Tulio and Miguel
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Joined 10-11-03, id: 468832, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.

“The pen is mightier than the sword...if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp” -- Terry Pratchett

Congratulations! You must really care about us if you're bothering to even read this. Most people just scan down to see the 'stories authored' list and don't even glance at the bio, unless they see something vaguely interesting pop out at them. Well...

PIRATE MONKEYS! LOTS OF THEM!

There, that should have attracted a glance or two. Now, about us...

We - obviously - write fan fictions. It's a nice way to fill those long hours we spend procrastinating. You know, avoiding homework, housework... writing an actual novel. Not that we will never do any of those things. (Except, perhaps, the housework.) We do have a series of novels in the works, which you may find on the shelves of your local Barnes & Noble/Borders one day. For now, enjoy our procrastination.

We do author some stories separately, and those pen names are:

Tulio
-Requiem for the Night (fictionpress.com)
-Kailani (schnoogle.com)

Miguel
-Crouton15 (fictionpress.com)
-Aelan Saidi (schnoogle.com)

Well, there's not really much else to say about us, is there? Please, continue on with your reading and reviewing! c:

ATTENTION!
Any artists out there who would like to take a whack at drawing Ryenne, Quinn, or any other Two Captains characters, please do! And send us your art! We'd love to have some done.

Send anything to the.hpjc@gmail.com

THANK YOU FOR READING AND REVIEWING! WE LOVE YOU FOR IT!

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Helen by penshakes reviews
Journeying across the country in search of a relatively stable environment, Helen and her daughter Jessica, hide from The Infected. Day by day and moment to moment they live out their lives.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Dark of the Moon by geekmama reviews
Young Jack Sparrow, First Mate aboard the Black Pearl, plays the hero and wins a most inconvenient prize. Pairing: Jack OFC. Many thanks to Hereswith for editing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Unexpected by dracademented reviews
{COMPLETE} After Ginny does Ron a 'favor', it all goes wrong. Or does it? Strange things are beginning at Hogwarts, and by the time it's all finished, no one will be the same. Draco x Ginny x Blaise; Draco x Ginny; Draco x Blaise; Blaise x Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 361,102 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Paper Crane Christmas by whereistruth reviews
It's the holiday season at Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasley is receiving some mysterious gifts. A bit of holiday fluff for you DG fans out there. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Two Captains reviews
After being stripped of her title and thrown off of her own ship, Captain Ryenne Caelar makes one huge mistake: getting on the wrong side of Captain Jack Sparrow. And now, she finds she needs his help more than ever. Complete - now with alternate ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 214,938 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Ferret and the Weasel reviews
When Ron finds out Ginny is dating his arch-nemesis, all hell breaks loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ron W., Draco M.
Andimages: The Collected Works reviews
The rather rambling and incomprehensible poetry diary of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 2/26/2004
Caught reviews
Harry is plagued with some rather sketchy dreams. Involves naked Draco Malfoy, Voldemort with influenza, and much being sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.