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Joined 10-13-03, id: 469881, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 7 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Yeesh. So, sorry to anyone out there looking for updates. At this point most people are probably figuring that I've given up on writing. Not true!

However, full time employment, plus other stuff really cuts into my writing time, and while I was never a speedy updater, now I'm afraid I'm truly glacial. And when I say glacial, I mean geological timescales.

Thanks to people out there who've read and reviewed. It's good to know that after enjoying so much fanfiction, I can hopefully give some other readers enjoyment too.

One trend people may note is that I'm quite a sap. And yes, I'm a guy.

Feel free to drop a line or whatever if you have comments or ideas. I'm always open to inspiration, or a beta who will nag me to write a bit.

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Limpieza de Sangre by TheEndless7 reviews
Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,373 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Harry P.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 341,057 - Reviews: 4408 - Favs: 8,007 - Follows: 10,268 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Potter Club by Razamataz22 reviews
Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,256 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.
OSABC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LofSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 496,910 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,870 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 10,740 - Follows: 12,770 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 358,343 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 215,505 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,752 - Reviews: 4784 - Favs: 8,895 - Follows: 9,733 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Amalgamation Agreement by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
'Don't think of it as a marriage contract, I don't! It makes it easier- think of it as ... an amalgamation agreement. Makes it sound less complicated.' Harry/Daphne. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,242 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Hearts on Detours by Stanrick reviews
Dark times lie ahead, they said. Soon we will have to decide between what is easy and what is right, they said. Yeah, well. Nobody told him they were actually talking about that Yule Ball nightmare that now lies inescapably ahead with no clear answers in sight. How will he ever get out of this mess, and is there any way that doesn't involve dancing? (There isn't.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,542 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,157 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Love's Flame by Ryan Erik reviews
This is a story of Saotome Ranma and Hino Rei just before their destinies would begin. Ranma is a troubled thirteen-year-old following his father on their training journey when he meets Rei, a miko who lives with her grandfather in the Hikawa Shrine on Cherry Hill. What starts as a ripple in still water will become a tsunami as both of their lives will be changed forever.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,032 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Ranma
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14621 - Favs: 19,668 - Follows: 17,200 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
OSABC : And Then There Were None by LogicalPremise reviews
A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken" , as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Co-Author Progman. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 429,899 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The King of Limbs by Zeitgeist84 reviews
"After the war, I thought it would be easy. Work with the Aurors, get married, have children. Buy a big house, play Quidditch with the kids—be a family man. But, well, you know how it goes. Terrorism. Drugs. MI-7. England. And of course, here I am, stuck in the middle of it. Some things never change, I guess." Post-DH, EWE. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,426 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nineteen Eighty One, with a Twist by Codex Serpens reviews
Nineteen Eighty One, with a Twist is just another "what if" story. Begins with a glimpse of Harry's childhood before Hogwarts after a chance encounter, and what life circumstances have made of Hermione as well. H/Hr HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 194,455 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Quest of Light by skarm reviews
Albus Dumbledore: Dead. Voldemort: Spreading his evil. The only thing that stops him is the Boy Who lived, who must turn into a man if he wishes to not only survive, but win this wizarding war. No longer abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 214,469 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Maybe This Is Growing Up by Rashaka reviews
Challenge answer for HL ficathon. Set after book 6. He met her in a bar on the wrong side of Daigon Alley, in full Polyjuice attire...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All That I Am by Otaku D-Man reviews
Seventeenth Refrain Uploaded - (ShinjiRei) The Fifth Children makes his presence felt in more ways than one and secrets of Yui Ikari’s life are revealed to a degree.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,075 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 7/13/2003
Guiding Star by Adamant Eve aka anna-neko reviews
At the wake of a terrible accident, Robin vowed to stay by Starfire’s side, but as the days progressed, Robin had to ask just who needed healing and who was guiding who. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,749 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Awkward Date by wittylibrarian reviews
Harry's summer becomes more dangerous than ever as Voldemort begins his second war. And wouldn't you know it, Harry's talked himself into going on a date with a fellow Hogwarts student as the chaos intensifies! FINIS! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,937 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
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Holiday Snapshots reviews
Harry and Hermoine figure some things out. Starts one Halloween, post-Hogwarts. Rating for language only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Potter Yojimbo reviews
Auror Harry Potter has sociopathic tendencies, looks good in leather pants, and can't escape the life he's chosen. Enter Luna Lovegood. Multichapter, HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
No Regrets reviews
Short, slightly odd Harry/Luna Oneshot about regrets and or a lack thereof. Quite waffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Letters reviews
Sometimes writing letters is the best way to communicate. AU after ep90ish. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Nargle Always Knocks Twice reviews
Just a series of ficlets. Various moments of HPLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Concerto reviews
Short ficlet. Ranma, Nabiki, and music. WAFFish.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Noir et Bleu, Black and Blue reviews
Ranma Noir crossover. Set just after the end of Noir, and 10 years after Ranma.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Ranma