Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.This account is home to the ebil genius of two destructive madwomen.
One of them is the self-proclaimed goddess of snark, caffeine and Slytherin Quidditch players. She tends to refer to herself in the third person and likes to smite things. And people. Yes, people... mmmm...
The other is the equally ebil mistress of wooden cooking spoons and spastic Gryffindor Keepers. She tends to refer to herself in the first person and likes to mess with people's minds. Because it is A Lot Of Fun. Yes.
But read their stories. And laugh.
With all their other idiosyncrasies, they CAN pen a good bout of snark. You'll like it. We promise. Especially if you're ebil. And we know you are, because non-ebil people don't visit this place.