Author has written 2 stories for Powerpuff Girls, and Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z.
My favorite PPGZ is Buttercup
this what she looks like in my story
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female come backs
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man:But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man:I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man:I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman:Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman:If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me
Man: baby, what's your flavor?
Man:I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
WomanThanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk
Man:I can see forever in your eyes."
WomanBut all I can see is never in yours.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep
Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
Male: I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?
Woman: No, but there are plenty of others over in the rejection section.
Male: If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous.
Woman: Really? You’d be McStupid.
Male: Was that an Earthquake or did I just rock your world?
Woman: No, that was just me slapping you across the face.
Male: Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Woman: Sorry, but there’s no bandaid for an eye that is black and blue.
Male: You better know CPR, because I think you just took my breath away.
Woman: No, but I do know how to suffocate a pervert who’s gotten too close.
Male: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt, my eyes.
Woman: Hey, you’ve got something in your eyes, my foot.
Male: Do ou know karate? Because your body’s kickin.
Woman: Yeah, kickin your ass.
Male: I wish you were a carousel at Walmart so I could ride you all day long.
Woman: I wish you were a punching bag at the gym, so I could hurt you all day long.
Male: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Woman: You think so? Well lover boy, I was running away from you all day. i got news for you there tired from runnin away from you all day long
Male: Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on!
Woman: Keep talking and you’ll be out like a light.
Male: I just moved you to the top of my to-do list.
Woman: Really? I just you to the top of my Hit list.
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