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 Author has written 1 story for Ouran High School Host Club. I'm a proud little Slythindor. I've probably read HP more than you. :P I'm an anime, band and YouTuber addicted freak and I'm not afraid to admit it. Secretly married to Tom Felton even though he doesn't know it ;) http:///brain.cgi?AnimeFreaksAreBetter Always expect the unexpected because if you expect the expected, the unexpected will be unexpected. Some Facts About Me That You Probs Didn't Want To Know Name: Kitty :3 Hair Color: like three diff colors depending on the day Eye Color: Idk some really ugly color Height: Hella short Age: Some age Idk I'm old. Birthday: September 1 Favorite Color(s): Electric Blue and Neon Orange Favorite Things To Do: Read, Write, Draw, Sing, Watch YouTube, Watch Anime, And Use Unnecessary Capitalization. Favorite Animal(s): Ferrets, Cheetahs, Snakes, Llamas, Cats, Dogs, Gerbals, Guinea Pigs, and Lizards. Question: Why does everybody hate Alois Trancy and Draco Malfoy? I love them!!! c: Oops. What my Best Friend always says: The Three People who hate being called short: 1. Edward Elric 2. Ciel Phantomhive 3. Me When all else fails, Just Count Stars. Some things just get really awkward, really fast... |
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Orion's Belt by BlackRoseGirl666 reviews
After being killed by their enemies, Harry, Ron, and Neville wake up eleven-years-old and full of rage. Revenge is the name of the game. With allies stumbling back in time with them and their opponents none the wiser, it should be like shooting fish in a barrel. But terrible things do tend to happen to wizards who play with time. M/M, W/W, Poly, LGTBQ Relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,756 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Neville L.
Gravity by TokingFox reviews
[Review Please!][Update 2022!] Ron considered bolting. When he tried his knees only buckled slightly. Draco's chest was heaving, Ron could feel it against him. He turned his eyes to meet the other's. Draco's gaze held a yearning that immobilized him further. This can't be real, he thought. It's all a crazy dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/4/2022 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
An Unexpected Night at Freddy Fazbear's by shannonhetalia96 reviews
Working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is not the easiest job for Mike Schmidt, as he tries to keep all of the animatronics at bay. When he notices a strange light emitting from behind Foxy's curtain, he prepares for the worst. But when Foxy gets into his room with a human appearance, Foxy reveals something that has been hidden from him all this time (M for smut Human!FoxyxMike)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/11/2022 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy - Complete
Playing with Heartstrings by Hunmie reviews
Old family friend Uncle Suoh wants to work with Alex on her potential music career, Kyoya is hoping to introduce Ouran's first Idol Girl to Ouran Academy, partnered with the host club of course. Alex just wants to catch a break. Can Alex make everything work out despite her troubled past? What about her cute androgynous neighbor girl, is she single? OC x ? ;) tw: self harm, alcohol
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,867 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/31/2021 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,489 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 13,006 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 189 - Words: 225,571 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Noticed by You by NewDawn13 reviews
Hikaru and Haruhi are dating. Hikaru is ignoring Kaoru and Kaoru is feeling depressed. He needs his brother back! Ecspecially with the feelings he has; the ones he always had but never noticed until now. Everyone notices Kaoru getting sick except the one person Kaoru wants to. Summary sucks, better than sounds! HikaKao twincest! Better summary inside!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/27/2020 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
What Is Required by DeiStarr reviews
The Room of Requirement provides what is required; what is needed. During eighth year Harry and Draco WANT a place to duel without getting caught and expelled. What they NEED is something quite different. The Room makes sure they get it. Harry/Draco slash. Drarry. WIP. MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,944 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 11/27/2020 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W., Pansy P.
Voldemort Goes Back To School by KisaraP reviews
Slash! This story replaces the Half-Blood Prince: What happens if Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter? Well, I'll give you a hint: It leads to consequences that not even Dumbledore foresaw! This story has a very original plot that has not ever been seen before. Yes, really. (Light!Harry) (Sub!Voldie) (Mpreg).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,497 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M.
Forever and Always by Lucy Heartfilia 24 reviews
This is about reader x Sebastian (from Kuroshitsuji a.k.a Black Butler) in this your name is Alex, and you're an otaku who gets bullied a lot...sorry, i'm not good at summaries (x.x ) *MAJOR FLUFF!* so please just read! I'll do my best! And please comment! Arigato for reading! (Rated T, just some kissing)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,651 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sebastian M. - Complete
MY Butler Able by DarkeningBlur.HLR reviews
What happens when Harry forms a contract with Sebastian? when he becomes Slytherin? will he go dark? or will he stay light? Free!Sirius, Bashing!Dumbledore, Granger, Weasleys (Not Fred George, Charlie and Bill) Bad! Dumbledore, Good-ish!Tom, Good! Malfoys and Snape possible pairings - I don t own Harry Potter Or Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 98,014 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
The Wand Game or Eighth Year Discoveries by Reverie Wilde reviews
Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,066 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 12,101 - Follows: 14,213 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Broken Glass: 1 - Making Amends by MiladyMorningstar reviews
Harry makes it up to Malfoy in a way he really didn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bitten by Amydiddle reviews
Long ago, in a far away kingdom, there was a prince born to the king and queen. To celebrate his birth they lit the sky with lanterns and the lights of their wands, but with a growing force brewing in the hill from the werewolf rebels the child was stolen. Years later, a young werewolf waits for his 18th birthday and the start of his life, watching from his tower. (Wolfstar)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,780 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P.
Rainy Days by TheLastPilot reviews
Adrien looked over at the shy girl as she laughed and joked through their classes. Why wasn't she like that with him? Had he done something wrong, did he make her uncomfortable? Did he intimidate her? He wanted to hear her jokes too, he didn't understand what he had done wrong, but he was determined to fix it. He would get to know Marinette better, maybe then she would be at ease.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,642 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Surge de Hydra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry was not having a good day. How was he supposed to handle waking up alone in a forest with no idea how he got there and getting a splitting headache from seeing said forest from seven different angles? Forced to hide his identity, he gains help from an unexpected source. The BWL sees the war from another angle, how will this effect him?A/N: SLASH/SEQUEL IS UP/Hydra, Vita Nova.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,634 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Way Ticket to Paradise by Confessions-of-an-Animelover reviews
A pair of friends are transported into the animated world of Black Butler. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Adventures and possible romances ensue. Will they make it home or is this just a one way ticket? Rated T for language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Ciel P., Alois T., OC
The Love Pact by hollowlove66 reviews
The twins know a secret about Kyoya - he's still a virgin. When they offer to play a little game with him to find the perfect one, he reluctantly agrees.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Potter's Desperation by AlwaysSnarryAlwaysDrarry reviews
When Harry and Malfoy's fighting goes too far, they're sent to a special room in Hogwarts. Separated from the rest of the school, the two must learn to get along. But for how long will Harry's bedwetting and Draco's secrets stay hidden?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nature of the Beast by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco knows how to the world is supposed to go: he is a dominant Veela, with a submissive mate. It's rather a surprise to find out that his mate is Harry Potter. It's rather more of one to find out that Harry, having been raised by Muggles, does not know how the world is supposed to go, and has no interest in being a submissive mate. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,936 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Brother Mine: Kaorus Story by Inactive-Old-Account-Sorry-Yal reviews
When Hikaru lands himself a summer fling, Kaoru finds himself hurtling down a forbidden path of jealousy, love and lust hes not entirely sure he wants to get off... but what will Hikaru do when all is revealed?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Animus Nexus by MystyVander reviews
It's Eighth Year at Hogwarts and Harry and Draco seem to hate each other more than ever before. Somebody has had enough and cursed them both, binding them together until they find a cure. Will they destroy one another completely or find a heaven buried beneath their hell? HP/DM Drarry SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,241 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Always His Lady by Sophie929 reviews
"We are just friends," Dickon answered stoically. "No we aren't," Mary said. She continued to push away some of his curls as she continued to smile quite flirtatiously, "I'll always be your lady, Dickon."
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's: Grand Reopening by KevinFred co reviews
After being fired, Mike Schmidt thought he was done with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. But, three years later, he receives a phone call from the general manager of the newly remodeled and soon to be reopened pizzeria. The manager has sought him out to take over the night shift again, working Monday through Friday. Mike is back for another five nights...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,543 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014
Five Nights at Fun Freddy's Pizzeria by StoryMaster1337 reviews
Mike Schmidt...What have you gotten yourself into. Moving animatronics...Horny moving animatronics...Its going to be a long week. A week you did not expect. Lets hope you can "fend" them off each night. But that's...if you even want too
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Bonnie, Chica, Freddy Fazbear, Mike Schmidt
Curiosity by SwissMint reviews
Jeremy forgets to wind the music-box and tries to escape. The Marionette, however, will not let him go unpunished. One-shot, Rated M for sexual content [Jeremy Fitzgerald, The Marionette]
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/30/2014 - The Puppet, Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
Midnight Never Ends by ilovelucyfan reviews
This is a Fanfiction that I got inspired to do by hellsingfanchick on Deviantart. This is a Yaoi. You have been warned.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Foxy, Mike Schmidt] [Jeremy Fitzgerald, The Puppet]
Two and a Half Men by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M.
Ciel, Ever So Innocent (Black Butler Yaoi) by SebastiansScratchkitty reviews
Ciel finds himself growing more and more attracted to his devilish fiend of a butler, but doesn't know how to express his feelings at all. Neither does he know the... "dirty"... things of the world either... (THERE WILL BE YAOI)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
He Doesn't Like Me Back by speedyowl152 reviews
Phan, KickTheFire, AmazingStickz and KickTheStickz. (They don't have a foursome) Phil has a crush on Dan but he tries not to let it get in the way of his life. A Fantastic Foursome party at Chris' house causes drama, realization and mistakes. Will Phil end up with Dan, will Chris end up with PJ or will the fantastic foursome fall apart? Please R&R, I hope you enjoy (DISCONTINUED)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
The Weasel and The Ferret by Saraid reviews
Ron's life didn't exactly turn out the way he hoped and everything's been downhill the past years, but suddenly a certain changed blonde turns up to make it interesting. Slightly OOC, but hopefully not much. Rowlings epilogue is taken in to careful consideration. This started out as a prologue for a different story, but turned in to...well...this! Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Draco M., Ron W.
Five Sexy Nights At Freddy's by Karida Dovahkiin reviews
Mike Schmidt has just started working at Freddy's Pizzaria, but he doesn't find out that the Suits like to force themselves on careless guards until he starts his first shift. However, Mike has a lot of experience in the world of physical pleasures, and that becomes his tool for survival. (Contains male on male sex, and it's not actually that rape-y)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Mike Schmidt
Ronald Weasley and the Handcuffs of Doom by Eliza Scott reviews
Ron has only ever wanted to move out of Harry's shadow. Now as an auror with the chance of apprehending one of the most wanted Death Eaters on his first solo mission he might just do that. Just not in the way he originally expected. Featuring bribery, portkeys, dirty nappies, polyjuice potion, camping and the rather unexpected art of sushi. RW/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Ron W., Draco M.
How To Burn The Wizard Bible by Grabeccer reviews
Parody. Only a little crack. It's a new year, full of new adventures and surprises! Such as Draco's new drug addiction! (Well, maybe that's not really surprising...)Uncle Vernon's sleazy affair with Umbridge! (Disgusting!) Harry's god-complex! (Not...surprising...) Ron's depression! (YAY!) But wait...there's more! Now including the mistreatment of house elves and lap dances!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,405 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Detention! by Malevolent-Chan reviews
Ciel and Alois are freshman attending Toboso High. What will happen when Ciel, a well-behaved student, receives detention with the school's "slut," Alois? Will Ciel fall for the unruly boy... or worse?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Ciel P., Alois T.] Grell S., Sebastian M.
He Drives Me Crazy by cam the fan reviews
Kaoru is in love with Hikaru, but Hikaru doesn't know. What will Kaoru do when he sees something that makes him want to end it all? And how do the rest of the Host Club members play in? Read and find out. Waning. Yaoi and Twincest in later chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot. HikaruXHaruhi and HikaruXKaoru and slight TamakiXKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
World without you by KIRI NO BASHOE reviews
Kaoru was sent to another parallel world and Hikaru is going to find him and bring him back. But what happens when after finally finding his twin did Hikaru found out that Kaoru had lost his memory? Sort of AU in a way. OC that didn't make much appearance. And HikaKao!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.]
Kaoru's Struggle by angstfan reviews
Kaoru must face his brother, Hikaru, every day feeling a love towards his brother that couldn't be. What will happen when Hikaru finds out Kaoru's feelings?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Demon on Display! by crow-of-murders reviews
A pleasant trip to the zoo quickly turns into a Hellish nightmare! At a safe distance of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Harry and Draco go and get some by gayyyyyyyyyyyy reviews
What happens when Malfoy and Potter are sent to fetch something for professor SLughorn? gay sex, lemons, rated m. Don't like don't read. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Devils Like to Dance by HateWeasel reviews
I'm not sure why I resurrected that stupid blonde brat, but now I'm stuck with him. It's not all that bad, I suppose. Eternity is quite boring if nothing interesting happens. -Ciel Yes, the series continues in the 2000s! Our favourite young lords now spend their days getting into trouble, making friends and enemies, and perhaps, falling in love?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 453 - Words: 953,622 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Wild and Crazy! by HarryPotterPothead reviews
Harry and Ron, in multiple one shots, which kind of go together. High.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Wizarding Grand Tour by 0anon0 reviews
Harry and Ron have nothing to do. They decide to go on a Wizarding Grand Tour. What could go wrong? Warning: adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harry P., Ron W.
Drunken Master by ParadisePurple120 reviews
A quick visit with the Undertaker turns out to be a very terrible move after Ciel starts feeling a bit unusual. Chaos erupts when his demon butler realises his master has been drugged, and now it's up to Sebastian to clean the mess. But dealing with a drunken earl won't be so easy, especially when they're on the case of a new drug introduced into London.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Ciel P.
I Need You by RedPoofballHat reviews
"I thought no one else mattered..." "YOU don't even matter, Kaoru! Get out!" It was the first time I had ever told him to go away...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Boys Don't Do That by Knowledgewhore reviews
While growing up the Hitachiin twins often get told the fun ending words of "Boys don't do that" by one elderly killjoy butler. This is a oneshot that explores some of those situations and how those few words shaped the boys' lives.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deadly Promises by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
After being stuck on the island for a few more years, Ralph finally gets the tribe under control. Yet, when Jack threatens to take it away, he offers the ginger anything to keep him from leaving. How far will Jack's lustful curiosity take the two boys?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Jack M., Ralph
A Sugary Affair by Blue reminisce reviews
Tea time, turns into a sugary affair when Sebastian tries an unconventional way of getting rid of crumbs, and Ciel tries to get back by spilling sugar. SebaCiel, lots of teasing and fluff :3 Completed with lemons...and a seme-ish Ciel toward the end.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Truth or Dare by MistressDraco reviews
Draco and Blaise are bored. Slytherin House just isn't the same since the end of the war. It is... boring, and this is not how they want to remember their last year. Draco has a suggestion that leads the boys to a game of truth or dare with a group they never expected, and Draco can't help but notice a certain hero has been paying special attention to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Aftermath by Knowledgewhore reviews
During their summer vacation Hikaru and Kaoru take a break from the hustle and bustle of the Host Club to take a two week long sailing trip. But what will the aftermath be once things begin to heat up on the luxurious yacht?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,516 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] - Complete
My Boyfriend? My Brother! by Hatsuharu lover reviews
(Re-write of Twincest - urges) After having numerous wet dreams about his brother, Hikaru is confused about his feelings for his twin and knows that Kaoru would never understand. But will his choice to stray away from his brother cause more harm than good? BoyXBoy Yaoi. HikaruxKaoru with some slight HikaruxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
You're My Destiny by malfoyishpotter reviews
They say distance makes the heart grows fonder. They also say that it takes someone to lose the person he loved most to realise his love for the person. A (pretty long) one-shot to prove the two statements. Kaoru leaves Hikaru for a year but how can they find a way back to each others' heart when they're madly in love with each other? It is destiny.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] - Complete
Treasure Undesired by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry wished someone had asked him whether or not he'd like two former-Death Eater slaves before they'd gone and handed them over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Blaise Z., Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Kaoru's Notes by fireflyMooncake reviews
Kaoru Hitachiin is bored. He is always bored. He writes anything that come into his mind. His pen and his note is his loyal companion. But what is he writing about, anyway? Hikaru, his possessive brother, is always curious about his note. HIKARU/KAORU. ANGST/ROMANCE. Future Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,251 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Black Buter- The True Story by Shim Brian Akitaka reviews
This is what happened behind the main cast members of Black Butler and Black Butler II. There's drama, mystery, yaoi and lots more you'd like.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
The White, Sticky Thread Of The Spider (Black Butler yaoi story) by SebastiansScratchkitty reviews
Ciel's birthday coming soon, and so Sebastian prepares a birthday party celebrating it! However, during the party, a certain visitor arrives and stirs up some mischief... (this was written for my friend's b-day!) oh and btw, this is a terrible summary, but there is some "Special Cream" in here... :3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
The Golden Trio Discovers FanFiction by Aaya123Woods reviews
Um, guys? This is total bull.-YOU PAIRED ME AND VOLDEMORT?-YOU PAIRED ME AND THE TWINS? The Golden Trio discover FanFiction, and more importantly, ships. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W., Ginny W.
It Hurts by NellieTodd reviews
With each cut, with each tear shed, Tamaki prays that the pain will go away somehow. That he will find a way out. Will the Host Club be able to help him - before it's too late? WARNING: SELF-HARM,SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BAD LANGUAGE. Rated T. R&R, please!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,973 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Virus by JayEz reviews
In the DoM, Lupin is in the arch room a minute earlier and he recognises the threat Bellatrix poses. When Sirius doesn't die, everything changes... In which Harry discovers his sexuality, Ron throws a fit, Draco is crushing on the Boy Who Lived but tries to ignore it and when Harry confronts Draco about what he is up to in the Room of Requirement, it all gets way out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,526 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Draco M.
Shifters:Secrets by animelovernewbie reviews
My kind are everywhere you could think of. Helping others. That is till one of us went rouge. I am off to search for this traitor and bring him to justice. What happens when I don't think I want to anymore? Ocx? Sorry for the crappy summary. First chapter a prologue.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Haruhi F.
Teaghlach by Godiva9 reviews
Summer after year four. Harry starts changing, he finds out he is not a potter, he has no mother, and he has family that desperately wants to love him. Will Harry risk his heart, especially with his new found parents? Better Summary and warnings inside.Title means Family in Irish Gaelic AU Slash, Mpreg, SS/LM, HP/RW Bad Dumbles,Good Voldie,HG/MW/GW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,544 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Severus S., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Ron W.] - Complete
A Twist In My Story by Bandersnatch91 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up to a wonderful surprise. Not only did he not wake up on the wrong side of the bed, he actually woke up in the Slytherin Dorms! How will Harry every survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Pampered Pureblood by Ricushanit reviews
Draco Malfoy has had an easy life, with nothing ever required of him - not even being potty trained. Stuck in nappies through his young life, he goes to Hogwarts with his embarrassing problem - but where does Harry Potter fit into this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,013 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Everybody's Fool by bocchanismine reviews
Sebastian sits in his room, thinking of all the despair and betrayal in his life. this is a one shot song fic from Evanescence, Everybody's Fool.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Complete
The truth is always painful by LovelyDomination reviews
Kaoru realizes that he's in love with Hikaru. But afraid that Hikaru might hate him for it, he begins to avoid him. KaoruxHikaru. Rated M for future smut.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Isn't it great to be different? by MNLMFangirl reviews
Kaoru has always been different. But ring seperated from his birth family for being different ha caused the twins to grow up seperatly. What will happen when Kaoru arrives at Ouran and the twins are in the same class not knowing their twins? Will the truth be brought to the surface or is the twins meant to be apart for life? Rating may change and will contain Yaoi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,736 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven: The Black Butler Way! by shatteredxtears reviews
Closet Chronicles with the Black Butler Bishies! Looks like Christmas Eve's brought more fun than ever...! SPECIAL CHAPTER UP!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Ciel P x Reader:The image of death by Laharl101 reviews
A tragic memory of the past, a wish yet to be fulfilled. Can the earl find it in his heart to love once more? Disclaimer: I do not own you or any of the characters of Kuroshitsuji.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Ciel P.
Déjà Vu by VivacissimoVoce reviews
One-shot. Draco is experiencing something strange. Everything is weird and repeating. Everything is repeating and weird. Draco is experiencing something strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hitachiin TwinsXReader:Magical Accident by neo-chan7 reviews
a reader insert with...well..none other then the twin devils!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H., Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Shit the Voice Actors Say by Trisforce reviews
One-Shots of the brilliance of the minds of J. Michael Tatum and Brina Palencia. Slight language as in title, excluding implied sexual talk. Sebastian/Ciel. Contains yaoi and fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
The Black Butler Fan's Pledge by SebastiansScratchkitty reviews
A little pledge I made for SebbyxCiel shippers like me; I'm gonna wake up and say this every morning!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Win Much? by OfLoveAndAngels reviews
The boys are competitive. Who knew they would drive some competition in the bedroom? Old story from old account. I think the story needed some more love. ;)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Ciel and Alois's Day Out! by A Dose Of Honey reviews
Ciel and Alois decide to go out for a day...Boredom brings out the worst in people...or best? If it involves Alois then you can be certain this will be entertaining! Warning: Alois's language, The butlers' punishment and Ciel indecency *gasps* Also YAOI! Which means lemons!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
Kuro Chat by MangaGirl2303 reviews
A chat room where all our favorite characters chat. Rated T just in case
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 240 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Usa-Chan's First Love by BlackButlerFreak reviews
Story is from Usa-chan's perspective; as the story is all about him... A new young lady walks into the Host Club and she is carrying her plush-toy... how will Usa-chan feel about it? :O lol you already know... click to read my very first Ouran fic! .
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Can We Keep Her? by Ritt-chan reviews
Sebastian decides that his favorite cat shouldn't have to spend the evening in the rain. But when Ciel finds out about his butler's new pet, the cat may not be the only one sleeping outside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Sebastian M.
You love me? by Lenxteto4ever reviews
You have been invited to stay at the Phantomhive manor for a few days and you find out that a certain someone likes you, or should i say loves you. Ciel x reader
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ciel P.
Fanboy by SebbyCiel5927 reviews
What if Ciel has a phobia from unicorns? And what if Undertaker was actually a fanboy of Sebastian/Ciel relationship? Maybe he has a plan...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Undertaker
OHSHS REACTS! by MasterOfBassCannon reviews
The hosts are here and ready to do anything! i own nothing but the idea
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013
Its A Dark World by Thorne'sDemonDesire
Two hellish butlers, a tragic past and a streak of curiosity. Ciel has time in his hands to find out the pasts of his two demon butlers and what connects them. Maybe enough to learn a lot about the supernatural. But what happens when two mysterious strangers show up? Someone will learn about real darkness, cruelty and maybe humanity? Maybe even get some crime solving done.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,546 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Neko Tale by gotta-love-anime reviews
"What the! You're a mutant cat person?" he yelled. "Jeez, stop freaking out. The technical term is a neko. And you should be glad im not a vampire." I replied, crossing my arms over my chest. HikaruXocXKaoru Warning Yaoi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
The Sexting Wars by dantemalfoy reviews
AU of Breaking Dawn. Jakeward slash. Modern telecommunication usage causes havoc and confusion in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Leah - Complete
Bringing up Weasley by VivacissimoVoce reviews
A rogue hex turns Ron into a baby, and Harry and Draco have to figure out how to raise him together. Originally intended to be a "short" fic, it's a fun bit of fluff with a healthy dose of humor. Harry/Draco slash. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,321 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
My Sweet Dreams by animelovernewbie reviews
I'm a new student at Ouran. Lexie. On my first day I see someone who haunts me for the rest of the year. Will I be able to tell him how I feel before the year is over? Rated T but may change. HoneyxOc This is my first story so please go easy on me. I know I suck at summaries.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Too much brotherly love? by HitachiinLover33 reviews
Kaoru finds out how much his twin Hikaru loves him.. I'm bad with summaries
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Amplified by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Train wreck by MNLMFangirl reviews
Kaoru found out that his brother is going out with Haruhi in secret. Kaoru has been cracking for a while because of this and more. How long before he snaps? Deals with: Rape, Depression, Being a whore in a way and insanity. Also BoyXBoy, KaoruXHikaru (one sided) and HaruhiXHikaru. Don't like don't read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Mr Potter's Penguin by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
P&T Muggle Adventures by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sucker by Torres-Rio reviews
When Hermione finally spoke; her voice was breathless and barely audible over the sudden whispers that filled the entire hall, "well, you don't see that every day, do you?" H/D Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Really Happens in Light's Bag of Chips by Volenis reviews
Any Death Note fan knows how much Light loves potato chips- the delicious, salty little buggers. But no one knows how much potato chips fear being eaten- or the futile attempts they make to avoid their fate being chomped into small bits in Light's mouth. Crackish, told from a potato chip's POV. Potato chip horror. Mentioned LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Plushie, dun, dun, dun! by SMACKLeader reviews
Ciel takes a trip to the 21st Century.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Lovebites by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco and Potter have a strictly physical relationship, that's it. No romance. None. Potter is free to do whatever and whomever he pleases-except wait, where did those lovebites come from? Hogwarts AU. Two dense boys in denial and one very jealous Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SlenderDan by xNomNomx reviews
A short drabble fic. WARNING: If you do not know who Danisnotonfire is, then this fan fiction will make zero sense to you. Although, if you don't know who he is, I would advise you to go check him out on youtube :D (This is not meant to be taken seriously though, just to let you know)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Alpha Game by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Stiles and Scott run into Isaac during an innocent visit to Jungle; Scott thinks Isaac has ulterior motives and warns Stiles to stay away from him, but apparently that is easier said than done.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Stiles S., Isaac L. - Complete
Candles by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
This is dangerous. I'm not supposed to tell him. I'm supposed to remember that blowing out the candles of a birthday cake is something that never makes wishes come true. "What did you wish for?" "Wouldn't telling make my wish not come true?" it's a lie that I would like to believe, though… that those candles are magical. "What if telling actually made it happen for you?" HikaKao.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Coming After Me by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco wants to play games. Harry wants to take back what's his. Warning s : Use of toy s , slash and heavy sexual themes. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Do What You Want with Me by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
Kaoru is depressed. He knows what he wants, and Haruhi suggested that he write it down and give it to Hikaru so that he can understand. "...Do what you want with me, Do what you want with my body, Take it all the way, And go even further, if you like..." HikaKao. Eventual lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Sounds Like Home by Shira Lansys reviews
Scorpius may or may not be gay, Lily may or may not be a lesbian, and it's probably time for Albus to take a long hard look at his views. For the Coming Out Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Project or Curse? by venis-envy reviews
In order to build trust and inter-house unity, the Ministry School Board has designed an obligatory N.E.W.T. project for the eighth year students. Paired off, each team will be assigned a Charmed puffskein and required to share a room with their "families" throughout the term. If they all survive that long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,112 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Inside by WinterStorrm reviews
When Harry and Draco accidentally swap bodies it immediately turns into a competitive wager between them as to who can best play the other. Draco soon finds out that that isn't anywhere near as much fun as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Kaoru by Miss Light Bright reviews
The red plague kills off millions of people. And as a lock-down is taken into action, Kaoru and Hikaru are separated in the chaos. Now Hikaru has to wait out the lock-down while his brother struggles to defend himself. No slash, no lemon. Just brothers.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Bet by BregoMellonNin reviews
Harry cannot seem to find the right girl, so Hermione takes the matter into her own hands. After further unsuccessful dating, Hermione gets suspicious and she extends a bet. Maybe what Harry needs isn't a girl at all and she intends to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Astounding Contingency by Othello.Syndrome reviews
Akise never thought such an occurrence would happen outside of his dreams before that wonderful Saturday.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Yukiteru A./Yuki/1st, Akise A. - Complete
Dangerously Close by TokingFox reviews
Ron is having really, weird dreams. Harry is taken off guard. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Ignoring Draco Malfoy by bleedingxheart reviews
"WHAT!" Draco roared in horror. "Fucking hell Potter, are you high? What the hell is going wrong in that head of yours? A Malfoy is never cute, and…and…" "Oh, I beg to differ." Potter smiled. "In my opinion, you're cute right now." HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Friendly Fire by FlintFyre reviews
Seamus is simply trying to get through his life with as little bother as possible. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be his fate, what with his affections centered on his best friend and all. Dean/Seamus. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Operation: REALBAD by wally's girlfriend reviews
Realized Emotions About Love Because Another Dude So what happens when Wallabee Beatles enters college, without Kuki by his side? What happens when he meets Chad? As you can see, Yaoi is insured in this story. CHALLY ChadxWally
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Chad D./Numbuh 274, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 4,936 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cakes and Snakes by raks0 reviews
"Sasha, cranky and sleepy had headed for the warmest place… which seemed to be up Tamaki-san's trousers." Slash-ish Rating really is just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winky's Christmas Cheer by EruditeWitch reviews
Winky has always wanted to celebrate Christmas. She finally finds the perfect victim beneficiary of her good intentions. Warnings: Elvin drunkenness, copious employment of glitter, misuse of shepherd's pie, and some quick and sloppy frotting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catcher or Pitcher: A Brotherly Challenge by Thatzly reviews
They haven't been working at the Host Club for even a week and already Kaoru is tired of it. Why does Hikaru always get to be the lead in their acts? This game would be the deciding factor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
What the Hell, Harry? by HunnyfiedSmuttified reviews
Just a cute Drarry fic set in the sixth year. This is after the bathroom scene with Draco. M for a reason. Pure smut, practically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hitting The Bottom by Spamano My Tomato reviews
After suffering rejection from his brother, Kaoru finds himself working the streets to discract him from the pain he feels inside. But when what started as a distraction could ruin Kaoru's life, what will become of the younger Hitachiin twin? R&R! H/K -
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Touchstone by faithwood reviews
Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hikaru X Karou Romance by AliveBabydoll reviews
Karou has a dream about Hikaru that starts him thinking that maybe their acting in the Host Club isn't really acting. First fan Fic. R and R please! Rated M. If you are under 18 please don't read!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Throws a Hissy Fit by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by SasuNarufan13 reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught by HinaKicksAss reviews
When making out with your arch nemesis do not, I repeat do not, get caught. Especially not by professor Snape. Rating mostly for language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Very Merry Yuletide Mess by slashtasticsam reviews
Ron and Harry receive a mysterious gift. Ron's horny, Harry's scared, and Charlie doesn't want to think about his baby brother that way. Ever. Slash, Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hiss and Slither by bleedforyou reviews
"I knew it," Harry panted. "I knew parseltongue turned you on. You just wouldn't admit it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cinderella by malfoysminx reviews
Who needs a fairy godmother when you've got polyjuice? dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Switch by Ashii Black reviews
Harry and Draco wake up with switched bodies, and have to deal with it. They agree to stay in each other's body for one week, but they don't count on falling in love. Pairing is obviously HP/DM. Some compliance with HBP. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragons Are Hot Lovers by anonwhat reviews
Ron spots an interesting bumper sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mandrake Love by Keppiehed reviews
Serving detention, the boys find out there are worse things in the forest than each other. Like a libidinous weed. Naughty hijinks ensue! Please mind warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Underground Bakery by Without permission reviews
Hermione helps Neville and Draco with a revolutionary muggle/wizard bakery and asks Ron and Harry to be the bakers since they've been taking baking lessons from Mrs. Weasley. All hell breaks loose. HP/RW NL/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Mending White Picket Fences by radcliffe bass reviews
Two years after their spouses died, Arthur and Narcissa have moved on and found love in each other. To help ease the two family's transition into one - Draco's forced to spend his holidays with a bunch of redheads - and an annoying, flirty Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 9,000 - Follows: 1,570 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naughty Saint Nick by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ron's been a naughty boy this year and Santa Draco is about to give him just what he deserves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naked by Lokifan reviews
Ron sleeps naked, and he's determined to convert Draco. Draco finds it all rather embarrassing. Cute Ron/Draco PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Prefects' Party by Keppiehed reviews
Harry doesn't think through all the problems with stealing his best friend's body for a party … especially when he didn't ask her permission first. When he gets drunk, he finds himself in hot water!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What The Best Friend Saw by Cithara reviews
ONESHOT. Harry is frustrated with the fact that Ron seems to be keeping things from him, so he determines to find out for himself just what Ron's secret is, and is floored by what he finds. Ron/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/25/2010 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Asymmetrical twins? by LovelyBlood reviews
The Hitachiin brothers take advantage of Kid's OCD. Crack-ish junk going on here! Don't take anything seriously, please.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hikaru H., Death The Kid - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All His Luck by Lilith1631 reviews
Potter is hot and Draco has a plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong with the luck of Felix Felicis on his side… Written for HP getlucky fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I need to hear you by Mimi-dudette reviews
When I awoke, I was lying amongst little pieces of me; all I saw was splintered versions of Kaoru, staring back at me in wide-eyed horror...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
I Know What You Did Last Weekend by Linables reviews
I keep seeing romance fics with Frank or Len, and that left me thinking - how would that work, all things considered? This is my solution. P.S. Despite my reputation with the subject, this is NOT brothercest! It is pretty wild though, so be warned! :D
Ruby Gloom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Of Bookstores and Stalkers by olimakiella reviews
Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Parseltongue Is Not Used For Sex More Often by korel.c reviews
Two words: Slytherin's wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Salazar S. - Complete
Nectar So Sweet by SirTaylor'sTallTales reviews
Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
A Recipe For Trouble by suaviorXchu reviews
Mix together equal measures of Hikaru and Kaoru. Add a sprinkling of Boredom and apply Alcohol liberally. Serve hot and steamy. Season generously with sex for a perfect recipe for Trouble...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,404 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Detention in the Dungeons by kitsunekaino-mmerryddeath reviews
Draco Malfoy gives Ron Weasley a detention. Rated for smut, language and non-con and slight underage. This is boy-on boy, if you don't like that, please don't read. Originally written as a roleplay, then smoothed over a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Hitachiin with a Side of Twister by KounetsuDeb reviews
Hikaru owed so much to his younger brother Kaoru, what better way to do it then to give him the one he desires most? SLASH! Kaoru/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Kaoru H. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Growing Up by PaigeySama reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru. Always together. Never kept anything from each other. Something however caught their attention. A small joke on going through Puberty Limeish Twincest. Dedicated to WritingDaisy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 334 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teach Me by PaigeySama reviews
Kaoru is a prince and Hikaru is a mere commoner. What happens when the prince is in danger and has to be sent to Japan for safety?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,457 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Identical by PaigeySama reviews
What happens when Hikaru gets drunk and decides to "play" with Kaoru. Will Kaoru take things to seriously only to be hurt in the end? OC character thats not important, WARNING: twincest, KaoKyo pairing for like 3 seconds and KaoTono pairing for a bit
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Castle Antics by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets! HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what Draco Malfoy really gets up to during the school day, according to... Ginny, Blaise, Fred and George, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, Madam Pince, Romilda, and Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets by SpiderLily reviews
Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 6,837 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Loves Harry by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is my response to just about every slash story out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove reviews
SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Freedom by Kir Sirin reviews
“Light-kun, you are free to leave.” Free? “But, L, what if…I don’t want to?” LxLight One-shot. M rated.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unforgivable by Lokifan reviews
Draco has been accepted by everyone but Ron as they attempt to rebuild Hogwarts. He makes an agreement with him: Ron will have one night to punish him however he likes. After that, he has to forgive him. WARNINGS: dub-con, birching, forced blowjob
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard by faithwood reviews
Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Polishing the Broom by rospberry reviews
Potions class, Harry and Draco, smut and silliness. Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Left In the Care of Magical Creatures by kelseymetro reviews
“Right class, well now this is a special lesson” Hagrid began cheerfully, “I’ve managed to get yeh some Nymphs to ‘ave a look at!” Oh dear, Care of Magical Creatures... But hey what's the worst that could happen? HPDM Slash! AU COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Panties and Potions by Liria Nai reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just for Show by KillerxXxQueen reviews
Kaoru has come to accept his feelings for Hikaru, but will it matter?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood reviews
No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Virgin Count by Wizardora reviews
During a productive lesson of Transfiguration Ron becomes extremely worried that he and Harry must be the only two students in Hogwarts who haven't had sex! To comfort his paranoid friend Harry starts a Virgin Count of all the virgins in the school. But t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ron W., Harry P.
Quiet like Thunder by saichanlovestoad reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Huey's emotions crash down upon him like a storm one evening while alone with his brother.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Huey F., Riley F. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 228 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Call Me 'Niisan by RDorothyW reviews
Hikaru has a new kink. [Twincest and explicit content for the sake of humor]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Best Mates by Blood White Panther reviews
harryron slash boyonboy action. Harry can't sleep. He overhears Ron having a very interesting dream...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Dreaming by RedPeril reviews
Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Bed by Yue-eternal reviews
It's amazing to know that such a simple furniture like a bed can lead a very complex life. [Oneshot] [TWINCEST] [YAOI Alert] XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Over the Edge by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
WARNING: SLASH! HD! VERY GRAPHIC SEX!Draco ends up pushing Harry over the edge! TWISTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the 'Chamber' of Secrets by ikjerejhrehnfd reviews
Kinky parseltongue talk and snake on snake action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
There's Something About Harry by Flaminia Grisandole reviews
Hogwarts student body is tired of dealing with a teenage angst ridden Harry Potter, so they find a very interesting way to try to distract him from his brooding.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Truth Or Dare by slythindork-ao3 reviews
"Truth or Dare, Potter?" H/D Slash! Complete. Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adjusting to Life as a Part Veela Man Magnet by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Draco Malfoy's discovered his Veela roots and has to deal with it. Humor and romance with Ron Weasley ensues. Harry and Hermione observe and participate in the mayhem. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,958 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Parseltongue by gwenandromeda reviews
Just a little poem--very short. Could be any parseltongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2002
More Than Just A Dream reviews
Two girls arrive at Ouran High. Their expectations for an interesting year are low. Little do they know how interesting this year will be for them. Is this a chance for love and life? Rated M for language and later stuff. Warning: Yuri, Yaoi, shit like that...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2016