Deidara
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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man.
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The Travels of the Master of Death - The Prince that was Promised by StrawHatLuffy94 reviews
After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Truer words were never spoken by Dumbledore when Harry found himself as the Master of Death. Now, Harry is reborn as the Crown Prince of a realm on the brink of civil war. Can he stop the darkness to come?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,025 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,924 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Harry P., Jon S.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,052 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14568 - Favs: 10,242 - Follows: 9,926 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,574 - Reviews: 3453 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 8575 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,092 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Tell Me The Reason Why by SensiblyTainted reviews
Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 315,109 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P.
The Shinobi Princess by Winged Lady Colette reviews
At the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War, Sakura takes an unexpected trip into the time of Konoha's Founding.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,320 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Path Home by GaleSynch reviews
"Even the most ignorant of children will grow up the right way once they learn of pain." An irreverent orphan girl reborn as Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest, least talented but most troublesome son, with the inability to get a taste of what will make growing up right—pain. AU, SI/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,206 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Pain/Pein, OC
Kingdom cut scenes by Qiang Lei reviews
Kingdom short stories. Spoilers for current scanlations only (no spoilers from raws / history). If you have any wish for a specific scene, just ask in the reviews.
Kingdom/キングダム - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 3/9/2014
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,353 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32268 - Favs: 19,232 - Follows: 15,684 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Pinwheels in the Wind by XxZuiliu reviews
"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 502 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Orochimaru, Sakumo H., OC
Ground Zero by Renaerys reviews
They both survived Uchiha Sasuke, and now they're hunting him. Deidara wants to kill him, Karin wants to save him. Each seeing opportunity in the other, they call a truce until they can find their target. Or kill each other in the process. Whichever comes first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Deidara, Karin U.] Yugao U., Baki - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Achromatic Sky by Ms. Mumpsimus reviews
People don't know what they have until it's gone—It's a simple truth that they often forget.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,493 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Mr Mom by Keono reviews
You can take your kids to the park, but beware, there may be some predator lurking in the shadows. That or a very concerned Mr. Mom. General, Humor, POV of another. No slash. For Mother's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Sasori, Deidara, Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twist of Fate by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 723,060 - Reviews: 3991 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 430 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupboard by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 342 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 358 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Art of Folding by Momosportif reviews
After his return from Japan, Tiedoll is plagued with memories of the city, due in part to his living souvenir, new pupil Kanda. But perhaps he's just bending things incorrectly and Kanda may be just the person to show him how it's done. Boys are Hoshino's
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Mother Of The Law by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Teru Mikami is not an easy child to raise. According to his mother he is arrogant, reckless, and finicky, and she doesn't have the time or money to deal with him. Can an encounter with the Yagami family help her look at things differently? Slight AU
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
The Darth Vader Polka by buduica reviews
There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 334 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 309 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 6,267 - Follows: 1,439 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
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Synthetic Soldiers reviews
Twenty years old Allen Walker was an exorcist of the Black Order and suspected of associating with the fourteenth Noah, when he was murdered by the Millennium Earl. He is reborn in a cold birthing pit of the second exorcist project.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,882 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Millenium Earl, Neah
Branco, Preto e Cinza reviews
AU. Humanity's battle against the Noah Family persists in an universe where the Black Order doesn't exist, and Exorcists live alone or in small groups scattered around the world. Allen unexpectedly becomes part of a new organization and will discover she is more than a mere Innocence accommodator, turning into one of the main protagonists in the war. Kanda/Fem!Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] Cross Marian, Tyki Mikk
Shake the World reviews
AU. What was believed to be an old fairytale few still told their children turns out to be closer to reality than anyone expected, with potential to radically change the ninja lifestyle. Meanwhile, a young and ambitious boy finds himself dragged in the middle of the conflict, as he tries to create the ultimate art.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,832 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki