reviews
Sequel to Ai Uzumaki. Ai is growing up but as she and Zumo find out what actually happen in the past, it will change everything. SasuNaru mentions of mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,127 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spring Surprise! by XGaaraxloverX reviews
Gaara and Rock Lee knew each other for years. Lee has had a major crush on the little redhead, but does Gaara's heart feel the same? A year later, the small redhead gains courage and expresses his love for Easter in a sexual manner. LeeXGaara. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Lee R., Gaara
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
TUAOA: Naruto: Random Series by Rav3r reviews
crack fic. Naruto and Hinata have a random sense of humor. very funny and very random. the two live to annoy. crack fic with mentions of romance later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Operation Porn by Whedonsgirl reviews
Adopted from Heliotropic. Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi First chaper is not mine. The rest is. Rating may go up *Not Abandoned*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Showing by XGaaraxloverX reviews
Gaara is preggers! He is embarresed of the fact that he is four months pregnant, and is starting to show the major signs. Can Lee show Gaara that being pregnant is a wonderful thing? Happy LeeGaa Day! LeeXGaara as said. BOYXBOY YAOI. WARNING-MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
How To Cut Neji's Hair by FlyPandaBear reviews
Everyone despartly tries to cut Neji's hair, but this Jounin is not about to give up on his hair when he's come so far! Will his 'friends' succeed in giving him his first haircut?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
His Butler: Lovedrunk by psycho neko-chan reviews
SebastianxGrell *surprise later* Sebastian needs some help claiming his bocchan back. It appears the shinigami he knows can help him, but for a price. YAOI. Not really, plot, mind you. This will be two chapters long. Graphic. Takes place in Season 2.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Grell Gets His Wish by onixxfilth reviews
Grell wants to have his Sebby's babies...what happens when he gets his way? Rated M to be safe. If mpreg squicks you, don't read! Quite likely OOCness- hey a fangirl can dream!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Burn by becoafamu reviews
Naruto catches up to Sasuke, and uncovers a weakness. Naruto/Sasuke, non-con PWP. Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Pregnancy by Ashlynn WolfCraft reviews
Prequel to Ai Uzumaki and I Love You Mommy. Naruto is raped at the age of 11 and ends up pregnant. See his journey from keeping this a secret, to becoming a single mother and becoming a ninja. Warnings Rape, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,777 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Gone Wild by Kiba Blackfire reviews
Rated M for Yuri/Yaoi/Lemon and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant by SerialAuthor reviews
Oh wow, I totally forgot to make a summary. MPREG SASUNARU Kind of a GO PARENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Beginning of 100 by Hinata245 reviews
I guess I might be starting a chain of stories revolving around a word from the list. Now that I think about it, they might all be Sakura paired with someone. Romantic or platonic is the real question.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sakura H.
Shinobi Sleepover by ZoroTheBlue reviews
The men of Konoha have a sleepover at the Academy. Will they be able to handle all of the testosterone? Kakashi/Naruto, Gai/Kiba/Naruto, and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Awesome Naruto Sleepover Chapters 1 to 14 by Mysterious-Marshmellow reviews
The girls of Naruto, decide to have a sleepover at Sakura's. When the guys are caught outside their window, peeking, instead of being beat up, the girls invite them inside. PAIRINGS: NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, GaaInoKiba,NaruHinaKiba, and more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
Uchiha Triplets by Ashlynn WolfCraft reviews
How would you like to be different? Abandoned? Forgotten? For Ryo, Kyo and Ai Uchiha, that how their lives are. With a diseased brother and a jinchuuriki sister. How will these 3 live on? Mpreg NaruSasu, rape, death OOCness OCs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,245 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pretty Lab Rat by Ayame99 reviews
Orochimaru finds himself all tied up, literally. Group yaoi. M/M and a few other M's
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Icha Icha Yaoi by Rhosyn Fox reviews
Jiraiya figures out a way to make even more money to feed his perversions. Watch out male shinobi...it's Icha Icha Yaoi! Crack and OOCness galore. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
This Is How We Cope by HellSandwich reviews
The Konoha Twelve never did do with things the conventional way. PWP, Moresome, KonohaTwelve, Orgy, Smut, Lots of Sex, Mature Content, Yaoi, mentions of Het and femSlash, Toys, uke!Naru, uke!Neji, uke!Shino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Flawed Personality of Hyuuga Neji by darklight1601 reviews
It didn't matter how much it hurt. He would accept the situation with all the dignity and grace befitting a true shinobi. Because Hyuuga Neji wasn't selfish; not anymore. Neji/Naruto slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Neji's IT by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
Tenten did it. Lee did it. So why can't Sakura? One-shot in which Sakura want's to touch Neji's IT. And IT is not what you think it is. Sasuke and Naruto learned that the hard way 1 review-1 cookie 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Dance Of The Submission by Kitty Uzumaki reviews
Kakashi and the other semes are discussing about their ukes and how their ukes denied sex with them. can the semes get their ukes to submit to them. sasunaru, kakairu, sakuhina, tematen, shinokiba, sasodei, nejigaa. mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Sleepover by Ghostsammeo reviews
Using Byakagan to look at girl's underwear, 13 yearolds drinking alcohol, kidnapping of attractive males, contacting the dead... this could only be a Naruto sleepover! Now with bonus Akatsuki holiday specials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Icha Icha Sensei by Akie-chan reviews
Kaka/Naru. Kakashi keeps Naruto late after school one day for some 'private tutoring', what will Naruto's hot sensei teach him today? Contains yaoi, lemon and teacher/student sex on a sturdy desk. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Darkness of Sakura by RyokoMist reviews
Sakura discovers that her father is Orochimaru and that he, along with Sasuke are coming to get her! Read Sakura in her greatest battle yet, trying to retrieve the memory her father took from her, and return to the light. NaruSaku, Sasusaku, and kakasaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Baby No Jutsu by StupidNeko2008 reviews
Sasuke has only two ambitions in life, one of them had been fufilled, and the other - he was working on it. Come on, how hard can pregnancy be, right? Well knowing Naruto, he will find a way of complicating things. NaruSasu Pregnant!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Masochist by Jazz and K reviews
"Aren't you sick of you getting pushed against the wall." Naruto grinned. "Actually no, it turns me on." .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The 25 Truths of Gaara and Kankuro by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
Title says it all. Incest, Yaoi, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Ai Uzumaki by Ashlynn WolfCraft reviews
Naruto been keeping a secret from people. He has a daughter name Ai.But what happens when a girl from the future says thats her, why doesnt she know Naruto? Why does she keep calling Sasuke dad? Mentions of SasuNaru rape Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,608 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Belly by Dajypop reviews
Number two for May requests. Jiraiya makes Orochimaru forget why he was so mad for a while. Mpreg, Yaoi lemon, JiraOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Sasuke's Pregnancy by Ashlynn WolfCraft reviews
PREQUEL to Uchiha Triplets. Sasuke was experimented on and now he'll go through pregnancy. Mpreg, OCness, mentions of NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Lee And Tenten Sneak Into Neji's Room by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
...Or "What happens when Team Guy experience a very cracky afternoon full of snooping and Neji's interesting secrets". Yeah, the title explains it all!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Sasuke's fun by Hatsune Miku 01 reviews
Sasuke says he's not gay but is he denying this fact? Naruto just came out to being gay and he's trying to get Sasuke to go in his room with him but Sasu has a different idea. Plz read and review! Rated M for Lemons and shadow clones oh and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not the Mommy by VescaWithoutWings reviews
The quick journey through pregnancy, Kakashi's pregnancy XD IruKaka, mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Unexpected by YaoiCookie reviews
He can't control his sand, his hunger has expanded and his emotions were far closer to the surface then they'd ever been; Gaara had the nagging thought that Shukaku was behind it. Warning: Not an action filled adventure. NaruGaa LeeSaku Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Headboards and Hard Wood Floors by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
A collection of Naruto oneshots. May contain AU, yaoi, hentai, fluff, bondage, kink, etc... Rated M for a reason. Please give me your pairing requests!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Yaoi Detention! by Neko-Lexxy reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara and & Neji all get in put in detention. But what happens when four teenage boys are locked in a room for an hour with nothing to do? Well...I think the title gives it away. Yaoi with different pairings, mostly SasuNaru & NejiGaa PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Naruto Drabbles by Raykaida reviews
A collection of Naruto drabbles. Multiple yaoi pairings, mix-and-match, all of them contain Mpreg, if you don't like it don't read them. The result of my crazy mind at work . Mostly fluff.Naruto,Neji,Shikamaru,Kakashi,Iruka,Sasuke and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Once Upon A Time In Konoha by xoxmonicaa reviews
Sakura was crying " I cant believe I was so stupid!Of course you forgot!" Sasuke stared at her. " Sakura.." He threw off his shirt revealing the necklace " Sakura, I never forgot. I love you" R&R Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Tell Sasuke by CassandraChristine reviews
Why doesn't Naruto ever tell Sasuke about his dreams? Becuase if he did, Sasuke would have him pinned to the wall 24/7....Maybe that isn't such a bad thing. Sequel to All he wanted to do is sleep. NekoNaru, SasuNaru, Lemon. Belated B-day Naruto Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth Or Dare? by mmm.kai.mmm reviews
A game of truth and dare is all it took to leave someone broken and alone. NaruSasu. long awaited FINAL CHAPTER is now up. Onesided pairings, smex, lemons, smut, bondage, rape, noncon, drama, misunderstandings, a whole lot of love and all that jazz! lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,439 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Detective Kankuro by XxEijibabyxX reviews
Kankuro is out to find out whats really going on in the lives of his siblings and other familiar ninjas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Yaoi with Gaara! by Bloody.Desert.Rose.13 reviews
Gaara has hot Yaoi smex with the Males from Naruto! Slight Ooc Gaara. 5th Chapter out! Look to see who's fuckin Gaara now! I know it took a long time to update but hopefully I'm still as good as I used to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara
it's porn by girm reviews
that it not for kids
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009
What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
NejiHina by xJessable reviews
A NejiHina Love story. Neji finally realizes that Hinata really is different from other girls. Hinata starts to fall for Neji. They are both either 12 or 13 years old. please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Something's wrong with Gaara by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
One of these days - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi likes to have sex with Kisame but he doesn't want to be tied down. Now Kisame is In New York considering a job offer. What will be in store for Itachi if Kisame takes the job? Smut two part! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn by Klei reviews
In which Sasuke teaches Naruto what the internet is truly about! Crackfic, sorta SasuNaru. I do not own the song, Avenue Q does. Nor do I own Naruto; Misashi Kishimoto-sama does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Truth or Dare by MusicAgainstTheHeart reviews
It was raining. Hard. Just like it had been all week, therefore, all missions were cancelled until further notice. That should be a good thing right? Wrong-O. “I’m BORED!” What will the Naruto Characters do? Play Truth or Dare, of coures! Reveiw Please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
All he wanted to do is sleep! by CassandraChristine reviews
In which Naruto is a neko Half cat person and Sasuke is a hung over crabby male who just wants sleep. For Ta-chan, my bestie! Yaoi, SasuNaru, Don't read if you don't like...Which poses the question why you would even look something up like this....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Stag and the Bear by BarettaVendetta reviews
Shikamaru's homosexuality leads his father to question his own sexuality. Shikaku x Chouza, and also Shikamaru x Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shikaku N., Chōza A. - Complete
I Love it ! by Elly Phantomhive reviews
NaruXKakashi NaruXKakashiX? in second chapter. Naruto has fun in the forest with thanks to his sensei and a pervert. Rated M for Yaoi, man sex and lots of swearing...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Claiming a Mate by Lavinia Undead reviews
Kiba goes into heat during a mission, and Neji's only one near by. Now, they must deal with consequences. Strong M for KibaxNeji. Warnings! rape in chap 1! Yaoi, possible Mpreg in future. Disclaimer: I don't own them, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,094 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Kiba I., Neji H.
Naruto Blind dates 2! by Tally Mai-chan reviews
The ever exciting Naruto Blind dates are back! This time longer and more crack than ever! 44 characters from Naruto all on random dates! Akatsuki and most of team snake included! Don't miss out! It's Guaranteed that you will laugh your butt off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
The Neji files 2 by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Neji has moved on to his next mission! This time he's getting the dirty info on the feared Akatsuki! Will his sanity prevail? Or will he end up as plant food, shark food, sacrificed, a puppet, blown into a million pieces or lose his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Neji H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Neji's Perverted Inner by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Neji's inner takes control over Neji. His perverted inner uses corny pick-up lines to get Tenten's attention. Corny pick-up lines can also help when trying to admit your love for someone. Being Tenten, does she at all know what's going on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Desert Lullaby by Persepolis130 reviews
When Gaara announces to Lee that they should have a baby, Lee is baffled but accepting. But do Temari and Kankuro feel the same? How will Gaara like his new doctor? And is forest green really an acceptable color for a nursery? leegaa gaalee MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
The Neji files by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Neji has a new secret mission! Operation Black Mail! Will he finish the dirty deed or get caught in the process! Every Naruto character has a dirty secret and Neji discovers them all! Naruto, Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Tenten, Kiba, Shikamaru. crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Gaara's Journal by XxEijibabyxX reviews
What better way to creep in the life of Gaara then in his journal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Naruto Parody by Black Magic Necromancer reviews
Funny naruto stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Neji Breaks by THE KYO reviews
Neji was no where around on his birthday... one reason was because he knew, you know who, had something planned. Weeks go by, and he thinks he's safe... now he can finally get some sleep. YAOI SMUT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Weirdest day in Akatsuki History by Akumu the Starchiha reviews
The Akatsuki plays truth or dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
A New Start by TwoDragonFire reviews
Sequel to Gaara and Rock Lee's baby cradle. The kids are on ninja teams of their own now. What kind of adventures do they start? And who will fall hard for who? NaruHina, NejiTen, GaaLee, ShinoSaku, ShikaIno, ChouAya, KakaAnko for now . Slight Mpregs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Unmasked by DetoxAngel reviews
Couldn't think of a better title. Read A/N before reading. Alternate story for OMG, Kakashi sensei is hot! Completely different plotline. Kaka/Naru/Sasu. Sakura-bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Akatsuki Events by redclouds reviews
Little events in each pair of the Akatsuki's lives, humor with some adventure or action in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Caught Me by Mel-Hentai reviews
Always watched, Hinata ventures outside Konoha to relieve some pent up frustration, however she gets caught in the act. NejiHina PWP Lemony
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
That Dobe Is MINE! by Dizzykins reviews
UPDATED Does EVERYONE like me! Naruto invites his class over for a sleepover and a lot happens... like Neji in a leather suit! Pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KibaNaru, GaaNaru, KakaIru and many more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,583 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
50 Truths Kiba and Hinata by chickenwire reviews
50 Truths of Kiba and Hinata and their relationship. Kibahina, other pairings hinted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Itachi Uchiha by FreeFly629 reviews
101 ways to annoy our favorite Uchiha super-villain, surefire ways to get him to try to kill you and pop a few veins here and there! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Birthday Presents by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke can't decide what to get Naruto for his birthday. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara and Rock Lee's baby cradle by TwoDragonFire reviews
GaaLee, yoai, Mpreg. Tsunade's made a new jutsu, and Lee wants her to test it on him! Much to Gaara's poor mind, Lee's now pregnant with their child! Neji and Tenten have a son? slight lemon in chapter 21. Complete. Sequel called A new start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,700 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Century Sleepover by Afrohawk reviews
Sequel to Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover and Dreamscape. This time though, Tsunade brings back her other tricks and a mystery one of her own. You'll have to tune in to the story to find out what it is... Possible OOC, and pairings the same as other stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Just a Joke by xxchibixbakaxx reviews
well how to put this simple...Ino, Chouji, and Kankarou lock Temari and Shikamaru in a small shed. Doesnt sound so bad exept that Chouji secretly hid a camerera in it! Will things start to heat up between Temari and Shikamaru? read to find out!ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Naruto Truth or Dare: Edition 50 by Digital Demon reviews
Yet another truth or dare fic. Cliche, yes. Funny... I hope so. But the one thing that we can all smile about is... no vampires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/28/2006
Camis are Not Only For Girls by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
Orientations will be questioned, camis will be worn by a different gender, and gallons upon gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be consumed. SasuNaruSasu complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,798 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Do Drugs by bruisedfingers reviews
Neji and Gaara get married. After some things go on, why is Neji puking everywhere? [TOTAL CRACKFIC] [OroSasu,NejiGaa, and many more] [pwnage of characters and mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Sasuke and Naruto's Giant List of Kink by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Just what the title says. One of the most perverted things I've written as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Way by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
In which Sasuke has a dream and his friends comment. Oneshot in the present day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? NARUTO STYLE by CMarie16 reviews
Hehe. Me and my friend trap Naruto and the gang in a cave, and put them through hell. All Sakura's fault. You can ask them dares and stuff, while we beat the crap out of them. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Internet Is For Porn by dragonmagik reviews
I am ashamed of myself for this. But a oneshot song fic, taken from Avenue Q, with the Naruto gang mixed in. Some Kakairuk and sasunaru...Naruto version of song http: uk. youtube. com watch?v O16lsQwQQqE remove spaces and enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Amazing Nejigaa Parody Fic by niver reviews
Neji is seme. Gaara is uke. Therapy stuff happens. NEJIGAA FOREVER! /A Nejigaa parody fic that any Gaaneji fan could enjoy/ /Nejigaa fans that can't take a joke might hate this, those who can might not/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ours by animeangel665 reviews
Sasuke isn't sure he's ready for a baby. Mpreg. SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane by CrazyFrog07 reviews
Suigetsu has had it with Orochimaru, and it's time for pay back! See how Suigetsu and the other sound nin get their revenge on Orochimaru. It's 20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Destinys Splinter by Masumi-Chan reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Neji got a splinter?Well whos gonna help him get it out!Lots of confusion an a Lee who cant seem to get his mind out of the gutters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Oro chan by Ada Kensington reviews
One shot, written as a thank you for 100 reviews for A Day in the Life. Oro chan is a missing moment from that fic, but can easily be read on its own. In it, Chiyo comes to visit the home of a three year old Orochimaru and finds him a bit of a handful...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Fertile Plan by hieisfiredemon reviews
Sasuke escapes from his latest mission with more than just a few battle scars, and Naruto is his only cure. Sasuke never would have guessed he'd get pregnant from it. Yaoi, MPreg NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Are You Gay Neji? by SE Uchiha reviews
[Oneshot] An incident at training causes Tenten to wonder about Neji's love life. Rated for language. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Disfuntional Family by kougaluv reviews
mini squel to the story 'Late' contains mpreg, and affection from gaara and arguments. Gaaras family arrives at hinatas and neji confronts his uncle about his family!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
I'm Pregnant! by Gabriel Nichole reviews
[Short OneShot][Naruto][YaoiStraight][Pairings: SasuNaru, NejiTen, KibaHina, ShikaIno, LeeSaku, ItaKisa] The girls[along with two boys] have a suprise for their boyfriends!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Not Funny! by JessWithNails reviews
Sasuke and Sakura notice Naruto acting a little strange on a mission. When they find out why, they try not to laugh...too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Late by kougaluv reviews
Mpreg! Kakashi's going to be late for someone's special preformance! And iruka's gonna be mad! kakashixiruka, narutoxsasuke, gaaraxneji...and more in later squels!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TEMARI! by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Gaara becomes the Kazekage, Temari being as proud,and bored, as she is decides to make a documentary of what her life is like living with the Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Temari - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Taking Shikamaru's Virginity by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
The girls get together and decide to make a friendly bet: see who can take Shikamaru's virginity. Slight Sakura x Shikamaru, mention of several other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
untitled by loreleithe1st reviews
sasunaru mpreg. naruto gives birth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dreamscape by Afrohawk reviews
Imagine some of the wildest fantasies you've ever had about someone. What if someone else could view them while you had them? Naruto's about to find out. Rated M for safety. NaruxHina, other pairs later. Partial sequel to Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,228 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover! by Afrohawk reviews
Tsunade has created a new justu to reverse the personality of any character she wants. What will happen when she has a sleepover with all the Genins invited? Chaos that's what! NaruxHina, Nejixten, and others... Recently completed for real!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Neji Gets a Wedgie by ms. phishy reviews
ONESHOT. Neji believes that women can't be ninja. But how does he react when Tenten boldly goes where no kunoichi has gone before?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
34 ways Orochimaru uses his tongue by weirdest1 reviews
Despite the title this fic is FUNNY NOT NASTY! So read and you will see what I mean....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Orochimaru
The Sacred Forest Whispers by FlightAngel reviews
The Naruto cast are all settled down, married, and have kids. But things are far from over: The Aburame house is haunted, Neji's pregnant, Gaara's gone missing, and Kyuubi is starting to take control! Mpreg Yaoi Gaanaru Shikaino others you figure out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Closet Voyeur Extraordinaire by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SOUND by Haya-Chan reviews
Orochimaru sing's to Sasuke it pretty funny my first fanfic please be nice! some words i spelled really fast.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinobi Mystery by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Genin love IM. Jounin don't know a thing about it. What happens when the jounin find out about it, spy on the genin's chatroom, and make up a fake sn? [oneshot] [semi ooc]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Real Reason by bruisedfingers reviews
The real reason why Sasuke hates Itachi so..[crackfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth Or Dare II by chuunin alchemist reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare! This time, the jounin are at it! Guest starring Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru and Kabuto! Be prepared for more chaos! Cameos from the sound five and various Akatsuki members!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
EUREKA! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Neji's Problem by alchemistj reviews
Hyuuga Neji, a proud member of the Hyuuga clan, is faced with problems which involve late night discoveries on the computer and several annoying ‘interruptions’. Will a certain blonde haired friend help him to relieve poor Neji with his difficulties?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Fan Fiction by dave-d reviews
There's a writing contest. The entries were sent in too early, before Tsunade had a chance to explain things. More was on the line than anyone realized. Who wins? Why is that a problem? [one shot story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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My Kisame reviews
Itachi loves Kisame and revels in making the shark-man see just how much he's loved and how highly Itachi thinks of him. But Kisame has never been able to truly accept Itachi's displays of affection. After using his "head", Itachi makes Kisame stop blowing off his compliments and love himself a little more. Rated M for sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Stop Asking Questions reviews
Kisame and Itachi have been partners for three years and Itachi has been silent for most of them until he suddenly starts asking Kisame a lot of random questions in an attempt to get to know the shark-man more. Rated T for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dr N Hyuga: A Therapist's Diary reviews
Neji is a therapist and unfortunately he knows many of his clients. He did not expect his job to be so crazy. He can't talk to anyone about how he feels since it would violate the rights of the clients so he documents it all in an electronic journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/21/2014
Blind reviews
Itachi slowly went blind and even though he tried to hide it he eventually had to accept that he needed Kisame to be his eyes. After discovering Itachi's deteriorating sight, Kisame became dedicated to the love of his life in a whole new way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Again reviews
Kisame has done it again. He hurt Itachi. Will Itachi forgive him and come back or will he leave him for good this time? Warning: Mentions of blood and blood consumption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Shark and the Deer
Kisame, Shikamaru, and Ino have been sleeping together for years but Kisame and Shikamaru end up falling for each other. Ino is pissed and isn't having it. This fic is based on Twitter parody accounts so it's very very random.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kisame H. - Complete
What Pein Thinks reviews
Pein is tired of all work and no play. He decided to have some fun by going around giving everyone his opinion in the form of insulting them completely at random and then spouting crazy questions. How will they react to his odd behavior? He's having fun so he honestly doesn't care. YAOI Pairings! Main: KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHida, and possibly more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
The Neji Experience
Neji has just returned to the village from his special training after one year. He hasn't told anyone what the training was for and now there are strange noises coming from his inside his house. The truth is...Neji is...doing things to people. It's up to two curious kunoichi to find out what he's doing in there. HINTED YAOI and HET with no real details. Features an OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,543 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete