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Joined 04-30-13, id: 4696976, Profile Updated: 12-06-14
Author has written 4 stories for Family Guy, Tangled, How to Train Your Dragon, Gravity Falls, Rise of the Guardians, and Over the Garden Wall.

Well, I finally have one of these. I have so many favorite stories and authors from over the years and I can never find them after seeing them once ;_; I guess this is like my YouTube account...signing up for the sole purpose of favoriting stuff. >w>

That being said, I'm not very active with my own stories. I have an ending in mind for the Brewie story, and I do plan on finishing it one day. I'm really sorry to the people asking me to continue, I know it's been a REALLY long time ;-; I still love it, I just need my inspiration for it back.

I'm a deviantART veteran, with the same username. Writing is not something I take as seriously as drawing, but I do love to do it. I write fan fiction all the time, just for fun. I'm not planning on writing a novel anytime soon--I just like to entertain, so I'm really not looking for any serious critiques or anything. (I'm not a wuss, though; I can take it!)

On top of art, I'm really into Greek mythology. I love dogs, food, more food, and making comics while eating food.

Favorite stuff if you're really that interested o_o

TV shows:

Invader Zim, South Park, Family Guy, Penguins of Madagascar, Riders/Defenders of Berk

Movies:

How to Train Your Dragon (Flawless. Perfect. Superb. I'm obsessed.), Ratatouille (all of Pixar's movies, really), Madagascar, Ted, The Little Mermaid, Tangled, Frozen, Rise of the Guardians, The Lightning Thief, Wreck-it-Ralph, School of Rock

Books:

Percy Jackson & the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Shining (that movie was atrociously bad), How to Train Your Dragon series

Games:

Super Smash Bros, Sonic A2B Shadow is such a doll, Luigi's Mansion, Five Nights at Freddy's

Couples:

Hiccup/Jack Frost; Stan/Kyle (OTP!), Wendy/Bebe, Cartman/Butters, Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/Everyone... (South Park); Stewie/Brian (Family Guy); Hiccup/Astrid, Hiccup/anthro!Toothless (HTTYD); Starfire/Robin, Terra/Beast Boy/Raven (Teen Titans); Nico/Jason, Nico/Will, Nico/Percy (Nico gets around, what can I say), Leo/Calypso, Percy/Annabeth (Percy Jackson series); Hermes/Apollo, Athena/Artemis, Persephone/Hades, Aphrodite/Ares (Greek mythology); Private/Skipper, Kowalski/Rico (PoM)

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HiJack Week One Shots by AlexJohnD reviews
HiJack One Shots for HiJack weeks. Not a very creative title, but whatever. Rated T because that is the highest rating any one shot in here will have. Cover image by Shadowpiratemonkey7 on Tumblr/DA, used with permission.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Innocent by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
Jack thinks Hiccup is entirely too innocent, a thought he shares with Astrid. Rated M for chapters 3, 5, and 6. Chapter five features human!Toothless, and chapter six was inspired by a '50 Shades' Tumblr post.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost, Toothless] Astrid - Complete
For the Love of a Dragon by dragonwaterlily26 reviews
What happens when Hiccup is dragged to the homeland of the nightfurys and has to deal with a shapeshifting Toothless who is to be the next king. Not only that but he has to deal with not only his dragon's attraction to him, but everyone else's prejudice, interest, or lust for him. What will the future bring? Anthro/drag Toothcup Mpreg maybe
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,829 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Fries before Guys by ghostystarr reviews
In which Nico has an unhealthy obsession with a McDonald's. Not for the food, but rather a particular worker. AU Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Midnight Doesn't Last Forever by ghostystarr reviews
"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Employee of the Year by Dead Decoy reviews
Mike finds himself alone in the pizzeria when Freddy and the other robots must undergo a system diagnostic that leaves them offline for a full 24 hours. However, the underpaid guard's night to himself brings about something far darker than a motley band of misfit metal mascots.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, Freddy Fazbear, Chica
Brothers of Circuits by Koili The Artist reviews
Freddy was a normal animatronic, enjoying his life to the fullest with his brother. He knew that they had forged the best life they possibly could until something horrible changed everything, shattering the only reality and comfort he knew. -Completed!-
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,348 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy, Golden Freddy - Complete
Daydream Believer by The Moment of the Yew-Tree reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III has always been a loner, but when he and his cousin Astrid move and begin attending Arendelle Academy, Hiccup discovers that friends can be made in the most unlikely of people. Can Jack, Merida, and Rapunzel break Hiccup out of his shell? Or will the pressure and bullies of high school prove too much for the young Sophomore? Rated T for later chapters.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Hiccup, Merida
When outcasts are bored (Poor Hiccup's arse! (onesided)Avlcup lemon) by Kagome Lagiama reviews
Hiccup wakes up on Outcast island. Alvin seems to have something planned, something Hiccup is forced to participate in. Something happens which will probably scar him for life and make him incapable of moving in at least a week.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hiccup, Alvin the Treacherous - Complete
Clever, Cunning, Brave and Loyal by Kai1234 reviews
Hiccup, Jack, Merida and Rapunzel are an unlikely group of people that will spend time together, watch as they make bonds with each other to stand up to the shadows of Hogwarts, but will they be able to stay together? or end up separated and beaten? Yaoi, Slash JackXHiccup, MeridaXOC RapunzelXFlynn
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,777 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
First Date by Porcelain and Frankenteen reviews
AU! One-Shot. Jack is taking Hiccup on their first date, but Hiccup nervous and isn't sure what he should do... or even if he should go. based on the art-work by shadowpiratemonkey7 (on DeviantArt) Shounen-Ai! Yaoi! Don't like, don't read!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
HiccupSanity by KudaKano reviews
Dagur has a much different reaction to Hiccup than the Vikings were expecting. DAGUR X HICCUP…ah screw it, Everybody x Hiccup. Based on the episode 'Twinsanity'. Rated T to be safe.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hiccup, Dagur - Complete
The Wind Walker by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
"The boy started and scurried back as the monster shifted against the ropes. Gasping back panic, Hiccup redrew the knife, directing it at the head emerging from underneath the devil-like wings. His wide myrtle eyes met a piercing yellow gaze, and the weapon slid from his fingers." An A/U retelling of the tale with anthropomorphic Toothless. M/M, dark, pretentious... all that.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,798 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
Becoming Toothless by LuMezenga reviews
The Night Fury is now a downed dragon. Human - that's how he calls him - keeps showing up, trying to create some sort of connection. The story of how Toothless and Hiccup bonded, in the dragon's point of view.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Thirty Minutes Or It's Free by chocolatechiplague reviews
Hiccups job as a pizza delivery boy sends him to the apartment of college broke Jack. Only he is an hour late. There has to be some way the freckled college student can convince Jack to pay for the pizza and allow Hiccup to keep his job. Right? HiJack. Smut.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Miss you by wally's girlfriend reviews
Between them only playful banter and sex was suppose to exist, any deep emotions past lust were not to be exchanged... funny how things don't go the way they're supposed to.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Reading HiJack Fanfiction by Mommy'sLittlePyro reviews
Hiccup and friends and Jack and the Guardians are taken into a room where they are forced to read HiJack fanfics.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Serenade by wally's girlfriend reviews
It's 12:51 A.M on a Tuesday night and most people would be comfortably asleep by now, but not Jack Frost. No he has plans to make a certain someone fall in love with him tonight.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Homecoming by MidnightxDawn reviews
Edd is afraid to make a fool of himself at homecoming to the fact he can't dance. The only thing is, will Kevin even ask him? (Kevedd)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Nazz
Berserk by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
Hiccup is one. Dagur is four. Hiccup is fourteen. Dagur is chief.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hiccup, Dagur
Idle Hands by arguably reviews
Hiccup is struggling to keep those idle hands away from him. But can he really help it? TuffCup/Slash/yaoi
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Hiccup, Tuffnut
Recovery by Bridge7112 reviews
After the Apple incident Kyle finds himself in a hospital with traumatic memmories. Cartman is constantly harassing him, and his best friend throughout the entire ordeal may just become closer than just a friend. Style and one sided Stendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Obsessed by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Sanity is a fragile thing. And so many ways to break it-obsession, pyromania, being raped, having a look-alike, sharing a bedroom with your rival... Falling in-being pushed into-love. Or hate, whatever this is. Kyman, 'Tophlovski.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Kids From Yesterday by Kitarin reviews
What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,586 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bottle Bottom Blues by Courtanie reviews
Stan knows that hitting the bottom of his beer doesn't make the pain go away completely. But it dulls him enough that seeing Kenny and Kyle together doesn't completely kill him, it just shows him the truth. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Of Shakespeare and Cupcakes by crocious reviews
Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Bowling Balls by ICameISawIFailed reviews
After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Captive by Emo Fox reviews
Dib captures Zim. The autopsy doesn't entirely go as planned. ZADR/PWP
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Obsession by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman has an obsession, and he doesn't want it to go away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Moonshine by Villain reviews
Kyle gets completely drunk at Cartman's house, so Cartman takes full advantage. Cartman/Kyle, noncon, Lemon, M/M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Wanting Out by Courtanie reviews
Cartman hurts Kyle, but for what cause? Rated M for rape, language, and implied character death.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Old Familiar Places by TourmalineTrue reviews
20 yrs later: "I love her and she loves me and together we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love"- J. August Strindberg. Only replace 'her' with 'him' & 'she' with 'he'. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Bound by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Kyle x Cartman slash. Two part story. What if Cartman was willing to give Kyle his kidney for something other than ten million dollars?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Weightless reviews
Wirt listens to Dipper's favorite song. Little oneshot.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Complete
A Drawing for Brian reviews
Stewie desperately wants to give the picture he drew to Brian, but his thoughts start to go overboard when he considers how the dog might thank him. Throw in a few naughty dreams, an eerily familiar woman and blossoming lust, and you've got an obsession.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Brian G., Stewie G.
There's Something I Want You to See reviews
Jack is too excited to show Hiccup something that's apparently totally cool and interesting, but Hiccup just wants to spend some time with his dragon. Bring on the bribery. /Crossover
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Slumber Party Camp-out Buddies reviews
Jack, Hiccup, Merida and Rapunzel have a slumber-party campout and try to discuss deep personal matters. What else would it turn into but a silly game? Also, Rapunzel learns a new genre of music. /Big four. Post-movies. One-sided Jackunzel and a tad bit of Hijack.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete