Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Gallagher Girls.
If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas was a legahud at for mlpsienslig tnighs. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptase it otno yuor pfolire.
10 Things I Know About You:
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5
9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this too
10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it - like I did
FRIENDS: Will com fort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run! Run!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Will always be like "Well you deserve better"
BEST FRIENDS: Will be prank calling him saying "Watch your back in dark allies."
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you wish you were a teenage-girl-spy in a teenage-girl-spy boarding school, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading The Gallagher Girls Series, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If, with no warning, you laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile
If, for no reason, you laughed during a movie when a character died, copy this on your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're crazy and darn proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile
I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it. If you are too, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISTS. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!”
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!”
My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”
My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!”
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
My mother taught me HUMOR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.”
My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
(If anyone's ever heard this, repost on your profile.)
By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,
Let it be known that on the date April 19,2014,
Wilhelmina Grimm gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspired.
Her chosen name is The Pianist, for her passion for the instrument she plays.
So it was chosen and so it shall be,
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