Author has written 28 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Dragon Ball Z, and Phineas and Ferb.
Hi, I'm VivaAmerica. You may call me VivaAmerica, Viva, or Viv.
Most of my stories will probably be about Hetalia because (1) I LOVE THAT SHOW and (2) it's such a broad subject you can write almost anything about it! Also note that I won't be writing any yaoi or yuri. I'm not a homophobe, but I am religious and that's what the Nyotalia characters are for right?
I also have a shared account with Jywy, Epic F. Awesomesauce, and Starfire67. Together we are The Epic Turtles, defenders of all things Hetalia (especially Spamano)!
MY MOTTO: I never got my acceptance letter to Hogwarts so I'm leaving the Shire to become a Jedi.
Favorite Hetalia Characters
Favorite Hetalia Pairings
Hetalia pairings I hate!
“I speak for the trees, and I’ll yell and I’ll shout, for the fine things on earth that are on their way out! They say I’m old fashioned, that I live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! They say I’m a fool to oppose things like these, but I will continue to speak for the trees!”
*If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
*Better to be silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt.
*Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas.
*If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
*That which does not kill me better run pretty darn fast.
*Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.
*Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
*When in doubt, press random buttons!
*Fighting is mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
*I’m not cynical, everything just sucks.
*A clear conscious is usually a sign of memory loss.
*Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
*Doors are on a house so you don’t have to go through windows.
*Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
*Fun flies when you’re doing time.
*I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
*I like deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
*I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.
*Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them.
*You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.
*It’s a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up…-_-
*Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face.
*You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s pretty much the same thing.
*Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes. After that it doesn’t matter, you’re a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.
*Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprise we lied about having cookies?
*I don’t have a short attention span, I just-ooh, a kitty!
*I’m not insane…I just do what the voices tell me to.
*I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
*There is a fine line between genius and insanity, I have erased that line.
*Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
*The rules only apply if you get caught.
*So many stupid people, so little duct tape.
*I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
*The dinosaur’s extinction wasn’t an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
*To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
*I’m here because Heaven wouldn’t take me and Satan was afraid I’d take over.
*We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in a different direction.
*Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends head.
*Pirates vs Ninjas…It’s kind of like vampires vs werewolves but cooler.
*Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.
*Guns don’t kill people. I do.
*Taste the rainbow – eat CRAYONS
*Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.
*I’ll be rich and famous once I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
*Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
*I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
*Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
*I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . tomorrow.
*If Tylenol, Duct Tape and a Band Aid can’t fix it, you have a seriously problem.
*A day without sunshine is like…night.
*It’s all fun and games until Spain gets his axe.
*Why read words when you can just kill the stuff words tell you stuff about?
*If all else fails, deploy the yak.
You say Twilight
*I AM NOT CRAZY! MY REALITY IS JUST DIFFERENT FROM YOURS!
*Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
*Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
*…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
*It’s a stupid idea, I’ll go first.
*“There’s a fine line between sanity and insanity and I have whiteout.”
*I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
*I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
*I like work. It fascinated me. I sit and stare at it for hours.
*"You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we try kill each other like civilized people?" (Wesley from Princess Bride)
*Men = Beginning of all problems
*I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She got raped. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.
1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite color and favorite animal)
3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink)
6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, VivaAmerica
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, VivaAmerica
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax,FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey),LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77, VivaAmerica
Yea, behold I do not fear your power nor your authority, but it is my God whom I fear; and it is according to his commandments that I do take my sword to defend the cause of my country... -Alma 60:28