Nerdy Nell
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Joined 04-26-13, id: 4688898, Profile Updated: 04-27-13
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, I rather hated fanfiction.

I thought it was lazy, indulgent, and perhaps subtly disrespectful to the original work. I thought it was like going to an new acquaintance's house and rearranging their furniture without asking permission. "You can't have everything you want--not even in fantasy!" I thought. Even though I'd never seen any fanfiction that was not lazy and indulgent, I had my doubts.

Then one day, I discovered Don't Panic!, a Lord of the Rings fanfic, and fell in love with it. And after that, I read the sequel and fell in love with it, too. Not only was the author's love and respect for Tolkien's world evident, but her depiction of the characters made me want to be a better person! If by some miracle you should ever read this, boz4PM, I really am in your debt. Thanks for showing me what fanfiction can be.

And now, funnily enough, I'm trying to write it myself. It's okay, I'll stand still as everybody hurls the rotten fruit. ;)

(Seriously, though, thanks to all who take the time to review!)

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The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Celegorm and Aredhel by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Romeo and Juliet set in Tirion before the Darkening of Valinor, starring Celegorm as Romeo, Aredhel as Juliet and Huan as Mercutio.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Celegorm, Aredhel
Ungoliant's song by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Ungoliant's more awesome than a modern Major-General; she'll feed on matters vegetable, animal and mineral. If this little description served to spark your curiosity, check out this silly song about a spider-shaped monstrosity!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Ungoliant - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Estel's Happy Childhood by Erestor reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Legolas Story by Erestor reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Story of Legolas and EnĂ³reth by CNell reviews
A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Luthien T. - Complete
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