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My favorite PPGZ is Buttercup

this what she looks like in my story

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female come backs

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Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman: It's in the phone book

Man:But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man:I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man:I can tell you want me

Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman:Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman:If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me

Man: baby, what's your flavor?

Woman: poison

Man:I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."

WomanThanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk

Man:I can see forever in your eyes."

WomanBut all I can see is never in yours.

Man: You look like a dream.

Woman: Go back to sleep

Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Male: I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?

Woman: No, but there are plenty of others over in the rejection section.

Male: If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous.

Woman: Really? You’d be McStupid.

Male: Was that an Earthquake or did I just rock your world?

Woman: No, that was just me slapping you across the face.

Male: Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Woman: Sorry, but there’s no bandaid for an eye that is black and blue.

Male: You better know CPR, because I think you just took my breath away.

Woman: No, but I do know how to suffocate a pervert who’s gotten too close.

Male: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt, my eyes.

Woman: Hey, you’ve got something in your eyes, my foot.

Male: Do ou know karate? Because your body’s kickin.

Woman: Yeah, kickin your ass.

Male: I wish you were a carousel at Walmart so I could ride you all day long.

Woman: I wish you were a punching bag at the gym, so I could hurt you all day long.

Male: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Woman: You think so? Well lover boy, I was running away from you all day. i got news for you there tired from runnin away from you all day long

Male: Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on!

Woman: Keep talking and you’ll be out like a light.

Male: I just moved you to the top of my to-do list.

Woman: Really? I just you to the top of my Hit list.

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