DeannaSmith
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Joined 10-11-03, id: 469068, Profile Updated: 12-17-07
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Name: Deanna Cleveland

Myspace: www.myspace.com/BackOffMyGrill

Interest: Baseball, Wrestling, Music, Sports.

Music: Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Seether, Disturbed, Linkin Park.

Things that are funny: Sean Connery, The Leprechaun, Keven Federline...

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Courtesy Of Sirius…Or Was It Remus? by ElvenMuggle reviews
Sirius...Or Remus...Decide to lock Lily and James in a room in an attempt to finally bring them together. But, of course, the plan goes wrong and Lily, along with all of the marauders, all end up trapped. And then chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,499 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Christmas they won't forget by ElvenMuggle reviews
A Christmas story! Lily is furious when she and James get trapped under mistletoe together. Soon she finds out that the mistletoe is enchanted and if they don't kiss before December 25, then they are forced to kiss. But they don't want that...or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
THE KILLER CHIPMUNKS! by Chip and Dale reviews
The killer chipmunks are loose and they're coming after the humans. And the world just is not safe when they're on the loose.....R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004
True Confessions of Harry Potter by Pepsi King reviews
Come laugh at my stupid story about Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003
James Potter's Bad Morning by PaintedBlank reviews
James tries to make a smoothie and it all goes downhill from there
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Simplified by Schubaltz reviews
For anyone who was confused by this great story, this fic probably won't help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 5/16/2004
I'm Hungry! by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius' quest for a snack! Thrill as he drives the rest of the Order to the brink of insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Sirius B.
NYC Lord of the Rings by crystal illusion reviews
What if your favourite Lord of the Rings characters got transported to the the time of today? Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Gimli, Legolas,Gandalf, Arwen, Eowyn and the four hobbits enconter humerous dilemas at Mcdonalds, while shopping and much more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003
Worlds Apart by Plasmolysed Cell Membrane reviews
[COMPLETED] Two teenagers who found themselves in a huge mess because they were in love and it just gets worse. A story about life and death. And about belonging. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Endings by edgy wedgy reviews
Sick and tired of endless fanfics which never get to the point? This is THE ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2002
A Snape Christmas by Taxman reviews
Okay you paragraph finatics. I fixed it. If it's still screwed, well, just read the story!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2000
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ThongsBikinis reviews
What happens at Hogwarts when everyone is forced to wear thongs and bikinis! The men in thongs and the women in bikinis.... Bad title. Stupid story. Trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004
Harry Potter American Idol reviews
Everybody from Harry Potter and some people from The Lord Of The Rings all try out for American Idol. They have to go to the top to see who is the next American Idol. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004
The Bright Red Bikinis reviews
Barney, Barbie, and Tellytubbie suits! What will happen to Frodo and all of the prisoners when everybody goes MAD! R&R PLEASE! Flame if you must.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
CLICK CLICK BOOM! reviews
Harry and gang head off to Hogwarts and are in for a very suprising and stupid year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
Ron the ugly boy reviews
Who thinks Ron is ugly? I think Ron is ugly so I made a story about it. R&R. please?COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003