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Author has written 98 stories for New Girl, Once Upon a Time, and Walking Dead.

I love to write, it gives me great pleasure and I'm a huge Captain Swan fan, with a side interest in Outlander, Arrow (Olicity) and The Walking Dead (Bethyl).

On Tumblr I am a-fictional-life.

I enjoy exploring characters we know and love and putting them in fun situations!

I also post on archive of our own, if you can follow or bookmark me here that would be awesome!

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The Bachelorette & the Bobby Stripper by Las-Botas reviews
Everything was neatly planned out the month before her wedding, and Emma is feeling prepared, if a bit anxious. Until her friends drag her out for a night of fun, and she meets *him* in the most unlikely of places. CS Modern AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,844 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Elsa - Complete
R is for Real by Penelope Muir reviews
Beth Greene, Daryl Dixon and the beats to 'I love you'. Follows 'S is for Sure'.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,209 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G. - Complete
S is for Sure by Penelope Muir reviews
Beth and Daryl attempt to navigate their changing relationship following the events at Terminus.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,886 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G. - Complete
18 Miles Out by MonDieu666 reviews
Beth's life has been easy until one day, it isn't. She struggles to cope with the demands of surviving the apocalypse. Everyone has always protected and sheltered Beth, so she expects the same treatment as she finds her feet but one man seems to go out of his way to antagonise her. Beth starts to learn the reality of the world and people. Copyrighted.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 190,533 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] - Complete
Waste of an Arrow by frankielouwho reviews
Lizzie is convinced that Daryl and Beth are meant to be, but Carl thinks she's crazy. Can two meddling kids get them together? Or will past demons and present danger keep them apart? "Seems like loving someone is as good as putting a curse on them." Season 4, Ep 1 AU. Lemons, violence, and lots of Dixon-like language. BETHYL. COMPLETE.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,400 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Daryl D., Carl G., Beth G. - Complete
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Don't Buy Me No Flowers reviews
A chance meeting over a crushed bouquet of roses is enough to convince Killian Jones that Emma Swan is the woman for him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 11/4/2017 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.]
Arrangements reviews
A princess needs a husband, even in a land where suitors are scarce.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
How do you like it? reviews
A collection of CS one shots - all smut. Kinks/PWP/dub-con... anything goes. PM me if you have a prompt:D
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,303 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
This Unspoken Thing reviews
Emma and Killian were kinda enemies. Now they are kinda friends, but there is this unspoken thing between them. A pull and a want that they haven't yet given a name to. And stubborn Emma Swan just wont admit it...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Not Quite a Coffee Shop AU reviews
She needs a second job and The Library needs a barista. Who knew she would end up with more than free coffee?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Fragile Heart reviews
Emma doesn't mean to have feelings for the Lieutenant currently stationed in her small town. She means instead to further her friend's adoration of his older brother. But circumstances have other plans. (Austen-eque AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
Love, jealousy (and other inappropriate feelings) reviews
Best friends shouldn't fall in love. But she has. And now it's just complicated.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Off The Menu reviews
The kitchen was too small for two chefs: especially when one was an arrogant flirt who was after HER job.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Cliche reviews
He's the talent. She's his manager. That's where things get complicated.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Knot because I love you, just because I care reviews
Her visa was up. He offered to help. That's what friends are for -right?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
About Last Night reviews
They shouldn't have slept together. But they did. Now for the aftermath.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
We Got Friday Nights reviews
Best friends, they spend every Friday night together, watching movies and kicking back with a beer. But when is Friday nights no longer enough?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
One man tents aren't meant for sharing reviews
One man tents aren't meant for sharing. Neither are sleeping bags. Too bad they don't have any choice...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Proverbs to Live By reviews
She had sworn to hate him. So why did they keep falling into bed together? And why did it feel so right?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/26/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
How not to fall for Killian Jones (and other failed endeavours) reviews
She wasn't really good at any kind of resolutions - New Year's or otherwise. Maybe that was why it was so easy to break them.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Adamantine reviews
Seven years after the tragic death of his fiancee, Killian Jones is assigned the newest agent in the office. But this agent doesn't work well with others, preferring to strike out on his own and with Emma Swan determined to do things by the book. Their sparring is interrupted by the sudden reappearance of the man who caused his first love's death...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Of Crowns and Commoners reviews
A royal who feels lost. A young woman looking for home. Perhaps they can find what they need in each other… /-/ Prince Killian and commoner Emma canon-divergence AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,379 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
With This Ring reviews
This was just about the dumbest idea she had ever heard. Marry a guy she barely knew? But sometimes desperate people do crazy things. And crazy things can sometimes be the best things you ever do...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,684 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [Belle/Lacey, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts] - Complete
Take a Chance reviews
Emma Swan will never be the princess - or queen - Misthaven really needs. Neither will a man ever own her heart again. Guarded and proud, can a forward young Lieutenant sneak beneath her emotional walls? And more importantly, will he even want to? Lieutenant Duckling AU with a sprinkling of Pride and Prejudice.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,421 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Liam J. - Complete
The Mulligan reviews
Mulligan - noun a free shot sometimes given a golfer in informal play when the previous shot was poorly played 'We had a one night stand but it was shit cos we were so drunk, please let me screw you again so I can prove I'm actually good in bed' Police officer AU (cos I felt like it :p)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2016
The Resolute Vow reviews
Princess Emma is to make her wedding vows to a man she does not love for the sake of her kingdom. Father Killian Jones has vowed his life to the service of god in penance for his past sins. But then they meet and an undeniable attraction sets about to tear their worlds apart...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/16/2016
The New Girl reviews
Heartbroken Emma Swan needs a place to live - fast. Killian, Robin and Dave had a spare room. Surely nothing could go wrong here? Surely ladies man Killian Jones can resist her charms? And surely there is no chance of straight talking Emma Swan falling for the hot English guy across the hallway? New Girl AU, as prompted by AthenaScarlett on tumblr.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,922 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] David N./Prince Charming, Robin Hood - Complete
Under the Crimson Flag reviews
Desperately running away from her past, Emma disguises herself as a boy and seeks an escape in the freedom of the open seas. All is well until she crosses paths with the infamous Captain Hook.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,008 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Everything Has It's Place reviews
The new home for my little drabbles and Tumblr fics... (Captain Swan) Ratings vary(Mostly unbeta'd - apologies for the typos/errors - I will try and fix at some point!).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 56,537 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Need You Tonight reviews
The darkness is vanquished. Her family are safe. Her love is safe. Once again, she is Emma: saviour and solely of light magic. Surely now she can let her hair down a little and enjoy a party (and a pirate...).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
First Impressions reviews
Co-Star AU. Emma Swan is the star of the hottest show on TV, The Analyser. She's professional, polished, poised... But there is something about that damn Killian Jones that gets right under her skin. (Title shamelessly borrowed from Jane Austen)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/6/2015
The Hero reviews
A princess. A lieutenant. A storm. A hero. Will honour or love rule the day? (Lieutenant Duckling fic slightly inspired by While You Were Sleeping).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Liam J. - Complete
Ship to Shore reviews
This cruise was meant to mend their relationship - not tear it apart! Emma Swan is left alone on a ten day cruise after an ill-timed break-up. Is there any way she can salvage this vacation? And just what is it about that first officer, Killian Jones...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Beyond the Spiring Towers reviews
Their love assured, Killian and Emma are parted by his desire to prove himself worthy, until a new and familiar threat sends them into far more dangerous territory than either had ever imagined... (Sequel to 'Under the Crimson Flag')
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Fresh Starts and Flirtations reviews
Seeking a fresh start, Emma Swan moves to sleepy Storybrooke, Maine. Killian Jones is the resident town cad, gorgeous yet infamous for his inability to commit. But when stakes are raised and a bet is placed - who will end up winning, if anyone?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,883 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Not that kind of girl reviews
She's not that kind of girl. He's not that kind of guy. But maybe together, they can be… something. Emma Swan thought she had it all. But when her house of cards starts to fall, she finds herself back at square one. Living in her childhood home, she begins to question if she really ever had anything at all.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
One of us (is not like the other) reviews
Best friends for years, Killian and Emma, are leaving for college soon. But Emma wants to have sex before they do - better with a good friend than some stranger she doesn't care about, right? Or maybe, that will just complicate things even more...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
While You Were Sleeping reviews
Emma Swan wiles away her days working at a token booth on the El daydreaming about her prince charming and planning vacations she never takes. Then one Christmas Eve life takes an unexpected turn and she's caught in the middle of a lie that could just be the worst thing that's ever happened to her. Or the best. [My shameless take on the movie of the same name!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,463 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Love at the end of the world reviews
Bethyl one shots. Angst, smuff, with a little bit of hope...
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Beth G., Daryl D.]
Once Upon a Time in Georgia reviews
A Captain Swan/OUAT and Gone With the Wind mashup. When a Southern Belle with a quick wit, meets a silky tongued rogue, only trouble can lie ahead...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/25/2014
For Love or Honour reviews
Alone, he traversed the kingdoms - no man's servant, answering to none but himself. Then a twist of fate entwined his life with hers. And for her, he would give up everything. Just to be near her... (Camelot/Knight Killian AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Mend my soul, heal my heart reviews
When all of a sudden her world comes unexpectedly crashing around her, Emma Swan finds herself in the office of Dr Archie Hopper, trying to make sense of a past that is crippling her present.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/15/2014
Dirty, Pretty Thing reviews
AU Emma Swan wants to escape her life, move East, start new. Working at The Velvet Rope is her ticket out of here. But then he comes along, mysterious, sexy, dangerous. Surely she can resist his charms?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,833 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Thirty Minutes or Less reviews
Storybrooke AU. Emma Swan is the overworked detective at Storybrooke PD who never has time to cook. Killian Jones is new in town, happens to be very hot and delivers hot pizza, in thirty minutes or less. Perfect for a little crush - right?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Strictly Ballroom? reviews
Open amateur Killian Jones is a ballroom dancing star - it's in his blood. But when he tires of the restrictions that competition places of him and he desperately needs a new partner, will beginner Emma Swan be just what he needed? (Shameless AU based on the movie of the same name!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Two sheriffs One Pirate reviews
Irish Swan Trio. Alone in a room, three bodies, all craving one another. No going back...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Emma S., Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Red Apples and Green Arrows reviews
A collection of Outlaw Queen one shots... Ratings vary!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood
Let Me Love You reviews
From this prompt: Killian finds Emma mad and packing to leave for New York... Angst and Smut entails from there... and of course she was going to stay! Perhaps after Neal's death…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
The Coin reviews
She's gone.
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2014
The Chicago Connection reviews
Ambitious young reporter, Jessica Day, is determined to make her mark on the world of journalism. All that stands in her way is one big story, a male dominated world and star reporter, Nicholas Miller.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,755 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013
What Once Was reviews
Those moments we don't see between Killian and Emma in season 3b...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Please, Captain reviews
Captain Emma Swan has captured a fine prize in Prince Killian. Now what will she do with her new toy? Dark!Emma/Pirate!Emma & Prince!Killian AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Confessions reviews
Priest!Killian and Sheriff!Emma. Emma Swan cannot stop herself thinking about Father Jones. She knows it is wrong but just can't stay away...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Uptown Butt reviews
Jessica should not become obsessed with a certain part of her roommates anatomy.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
A Captain named Swan reviews
Captain Emma Swan is the finest captain in King David's navy but that doesn't stop her being captured by the dastardly Captain Hook... (My CS Secret Valentine's fic!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Keeping it in the family reviews
Pure CaptainCharming crack-fic smut. Yeah.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2014 - David N./Prince Charming, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Fighting for the feeling reviews
AU. Jess has not moved into the loft. But she still dreams of finding that feeling, even if it seems impossible.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete
She's Gotta Have It reviews
In the battle of the sexes, it's Jess versus Nick. Who will crack first. (Pure smut). *Thanks to Ztofan for the help and the title!*
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Complete
Pink Wine and Prejudice reviews
Jessica Day is 32 and permanently single. Will she ever meet Mr. Right? Or Mr Anyone for that matter? (New Girl meets Bridget Jone's Diary AU)
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013
The three times she dreamt of him And the one time she didn't reviews
She wants him. Her body craves him. He haunts her in her dreams. Taunts her. Teases her. Takes her...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Tempest reviews
AU. The curse never happened - Emma was raised a princess with a doting mother and father, but still life dealt her blows that made her a tortured soul. Killian Jones has spent centuries trapped in Neverland, plotting his revenge for the loss of his first love. Can two tortured souls come together to fight for something greater?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Almost reviews
After a final battle with the Wicked Witch, Killian is missing...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Lessons reviews
The Enchanted forest is a strange new world for Emma. So much for her to learn, not least about herself. Killian is more than willing to help... **Captain Swan fluff/angst and eventual smut**
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
It's a Wonderful Miller Life reviews
Everything Nick touches seems to go wrong. Work. Friends. Relationships. Perhaps it'd be better if had never existed at all...
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
Not Done Yet reviews
From the following prompt... In FTL, Emma and Killian go back to Rumple's cell... But this time, he's not done with her...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Emma S. - Complete
The Flood reviews
A little drabble I wrote on Tumblr... Emma's memory start to return. First in a trickle, then in a flood.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Always a gentleman reviews
Killian Jones is always a gentleman; that's what Emma loves about him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Alone reviews
It is the anniversary of Liam's death and Killian is locked away to brood alone. But a certain saviour is not willing to let him do that.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
To Scratch an Itch reviews
Home, finally. Things will now get back to normal for Emma Swan, right? If so why is she does she find herself drawn to him. Why can't she stay away...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
What friends are for reviews
A bad date leaves Jess doubting herself. It's time for Nick to show what a good friend he is. From a prompt by miadaisyc on Tumblr
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
From a spark, burns a fire reviews
Everything should have been simple -return to Storybrooke and life returns to normal. But life can ever be normal when you are Emma Swan. Finding herself caught between her old love Neal and the intriguing Captain Hook whilst all the time trying to rebuild relationships with her complicated family - will Emma ever find what she is looking for?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Neal C./Baelfire, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Date Night reviews
Some dinner, a little Homeland... Is Date Night getting a little stale? *set post 3x9*
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Captain's Quarters reviews
The ship is preparing to leave Neverland and Killian is preparing his quarters for Emma... Captain Swan fluff and eventual smut!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Hooked reviews
The more she tried to run from him, the faster she was his... Captain Swan one shot based after Dark Hollow.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
A Little Solace reviews
After the madness and revelations of the last day, Emma seeks solace in her own company. But she is never really alone...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
Timing is everything, but nature sometimes has other plans.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster reviews
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare. Sometimes it takes a little jealousy to show you what matters ... **Some M content**
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
The 'As long as you're nailing' Oath reviews
Nick and Jess are having fun exploring their new relationship, but Schmidt is not taking it well at all... An accompaniment to early to season three. *some chapters have mild M content*
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Complete
Everyone Says I Love You reviews
That moment when you realise - damn, you're in love. (Early season three companion piece). *Now added Jess's thoughts*
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
I Could Have Been Your Girl reviews
It's been three years since she realised he would never be the right man for her. What she needed. But when Nick Miller unexpectedly re-enters her life, all her ideas about wants and needs are going to get turned upside down.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,435 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
Talkings reviews
Sometimes the things the things that annoy you the most become the things you love the most. Now Nick can express his feelings, he wants to get a few things off his chest - and Jess can't believe it. An accompaniment to 3x04 'The Captain'. A second chapter has now been added!
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
Treats reviews
Nick finally gets his treat! An accompaniment to 3x03 'Double Date'.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Complete
Just the way you are reviews
Jess is feeling insecure but Nick thinks she is perfect, just the way she is.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
6:06 reviews
Jess hasn't been able to sleep. She's got too much on her mind.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Complete
Uncall It reviews
Following Nick and Jess after the season finale as they stumble through their new relationship, making mistakes and growing closer.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,465 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Lips, Tongue, Teeth, Hands reviews
Let me count the ways you drive me wild Miller...
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
The Secret Diary of Jessica Day reviews
A peek inside the secret diary of Ms. Jessica Day **Will be continued, on hold for the moment**
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2013
The Rebound reviews
They've both just gone through messy break ups so Nick and Jess decide to be each others rebound. Based on the original pilot script.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,383 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
So close, but so far reviews
Jess is having a little trouble getting somewhere (ahem). This story came about from the real sex discussion in The Writers Loft forum.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Complete
A Little Broken reviews
Set after 'A Fathers Love' and 'Chicago', Nick can't shake the fact that he is a little broken and destined to become his own father. Will he ever overcome his own insecurities and see his own potential?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
Cabin Fever reviews
A very sick Jess starts to have a very strange dream.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Ever Afters reviews
A sequel to Three Feet of Bar. Because getting hitched is only just the beginning. ** Will be continued. On hold for now**
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2013
Behind the iron curtain reviews
Cooler based one shot - what was going through Jess's mind after the iron curtain closed?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Three Feet of Bar reviews
AU story. Jess never moved in with Nick, Schmidt and Winston. But you can't fight fate. Chronicling the interactions of Jess and Nick across three feet of bar and maybe closer... Spoilers for Season 1 and 2. Rated T except for the chapter - The Green Fairy part 2. If M isn't your thing, please just skip this chapter - it won't affect the overall story!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Beautiful in Blue reviews
All Jessie wanted was one special high school memory, to go to her senior prom. Who would make that dream come true?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
One, two, three reviews
A short 'Cooler' based drabble. Why did she choose two? (Also a companion to 'Not Like This')
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Complete
Cupcakes and Commitment reviews
A birthday, a batch of cupcakes and a ring - what could go wrong?
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Not Like This reviews
Nick knew what he wanted their first kiss to be like... (A One-Shot based on cooler and what Nick meant by 'Not like this')
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Broken Promises - One Night At The Prom reviews
They've been avoiding each other ever since that disastrous date, but it can't go on forever. My entry for MayaLala's prom fic contest :D
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
If only Nick had have said something after that first date... And what did they write on those cards?
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Goodnight Nurse reviews
Set at an early point in their relationship, Jessica confronts Nick's nurse fantasies head on. M for a reason ;) For the wonderful ztofan :)
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Oh, Julius reviews
Jessica Day is determined to get that notebook back from Nick. At any cost. Based on the events of 'Pepperwood'.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Happenings reviews
A happening finally happened! Covering the moments we did not see in Virgins, tried to be not too smutty, but well ... *Not my characters, just borrowing them :)
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
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