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be who you are and say what you like
because those who mind, don't matter
and those who matter, don't mind.

feel like makin' love

1. If you're Percy Weasley, you might say: "We should make love."

Should implies a debt. Or, according to the dictionary, a: "condition, obligation or propriety, probability, or futurity." It's similar to the Latin "debere." In fact, Italians still use this form.Devo andare.
(I should go.)

"I'm ovulating. We should make love."
"We have 5 minutes left to live. We should make love."
"We're drunk and have nothing better to do. We should make love."

2. If you're Ron Weasley, you might bow your head and look at your love interest through shy, curious eyelashes and offer: "Why don't we make love?"

"Why don't we." As in, why not? As in, give me one good reason. As in, "Are you going to sit there and tell me you haven't been thinking about it, too?" As in, "I'm just going to say 'Why don't we?' so I don't look like a fool if you say no." Hey, it has its advantages.

"The kids are asleep. Why don't we make love?"
"You look underdressed. Why don't we make love?"
"We have an hour... or six... to kill. Why don't we make love?"

3. If you're Harry Potter, you might find yourself with your trousers around your knees and your hair wilder than ever and your lips swollen and still not quite get it, in which case, you might stutter: "Do you want to make love?"

Awww. Verray sweet. This implies that, despite the fact that you might feel like you're going to die if you don't do something, the most important thing is how your love interest feels. It's being tuned in to another's desires.

"You seemed to like that. Do you want to make love?"
"You're giving me that look. Do you want to make love?"
"You're driving me crazy. Do you want to make love?"

4. If you're Draco Malfoy, and you know exactly what you want, and you don't really give a fuck about beating around the bush, you might arrogantly toss your head back and proclaim: "Let's make love."

Well now. That doesn't leave much room for argument. Using the 1st person plural command form is... well, it's just that, isn't it? A command.

"You look hot. Let's make love."
"I'm just going to pump up the Marvin Gaye a notch. Let's make love."
"Enough is enough. Let's make love."

5. Of course, if you're Blaise Zabini, and your most striking quality is the fact that you managed to go five books without a gender, and you're not known for your loquacity, then you're probably going to resort to Chuck Norris standards and give your love interest a look that doesn't even need words.

But if there did happen to be words, those words would probably be, simply: "Now."

Four different ways to say something.

"We should."
"Why don't we?"
"Do you want to?"

And one way to just do it.

muahahaha, i hijacked svet's profile. This is rainwaters reporting in! Muahahaha! post a fic. pfft. i gave her a challenge months ago... last year even. never gonna happen. but press the neat little favorites button. she's got tons of stories while not my cup of tea are certainly interesting. Muah! Toodles!
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Both of You by Maerynn reviews
Chat Noir finds Marinette sobbing on her balcony one night, very clearly upset. Concerned about his friend's well-being, Adrien goes out of his way as his alter-ego to put a smile back on her lips. As they both learn to know each other better, they both unveil secrets and newfound feelings. Will their unexpected blooming friendship be without consequences?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 129,961 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Without an End in Sight by Darksknight reviews
His first thought, when he sees her, is that she doesn't remember him. He's sure of it for a moment as she says, "I'm sorry- um, have we met?" But there are tiny flecks of brown in this woman's eyes, and a birthmark that wasn't there before, and she's not wearing her hairpins. She's Orihime, but she's not. "Forgive me," he says, "I mistook you for someone else."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Ulquiorra, Orihime I.] - Complete
Beware His Frozen Heart- Jelsa Fanfiction by ReyZel616 reviews
Trapped in a kingdom of Isolation, Elsa was never accepted by the people in her kingdom. She never had a proper childhood. She never experienced love. After Elsa brought summer back to Arendelle everyone was happy, except for Elsa. She became sad and lonely seeing how everyone had someone except her. That is until she found a man by the ice. His name was Jack...
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 94,198 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
On The Prowl by ghostgirl19 reviews
"I'll be fine, Alya. It's only a couple blocks." "But it's ten at night, it's not safe. Especially with that Chat Noir prowling around." AU
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,929 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 10,108 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Ugly by jonadark reviews
How can the famous trio, separated by time, cope when tragedy makes them a duo? Love is beautifully ugly. HGDM Post Hogwarts AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,374 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5826 - Favs: 12,207 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Pure Blood by Aoi4 reviews
Draco Malfoy hates Mudbloods. He thinks they taste horrible. When he gets a bit of Hermione Granger’s blood on his tongue…well, he could always change his mind. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dragon in the Lion's Den by ginnyginny reviews
As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,105 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Big Brother Dragon by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
Future set oneshots. Dragon's take on children, especially one in particular. Slight suggestions of Gunther/Jane. Please Read, Review, and most of all, enjoy! New Addition Up! Please Read!
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Dragon - Complete
A love before time by silent wanderer reviews
He had loved Emike, but love made you blind didn't it? Time & his past was haunting him. Then Saku came. Was she Emike? No but she could return his life, except now he wasn't sure what he wanted. Was he willing to die again, this time for Saku?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,058 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 1/16/2003
Delirium by lovemetendersweet reviews
He had lost her, completely. Now he was reliving the nightmare all over again. Kaname watches the young couple steal caresses in the darkness. YuukixZero/YuukixKaname. One-shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Bring Me To Life by floorcoaster reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Love You, Good bye by C.Queen reviews
Gin knows that his relationship with Rangiku is about to come to an end as Aizen's plans are set in motion. All that's left for him to do is say good bye to the only person to ever love him. Rated for sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Jagged Amber by StarJade reviews
He was a blind martial artist , cold and unfeeling....she was a girl searching for her true self....this is a tale describing how these two fell in second sight. COMPLETE
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,431 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
South of the Pavement by beachLEMON reviews
Hermione is convinced that her friend had not committed suicide. It was murder and she is out to prove it. What she can't figure out, is why Draco seems to want to help her. And why is her hate for Draco starting to dwindle? DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fireflies by Erythros reviews
“Do you honestly want to share such a great thing, Granger? For once, be selfish,” he replied, glancing up at the other fireflies surrounding them. “Let’s just say that this’ll be our little secret.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not the One by Havoc reviews
Spike's obsession with Buffy spirals out of control. CAUTION: character death and allusions to rape.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
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