(: Smile. It scares people. :)
hi! im somewhat new here and so if i review SUPER long, sorry, but who dosent like an entirely long reveiw... no one raises their hand... Ok then..um..well heres a little bit of some thing that i stol--i mean borrowed from other peoples accounts, and before you ask im not sure when i will give it back:
funny randomness .
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people who got there first?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Toes aren't needed for balance. They're just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.
narwhals are not just whales with unicorn horns, they have magical abilities that keep them from growing extinct-- oh wait, yeah i guess that they really are just whales with unicorns horns...
Slinky and an Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hades is my ceiling?
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of us just don't have the money to buy the film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Always look on the brighter side of life. Otherwise it'll be too dark for reading, well unless you have a nook then you can be on either...
The buddy system is essential to survive; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?
no.. my minds not lost, its just not functioning properly...again
Batman- Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You're just jealous because we act stupid in public and people still love us.
The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person doing it.
i cant hit you, but i can surly bite you
car smashes into mailbox* hey! that was an innocent mailbox! what'id ever do to you!?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never memorize something that you can look up — Albert Einstein
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
making a wish on a shooting star is like... worshiping gravel...
You drew on a dead animal. It dies with words of wisdom.
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. You will put this on your profile
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
just sumthins that made me smile :)
Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk. Every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.
Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.( i already do that) :)
Keep your head up Princess, you crown is falling.
to the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS AWSOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: would ask you what the forth wall is.
BEST FRIENDS: have the mallet ready to smash it.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!!
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
somethings that remind me of you:
We build up walls not to keep others out but to see who cares enough to break them down.
How can you tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can you tell the leaves not to fall when wind exists? How can you tell me not to fall in love when you exist?
I don't regret the things I've done. I regret the things I should have done when I had the chance.
No one can promise they will never hurt you because at one time or another they will. The real promise is the time you spent together will be worth the pain at the end.
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends
May you never forget what is worth remembering, or remember what is best forgotten
May you get all your wishes but one, so you always have something to strive for
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear.
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worth while.
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away
You are the most beautiful flower in my garden of friendship, remain the same forever
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone
38 Things to do in an Elevator ( copy and pasted from someone else's profile, just so you know. besides, i just dont have the evil genius to come up with this kinda stuff )
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"
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Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Some might argue that he couldn't possibly deflect all of his fears with sarcasm for the rest of his life, but that wouldn't stop him from trying. (from saber wing's mortal story.)
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
If you have ever fallen off a chair forwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension/parallel universe, copy and paste this in your profile.
this long space is reserved for doctor who, which will probaly take up alot of pages, at the least... XD
1 2 3 4,
i declare a time war,
5 6 7 8,
dalks scream exterminate!!,
9 10 11 12,
the doctor died and silence fell,
12 11 10 9,
there he goes back in time,
8 7 6 5 ,
saving everybody's lives,
4 3 2 1,
grab her hand and whisper "run"!
Rose went away, so the Doctor was sad,
Ask Donna "Where's the Doctor?" She'll reply "Doctor who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha
And now both the Ponds
Had their fun with the Doctor
But now they're all gone.
So ask me again,
Why the TARDIS is blue,
there's a sad man inside
with both his hearts' torn in two.
FAVORITES OF STUFF
...sad right?, i'll think of somthing later
TV shows (this is gunna take a while...)
Classic Doctor Who (subtle difference)
Iron Man: armored adventures
x-men (1990s one)
codename: kids next door
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Alice in Wonderland
The Lunar Chronicals
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