Moron 1 and Moron 2
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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hey! We're Morons 1 and 2!

Salutations fellow humanoid lifeforms. I am Moron 1 (This is me, Fifi, not you). We are going to have moments (or long periods of time) where we are completely random and/or insane. You have been warned.

We might not look at any of your reviews, doesn't matter if they're good or bad. We also might not update (ever), because we're two different people with two different lives. We'd appreciate it if you gave us creative criticism, but we'll probably just ignore you. An example of creative criticism is:

"I appreciate that you described the setting in such detail, but I wish that you had described the characters' backgrounds better."

We also would like to point out that we go to school (which sucks, but what can you do?), and we have lives that do tend to be busy (Hays' especially). Also, we have no idea what to do with this space, so if you just bored yourself to death reading this, you may have our apologies, depending on who you are.

If you are not one of those people, we have no idea who you are. And since the only person I know on here is Fuey123, she is excused.

Not that she would be reading this anyways.

If she is, get off your lazy butt and read any story we may write! Review as well!!!!

Thank you,

Felicity and Hazel

P.S. Are those our real names or not? The world may never know.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7191 - Favs: 10,833 - Follows: 11,953 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,174 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 4,815 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Shadow, Shine And Shades by dra6on reviews
Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,985 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,985 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 5,617 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 198,871 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 7,864 - Follows: 8,509 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,696 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 4,908 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Life Hates Me by LeFay Strent reviews
"I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist," she spoke carefully, as if testing the validity of the words. It made the situation that much more real, more intimidating, more hopelessly confusing. "…life hates me."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,179 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC
Lamia by Kiera27 reviews
A simple potion, a not so simple explosion, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be Harry James Potter. Creature fic. Slash. Harry/Severus/?maybe. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,980 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 3,951 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews
Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Cat's Cradle by Aki13th reviews
Post-manga. After discovering that Greed is still alive, Selena sets out to get him out of Lin's body and into his own. Unfortunately, things are never quite that simple. After having to escape from Xing and deal with Amestrian political issues, things could get as tangled as a cat's cradle. GreedOC. Sequel to Curiosity Killed the Cat.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Greed, Ling Y., OC
Stolen by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED What if Naruto was a girl? What if she found out that Madara was involved with the Uchiha massacre? What if the gods gave her a chance to kill him? What if Zetsu was willing to help her? What if she took his Tobi identity for herself?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruko U.
Secunda Fortuna by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He had survived the final battle, but he carried something with him. Fearing the reaction the wizarding world would have, Harry Potter left and traveled to Gotham City… Slash. BW/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,163 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Harry P., Bruce W./Batman]
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,339 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.]
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,377 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Providing Leverage by Shikatanai reviews
Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful family like the Dursleys. She's sure that the Leverage family will do a much better job. Too bad she left the letter on the porch...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,422 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,802 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H. - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Akina Chronicles: Book 1 Crimson & Clover by MangekyoMarie reviews
Follow the life of my OC, taking the journey to become the head of her clan. What will happen when things don't go easily as planned? Will her rival/comrade Itachi Uchiha become her only friend? Find out, ya already wasted time reading this. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,541 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4422 - Favs: 10,220 - Follows: 12,200 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Surrender by Shadow of an Echo reviews
The Captains are called to a meeting, where they expect another potentially boring update on the peacetime happenings in the soul society. What they find is anything but. Ichigo is back, only he isn't alone, but his companion is a little, ah, different than usual. For one he is a lot smaller, and oh yeah, they are going to have to wait until he's born to meet him! Yaoi and Mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,352 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mortem Cantor by Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 4,410 - Follows: 6,599 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Anonymous by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi Uchiha is the publisher of Akatsuki magazine, and receives monthly entries from a robust young erotica writer calling them self "Tokumei" he is very curious about the mysterious "girl", but "she" is a lot closer to home than he thinks. ITASASU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,428 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/26/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 6,807 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Deal With A Deity by SecretAnimosity reviews
When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oh My Dear Voldemort by Summers First Snow reviews
After Voldemort died not only did he make Harry a Horcrux, but also claimed him as his soul mate. This is the story of a Harry, Hathor, who kills his family, is found and raised by the Addams. Warning Cross dressing, murder... Fun. LV/HP/FW/GW SS/? ;3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 216,929 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Reverse by kingburu reviews
Post-Endgame. Dick spit the blood out of his mouth and cringed in pain. He looked up through the broken lenses of his mask, and ripped the cowl off Zoom's face. Wally's cool green eyes stared straight back at him. "Wh...What the...?" One year after the death of Wally West, Dick Grayson finds his best friend. Dick Grayson x Wally West. Dick Grayson x Evil!Wally West.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,663 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Bart A./Impulse
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5404 - Favs: 8,423 - Follows: 9,848 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Physical Activity by go.suck.on.a.lemon reviews
Wally sees something he probably wasn't meant to. Featuring Bruce Wayne: YogaBat! Slash warning, don't like don't read.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aridethdar reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry during a family vacation to the Americas when Harry is very young. With no knowledge of who he is, where he lives, or even his name. He is found by a magical family with...issues and they decide to take him. However, when they realize WHO he is, they have to make some … changes. The WW is in for a shock! HP/LV(TR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3342 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 4,974 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Two Scarred Souls Heal Each Other by Vain Gloriousness reviews
Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,017 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Naruto: Mixed Bloodlines by AlucardBahamut reviews
A long time ago, the Clans wandered all over the countries. Many times they had children they didn't know about; many times those children married into other families. So naturally, many Clans had descendants in other Clans that they never knew about. Naruto just happened to have Kaguya blood in him and what's more: he just happened to be born with the Shikotsumyaku. Pairing in AN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Gaara's New Family by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Better than it sounds. SLASH. Gaara makes a wish for someone to care for him. Magic grants said wish. Enter Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry James Potter. GaaSasu NaruShino KakaIru ZabuHarry HinaHaku. Up for Adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Yoko-Mama by Helexander reviews
After the first Makai Tournament, Koenma asked Kurama for one last favor. After checking into the massive surge of spiritual energy in England, Kurama returns to Japan, and the real story from there is anyone's guess. And everyone's guessing. Kurama is not amused. Hiei thinks it's hilarious.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Kurama M.
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Love At First Touch by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
At the tender age of eleven Harry had to touch Voldemort to save himself… that touch left marks beyond the ones on Quirrell's body, emotional marks… marks that awoke something much bigger than anyone could expect and hope…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Theodore N. - Complete
Button Up Your Overcoat by psiten reviews
Ed could untie knots in the fifth and sixth dimensions blindfolded. He could convince the military he fell through a rabbit-hole, and even stop a Drachman invasion (with a little help), but he can't seem to avoid dating Roy Mustang (which is maybe okay). But here's hoping they can collar a General trying to trigger a three-way war before he destroys the world. 2003 Anime/Movie AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Piercing Snow by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Dudley's innocent push starts Harry journey into Snow and beyond. An open wound grants him a wish. A mistake makes him the tool to the greatest man he had ever met. (A Harry is Haku story) Slash, violence, and a little bit of love. (Formerly Ice Ice Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Zabuza M. - Complete
Oyster Sashimi, Olive Martini by lucius-complex reviews
Because really, who else would be insane enough to slurp sexy aphrodisiac foods with their arch-enemies but Tony Stark? Part of 'Flawed Design' Series. Warnings for mild non-con.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The 10th Night by Trekiael reviews
Wars change everyone. And two years after the last one, Byakuya notices the changes. Then again, maybe war is not the only responsible. Especially when it comes to Renji's strange behaviour.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Repeat by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Naruko, the blond Rokudaime of Konoha, is sick of Madara throwing her into the past every time she's about to defeat him. However after five 'repeats', the Fox has had enough and decides to interfere. Now she's been thrown farther into the past than ever before, and given a chance to change the future. Can Naruko stop Madara before he throws her back again? Naru/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruko U., Itachi U.
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 11,140 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Naruto of the Acid Rain by Tomaxor reviews
Naruto learns early on that fear has great power, but it is not without its cost. Insanity threatens to break his mind. Will he fight it, embrace it, or maybe just cause some chaos along the way. Darker/Smarter/Crazier Naruto, Poison/Explosive/Genjustu using Naruto. M-rated for language, disturbing images, and gore. ON HAITUS FOR NOW, SORRY :(
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,006 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Drive me Crazy by dragonmaiden50 reviews
Uryuu has been avoiding Ichigo, so he finally decides to get down to the bottom of it. Smut, lemon, yaoi, YAYNESS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Pocket Destiny by wickedlfairy17 reviews
There are places, that are full of wonder, mystery, magic, and danger. Places that no one has ever seen before, places that to survive you have to be as Mad as a Hatter. Harry intends to see them all, yet one cannot visit these places without being changed themselves and it is in the change where the truly interesting things happen. Come explore. We're all Mad here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Aki13th reviews
14-year-old Selena lives a good life causing trouble for Greed and his men. At least until he brings in a certain suit of armor... Some familial and slightly romantic GreedOC. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 73,154 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Greed, Alphonse E. - Complete
Floo Flashers by teshara reviews
For the Lucius Big Bang. Although the Death Eaters lives have been limited after the war, they find a way to rebel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Severus S., T. Rowle - Complete
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku •
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Imminence by Stalker of Stories reviews
ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Seal Mishaps by sakurademonalchemist reviews
During a routine training exercise in the Forest of Death, Mochi gets sucked into an alternate reality where she doesn't exist! Now she has to figure out how to get home and possibly help Naruto become a better ninja. Can Mochi heal the hidden wounds that lie in Konoha, or is the infamous Kidnapper about to bite off more than she can chew? Spin off from Dear Kami There's 2 of them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Anko M.
A Physical Pain by PerpetualRetrograde reviews
Ace x Luffy. The characters of One Piece placed in a modern world setting. Ace can't seem to get over the fact his baby brother is growing up. As he sees sides of Luffy he didn't know existed, Ace is forced to come terms with his own rapidly developing feelings as well as the gap that he senses pulling them apart.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Mustang by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Ed needs to go to Resembool to get his arm fixed, and Al and Roy come along. When Ed goes for a ride on Winry's new horse, innuendos fly high, and Ed is gonna pay for teasing Roy. Yaoi, RoyxEd, rated for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Still Rebellious by A.Eelif reviews
Sequel to "Rebellious". Ichigo and Uryuu still haven't finished that Biology project. This time they try a different venue...Uryuu's apartment. Will they do the Biology project or just end up doing each other instead?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Girl Who Died by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Captain Zaraki of Squad Eleven isn't as heartless as one would think, especially when it comes to small children. So when he comes across a child drawing in her own blood, he takes her in. Chaos ensues as they learn that Hana is really the girl-who-lived...now dead! Will Hogwarts stand or is Dumbledore in for more than he bargained for? Fatherly Zaraki!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., K. Zaraki
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Tonight, I'm Gonna Let You Be My Equal by A.Eelif reviews
The sequel to "Tonight, I'm Gonna Let You Be The Captain". Byakuya and Renji have been in a sexual relationship for a few weeks and Renji is beginning to feel used. Will Renji ever confess how he feels about his Captain? If he does will Byakuya reciprocate his feelings?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,701 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Promotion to Lover by Haihai-BAKAdesu reviews
When Byakuya accidentally overhears a love confession from Renji, he realises he'll do anything to hear it again. Renji will soon realise just how powerful 3 little words are. Ren x Bya -Yaoi alert!-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,810 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Care to Explain by Robin Red R reviews
"Care to explain why the hell you are making out with /Richard Grayson/ the minute Robin's back is turned?" The team finds out Robin's secret I.D. in a rather surprising manner. Slash: Kid Flash/Robin – Wally/Dick. Pre-Invasion.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,233 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin] Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Between the Pages by Thirrin73 reviews
Come, step into a world of fantasy. But, beware. The forest is an awfully dangerous place. And, once you enter, you won't want to leave. MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuraHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Rebellious by A.Eelif reviews
Ichigo and Uryuu are biology lab partners and have to complete a project together after school at Ichigo's house. If this is a biology project then why is Uryuu standing in Ichigo's bedroom completely naked? There is a sequel to this fic called "Still Rebellious".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Broken Fates by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry learns through Sirius that he has family outside England. Being fed up with Dumbledore, he takes a chance and moves to Konoha. His presence in the village sets off a chain reaction and alters the fate of more than just himself. Harry/Anko
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Anko M.
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3666 - Favs: 11,241 - Follows: 10,828 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by glue and tar reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Kobayashi Maru by Eirenei reviews
Danzo is known as an obsessed war hawk, who wants to change Konoha into militaristic superpower. But even he, as cold and heartless as he is, had his own Kobayashi Maru, his own total defeat… It's slash - don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
Jashinist's Aphrodosiac by Mettlei reviews
Hidan's sexual experiences with Akatsuki... Hidan didn't mind much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Turning the lights out by xkyoxdiex reviews
Now, not only did I have a girlfriend I didn't find myself attracted to but a best guy friend that I wanted naked and bent over a desk screaming out my name. Ugh. Robin over a desk would be so hot right now. Rated M for heavy Lemons. M/M slash KF x Rob
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Harry Sohma by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Kyo, on the brink of dying, accepts an offer from a wizard who has nothing to lose. Now Harry Potter and Kyo Sohma share the same body...too bad a god interferes and gives Harry a second chance to save the people he loves. How will Kyo affect Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Kyo S.
Hanging by a Moment by Unwritten.25 reviews
HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,619 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Naruto U.
Revenge by Spiro911 reviews
Revenge is something best served HOT. Or at least that's what Ling was thinking when he decided to tie Greed to the bed. GREEDLING LEMON!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
In your dreams! by krm3DeeDee reviews
Dirty Pick-up Lines Challenge by OCDegrassi.Harry suffered a lot because Voldemort messed with his head in his 5h year. Now he lets the snake-man have a taste of his own medicine. But things never go as planned, right? HPLV slash. OOC!movie!voyeur!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 7,628 - Follows: 4,200 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Conversationally Yours by Hectopascal reviews
A what-if story if Harry became mute when he was little. How would Harry grow and change over the years if his only form of communication was through his telepathic link to Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,464 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Nine Lives of Harry Potter by MaskedNightmare reviews
The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 10,166 - Follows: 2,389 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dog Called Hadrian by sakurademonalchemist reviews
There's a new Dog on the streets, and he is not all that he seems. Meet Hadrian Potter, the missing Lord in Corus. He has a secret though. Hadrian has another half in a realm known as England. Can the two halves coexist? possible Beka/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 257 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Rebakah C./Beka
Akina Chronicles: Book 2 Crimson & Clover by MangekyoMarie reviews
SEQUEL! Continue on following my OC's life without her lover/comrade Itachi Uchiha. What will she do with her heart broken from his betrayal? Will she find the meaning to her power of the Black Rose Kekkei Genkai, or will it kill her first? ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,773 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Side by Side by It's Just That reviews
Enter Fire Lord Zuko, who needed help with an irrigation project. Enter Sokka, the brilliant engineer who had the heart and mind to do more than that. explicit YAOI. longass one-shot :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Simple As That by IshiIchiMari reviews
Renji never expected that he'd get turned on just by the sight of his captain in such a state; and he would never have thought the man would do something this provocative and in the open with him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Comfort from a Friend by The Lovehammer reviews
Ollie cheated on Dinah. Again. She goes to Helena for comfort, and she gets in a very special way. WARNING: RATED M FOR A REASON
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Dinah L./Black Canary, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
The Peverell Curse by The Oddness reviews
A strange curse or some say a blessing has been passed down the Peverell line since its name began. The young boy Harry Potter has carried this curse since the day he was born. Unknown to almost everyone including the emerald eyed child. Slash Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,611 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Cause darling, you'll be begging for more by Freak-show101 reviews
Sakura. Ino. Karin. Hinata. Temari. Tenten. Dorks of Konoha high, humiliated by the ones they loved aka Sasuke and his friends. What if they move to Amegakure and came back after two years, looking damn hot, with a hot boy trailing after them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,560 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Breaking The Rules by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke were always pretty good at keeping their feelings for each other a secret from everyone. However, when brothers Madara and Izuna come babysit the boys, they learn that they're not the only ones breaking the rules...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.] - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If I Could Live This Time Again by Duana reviews
Aghast at the effects of war, Harry passes out from exhaustion only to find himself awoken in a place he knows no longer stands, with people he knows no longer live and a destiny he thought he no longer had. hpss, slash time travel more warnings inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,660 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Redefinition by The lunatic who cares reviews
Two drabbles where Dick Grayson finds out his best friend, Wally West, aka The Flash, is dating Bruce Wayne, aka The Batman, aka his adoptive father. Mature content in second drabble. BatFlash Slash.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Domino effect by General16 reviews
"After the fourth time imagining that he was sleeping with another than the one in bed with him, Uzumaki Naruto decided that he had to do something, anything, to get over the fact that he was lusting after Hatake Kakashi!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 520 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Old and New by Doppler Effect reviews
When a 34 year old Ed crosses the border between a parallel universe, he finds his younger self still fighting the homunculi war. By chance, he learns the date that Hughes died has yet to pass, and he still has a chance at being saved. Manga ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
In Our Heads by TheMillionthMind reviews
It's all in Ling's head-but if that's the case, why does it feel so real? PWP, Graphic yaoi, Ling/Greed, don't read if you don't like yaoi!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Ling Y., Greed - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 6,291 - Follows: 2,290 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Unravel Me by Fading Serenity reviews
What if Harry discovered magic at an earlier stage? Full of riddles already from a young age, Dumbledore realizes that the difference between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter might not be so big after all... LV/HP Dark!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Claiming Byakuya by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Come on to him? I don't have a death wish... but it couldn't hurt to try... ByaRen LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
One Change To Last A Lifetime by The lunatic who cares reviews
Bruce watched Wally grow from Kid Flash to The Flash but never thought his feelings towards the teenager would change so much. Warnings: Slash no underage stuff
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Of Miniskirts and Sexy Smirks by Yuu Kiyoshi reviews
Between a power mad new Fuehrer and his ridiculous new laws, there's no way Ed was ever going to survive being a military dog again. Maybe he should have stayed on the other side of the gate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Point Proven by Jazyrha reviews
Wally has a point to prove. /Bruce/Wally/
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 1,059 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Ruby Shoes by Thirrin73 reviews
"I'll get you my lovely blossom! And your little dog too." "But Akamaru's not even my dog!" /MultiSakura\ Oneshot for Vesper chan's contest, October Spirit
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's Got It Going On! by RainingSprinklesDownMyThroat reviews
Hinata felt rejection's sting in middleschool and vowed to change for the better! Now in highschool she's dressed to impress, but she still feels like the timid little girl in a puffy jacket. Will her new friends help her become confident? HinaX?Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,657 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Kishi in Fanficland by Zetai reviews
What if you suddenly find yourself lost in a fanfiction about your own damn anime?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pleading for more by WhimsyUsagi reviews
Byakuya chooses one subordinate for a one week training trip. Nobody wants to go, Byakuya working their asses off and while he's gone in the training trip, they have time off. Renji's the "unfortunate" one to go this year. Yaoi. Sexy torment and lemons!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
I like you, Mr Piccolo! by Kittysneko1119 reviews
The four times Gohan told Piccolo he likes him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Somnambulist by Fifi McFu reviews
It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Exhibits and Voyeurs by fate-at-work reviews
It's their fault for trespassing and not locking her apartment doors, so they couldn't blame her from watching the spectacular and once-in-a-lifetime scene, right? NatsuGray oneshot. PWP. Voyeurism and exhibitionism. Rated M, obviously.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
Spin The Bottle by yaoi-lover13 reviews
What happens when Grimmjow 'finds' Gin's iPod Touch? What if he pulls Nnoitra, Ulquiorra,and Szayel into it as well? GASP! Something not written for a contest! YAOI GrimXUlquiXNnoiXSzay CRACK GALORE, Adult themes and cursing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Bleached Armageddon by Inuyoshie reviews
Four fangirls, a fanboy and a toddler end up in Hueco Mundo. How? No one knows. Will they bring about the end of life as we know it? Most likely. Rated M for cursing and future lemons. Pairings will become obvious as the story goes on. Have fun, R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 101,882 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 206 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6161 - Favs: 10,653 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Let's Share! by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Kenpachi and Nnoitra decide to settle who gets Ichigo once and for all with a spar. But when massive damage ensues thanks to their battle, and Ichigo comes to reprimand them, they decided sharing might not be so bad. KenxIchixNnoi THERE IS NO KENXNNOI!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Another Word by Kitkat973 reviews
Hatake Kakashi had never viewed Maito Gai as a friend, but it was never for the obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Storybook Sonata by Silver Simplicity reviews
Famous author L has a new proposition for Light Yagami. How will Light react when things start to get crazy?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - L, Light Y.
Musical Magic by Shiruba Fokkusu reviews
Sevitus: Ever since he was ten, Harry has had a dream every year about a violinist and a cellist. Now, he's realized what it's about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,269 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hot For Teacher by Kaline Reine reviews
AU fic about a guy stuck in a class with a greedy college professor who exchanges grades for money. He is struggling for money and can't afford to pay. How will he pass the class? KakuHida. Yaoi gay, male/male fic. Written for .Chocolate.Kunai.Chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Aliens Made Me Do It by The lunatic who cares reviews
The last thing Flash wanted was to be stuck in here, with Batman, covered in wet spandex. BatxFlash picture inspired PWP
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
To Love Zaraki Kenpachi by VFSNAKE reviews
I don't own Bleach. Nuff said. This is the first ever KenpachixHarem fic. You don't believe me? Then come on in and read it for yourself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,850 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Sensei's Help by CassandraChristine reviews
KakaNaru. Naruto's upset becuase he's gay, yet can't find the supposedly hottest guy in Kohona Sasuke the least bit sexy. He goes to our favorite one-eye'd sensei for help, and help he gets! Yaoi, sex, clones, Sasuke bashing Kind Of Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Flesh for Fantasy by Ilandere Okami reviews
Light has a secret. And L sets out to prove his suspicions right once he discovers the existence of this secret. And it’s all because L hasn’t been left alone for much too long… LxLight, lemons, PWP, one-shot, during the time they’re handcuffed together
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Letters and Reports by StarrFirre reviews
Byakuya picks up a letter for Rukia from Renji, but isn't prepared for what he finds in it... Now he knows Renji has feelings for him, how will he react? Oneshot for a buddy of mine. Rated M for cursing, yaoi and MUCH sexual content. Enjoy. ;
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Surprise by Profound Yaoi reviews
A Birthday fic for Hana-chan! Oneshot! Complete! Warning: ItaSasu, incest, yaoi, sexual content, OOCness, PWP. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Prom Date by walked-into-the-sky reviews
With prom just around the corner, Son Gohan finds himself the target of the many girls looking for the “perfect” date. Unfortunately for them, there is only one person he wants to spend such a special night with...Shounen Ai. Reposted.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
A Passion of Controversy by Tranquilized-Night reviews
UraIchi -Yaoi- Kisuke knew there were a few things you just didn’t do. One of them was falling for your friend’s son. But Ichigo doesn’t care what people believe is best for him. Nothing else mattered when his mind was made up.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,863 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Love Me, Sensei by Eclipsing reviews
Someone new moved into Rukia's neighborhood and she absolutely despised him since he started calling her a midget the first day they met. But it was unexpected when she saw him at school, but he's not a student...then that means! ICHIXRUKI Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,765 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Secret Perversions by Profound Yaoi reviews
Kakashi receives his just desserts! Warning: Yaoi, graphic lemon, language and PWP. Rated M on the site, but I think I should make it MA15 ! Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 220 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Rumors by PigInThePen reviews
There were rumors all over the tower. One of the more popular ones was that Batman and Flash were together. Of course, nobody really believed them...or did they? All Bats needed was for someone to ask. Batman/Flash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,530 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love Takes Time by Winds of Water reviews
Edward was only trying to find a Philosopher's Stone when he went back through time, but missions are never black and white. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
1923, The Only Fault by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 754 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3518 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Family Affairs by Kaline Reine reviews
3rd contest fic. Oh boy, I don't know where to start with this one... ItachiXMikoto, KotetsuXMikoto, ItachiXSasuke, KotetsuXItachi. Crack pairings all over the place. Don't like, don't read. It's scary and incest. No one told me I spelled the title wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More than a Nakama by chapellefan reviews
Shortly after Nico Robin joins the crew, Nami feels an urge to befriend her. Little does she know, it would lead to so much more. Robin/Nami. Yuri. Shoujo-ai.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pein's dirty secret by Zetai reviews
You know about Pein's ambitions, taking over the world, the I'm-so-evil thing, bla bla, but do you know what kind of things he likes in bed? Some people in Akatsuki don't know either. And some of them will find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Pein falls for ItaDei by Zetai reviews
In the silence of the night some noises disturb Pein's poor ears. He wants to punish the culprits, but gets more than he bargained for. ItachixPeinxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Curse of Fate: Outtakes by Mistress Nika reviews
Pervy wandmakers, sudden unexplained metamorphosis, world domination, massive destruction, G Dubbya, a terrified sorting hat, evil/insane Harry, things you absolutely should NOT do at Hogwarts, traumatized Severus and so much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006
Sour Apple by Conjure Lass reviews
When Ichigo comes to the Urahara Shoten for a little solitude, he gets more than he bargained for. Now rated M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K.
Acknowledged and Accepted by The Mother Rose reviews
Naruto is not what anyone believes he is. This is not a super Naruto fic or even really a bloodline fic though I did provide one. This is a female naruto Kakashi pairing so if you don't like please don't read.Flames over story type make me angry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,596 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tactical Responses by Samurai Smee reviews
Oneshot. SasorixNejixItachi. Neji is captured while on a mission by the notorious criminal organization, but their plans for the beautiful Leaf ninja may receive some rather surprising responses from their prey. WARNING: Shameless yaoi and such!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Piccosexual by Djap reviews
Piccolo x Gohan, First time, short
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Closer by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Because we were closer than what should be allowed, fitting like two pieces of a puzzle. And it was perfect. Just perfect. /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sugar Rush by Acmarache reviews
Prompt from KivaEmber. What happens when Ichigo has far too much sugar and runs into Byakuya? Will Urahara and Isshin help him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Unforeseen Complications by Acmarache reviews
Ichigo and Urahara are oblivious idiots. Isshin, for once, can see what everyone else has missed and decides to do something about it. May God have mercy on their souls with Isshin involved. Quite a bit of angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Second Glance by Cold-Creature reviews
COMPLETE! A handsome redhead whisks Bruce Wayne out of harms way; and off his feet. Has Batman fallen in love with the hyperactive Wally West? Batman/Flash – BatFlash - Bruce/Wally Slash - Light Yaoi
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Magical Way of Life, Writ Large by Eaiva le Fay reviews
Harry and Voldemort are magically thrown together as they get sent from one time to another. Will they ever end up back where they started and finally be rid of each other? HarryVoldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Valueble Friendship by Neon Leprechaun reviews
DONE! Compleate!FINISHED! When Harry Potter builds a friendship with Severus Snape, he never dreams what he will get out of it. HPTMR Warnings: slash and mild language and CHARACTER DEATH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Kisses In a Row by NinjaSquirls reviews
He can feel Roy holding him, trying to breathe life back into his body, and he can feel Roy’s fingers on his arm, tapping slowly, keeping time, counting seconds, counting breaths, and he counts along. NOT A DEATHFIC! RoyEd. Very much flangst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Arrow by Swii reviews
Dedicated to IrethFefalas. I'm as straight as an arrow! Pairings: RoyEd and implied HavocFury. Strong language. Sappy. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Konoha's sunshine by chibified kitsunes reviews
What if Naruto died fighting Sasuke? How would everyone react? A one shot of my take on the reactions of those closest to Naruto. Spoilers for ch 235 of the manga. warnings: character death, crying, author angst [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Ones of Great Awesomeness reviews
The Ones of Great Awesomeness? Yeah, that's us. Not sure how I'm gonna to summarize this, since I don't even know what happens. So I'll make it simple. There's three of us: Avery, Katrina, and Elizabeth. We do stupid things. We dyed Malfoy's hair while he slept. We mess with everything from rubber ducks to the stuff in Snape's cupboard. The fluffy chicken for dinner? That was us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013
The Outcasts reviews
Two demigods, Rose Harris and Sara Kemp, go to Camp Half-Blood only to discover that they aren't necessarily the typical demigod. No romance, only sugar highs, Leo Valdez, ninjas, randomness, and quests!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Leo V.
A Girl and her Failure to Die reviews
You may think this is just another random girl goes into Naruto world and tries to change it for the better without randomly glomping people, but It isn't. In this one I'll still change the Naruto world, but I'll glomp random people as well. Just read it! R&R! UPDATE: This story will rarely be updated if ever. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Hinata H.