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Joined 04-28-13, id: 4692575, Profile Updated: 04-03-16
Author has written 3 stories for Morganville Vampires, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Web Shows.

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My name is Scarlett and I'm 15. I normally upload on Wattpad or Elysian Fields so if you want to see my stories there my username is llamas_and_bullets. I'm unhealthily obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer (my greatest achievement is that I watched a whole series in one day) and I started writing fan fiction about it this year. Fair warning, I'm not very consistent in how often I update.

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Its A Boy Girl Thing by WritingToPlease reviews
Based on the film Its A Boy Girl Thing. Claire Danvers is the type to keep herself to herself, where as Shane Collins is the popular boy who everyone wants to be around. So what happens when Claire and Shane have an argument and they end up switching body's? How will they switch back? Will they learn how to put up with each other? Bad summary but please read :)
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,849 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
My Boys by RiverDapple reviews
Seventeen-year-old Phoebe has had her past go up in literal flames. She now has to learn how to live with her godfather, who she's only ever met once, and his flatmate. AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire fanfic - not Phan
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,354 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Second Chance by FictionalCharactersAreBetter reviews
Second Chances aren't something that come along very often. But Shane and Claire's lives haven't been the same since they've gone their seperate ways, but when their second chance comes along, will they take it despite what's happened in the past and the consequences the future holds for them?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
Ghost of Phil's Past by TouchofCute reviews
Two months of sadness. Two months of loneliness. Two months of mourning the death of a best friend. That's soon going to change when Phil Lester finds out that he's not alone.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
For the Love of Nessie by Unobia reviews
Who wants to know what happens after the twilight saga finishes? 7 years on and Nessie has started to see life is not as simple as it seems. (new character: Luke) Hey guys, this is never finished so plz follow so you know when updates are available! Do u like the cover I drew it myself. This story has new characters, vampires, shifters of many kinds and works like the twilights.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] OC
Exposed by multifandomer reviews
Ridgewell High School is known for its fast spreading rumours. So when someone starts a blog dedicated to outing people's secrets, everyone becomes paranoid that theirs will be next.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
As Mad As A Hatter & As Sweet As Honey by Kittylover118 reviews
Meet Beth Davidson. She's a vampire and human psychiatrist hired by Amelie to trick prisoners and convicts to confess and give up some of their allies. But she's much happier when Amelie asks for her to monitor the tall, dark, handsome, moody, oddly-dressed scientist called Myrnin. Please R&R! x MV belongs to Rachel Caine not me!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013
The Fake Relationship by multifandomer reviews
Dan doesn't like to be rude, so when he is hit on by Chris, a transfer student from another university, he decides to pretend he has a boyfriend, grabbing Phil. When Phil finds out he is sharing a room with Chris, Dan and Phil begin a fake relationship.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Double Wedding & A Bassinet by KissofDeath8487 reviews
Sequel to 'Halloween in Morganville' Claire & Eve's Wedding. What happens when Claire finds out she might be pregnant?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
My Life Was Like A Fairytale by SherlocktorWho reviews
Sometimes life can be like a fairytale. There's the good moments: the heroes, and the bad moments: the villains. And then there's always that time when you try to find your Prince Charming. And sometimes you succeed. And if you're lucky, you might even get a happy ending. Dan/OC, with Phil/OC. NOT PHAN. Rating may go up in later chapters.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
The Unexpected Pair by 123onlyforyou reviews
Clary is just another face in the crowd at her high school. However, she is one the few girls at the school who doesn't fall for the school's "Golden Boy", Jace Herondale. What happens when she and the most popular boy in school end up in the Principle's office and have to serve the punishment together? Will their hatred grow, or turn into something else? Rated k to be safe
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Jace W., Clary F., Isabelle L., Maia
Confusion by AHDSK reviews
Set just after Bitter Blood. Shane convinces Claire to stay in Morganville with him and try and fix their relationship. Eve and Michael are fighting, Michael is acting different around Claire and An old enemy returns to Morganville. Clane and clyrnin moments...who will she choose
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 55,747 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Myrnin
Trapped by Stephaniecrow9 reviews
Shane, Michael and Eve are all 16 and Alyssa is 15. They all go to Morganville High. There is a new girl, Claire Danvers. What happens when the gang start to notice something strange happening to Claire. Will they find out what Claire's life is really like back home? How bad is her parents drug addiction and how far will her parents go to keep their child quiet? Please R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,877 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Claire D., Alyssa C./Lyssa
Happy Days? by Bestgoth247 reviews
Summary: Sequel to first date! What happened after the date? Are Claire and Shane still together? Bye to the famous romance Eve and Michael? R&R .All will be revealed. I suck at summaries so you might want to read just a little...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G.
Secrets and Deception by MoniChocoholic reviews
I have been abused by my father ever since the accident happened on my 6th birthday. I can't blame him for abusing me since it was my fault that he has become this monster. My name is Clary Morgernstern and now I am 16 years old. Today was the day that changed my life forever. It all started when I walked onto the stage and the golden haired boy dressed in all black caught my eye.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Traumatized by trapdoorspider reviews
Eve gets her old job back at Common Grounds. But is it safe? Story better than summary.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Eve R., Oliver
The Switched by Mikibaby94 reviews
Inspired by PleaseToWrite the idea goes to her, i just added my ideas in the mix. Claire exiled from her old life comes to morganville where she meets Shane Collins, they both got on bad terms and will be, until they live in each others shoes! Will they get back to normal? will they fall for one another or hate each other? come join in on the fun! It will be worth reading! *ENJOY!*
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
Double bad luck by Kiki-or-Coco reviews
Sequel to 'Shane I'm pregnant' Ysandre is back; wanting revenge for Bishop's death. Now her undercover vampires are starting to fight back, Morganville will need to battle again... but will everyone survive? Following directly on from 'Shane I'm pregnant'; will life ever be normal for Claire and the gang?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Claire D., Eve R., Michael G., Shane C. - Complete
Bob's day out! by Saphy16 reviews
This is just a fun little one-shot all about Bob the spider! Please read and review! WE SERIOUSLY NEED BOB ON THE CHARACTER LIST!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Myrnin - Complete
Shane I'm pregnant by Kiki-or-Coco reviews
Set during bite club; Shane's turned into a monster, fighting constantly with the other housemates and Claire; but now Claire needs Shane more than ever... but will he ever listen? A new style of fanfic, sort of wrote in diary style entries; with each of the housemates showing their own personal views. Please review with what you think and any ideas about the story xx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Michael G., Shane C., Claire D., Eve R. - Complete
A Form of Revenge by sydneysages reviews
Tessa forces Will to face his greatest fear as payback. /CLOCKWORK PRINCESS SPOILERS
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Truth or Dare -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil, the nerdy 'Bi' boy everybody beats up is just about to reieve another beating when he's saved by a brown haired boy. Dan is the new kid at school who cant stand bullying. they meet completely but accident, yet it seems it was fate. seriously these summaried get worse and worse. im sorry .
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Without Reason by Zellarest reviews
Dan comes back from the world of internet fanfiction once again, shocked at the results. He looks upon Phil with lingering thoughts from his experience.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Meeting Phan by lardidar reviews
Phil was told to meet PJ and Chris, what he didn't know was that he was going to be meeting a beautiful man named Dan Howell, it grew awkward between the two. Could Phil pull it off though, or would they never get only well. -The next chapter will be up soon!-
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012
Common Enemy by sydneysages reviews
Set during Feast of Fools to Carpe Corpus. Bishop is engaging in battle and Amelie cannot destroy him. What if, like before, she calls on the other type of vampire, specifically Eric Northman and his gang? Sucky summary. R&R
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Eric, Amelie
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The Past Is Now reviews
When faced with a demon attack, Buffy, Spike, their children, and Willow are forced to flee. But, Willow's spell goes wrong and they find themselves stuck in a different year, not just a different location.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Buffy S., Spike, Willow R.
Runaways - A Dan Howell Fanfiction reviews
Carmen hates her life. As simple as that. Her parents are blind to the fact that her 'perfect' sister is bullying her and all she want to do is get away. What happens when one night when she runs away from home, injured? Will she be left on the street or taken in? - Contains self-harm and abuse, could be triggering
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2016 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Secretly Sisters Discontinued reviews
Imagine what would happen if our two favourite Morganville girls were related. But what if Claire's parents never intended for eve to find out? What would they do to keep thier secret safe? My first fanfic so be nice :) please R&R rated T just to be safe
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G.