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Author has written 27 stories for Ranma, Escaflowne, Fullmetal Alchemist, and .hack/SIGN.

The lines are all messed up again. I don't have time to go through and play with line breaks YET AGAIN, so I apologize for the seemingly abrupt scene changes in a lot of my stories.

If you are looking at the newer stories and wondering what the little -o- symbol is, it's something to hopefully act as a scene divider in case the lines screw up yet again.

I'm a married early thirty-something woman living in the Northeastern Ohio area. I've been an anime / manga fan for fifteen years and I've been writing fanfic for fourteen. I also play a lot of video games, run dirty fanfiction panels at anime cons, cosplay weird things, and take care of a cat, a husband and whatever video game raising / breeding sim has taken my fancy lately. I work on and off as a temp and I also volunteer at a local zoo.

My husband is Ryan Mathews, who was the first to post anime fanfiction on the Internet, way back in 1992. He also used to write for Last Exit and Anime News Network (I was his assistant on both.)

Most of what I write is silly, philosophical, sad, or lemony. My favorite series are Cowboy Bebop, Slayers, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Planetes and a few others. My biggest influences are Andre Norton, Terry Pratchett and Rumiko Takahashi. Generally I prefer canon couples, Lina x Gourry, Yuna x Tidus, Soul x Maka, Van x Hitomi, Ranma x Akane, Haruhi x Tamaki, Ed x Winry, Roy x Riza, and Sano x Mizuki (Hanakimi) being favorites.

I love Riza Hawkeye so much though that I'm more than willing to read any well written pairing / threesome / foursome with her in it. In that vein I also like Havocai, and Ed/Riza if it's written well.

I like challenging myself, so you'll find that I write weird inexplicable couples and a wide variety of situations or types of fanfic as a result. I often write more adult-oriented things that can't go on this site. You can find those stories on the appropriate LJ communites or at adultfanfiction dot net under this same name.

I also have a blue hat. I like my hat. It is a good hat.

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Jean Havoc: A Work In Progress by havocmangawip reviews
What happened, happened. What matters now is how am I going to get through this? You can retire from the military, but being on Team Mustang is for life - you can't run from it, even if you could run... and now I get to start life over as a civilian.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 398,802 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Gracia H., Jean H., Sciezska
The UnBirthday Party by Yuuki Hikari reviews
FMA1 Post-series, Germany AU, EdWin. Winry's 17th brithday party! Story is told in the "He Who Searches For Himself" verse, but is independent.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Chaos Within by Silvershark reviews
Ten years after Slayers, Lina is beginning to find that there are some things that are more important than food and treasure. With the help of her friends, the Mazoku, and some Goldens, she'll find out exactly what she's looking for. LG, ZA, and eventually XL. In Progress.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,377 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Lina I., Xelloss M., OC
Staredown Showdown by JeanKazuhiza reviews
What would happen if Castillo ever meets Terence?
Crossover - Miami Vice & Angry Birds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Big Brother Bird - Complete
In Between by iasant reviews
"The only meaning that existed was that they were two souls fusing together as one in literally every meaning of the word." At the edges of time, Soul and Maka have the world entirely to themselves.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Debaucherous Pastime by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,581 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Noteworthy by Luka-nee reviews
Island escapes and old friends, drunken achievements, visual kei enthusiasts, sloppy makeouts and other such classy goings-on. Jellal's summoned back to paradise.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Monster by aaorangenime reviews
Roy gets demoted and a new commander gets put in charge of their unit. Hawkeye's life will be permanently changed due to his appearance. Set after Brotherhood. Contains Violence, abuse and Language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,856 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Communication Breakdown by Marsh of Sleep reviews
An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Money by blockedthewriter reviews
Money: How Sometimes it Matters and Sometimes it Doesn't. What's a young girl to do when she needs money-and fast? Why sell her body to a noble, of course. And what a particularly blond, handsome noble, at that. A sweet, smutty oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Notches by BrowncoatGrl reviews
Everyone has notches in their bedposts. Rated M. Lemons. Various pairings. Pairings covered so far: Roy/Ed, Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Roy/Olivia
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by Mayonaka no Ame reviews
Near the end of her pilgrimage, Yuna decides she needs to extract a little more from life. One guardian is more than willing to help, til the end. An inevitable end made all the more horrifying, because she dared to love him.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,841 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Tidus, Yuna
Control by Miskcat reviews
The only way to fully control anything is if it's dead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Love Games by Sweetly Sarcastic reviews
He was a Tetris piece. She was the Queen of Hearts, stuck in never-ending games of Solitaire. He loved her desperately, but knew no one could ever love a lowly little Tetris piece. Possibly the most ridiculous things I have ever written.
Crossover - Tetris & Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
The Reason Why by Moonrise31 reviews
Ed wonders how Nina could possibly let her father do something so horrible to her. But Riza knows the answer. Spoilers for chapter 57, and I don't recommend reading this if you aren't past chapter 5. Rated K plus just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Riza H., Nina T. - Complete
Say Goodnight by DivineRose2392 reviews
Winry could have any guy she wanted. But she chose the one who was impossible to reach. And yet he was standing in front of her, holding her hands. He was the one thing she couldn't have. "I can't," Edward said. EdxWin One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Prisoners of the Red String of Fate by SpidERSpins reviews
The Red String of Fate cannot be broken. Try and sever it, and it will make you its prisoner. Royai. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Alpha Redux by Seven2 reviews
COMPLETE! Post FFX. Alternate Timeline. Tidus returns! A story of a second chance and a new beginning. R for language and adult situations. (TidusYuna,WakkaLulu,RikkuOther,PaineOther)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,903 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
Divergence by Lyra Ngalia reviews
Just how deeply does the memory of a first love shape the rest of a person's life? Post movie fic, movie and anime spoilers abound
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,558 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Rumour by silkendreammaid reviews
It doesn't take much to start a rumour. 11: The Books
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Roy M.
By Your Wounds by Bizzy reviews
Riza Hawkeye has always been a strong shoulder and means of support for Roy Mustang. After one life changing event, the tables have turned, and she is finding herself relying upon him more than she ever planned. Rated for adult content, not explicit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,715 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Rewrite by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Free Characters of Fullmetal Alchemist,' announced Edward dramatically, 'I have seen the future, and it is bleak.' The Ultimate Horror...a lousy Ending...demands the Ultimate Sacrifice to change it. Crack, Silliness, and much breakage of the Fourth Wall
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Apotheosis by Miskcat reviews
Roy Mustang discovers that destroying the huge transmutation circle in the buried city beneath Central will be much more difficult than anticipated, with drastic consequences.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,932 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Walking the Line Between Want and Need by Nottoca reviews
After a quick encounter, Roy & Riza find they're walking the line between what you want and what you need. Can they find a way for their relationship to work? Mangaverse, RoyxRiza, Royai. Lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,633 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Family Affair by crosseyedbutterfly reviews
Roy's returned to Central permanently after the events of Shambala, but life isn't quite like it used to be and Riza's about to be saddled with a responsability she never thought she would have. CHAPTER 16 UP. Fini!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,352 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
To Boldly Go by Evil Little Dog reviews
Crossover with the Granddaddy of all fandoms. Just because. Silly, silly, silly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
An Immodest Proposal by Juxtaposie reviews
Maes goes drinking to make a bad day better, and ends up making it the best day ever
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Stolen Feathers by LPegasus reviews
VH. A stray wish brings Hitomi back to Gaea. As her life clashes with Van's, she is thrown into a world where marriage is strictly for profit, nations battle for power, and Escaflowne has been painfully wrenched away.
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 5/12/2004
Guardian by Dailenna reviews
[Royai] On a day left alone in the office, Havoc, Breda, Falman and Feury discover something interesting about their superior officers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Riza H. - Complete
Boingy! by Roaming Fool reviews
A young man comes to Rockbell Automail with an unusual request.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Pinako R. - Complete
Through The Gate by Yellow Mask reviews
NOW COMPLETE, epilogue added. Postmovie. Winry travels through the Gate and finds herself in London. But how is she supposed to make her way in a world with no automail, that is yet to hear of women’s rights? Later EdxWinry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Under The Influence by Yellow Mask reviews
After an office Christmas party, Riza volunteers to take a drunken Roy home. But alcohol has a way of lowering people's inhibitions...Royai oneshot. Semicompanion piece to Inebriation, but it is not necessary to read that one first.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fraternization by Bassomatic reviews
Hakuro calls Roy and Riza into his office for a little chat...about fraternization. Added a second chapter BECAUSE I AM WEAK. But after this, no more. And now I think it deserves its rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Blue Eyes by Yellow Mask reviews
Ten years after the Fall of the Military, one ambitious journalist is tracking down Blue Eyes, a famous photo from the Rush Valley Disaster. A photo of a girl with blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes...Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Origins by Nilmiel reviews
First meetings spin threads that intertwine and grow into relationships, and the path is always unique.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,621 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Revelation by LittleDuchess reviews
On a purely professional visit to Lt. Hawkeyes apartment, General Mustang discovers a profound piece of evidence that leads him to make new conclusions about the existence of God. RoyAi. OneShot. Light Fluff. Rating for Safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Going Through the Motions by pen-in-mouth reviews
RoyxRiza. CHAPTER 4: Hawkeye's introspection leads to a fateful decision. An appearance by the Elric brothers and implied EdxWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Our Last by MustangsGirl reviews
The rain fell steadily, blanketing the lonely town in a soft spring shower. He was there to drink away his pain... she was there to save him from himself. Royai[RoyRiza]story Rated M for future lemon situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Granny's Watching by Thrills and Frills reviews
After hearing about the late night activities of a customer’s daughter, Pinako becomes slightly paranoid about Edward and Winry. Is there something going on or is she imagining it all? EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Springtime Twitterpation by Baroness Peron reviews
Riza Hawkeye has always been a stoic and more or less reasonable individual...until now. Watch how all the rigors of spring transform our heroine! A bit of Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Take the Bait by Wofl reviews
[EdHawkeye] [when Edward's valor is questioned, there's only one way he can think of to prove his bravery]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete
Appetites by CreamCheeseAlchemist reviews
Gluttony may have just found the perfect man to satisfy his cravings. If something in the previous sentence disturbs you, please do not read this story. It's weird. Each chapter gets worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Gluttony, Roy M. - Complete
Life in the Service by ItsumademoOtaku reviews
Series revolving around the worklives of Mustang's gang. Everybody's IC - you gotta love the poor saps as they are. Slight (big fat honking) RoyxRiza hints, but only when humorous. Alcohol & slight lewdness apply to rating. We have achieved plot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,866 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Roy M., Riza H.
Quest! by Hola-Meg-a-Cola reviews
Ever wonder if there was something more to Colonel Roy Mustang and Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye? Well, you're not the only one. The officers of Mustang's office decide to follow the two one afternoon. Royai drabble. Beware of random sillyness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Over The Sky by Lyrael reviews
Hitomi's near death on Earth lands her on Gaia once again, with a surprising change to everything she thought she knew about herself. VxH. Rated M for future chapters.
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Hitomi K., Van F.
That Night In Macalania by Saturn Stars reviews
Yuna realises she is going to die on her pilgrimage, but her heart aches and longs for Tidus, she yearns to be with him. Will her realisation cause her to take drastic measures…? Just what exactly happened after that innocent kiss in Macalania?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,711 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
All Martyrdom Aside by ItsumademoOtaku reviews
It's been six months since the revolution the world has changed. She's always on his mind...always has been. Is it time to get more serious about this love thing? RoyxRizawhole series spoilers See Ch.1 for update info.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,665 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
If There's no Tomorrow by Fire Rules reviews
Confessions are never easy, but sometimes the pain of holding them back can be the hardest part. Tidus/Yuna, pretty fluffy. Rated M for sexuality and some language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Family Man by Jaelle reviews
Roy had been having a good day, up until that moment. And then Ed showed up. Revenge is sweet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2004
Bleep Boop Bounce by TheDoomSong reviews
Behold the astounding adventures of Paddle through the magical world of magic. R/R ^^
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2003
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Riza and Rebecca's Excellent Adventure reviews
At Roy's request Hughes must unravel just what exactly happened during Riza and Rebecca's night out on the town. Somehow it involves a mongoose, a mouse, and Jean Havoc in skimpy underwear. Crackilicious, mild Royai Roy/Riza and Rebecca/Havoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Maes H., Riza H. - Complete
What Makes A Man reviews
When investigating a series of alchemy-related murders, Roy and Hawkeye's genders get switched. Now they have to deal with their new bodies and race to undercover the mastermind before more innocent people are killed. Gender-switch Het Royai Roy/Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Cause and Effect reviews
Alphonse has a confession to make to Ed, but Ed isn't going to want to hear it. Some Ed/Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
An Ed and Roy Lemon Story reviews
Ed may have a dirty mind, but Roy has been helping it along. Crack. Contains Sex. And, I'll give you one guess as to the pairings. You may even be right! But I wouldn't count on it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Imperfect Little Soldier reviews
Riza Hawkeye has been obeying orders since she was a child. In many ways she was a perfect little soldier. Slight Roy / Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Too Many Sins Spoil the Plot reviews
When a sudden influx of homunculi arrive on Dante's doorstep, even she eventually starts to run out of names... COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK. Rated for language mainly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Not Quite Happily Ever After reviews
Marriage and raising a family present a whole new set of challenges for Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. A series of loosely interconnected oneshots. Postmovie. Royai. Roy x Riza. Rated for language. Each chapter can stand on its own.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Love of Science
All three of the Elric brothers inherited their father's love of science. But Al and Heiderich think their older brother Edward may love it just a bit too much... College AU. April Fool's Day Challenge Fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Fine Summer Mess reviews
On a trip to the beach for Mustang and his staff, Ed finds out some very interesting things about the colonel and his lieutenant. Royai. Mangabased.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Confusing Midday reviews
Roy and Havoc decide to focus their matchmaking skills on Ed and Winry this time. It doesn't go well, Riza is not happy, and her relationship with Roy suffers. Sequel to Lonely Mornings, but can be read by itself. Royai, Roy x Riza, Ed x Winry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Back to the Path reviews
On the anniversary of the victory over Ishbal, Roy begins to lose sight of his goal. Now Riza is the only person left who can bring him back. Royai, Roy Riza, Manga universe, Minor Spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
My Daddy reviews
A baby grunty talks about his daddy, the Wavemaster Tsukasa. No pairings.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Milkbone Underwear reviews
Can it really be Havoc's fault that Breda hates dogs? Breda x Hand, Havoc x OC, Rated for sexual scene, language, and dialogue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Jean H. - Complete
Paperwork reviews
Roy Mustang will jump at anything that gets him out of paperwork. Unfortunately, this time Riza Hawkeye is that distraction! Rated for sexual language and scenes. Royai. Roy Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Cure for Boredom reviews
Envy is forced by Father to watch the Rockbell house as a punishment. Envy's bored, Pinako's bored... Can a game of poker be the cure? Contains freaky old people sex, profanity and sexual dialogue. Envy x Pinako Het. Challenge Fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Envy, Pinako R. - Complete
The Right Fit reviews
Paninya is having trouble dealing with Al's new human body, but not quite for the reason Al thinks. Meanwhile, Ed has a surprise for Winry, but he has to survive the day without getting her angry first! Mangabased. Sexual scene, language and dialogue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Office Wars reviews
Breda launches the opening salvo in the war against Hughes and his pictures. NOTE: On hiatus until further notice.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Maes H.
Lonely Mornings reviews
Mustang drags Hawkeye out on a mission to find a girlfriend for Havoc. But what is this mission really about? RoyRiza, Royai, Rated M for sexual language, situations and profanity Lemon in Chapters 6 and 7.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,955 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Special Missions reviews
After a certain metallimbed alchemist goes too far and destroys Mustang's beloved desk, Hawkeye is given a set of highly unusual missions for Ed Elric to complete. Rated for profanity. Roy x Riza, Royai, ON HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Edward E., Riza H.
Goodbye and Godspeed reviews
When Black Hayate comes down with a terminal illness, Riza has to make one of the hardest decisions of her life. Slight Royai, Slight Roy Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Do it Already! reviews
Havoc wonders why Mustang and Hawkeye aren't in a relationship. The answer may surprise you. It certainly surprised Havoc! Rated M as a precaution. No explicit sex but sexual language and profanity abound. Royai, RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Finish Line reviews
After an accident lands Hitomi in the hospital, Yukari stands vigil by her bedside.
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2001 - Van F., Hitomi K. - Complete
All Wrapped Up? reviews
Everything's all done, everyone is paired up. Well, almost everyone...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2001
Endings reviews
Ranma and Akane say goodbye to someone very close to them, but it's not who you think.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2001 - Published: 3/6/2001 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Strange Dreams reviews
Ranma keeps having these really odd dreams...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2001
The Price reviews
Nabiki finds out just how expensive some things are...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/6/2001 - Nabiki, Akane - Complete