April 24, 2015

Wow, okay, it's been a while.

Hello guys! My name is Emile, and welcome to my profile.

First things first, I am They.

Second, I'm gonna revamp ALL of my stories, (especially Virus) because frankly they're basically shit and I NEED to fix that. Yeah.

Also, I won't delete the rest of my profile, just because I think 2014!me was really random and also sorta stupid.

SO, yeah! I've changed a lot in the last year, written thousands hundreds of drabbles, joined so many new fandoms, joined AO3, tumblr, and hopefully I'll join facebook and youtube soon enough! (Maybe twitter. Maybe...)

Send me in prompts, I love thm with all of my hearts, and I will now go start revising.

Oh, right. My current fandom list is...

Supernatural

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Merlin

The Phandom

Naruto

Bleach

James Bond (00Q is the flagship of my armada)

Star Trek

Magi: Kingdom/Labyrinth of Magic

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

As I think of more I'll update the list! Bye guys!

Jan 1st, 2014

MMYELLO! I is back. Should I change my username? I don't know. I'm gonna post my story ideas here so if anyone likes them, they can try to write them, my only condition is that I can help beta. That, and you please tell me.

I stopped writing a while ago because of a mean reply I got. Now, I have the homework, LET THE BONFIRE COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, but I love all you guys.

I'm thinking of doing a crack-fic. Should I do it journal style, or in text format?

Bye! Happy New Year!

Hey guys! My name is Edge, I am years old, I am a , and I live in . Ha ha. Yeah right.

Voice: I'm here!

Me: *takes shovel* I will.

Voice: Help me!

Naruto: Let her die. She trumps Kyuu in annoyingness.

Kyuubi: Since when?

Sasuke: Hn.

Deidara: Can I blow her up, un?

Me: The C4's in the living room.

Voice: WHAT?!?!?!

Itachi and Sasori: *catch Deidara as he runs out of room*

Sasori: Someone go and take the C4 before Dei hurts someone.

Lee: My youthful energy will do it! If I cannot I will run around Konoha's wall 320 ti-

Tenten: SHUT THE HELL UP AND HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: Baka. Deidara's getting away.

Voice: EH?!

Kakashi: Maa, Edge?

Me: Mmm?

Kakashi: Would you happen to know where a certain dolphin would be?

Me: Ne, last time I saw him he was-

Kisame: *walks in with Tobi, Konan, and Iruka* Explain that again?

Me: With Kisame, Tobi and Konan.

Tobi: Kisame-San is a shark, and Iruka-chan is a dolphin. Dolphins beat sharks. Therefore, Iruka-chan beats Kisame-san-COOKIES!!!!!!! *races into kitchen*

Me: Who's on kitchen duty?

Deidara: *now free* Hidan and Kakazu.

Me: 3...2...1...

Hidan: JASHIN FUCKING-TOBI FOUND THE SUGAR!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!

Tobi: *quietly, barely hearable but gets louder* sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarSUGARSUGARSUGARSUGARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Iruka: Gimme a sec. *walks into kitchen*

Kakashi: Ruka no!!

Me: How long have you been gone?

loud sounds of clattering, both Tobi and Iruka walk out covered in flour*

Iruka: Tobi?

Tobi: Tobi is sorry.

Hidan: Who would have thought a squirt like that could calm a sugar Tobi?

Iruka: *looks with emotionless face at Hidan*

Hidan: ...Mommy.

Zetsu: I told you not to question anyone who can calm Tobi.

Pein: Edge?

Me: Yes

Pein: When are you going to post again?

Me: Shut up. I will when I want to.

Hidan: Post bitch, I want to fight Janet!

Me: *holds up keyboard* I am not afraid.

Janet: *to hidan* I'll fight you now, bitch!

Hidan: Bitch, don't call me bitch!

Me: *facepalm* Don't destroy the backyard.

Random

THIS IS WHERE THE RANDOMNESS STARTS. SO YOU CAN FIND IT I WILL MAKE MANY BOLD W'S. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

THERE YOU GO. HERE'S THE CRACK.

I MEAN, THE CRACK-NESS. OOPS. NO DRUGS, EDGE!

HEEHEEHEEHEE I DIDN'T TAKE MY MEDS TODAY.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Dipstick1214,Thousand Tailed Holy FangFlash, Fallen-Ryu,Hokage of Dragons,Spider-Fox93, Crossoverpairinglover, Jinso Kitsune-kun, EdgeWave

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!

But if you are a true Ninja...

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE KUNOICHIS!!!

Unless you piss them off then we have castrations

You have problems if:

you skip/run/walk/jump around your house singing "I love rape"

you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement

your greatest dream is to have a massive orgy

you stay up half the night doing illegal things

torture/the thought of torture makes you happy/excited/laugh

you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible

you wake up in the morning thinking about hurting people

you karate chop milk

you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute.

If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scratch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide!

Who Am I?

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking about makeup, boys or sex to her friends. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. The First Kitsukage, Jinso-kun, EdgeWave

If you have ever...

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

When someone says trust no one, don't trust them.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, and I kick your sorry ass!

You're just jealous that the creepy voices focus on only me!

The only elephant that ever forgets is the one that doesn't exist.

Whoever came up with the idea that words can't hurt you OBVIOUSLY didn't take into account the fact that dictionary covers are HARD. And made of wood.

When you see a falling star and wish upon it, you might want to wish that it doesn't crush you.

Just because I have the maturity to not be a goofball, it doesn't mean I have to use it.

If you can travel forwards in time when you go faster than light, then how slow would you have to be to go backwards in time?

Everything is better with a banana in your ear!

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the fiction world so that you could bring back a few- at least- guys to marry. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is desroying your toaster because it's mocking you. Crazy is wearing a shoe on your head during both Science and English while eating pizza and reading Across Five Aprils. Crazy is barking back at dogs when they bark at you. Crazy is singing an English rock song in Japanese while speaking in a British accent and contemplating how to torture your enemies--all at the same time. Crazy is running around Walmart at two in the morning with a cape, four scarves, seven socks, and neon hair dye with four other people while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA/PATRICK" Crazy is having a seaweed fight on rafts with highschoolers in a lake at the end-of-band-camp-party. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

When life gives you lemons, make cherry soda and watch the world try to figure out just how the fuck that's possible.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[X] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 6]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - My closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan/ Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD)
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age. (I'm the opposite)
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ ] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[ ] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 1 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4 ]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan
[X]I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (bet I could give myself a papercut...)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4 ]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - One of my eyes was damaged when I was young
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (when he shuts up)

[Tobi Score: 7]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3 ]

Scores --
Sasori - 1
Konan, Kakuzu, Orochimaru - 3
Hidan, Deidara - 4
Zetsu, Itachi - 5
Kisame, Pein - 6
Tobi - 7

Well, I match with Tobi. Cool!!!!!!!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!!!

1. Who are your favourite Naruto character(s)?
Itachi, Mikoto, Kushina, Hidan, Gaara, Hinata, Shikamaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Neji...

2. What is your favorite pairing?
Oh, kami, you're gonna make me choose? Fuck, uh... I guess, HashiMada. It's either gonna be cute fluff or angst. My favorites!

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Both, sorta. I like the fact that there's a mix of gender loving in the real world-HEY!!!!!!! Why didn't you put yuri on that list? Girls like girls too!

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Nope, but I really fucking want to. However, I made my friend look exactly like Tsunade once at a sleepover, and it worked cause she's a bit...breastily gifted, if you know what I mean : )

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
A collection of headbands (wood, metal, and clothworking teacher's pet!) and i'm making an Akatsuki cloak at the moment.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Maybe...I've "dreamed" about Madara...

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
NaruHina, unless Naruto is otherwise occupied... hehehe, get my drift?

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Fucking...meh, niether. I prefer SasuNaruSaku

9. Which team is your favourite?
The Akatsuki. Fuck off, bitches.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
NO!!!!!! Oh, fuck you Kishimoto. Why can't Madara be alive, fuck it!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
No. That's why in the invasion of Pein/Pain/Nagato/whatever the fuck you want to call him, Minato appeared and told Naruto he was his father. That could never happen!

12. Your favourite Akatsuki member?
Ummm...Pein. Definetly Pein.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
I'm just Sasuke.

14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including Shippuuden and fillers)
Yes. I wasted my life. Happy?

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yeah.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. He has ADHD, bitches.

17. Sub or dub?
I watched Dub until episode 203, then switched over to sub, then read the manga.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Just Sakura.

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Both. We get along so well!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
You mad, sensei?

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Sexy Beast. You must have the sexiness to pull off ze green spandex.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Ehhh...actually, Pein. He already has a female body, no crossing needed.

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?.
Both. Weird is good, strange is bad.

24. Which character would be best OOC(Out of Character)? who and how?
Tobi doesnt't work, he's already ocd...I mean, ooc... so either Ibiki or Pein, running around like little girls...damn, that's funny.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
It's what started me with fanfiction. I have a friend who doesn't like fanfiction because he thinks it's all lemons, and when we started that conversation, inner me is just like 'Boy, you have soo much to learn,'

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
No. No I do n-JK yeah I do.

27. Do you like lemons?
I have no social life, but I don't search for lemons all the time...wait, yeah I do...

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
No, despite my best efforts.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
No.

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
I think so...hmmm, youtube, here I come!!!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yeah. Little sis, 3 years younger than me. Got her hooked at 10, probably not the best idea.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone recognize it?
Yeah.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
Yeah. I was drawing Deidara (First epic drawing, woot!) and math teacher comes over and says "What a good drawing! What's her name?" to which I start giggling. Fun conversations...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Yep. I failed 7th grade math first trimester because I was getting no sleep, and doing no homework. On the bright side, I could cosplay Gaara for halloween!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Completely.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
That's what fanfiction's for.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
DA FUCK THAT EXISTS?!?!?!?! (btw, no. )

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Yeah...ummm...okay, 1, 2, 3. 14 if you count OC's.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Still? When was he in the first place?

40. Do you have any Naruto OCS?
Maybe.