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Joined 04-26-13, id: 4688593, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 20 stories for Firefly, House, M.D., Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, IT Crowd, Sherlock, and Mighty Boosh.

Well, ahoy there.

I'm a twenty something from England who has known her entire life that she was going to tell stories. Sure, I've wanted to do a hundred other things (dancer, scientist, musician, film director, Joss Whedon's stalker, professional sleeper... et cetera), but writing remains constant. Because I've got a medical condition I end up having to spend a lot of time at home, meaning I watch a whole lot of TV. That meant it was only a matter of time before my writing and TV obsessing merged, and a voila! Here we are, sharing fan fiction.

I am an avid member of many, many fandoms so my page is a little varied; everything from Buffy to House M.D., from The Mighty Boosh to Doctor Who (okay, no Who yet, but it might be coming soon... Just waiting to get smacked with the inspiration stick). My personal preference is anything with madness...So I really like writing for River Tam (Firefly), Drusilla (Buffy/Angel) and similar things and I don't really 'ship anyone in particular, it's more fun writing anyone and everyone (which I have very recently discovered)

I appreciate any kind of feedback, constructive or positive, but if you just feel like insulting me... I'm not even going to type what I'm thinking. But take a read, drop me a line and have fun, kids.

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Scent by Aisling Yinyr Ngaio reviews
Angel's thoughts on discovering Wesley and Fred's new relationship in A Hole in the World (5x15).
Angel - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Wesley W.P., Fred B.] Angel - Complete
Blue by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
They saved Fred, but at what cost. AU one-shot, set post "A Hole in the World".
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Angel, Wesley W.P., Fred B., Spike - Complete
The Good Soldier by Scarlet Ibis reviews
Spike goes back to California to die by the slayer's hands after Dru leaves him. Except when he gets there, he doesn't find the slayer he was looking for...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Spike, Kendra - Complete
Willow Rosenburg IT Associate by Argyle Butterfly reviews
Wanting to try and live like a "normal" girl Willow takes a job as a computer programmer working for Reynholm Industries. Cross-over with The IT Crowd.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Willow R. - Complete
Following School Rules by RipperShipper reviews
Giles and Jenny get into a little trouble at the first staff meeting of the year...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Calendar, J., R. Giles - Complete
Fairy Tales by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
One-shot. It wasn't home, but she seemed to fit here. Fred thought of herself as a part of the family, even though none of the others knew her real name. These days, she went by Serenity.
Crossover - Angel & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Fred B., River - Complete
Here Once Was Light by Min Daae reviews
"Death and pain; it's in your nature as much as mine." Angelus/Buffy, darkfic, blood boiling, light, poetry in motion, tease. Rating for explicit sexual language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Buffy S., Angelus - Complete
The Educational Value of Books by Blessed Lunatic reviews
Xander finds an interesting book in the library. Giles freaks everyone out. Everyone except Jenny, that is.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
By Wise Council You Shall Make Your War by Beer Good reviews
In each generation, a Slayer is born. In 1917, that was a young woman named... Bob? Good thing the Watcher's Council have an auxiliary member already in place in the trenches.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
The Mod and the Drunk by tha-artemisrox reviews
A crossover fic that takes you on a journey through time and space! to a little bookshop where the angry owner has to deal with some very strange and slightly musical clientele.
Crossover - Black Books & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Funeral by A Gentleman Of Leisure reviews
Saying "Goodbye" for the last time. A Half-Drabble - 50 words.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Willow R., R. Giles - Complete
Buffy the Cliche Slayer by Steve-0 reviews
FINISHED! Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Anya, and Spike are trapped inside a magic 8ball by an estranged fanfic writer who forces them to visit various fanfic genres. Special guest appearances in the prologue by almost every Buffy ally!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
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A Game Of Corruption reviews
They play a game. It's a respite from the boredom, a battle of wills, a thrill, a jump, a fall. It's corruption; and it tastes so sweet. (Sheriarty slash)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Wearing The Pants reviews
Rupert and Jenny's date takes an unexpected turn. And we all learn the perils of americanisms. And pants.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [R. Giles, Calendar, J.] - Complete
Last Night On Earth (And I'm Stuck Spending It With YOU) reviews
During 'Chosen', Angel and Spike snark, only it leads to decidedly other things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Angel, Spike] - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
Serenity asks River to give Kaylee some help.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Kaylee, River] - Complete
The Having of A Domestic reviews
AKA: "Angel and Cordy play house". Remember that final, pretty scene at the end of 'Provider', where Angel and Cordy lie on his bed, baby Connor nestled all snug between them? Well, this is the events of later that night.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
Staring into Forever and Nothing reviews
(Series 3, though no mention of the Darla thing, or Gru) The pain is getting worse by the day and it's getting harder to fight, but when Cordy has a dream about her own mortality, Angel makes her see that death doesn't matter.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
The Roles We Take and the Games We Play reviews
Femslash! Buffy and Faith like to role-play... Mostly drabbles, these are fragments from their relationship, as told through their... games.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Buffy S., Faith L.
Shadows reviews
(Sort of follow up to 'Darkness') In a world where all else becomes bathed in blood and death, one always stands. He stands so she can hold him tight and wish life and Hell away. So every night she wanders in, tears spilling over onto pale skin, to the one place where the darkness shies away.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
I Wish You The Sweetest of Dreams
A dream during Faith, Hope, and Trick. It's hard to tell in dreams, sometimes, whether you're alive or dead. Breathing in the sleep and ashes, touch the realms that lay between; ghosts and heroes line up to dance.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Angel, Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Divinity, Thy Name is Blood reviews
A fragile Slayer with a murderous appetite comes across a broken Vampiress plagued with visions and searching for a lost 'childe', unaware they've lived lives in parallel. This is when Dana (from Angel Series 5) met Drusilla.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Drusilla - Complete
Jus' Passin' Through reviews
Buffy sends a chipped Spike on an errand to Angel Investigations... Things happen, Cordy is scarred for life. Set around Angel Season 2 and early Buffy Season 5.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Darkness reviews
Sometimes her nightmares seep into wakefulness
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
You're My Wife, Roy You're My Wife! reviews
Takes place during 'Moss and the German'. Title says it all, I think.
IT Crowd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Complete
I Walk With Heroes reviews
This is my power, to not let them take me. The PTB step in to give Fred one final choice as Illyria begins to consume her.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Fred B.
Daddy Dearest reviews
Wilson muses after the dinner scene in "Love is Blind" (I promise this one isn't depressing!)
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Our Jayne isn't scared of anything...Right?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
ANDREWGEDDON!
Andrew Wells, your mission, should you choose to accept, is to go on a journey through time and space, to the world of the Mighty Boosh and nick back that bloody Shaman Naboo's book of Black Magic. You mean the one with the evil grandmas? Yes the one with the Grandmas. Now go!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,283 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Andrew, Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
It's Later Than You Think reviews
It had been three months since Wilson had given up and gone running into the big bright light... Gregory House gave up his life so his best friend wouldn't have to spend his last moments alone. And now he is a ghost. What do ghosts do? They haunt the living, and this one has a promise to keep.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Afraid reviews
Out in the black, the Reavers are hunting... But River knows what Jayne's really afraid of...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Jayne, Simon, River - Complete
THE CORNER OF NO AND WHERE reviews
"The girl's been crying for some time now but she keeps pushing us away. She only wants to talk to the Captain." Set post 'Objects in Space' but pre movie. Ever wondered why, after River presented herself as a risk to everyone aboard, Mal refused to leave Simon and River to fend for themselves in the big bad Verse? This is how I think he came to that decision. It's about home.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Mal, Inara, Jayne, River - Complete