Wilhelmina Grimm
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Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Gallagher Girls.

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas was a legahud at for mlpsienslig tnighs. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptase it otno yuor pfolire.


10 Things I Know About You:

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this too

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it - like I did


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will com fort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run! Run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Will always be like "Well you deserve better"

BEST FRIENDS: Will be prank calling him saying "Watch your back in dark allies."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!


If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were a teenage-girl-spy in a teenage-girl-spy boarding school, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading The Gallagher Girls Series, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If, with no warning, you laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If, for no reason, you laughed during a movie when a character died, copy this on your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're crazy and darn proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it. If you are too, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.


My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.”

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”

My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about!”

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISTS. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!”

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!”

My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”

My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!”

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

My mother taught me HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.”

My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

(If anyone's ever heard this, repost on your profile.)


By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on the date April 19,2014,

Wilhelmina Grimm gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspired.

Her chosen name is The Pianist, for her passion for the instrument she plays.

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Official_Time_Lord_Registry/88918/

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Under the Flames by Dattebayo Devon reviews
Best known as a wandering mage and noticed for his disfigurements, Natsu travels Fiore in search of finding answers. But why does he keep encountering mages from Fairy Tail? And will they learn of his intentions and his deepest, darkest secrets? **Discontinuation Notice Notes**.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 314,958 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Erza S., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Natsu D.
Don't Judge a Girl by Her Past Cover by On a Mission to Save the World reviews
After her father's death, Cammie Morgan ran away from the Gallagher Academy in hopes of finding out what really happened to him. Because she's constantly switching covers, it's difficult to pinpoint her location. Years later, Zach Goode is given a mission to find her, but the Circle of Cavan is determined to get to her first. Will Zach be able to reach Cammie before it's too late?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Just The Wind by Nakita25 reviews
I am the Wind. I have no name, I am not actually here. No one likes me, no one believes in the spirit of wind after all. But it is time for me to show myself. I am the Wind. I will not be cast off as "Just a breeze" anymore.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jack Frost, OC
To deceits and everything in between by shush child reviews
The intercom crackled to life and everyone immediately turns their heads around waiting to hear what needed to be said Joe cleared his throat before saying it, " As of today I have to pronounce –he paused- Agent Cammie Morgan compromised. In other words, she's MIA. That is all." Review, Follow, Favorite. Mild cussing. W/ everyone in it. Originally, "Surprises everywhere." COMPLETE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,503 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Jonas, Liz S. - Complete
Lady of Magic by Rosabell reviews
Fem!Merlin. After two big secrets were revealed, Arthur impulsively loses his temper, but then two tragedies strike at once, leaving Merlin a shadow of her former self. Years later, Arthur and his knights find her at a clinic, but she is greatly changed
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,045 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Goode Spy, Bad Spy: Sequel to Remember Cinderella? by gallaghergirl23 reviews
Cammie and Zach meet again at Gallagher. Their relationship is classified. A new enemy emerges that wants to kill Cammie. Zach does everything he can to protect her, but ends up pushing her away. Will ZAMMIE survive? What else will happen? Love? Yes.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
First Operative by sandinbetweentoes reviews
Cammie has lived a very sheltered life from society. She was raised by the top agents in the CIA, including the First Agent of the CIA, her father. Even through her life, she has been able to prove that she has a promising future in the spy world and because of that her father will do whatever it takes to protect her. How will her dad protect her when she goes off to spy college?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Secret of Frost and Moon by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
When death turns out not to be the end, you can't help but ask for what purpose you were brought back... What differences would it make, to remember your past right from the begining? To learn your purpose, piece by piece, right from the start? How would that change the life, future, and secrets of the Spirit of Winter; Jack Frost?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 130 - Words: 499,493 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Every Spy has its Thorns by ThePiper21 reviews
Cammie and her sisters are on a Cove-Ops quiz, tail the Blackthorne Boys in D.C. The exchange never happened, but the Exceptional Young Women from the Gallagher Academy might end up at the Blackthorne Academy for Outstanding Young Men! (edit: YES, THEY DO.) (Blackthorne has the same cover as Gallagher) [ON HIATUS]
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I Will Not Fold by oswwinoswald reviews
Present day AU - Mary is the daughter of a very successful Scottish business man and Francis is the son of a wealthy french nobleman, they grew up together and spent every summer together until age 11, now their 17 and Mary returns, feelings develop a summer romance ensues, but can they stay together despite their parents mysterious efforts to keep them apart? (Mary/Francis)
Reign - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Mary, Francis
Daughters of the Snow by inkstands reviews
Very AU: Anna ran away after hers and Elsa's accident and was taken in by a jolly snowman. What happens when Anna still five-years-old and living with Olaf, meets her now 21-year-old sister, already the queen of Arendelle and living in an ice palace?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Olaf
Cold as Ice: A Jelsa Story by danitbh reviews
Elsa leaves for trip to Finland with Anna, when a storm hits and Elsa finds herself caught between a dream and reality, but she doesn't know what's real from what's not. In one, she was thrown overboard during the storm and rescued by a mysterious boy named Jack, who has powers that mirror her own. In the other, nothing has changed but strange things begin to happen.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Anna, Elsa
Let the Storm Rage On by the-Mad-Majesty-of-Muchness reviews
When Jack Frost accidentally crash-lands onto the Snow Queen's balcony, he can tell almost immediately that they've got a lot in common, but Elsa's too stubborn to accept his help. That is until Anna gets hurt and Pitch tries to exploit Elsa's terror. I'M SORRY, BAD SUMMARY, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTER SPACE TO MAKE THIS WORK DX IT'S A JELSA, OKAY, THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,184 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa, Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Cracked by shitfucker reviews
We push forward, our footsteps quieted by the soft snow. I feel as though someone is watching our every move, but I don't feel unwelcome. Maybe if you've been close enough to death, the dead can accept you as one of their own. I knelt down, wiping away the snow with my bare hand. I traced the letters of the engraving, and my throat tightened, unwilling to say the words. "Hey, Ben."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Camp Confidential by sandinbetweentoes reviews
Cammie is going to a sleep away camp for the first time. As a CIT. At a spy school. What can go wrong? And who will she meet?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Telegram by Michelle Loves Chocolate 99 reviews
Amy Cahill never realized how much the motto "Trust No One" really meant until now. Her parents are alive, Dan has run away,lastly some people she thought she could trust are part of an organization to take down the Cahills and Vespers, Amy is their target. Canceled Sequel. Takes place after C vs.V book 4 and before C vs.V book 5.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,111 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Amy C., Dan C., Atticus R., Jake R. - Complete
The Secret Life of a Chameleon by ThePennedParadox reviews
Cammie Morgan has recently come back from her journey of answers... Six months late. People think she was dead, just another C.I.A legacy that disappeared...just like her father. But when an unexpected surprise happens will everybody be able to cope? Who's hiding secrets? What's Catherine secretly doing to Cammie? Will Cammie be ever the same? Will Zammie rise again? Disclaimed
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
To Catch A Spy by BubblesAndThings reviews
Cammie is captured by a mysterious organization. Can the gang save her? More importantly, who and what is this new threat? ZAMMIE! XD Rated T, because just like everyone else, I'm paranoid.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,438 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Raised by a circle by shitfucker reviews
What if Cammie was raised by the circle? What if she had to tail a certain blackthorne boy through the mall at DC while not being spotted by Gallagher girls? what if she was supposed to take him to his mother? What if everything changed when they met? ZAMMIE! The series never happened... rated T cuz I'm paranoid
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Undercover by Gallagirl15 reviews
Disguises, Blackthorne Boys, and the Circle of Cavan. Suspense, romance, and action. The girls are on a mission at Blackthorne, but that wont stop the COC from finding Cammie.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
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Know the Enemy reviews
"Those who cannot remember the past, are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana. Oh, how right that man was. DISCLAIMER-Nothing but the plot line of this fanfic belongs to me.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Ms. Goode
Why Me? reviews
Thalia couldn't take much more, else she would shatter into a million pieces. She couldn't take another beating from the Septori. She couldn't survive one more test on the Iron Butterfly. And right then, when she was at her weakest, was when the Sword Brother decided to arrive. First Fanfic. My version of Iron Butterfly. Everything belongs to Chanda Hahn.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013