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Author has written 6 stories for Familiar of Zero, Touhou Project, RWBY, Pokémon, and Worm.

Don't Say Vampire

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Don't Say Vampire Final Author's Notes

Hey everyone, thanks for sticking with me all this time.

DSV was born from me playing the game Final Dusk, which features a cute lil' vampire, and thinking "Taylor as vampire. Hmm." And then I read somewhere that there weren't enough fics about Faultline, so I thought "Yeah, Taylor joins Faultline's crew." And it blossomed from there.

Originally I wanted to follow this story all the way until what Madison hints at in the epilogue comes to pass, but that would require at least a hundred thousand more words. I know there's plenty fics that far surpass that kind of length, but I didn't want to write something that long. 200k is honestly pushing it a bit (for me). A sequel could be cool, but I don't see myself writing it in the near future.

At the end of it all, I enjoyed writing this a lot. It got mixed reception, especially the Madison chapters, but to be honest those were the most fun. I gave Madison a borderline sociopathic personality and it was loads of fun exploring it. Swapping POVs is always messy though.

Anyways, thanks for reading. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions / concerns / just want to chat. And as one last note...

I never used the word vampire~



Look how cute he is! -Planeshunter

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Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
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5 Hours, 24 Minutes by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
Once every decade, Sakuya gets exactly six hours of vacation time on her birthday. Of course, without her around, it doesn't even take *that* long before everything in the Scarlet Devil Mansion starts going to hell...
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The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
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Don't Say Vampire reviews
Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.
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Rose Petals in the Snow reviews
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Satori in Kalos reviews
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Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,189 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Calem/Calme, Satori K. - Complete
Cumulus reviews
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The Scarlet Devil Mansion is Now Hiring reviews
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Gray Morality reviews
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