Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon, Teen Titans, and Frozen.
*Please Read This!*
If I haven't posted or updated anything in over a month, I've either:
Gone on vacation without telling you all. Sorry!
Become deathly sick and am unable to write.
Totally forgotten to update/post.
Been unable to connect to the internet.
If it has been over a year, then unfortunately, I'm dead. So long!
Hey! My name is TheElementHero! Thanks for visiting my profile!
The Actual Author(s?)
Guess what? TheElementHero is actually 3 people! Well, not really. I'm Tedros Elix Halo. I write everything, OCD check everything, make the pctures, profile... ect. My cousin, Rukia Hikari, adds the humor, gives me ideas, and whacks me if I forget to write. And... DUN DUN DUN! Kein Novo(pronounced KAY-in), my buddy, does the author's notes as InvisibleVoice. (Get it? Kein Novo? InvisibleVoice? Ha ha... no.) But still, everything is all Tedros, so just address us as such, or, if you prefer, TheElementHero. That's all!
My Profile Picture
That, my friends, is as close as you're going to get to a photo of the real me. Yup. I LUV ACHAAZ. (That's Archers, for those who don't speak TheElementHeroian) I like the primary colours a WHACK TON, so I featured them here. I love drawing manga, so, it's chibi style. Took me 4EVAR! (Well, actually only an hour...) And yes, for those who are wondering, my hair actually is purple at the front. I dyed it. :)
Fake friends: Will look at you like your a freak when you shout "I LOVE (crushes name goes here)!"
Real friends: will shout it with you.
Fake friends: will never ask for any thing.
Real friends: will shout "GIMME THAT THING!"
Fake friends: will be polite to your parents.
Real friends: will be rude to your parents and call them Mum and Dad.
Fake friends: will never tell your crush you love them.
Real friends: will grab a megaphone and shout, "ATTENTION EVERYONE (your name) LOVES (crushes name)!"
Fake friends: will say, "here have my drink." If you spill yours or want another drink.
Real friends: will shout, "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DRINK I DON'T WANNA GET YOUR GERMS!"
Fake friends: will cheer you up when you boyfriend has broken up with you.
Real friends: will walk over to him and say, "If you don't apologise right now you will wish you never dumped her." And get ready to punch him.
Fake friends: will come to your house for a sleepover three times every year.
Real friends: will come to your house on a random day and shout, "TIME FOR THE PARTY!"
Fake friends: will help you clean up a mess you made.
Real friends: will walk past you and say, "Four words: be.a.faster.cleaner."
Fake friends: will bail you out of jail.
Real friends: will be sitting in the cell next to your's and shout, "BEST.ROBBERY.EVER!"
Fake friends: Will be like NPC'S and do nothing.
Real friends: Will be very annoying and talk to much.
Fake friends: Will give you your stuff back.
Real friends: Will have lost your junk and say, "Sorry, would you take a JB soundtrack instead?" (I would say, "HECK NO!")
Fake friends: Are for a while.
Real friends: Are forever.
Fake friends: will ignore this.
Real friends: Will copy and paste this onto their profile.
The Best Copy-Paste
94% of teens would freak out if Justin Bieber was standing on a 1,000ft building threatening to kill himself. Copy this to your profile if you're a part of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "DO A BACKFLIP!" XD
The Copy-Paste Section
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you ever started laughing for no reason then copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever been at full health in a video game and then died for no reason copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, TheElementHero
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.
If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, TheElementHero
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of heven
If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) AnimeCat92 (I LOVE my kangaroo plushie!) Leafeonlover (I have a pikachu plushie which I love YaY and a teddy I've had forever), MitzvahRose (Stuffies need love too!), Kayla Edwards (Geez, how many stuffed animals do I have? At least thirty), Zelda maniac (I sometimes hug my brown bear when I get scared- then I feel 5 again -_-), TheElementHero (Who doesn't love Pikachu?)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you laugh at inappropriate moments, CAPTIYP.
If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.
If you believe in heaven, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile
Touching Story Time!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
The Ten FanFiction Commandments
(In Order of Most Importance to Least)
1. You shall not leave any story unfinished. EVER.
2. You shall not flame anyone's story. Even if they deserve it.
3. You shall always review the stories you read. Even if you don't wanna.
4. You shall not copy anyone else's work without giving them credit. Seriously.
5. You shall not forget to put in the disclaimer. And make it interesting.
6. You shall not forget to include humor. Even if it's a sad fic.
7. You shall not forget the author's note. And make it funny.
8. You shall always reply to your reviews. With humor.
9. You shall always respect your readers' opinions. Even if they suck.
10. You shall not forget the InvisibleVoice, because if you do he'll kill you. No offence.
Random Tales About Me
Soooo... you should know I have a really awesome imagination. I sometimes space out when someone's talking and the next thing I know, I'm being yelled at to listen. Sheesh. It's not my fault I have a short attention span.
I also get so lost in my thoughts that sometimes I can't tell if something's real or not. One time I ask my best friend about something I thought we did or saw, and he's all like "Da'heck are you talkin' 'bout?"
Another thing is that I have some mild form of OCD. EVERYTHING MUST BE RIGHT! I always grammar check my stories, check for spelling, yadda yadda yadda. When I design something it has to be symmetrical, and if my friends mess something up, I have to fix it. I guess you guys like it though 'cause you get stories that are almost grammatically perfect.
I live a really weird life. Sometimes I go crazy and act like my favourite characters. One time I went all Raven-ey (which was weird 'cause I'm a dude) and everyone was all "Uh, are you OK man?" So I went back to being me, which is a weird mix between Beast Boy, Ash, Ichigo, and Robin.
Yes, I'm always hyper. Like those guys.
Did I metion I'm easily distracted? 'Cause sometimes I'm talking about something, and I'll start to... Oh, hey, there's a kitten! Awww... I love kittehs!
Oops. See what I mean?
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy my stories and such. I feel that if you understand what it's like to be me, you'll put up with my writing. So, I'm glad you read all this, and if you skipped it...
SHAME ON YOU!
Peace out and such!
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