Yonz
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Joined 05-02-13, id: 4700439, Profile Updated: 04-05-18
Author has written 3 stories for Victorious.

Hey, I'm Yonz. (Real name. My full name is Yonz Daniel Pradlum)

In real life I typically answer to my middle name, but Yonz makes such a great pseudonym since it's so unique.

I'm a 24-year-old guy from Minneapolis. Go Vikings.

Generally speaking, I read and write a lot of M-Rated Victorious. Love me some Jori.

That's all I've got to say about me.

Alright, cool.

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Streetlights by weirdprince reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,859 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Maid of Honor by Lushcoltrane reviews
Trina's getting married but hasn't named her maid of honor and it's driving Tori, Cat and Beck nuts. That, in turn, is driving their spouses nuts. Takes place a few years after 'Delphiniphobia'. Couples: Tori and Jade, Sam and Cat, Beck and Andre, Carly and Freddie, Trina and Drake.
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Complete
Jadeandtorimakeablog by walterswain reviews
"Her world was inhabited by sunshine, optimism and rainbows. Mine was overcast with thunderstorms, death and destruction. They shouldn't mix. But gradually gravity was beginning to pull us closer; conversations, laughter and understanding. Until eventually our worlds had to collide."
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,695 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Tori V., Jade W.
Popping Bottles by EnclaveRadio reviews
A fancy hotel and free booze are more than enough to give 5 friends a start on evening they will never forget. AU-ish.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Beck O., Cat V., Jade W., Tori V.] - Complete
Delfiniphobia by Lushcoltrane reviews
Beck and Tori place a bet on Tori's chances of curing Jade's fear of dolphins and porpoises. Disclaimer: All the property of Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon. This is just for fun and no profit is desired or intended. Rating for later chapters.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
they say a bad girl will shatter your world, drive you insane by iceonthewing reviews
Tori needs to seem more mature for an audition and decides it's time to take a real risk. And what is more dangerous than dating the girl who used to hate your guts? Based on the episode 'The Gorilla Club'. Jori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,093 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete
Sexual Tension At Its Finest by Aigerim Lehane reviews
Because let's face it, Tori and Jade have enough of it to burn the school down.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,048 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete
Tori Tries It Again by loganX5 reviews
Tori deals with the aftermath of her night of fun with Cat and Jade. Book II of 'Music, Rainbows, and Black Lace.' Catorade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Tori V., Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
The Bet by Quitting Time reviews
Jade and Tori make a bet to see if they can stay out of each others business. Can the frenemies really stay out of each other's business? A Jori story based on a idea sent to me By Invader Johnny who also helped write it. Rated T for now but that probably will change in later chapters.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 120,745 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Bi The Way by Lushcoltrane reviews
Trina Vega, with Jade West's help, learns something new about herself. Not much more than a dirty little PWP. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Trina V., Jade W. - Complete
Miss Not-So Goodie Two-Shoes by Lushcoltrane reviews
Jade gets curious at a party and sees a lot more than she ever expected. Note: Rated M for consensual lesbian sex and random recreational drug use.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by wikster reviews
How Yerba changed everything. JORI.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,493 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Tori Tries Something New by loganX5 reviews
A fun night of dancing and drinking leads to some fun of a different kind for Tori, Jade and Cat. Book I of 'Music, Rainbows, and Black Lace.' Catorade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Tori V., Jade W., Cat V. - Complete
You promised me forever by Quitting Time reviews
This is a sequel to my previous story "That Which we face." and follows Jade and Tori as they attend college with the trial's and tribulations they go through as a couple. A Jori Story. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,150 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
That which we face by Quitting Time reviews
A series of events draw Jade and Tori closer together than either one would imagine. A Jori Story. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,377 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
This Wasn't Supposed to Happen by MellyHorror-Salvatore-Northman reviews
Tori get's stuck at Jade's after an assignment and a little game of truth or dare goes a lot farther then either of them intended. Rated: M
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,059 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
All Over Again by Knightales reviews
What happens when Jade and Tori finally find contentment together,then theres a little twist that could change everything. Will it be for the better or for the worse? JORI... COMPLETE!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,319 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Learning to Love by The Forgotten Lover reviews
The war is over, peace at last. Hermione decides to return to Hogwarts for her 7th year, and becomes a teachers assistant. Hermione can't help but feel alone, as her two best friends become Aurors. Who will mend her broken heart? HG/GW femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,669 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Tell Anyone And You Die by Snapplelinz reviews
"Something really incredible and bizarre just happened. And it all began and ended with Jade West." A Jori fic told from both Tori and Jade's POVs.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
To Know, To Feel, To Love by 0-aFreeElf-0 reviews
Hermione looks forward to living her life but will it be the life she once thought she'd be living? When things turn out differently than she thought, Hermione finds solace and something more in her friendship with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 165,885 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
And the World Stood Still by insaneantics21 reviews
Final installment of the trilogy. Preceded by "Fairytales Don't Always Have a Happy Ending" and "We Know It's Never Simple, Never Easy". M for several reasons. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,650 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
We Know It's Never Simple, Never Easy by insaneantics21 reviews
Sequel to "Fairytales Don't Always Have a Happy Ending". Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,589 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Fairytales Don't Always Have a Happy Ending by insaneantics21 reviews
A Hermione/Ginny love story beginning at the same time as Half-Blood Prince and continuing through post-war. Rated M for a reason to be found in later chapters *wink*. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,334 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
In Fate's Hands by Fiendfyre reviews
My sequel to Forbidden Magic: Hermione and Ginny's story about their life after the war and their life together. Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley pairing, femslash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,902 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Forbidden Magic by Fiendfyre reviews
Hermione and Ginny have expressed their feeling to one another and are going through school trying to figure out themselves, those around them and a war that seems to be in the mist. Can love truly conquer everything? Or are they destined to fall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 196,065 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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Once In a Lifetime reviews
Jade West, now a 22-year-old college senior majoring in filmmaking and married to the girl of her dreams, gets the opportunity of a lifetime: To help write and produce an official remake of "The Scissoring" with her heroes, the two people responsible for the original. This story is a direct sequel to "Tuna Fish Tacos" so I recommend you read that first. RATED M CONTAINS FEMSLASH.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Tori V., Jade W.]
Ground Control to Major Tom reviews
A famous musician dies and Jade's upset. Looks like Tori will have to comfort her. This is my own tribute to David Bowie. May he rest in peace.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2016 - [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete
Tuna Fish Tacos reviews
A fairly straightforward Jori story that chronicles Tori and Jade's forming of a relationship and then follows them as a couple. Rated M because it contains femslash. It's good stuff. Now complete. Thank you all for your support.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,670 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete