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The Mortal Instruments

For Isabelle, an ass kicking Shadowhunter, who had a heart of steel, but underneath that was a heart of melted gold.

In remembrance to Max, who will always be a little boy, who died like a true Shadowhunter, and will now have forever to do what he has always loved, read manga.

For Jace, and his forever wicked sense of humor, and goddammed good looks.

For Jace's soulmate, Clary, who never stoped fighting, despite all that hit her.

For Will, who could have been Jace's twin, and was equally sexy, and annoying.If only they had met each other ...They both could hypnotize anything that moved.Long live the Herondales!

For Alec, who was a loyal parabatai,friend, brother, and brave enough to be a loyal boyfriend too.

For Maryse,who was a Shadowhunter in every shape and form, and an awesome mom. The mirror version of Isabelle.

And finally, for Church, the heart of The Institute and royal pet of all generations, a truly beloved cat to have met, and bit both Herondale boys.

The Vampire Diaries

For Damon,who was always the right brother and suffered more then anyone knew. By far the best choice,I don't know what the hell Elena was thinking.

For our favorite hybrid ,Klaus,who would give everything to Caroline if she would just accept him.

For Caroline, who was conceited at first but with becoming a vampire came a smart, witty, girl who didn't take anyone's crap.

For Rebekah, who just wanted love and a normal life, not to be a monster.

For Katherine, the definition of player and always a step ahead,whose motto was put yourself before others.Always.

Harry Potter

For Draco, who was confused, and needed someone to help him,though would never admit it.Forever stubborn and beautiful.

For Bellatrix, and all her wicked glory.I can't help but grin when I think of her.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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Business as usual by Kadzuki Fuchoin reviews
A normal day in life for Asami and Akihito.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 309,175 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/18/2013 - T. Akihito, Asami R.
Identity Crisis by zivaharknessBADWOLF reviews
Tessa needs help, but does she receive it from Jem, or Will? Or both? LEMONCART Tessa/Jem/Will Read and Review, Love the Love.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,417 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 558,767 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Only You Two by Lavareef reviews
To Haruka, Makoto and Rin are the only men who make him sing with emotion and pleasure. One night, Rin finds that he cannot stand the sight of Haruka flirting with another man. Haruka desperately tries to make Rin and Makoto see that he only wants the two of them…[Marinka/Rockband Au!]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 164,267 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Rin M.
Anchors Aweigh by Dizzydodo reviews
Pirate AU, Haru/Mako/Rin, Rei/Gisa/Tori. Rin and his crew encounter a thriving culture of pearl-hunters not inclined to part with their wealth. It would simplify affairs considerably if Haru weren't leading them. When Haru is captured by the pirates he loathes, he decides to make them pay for it. Everything backfires.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Rin M., Makoto T., Haruka N.
Rush Hour Crush by Miss-Murdered reviews
Makoto is a small town boy new to Tokyo who is struggling to attend university and earn enough to survive in the big city. But on the Metro one day, Makoto sees a guy - tall, dark and tattooed - and this chance encounter may make his time in Tokyo a lot more fun and interesting.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,861 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Makoto T., Sousuke Y.] Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Time for a Haircut by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Aoba is sick and tired of having to deal with Noiz and Koujkau constantly at each other's throats so when he notices that Noiz's hair is getting a little too long, he sees an opportunity to get the two in the same room... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Slight Violence! I hope you enjoy and please leave a review if u can! ENJOY! XD
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Koujaku, Noiz] - Complete
Bravado by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Noiz is stuck in Glitter because he has to recover from his injuries and HE IS BORED! Fortunately, he's not the only one stuck in the spacious apartment... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Slight Violence, Slight Bad Language! I hope you enjoy it and please review! ENJOY!XD
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2015 - [Koujaku, Noiz] - Complete
Haru has a Kink? by A.H. Nox reviews
Rin's was the first to be in a relationship with Haru. Makoto joined the two of them afterwards. But Makoto is the one fulfilling Haru's fantasies. Well, Rin can't have that. So he joins. (After Makoto is Loved, but stand alone.) warning- boyxboy(xboy), kinks, bdsm, practically PWP. Pairing: MaRinKa. ONE-SHOT
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Haruka N., Makoto T., Rin M.] - Complete
Playtime by stuphanie reviews
Noiz is feeling the pressure from work, and Koujaku distracts him in the only way he knows how. Dom!Noiz x Koujaku. Yaoi.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Koujaku, Noiz] - Complete
Bite Marks by Miss-Murdered reviews
Rin likes to leave bite marks on Haru to show exactly who he belongs to.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Rin M., Haruka N.] - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by Miss-Mason123 reviews
Originally a half RP session, half fic brainstorm idea done with my mate Sam when we decided we wanted Noiz and Aoba to get it on after they kissed in episode 3. You can find his fics at AO3 under the author name Creativedoodle. NSFW. NoizAo. Something that should definitely not be talked about in church.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Aoba, Noiz - Complete
Black Ace by MaxWaylandGrey reviews
There can't be any possible good on relationships based on lust, but Jace doesn't know better. AH/AU. Rated M. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,163 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Superposition by LeShaed reviews
So, thing: Rin has a tiny crush on Makoto which will never, ever work out and Rin knows it. No, really. Because Makoto and Haruka are like, destined to be together. Even if his two idiot best friends are determined to think otherwise. At least when everything crashes and burns, Rin will have been the voice of reason in this madness. Maybe. (Rin/Makoto/Haruka.) CH 8 POSTED: FINISHED
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
My Turn by minky-way reviews
It was a source of personal pride how fast he could make Mizuki a gibbering, desperate, moaning man. And tonight he decided to set a new record.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Mizuki, Sly Blue] - Complete
Proof of Being Alive by shinocchi reviews
Koujaku wasn't sure if he made the right decision by allowing Noiz into his life; Noiz wasn't sure if he was doing things out of impulse; They weren't sure if they should allow things to continue the way they are progressing. But, at the end of the day, they realized that no explanation was needed at all.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Koujaku, Noiz - Complete
Sanguis Vita Est by Shigure-san reviews
[DRACOxHarry, VAMPIRE!Draco] Whilst Voldemort's prisoner, Draco is made a vampire and forced to drink Harry's blood. Exploding with rage at what he now is, he helps Harry to kill Voldemort. But once back at Hogwarts, Draco finds himself addicted to Harry's blood. ((Front cover by Carlesjo))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 298,060 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Welcome to Olympus High by Takara Phoenix reviews
High school AU - Percy has to change school for the umpteeth time. This time, to a boarding school full of rich, spoiled brats. But not all are the same. He learns that when he joins the cheerleaders and falls in love with the quarterback, Nico di Angelo. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy - Sequel "Olympus High: Next Generation" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,714 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
Frozen (Aokise) by Adai E.B reviews
When Kise's modeling career explodes into stardom, the couple struggles to deal with the sudden changes in their relationship. Genre: Yaoi, Drama, Angst Content Warning: Explicit Sex Scenes
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,042 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
Bits of Sunshine by Terans-DinosaurCostume reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 441,715 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Damon S., OC
Good girls have some naughty toys by KrystyWroth reviews
Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,677 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Game by Enchanted47 reviews
Isabella Swan; AKA Kick ass football player. Bella is about to shake the college football world greatly as she got a full scholarship to go play football at Stanford. But, a girl playing football? How is that going to play over with her new teammates and how in the hell is she supposed to focus when she's got a super cute teammate and roommate? Guess you'll just have to read it(;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 88,973 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
Caught Short by VampireKissForever reviews
A free institue leads to an interesting predicament for Jace and Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,182 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Thunderstruck by CraftyUsername37927 reviews
Forces of nature collide when Percy and Jason's rivalry heats up and finally reaches a climax (in more ways than one;) Slash. One-shot. Percy X Jason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
One More Night by A. Padfoot reviews
DRARRY SLASH Prompt Maroon 5's One More Night
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
St Raziels Academy by SilverCarstairs reviews
TMI/TID IN SCHOOL! ALL HUMAN! Tessa should be pleased. She's back in America, plus, she gets to meet Clary again! But, like all things, there's a problem. The cliques, and one group in particular. The cool kids. The shadowhunters. Torn between two cliques and two boys, it's a good thing Tessa has Clary. Because she does have Clary…Right?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,281 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Clary F., Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Free To Be You and Me by Kryzanna reviews
Rin and Haru were old best friends, on rival swim teams and had incredibly nosy (but well-meaning) mutual friends. They never thought anything would change between them; until an awkward pool encounter causes a confused Rin to revise this belief. Contains yaoi (eventually lemons). RinHaru
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Haruka N., Rin M.] - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Bound by biddlediddle reviews
Once Makoto and Haruka have graduated high school, Haruka disappears from Makoto's life without a trace. Five years later, he comes back. Eventual MakoHaru.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,234 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
The Shadowhunters by MusicIsMyLife1214000 reviews
Tessa was the new girl - who had to learn social ranks fast. At the bottom, there dwell the geeks and the nerds. The middle class men. The populars. And at the top... The Shadowhunters. Gideon Lightwood. Gabriel Lightwood. James Carstairs and... William Herondale. And Tessa absolutely detested them. What do you do when your worst enemy becomes interested in taunting you?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,099 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Sophie - Complete
His Eyes by TheseScarletDropsofINK reviews
Kaname can't get Zero out of his head, but he doesn't understand why. No matter how much of Zero he claims, he still craves for more. Is this love? And if it is, then will Zero feel it, too? KanamexZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/20/2009 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
tarfu by fluffeels reviews
Fill for the knb kink meme where Aomine and Kagami are burglars who break into the model Kise's house and etc. Slash; dubcon; AoKagaKise.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Aomine D., Kagami T., Kise R. - Complete
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Loki's Mortal Pet by Hiddlestoner1998 reviews
Fem!reader / Loki basically PWP you wake up from a nightmare in your and Loki's chambers. He's there for you, wanting you the same way you always want him. Warning! Jotun!Loki M-rated for pure smut.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Loki - Complete
One night by Queen Lexi reviews
After winning the national cup, team captain Aomine decides to indulge himself in a night of fun, what he hadn't planned though was that that fun would come in leather pants and blonde hair. Aokise, smut
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Kise R., Aomine D. - Complete
Want by BlackKiskadee reviews
Everyone knows that Patch and Nora are attracted to each other in so many ways. So what happened on the night of their first time? Patch can tell you the true bliss about that special night. Rated M for Mature and sexual content. An extension of the great Hush, Hush series. This takes place after Finale! Read and review so I can get better please :)
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
I Thought Angels Were Meant to Save You by forever.young '94 reviews
Elle moved from her home down under to the town of Coldwater, where she meets the mysterious and alluring Patch. The better she tries to understand him, the harder it is to escape him. You know the drill with Patch- lots of danger and innuendos, haha ;
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,146 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Good Boy, Bad Boy by It's my delicious imagination reviews
AU. Kise Ryouta always considered himself as a decent human being, and in all his 26 years of life, he never crossed or overpassed that line. But sometimes, he found out by accident, there was something quite promising at being caught as the bad boy by an unknown handsome cop. Main AoKise, implied KiyoAka, KagaKuro and others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Kise R., Aomine D.
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Angelically Beautiful by abbydepp reviews
This is my sequel to my other Mortal Instrument story, Stunningly Attractive. This story is just about Jace and Clary's relationship while their family all react to their engagement. Rated T for language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,103 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Stealing a Thief's Heart by Takara Phoenix reviews
Jason is a detective trying to catch a thief. Percy is a waiter and thief trying not to be caught. Nico is Jason's rich boyfriend in love with a waiter and set on helping Jason. Will they keep the thief if they get him? Jason/Nico/Percy, slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,332 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5619 - Favs: 10,867 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
raised by a murderer by Werewolf not a goldenretriever reviews
in this fic Clary is raised by valentine, and Jace by the Lightwoods, and it's like how they met, and Clary trying 2 escape valentine.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Infect My Heart by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary: artistic, successful, in control. All her hard work has brought her to becoming the VP and sales lady of the prestigious Shadowhunter Academy. When she is forced to work with Jace, her life just might spin out of control.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Joke by sourw0lf reviews
Jace hasn't been himself lately and when he stops in to check on Simon things get out of hand. Warnings: Sex between two men, strong language. Jace/Simon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Stunningly Attractive by abbydepp reviews
My own take on what happened to Jace and Clary after City of Glass ended. Clary is a fully trained shadowhunter and Jace and Clary are in love and together. But what happens when Clary gets a package in the mail that barks and when Clary stumbles upon a brother and sister whose parents were killed by Valentine?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,590 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
That fallen angel My fallen angel! by lullabydoll456 reviews
i dont know wut to write here read it if you want, if you dont i dont care!:D COMPLETED! Please do not plagiarize. )
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,819 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
The Arrogance of Draco Malfoy by hexia reviews
Draco finds himself in a predicament that only marriage to a muggle born can solve, enter Hermione Granger. This is not a cliche story where Draco and Hermione fall in love at first sight, it's full of complications and Draco is still an arrogant man. If you enjoy angsty stories read ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,754 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Because Of You by Fly On Aya reviews
An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Blindfolded by you drive me crazy s-r cologne reviews
Blaise decides to make a fantasy of his come true. Draco/Hermione/Blaise. Three chapters of pure smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Saving Cinderella by Jinx33 reviews
Patch loves Nora now, but ever think of what happened in the beginning? What human girl caused Patch to fall, created him into the angel he was in the past, and the man he is today. This is the story of the girl who had nothing but created everything.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patch/Jev - Complete
Tempted by p3t3r33d reviews
Last chapter up!Nora and Patch are in love, but Nora feels that Patch wants more from her...Lots of Patch! Review Please!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
Hearts That Fit Together by tranquligee reviews
PatchxNora Fanfic with Lemons from the first chapter and throughout. Follow Patch and Nora in the ups and downs of their relationship with a lot of twists and turns thrown in! Enjoy. R&R!
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,475 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Interruptions by Crystal Mystery reviews
Out on the prowl, Damon is not best pleased when his less than pure intentions are interrupted by Jeremy Gilbert. Now the boy needs to be punished, not that either of them are complaining. Slash, rated M for a very good reason. Pretty OOC in my opinion.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Remembering Sunday by MaxWaylandGrey reviews
Clary and Jace are brought together by problems. Once together, they are faced with a bigger problem than their own. AU/AH Rated T
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,187 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Prima Nocte by Elvirina reviews
COMPLETE. Disarmed by a woman as crude and brash as himself, Emmett experiences a truly electrifying connection with the striking Rosalie Hale. Beauty is only skin deep and beneath the tough surface is a person of depth he never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,233 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
I Already Found Him by Sorry I Just Did reviews
Nora/Pacth, my first Hush, Hush fic. You know how they tell you to wait for the guy who does sweet things? Weel, Nora's already found him. RnR? Pure fluff!
Hush, Hush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clary's Tattoo by SpeakNow1118 reviews
One-Shot. When Jace sneaks into Clary's room late at night to apologize, he sees a little something that he didn't expect.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Jace vs Will by unforgiveable reviews
When Will and Clary start to spend time together, how will Jace react? One scene.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Jace W., Will H. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
When Bad meets Pure by straightlyconfused reviews
Not HBP or DH compatible. Draco is a bad to the bone Slytherin with no desire to fight any war, Hermione is a saintly Gryffindor whose life since 1st yr has centred around it. What will happen when Draco decides he wants Hermione to be by his side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 238,489 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Begging for Mercy by LostGetFound reviews
Set a while after City of Glass. Jace and Clary. Fluff and fighting. Jace flew forward, tackling the demon and throwing the knife from its hand. He punched the demon hard in its face, effectively breaking its nose. "I. Told. You. Not. To. Touch. Her."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,827 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Familiar Hauntings by celtic7irish reviews
Sebastian and Ciel are exploring a haunted house. Unfortunately, it's occupied. Sebastian x Ciel x OC. Complete.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Submit to Me by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
Ciel revels in the power that he holds. Ciel/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
My Angel by claryxjace reviews
Jace is the popular boy in school and can get any girl he desires but one girl is leaving him in questions. Clary Fray. She beautiful, smart and perfect but she is hiding something from him. A disease.Will Jace stick with her when it resurfaces? Or go on?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,097 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 175 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
That We Might Be Alive by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone, and how can Draco convince him that he’s changed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misplaced Trust by ElvenStrife reviews
A traitor threatens to expose Mirkwood to an orc threat. Legolas, along with the help of Aragorn, is determined to save his home and expose the traitor. Of course, nothing ever goes according to plan. Warnings - Torture, Violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,126 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Encounters by toxicgurl169 reviews
A Series of Sexual Encounters revolving around Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trolls by White Wolf1 reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are captured by trolls while crossing their territory, the two friends must use all of the skills, cunning and endurance, not to mention luck, that they possess just to survive.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,506 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hunted by Silivren Tinu reviews
A horde of orcs is sent out from Dol Guldur on a deadly mission, and when Legolas and Aragorn cross paths with them it soon becomes clear that not only their lives are at stake, but also the fate of the entire Woodland Realm. Friendship, angst, hc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ChocolateCoated Parseltongue by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's kink is Parseltongue. Harry's kink is chocolate all over Draco. How do they combine the two together? Seriously PWP, FLUFF and HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by Romie reviews
SLASH. Harry discusses the nature of addiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.