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Author has written 11 stories for South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom:

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know.

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'.

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, present/past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie and Fitch.
You own something from Pacsun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

EMO

You cut yourself over depression.
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence.
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/guys are hot.

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the Disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2. Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"
5. Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
6. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8. Say while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."
9. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream, "You're one of THEM!" And cower in the far corner of the elevator.
11. When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"
12. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!"

Some Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Finish all your sentences with "... in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat- with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9 don t use any punctuation
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!!"
17. AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY... PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE SOMEONE SMILE :)

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Female Comebacks

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever had a laughing fit for no reason post this on you're profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that you're not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

I read SMUT so I MUST be a pervert

I like CRACK PAIRS so I MUST be stupid or crazy

I like CANON PAIRS so I MUST be and uptight asshole that gets into everybody's face about it.

I like characters when their kept IN CHARACTER and not OOC'ed so I MUST be a uptight asshole that gets into everybody's face about it.

I like to write the characters THE WAY I SEE THEM so I MUST OOC them

I write SLASH so all the male characters I write about MUST be way to girly or a rapist (aka OOC)

I hate MARY SUE'S so I MUST hate OC'S.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you are AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think homophobia is wrong and get into fights about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered, copy this your profile.

If you're a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read multiple books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of International Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I (would love to) hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm (kinda) OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

We Girls:
Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush.
Read the text on a shampoo bottle.
Laugh ay our own jokes when we haven't even shared it.
Push a door when it clearly says 'PULL'.
We ask, 'What?' when we understand everything perfectly.
Hate it when the wind messes up our hair.
Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.
Have to call our own phones to find it.
Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch.
Turning our pillow around so we sleep on the cold side.
When we stay up late, we count how many hours of sleep we get.
Smiling while reading this. :)
Copy and paste this if you are happy being a girl. :)

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Random Messages on Answering Machines

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head The roses stink, sorta like sheep But leave your name, number, and message after the beep The roses are molding, the violets are rotten And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

Heaven, God speaking...

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done... (Cachunk!)

HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. He stares at you a lot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

13 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
teacher: where is your homework?
boy: i ripped it up and spread it across the playground
teacher: why?
boy: to keep away the elephants
teacher: what elephants?
boy: see its worked!
teacher: ...

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)

2. the answer is... (look at #11)

3. don't get mad. (look at #15)

4. calm down. (look at #13)

5. first. (look at #2)

6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)

7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P

8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)

9. be patient. (look at #4)

10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)

11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)

12. sorry. (look at #8)

13. don't be hype. (look at #10)

14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)

15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

What to Do During an Exam
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
4. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
5. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
6. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
7. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
8. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
9. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.
10. Arrange a protest before the exam starts
11. Show up completely insane
12. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
13. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
14. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
15. Act spazzy
16. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
17. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
18. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
19. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
20. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
21. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
22. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
23. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
24. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
25. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
26. Dress like the professor.
27. Cross-Dress.
28. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
29. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

PONDER THIS

1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

2. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

6. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

7. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

8. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

9. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

10. So what's the speed of dark?

11. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

14. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?

15. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

16. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

17. Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

19. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

20. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

21. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

22. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

23. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

26. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

27. Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

28. Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

29. Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

31. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

32. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

33. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

34. Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?

35. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

36. Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?

37. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

38. Can bald men get lice?

39. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse

40. Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

41. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

42. Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

43. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

44. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

45. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

46. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

47. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

48. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

49. Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

50. If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

51. Why is it called common sense if it's so rare

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for Stomach pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89% of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate WILL make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH!!!! Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.

Friends Real and Fake:

Fake: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

Real: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Fake: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Real: Will call him up and whisper, "seven days..."

Fake: Helps you up when you fall

Real: Keeps on walking and says, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Fake: Helps you find your prince.

Real: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Fake: Will ask why you are crying.

Real: Will laugh at you and say, "HA HA, Loser."

Fake: Will offer you a soda.

Real: Will dump there's on you.

Fake: Will sit at the side of the pool during that time of the month.

Real: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Fake: Will help you move.

Real: Will help you move the bodies.

Fake: Will bail you out of jail.

Real: Will be in the next room saying, "That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!"

Fake: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.

Real: Help them selves and are the reason you have no food.

Fake: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs., and Your Grandpa by Grandpa.

Real: Call your parents DAD and MOM, and Grandpa by... GRAMPS!

Fake: Would bail you out of jail.

Real: Would be sitting next to you saying, " Damn! We messed up!"

Fake: Have never seen you cry.

Real: Won't tell anyone you cryed... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

Fake: Asks you write down your number.

Real: Has you on speed dial.

Fake: Only know a few things about you.

Real: Could write a very embarrassing biography about you...

Fake: Would leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Real: Will kick the whole crowd's @$$ that left you.

Fake: Will knock on the door.

Real: Will walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Fake: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Real: They already know not to tell.

Fake: Ask why you are crying.

Real: Already has the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry.

Fake: Will be there to take your drink way when you say you've had enough.

Real: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Fake: Will comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.

Real: Will go over to his house and kick his butt.

Fake: Bail you out of jail.

Real: Will be sitting next to you singing a jail song.

Fake: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch on movie night.

Real: Will pick "The Ring" and scare you in the process.

Fake: Will be embarrassed when all is silent and you start singing a song that has been stuck in your head for days.

Real: Will be singing along with you.

Fake: Tell you to forget it when you tell them you want to vandalize a guys house.

Real: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you.

Fake: Will think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Real: Are jumping with you.

Fake: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Real: Are you weekend boarders.

Fake: Are offended when you make fun of them.

Real: Kick your butt and all's forgiven.

Fake: Are shy around your boyfriend.

Real: Will tease him until he blushes redder that a fire engine.

Fake: Don't see you if you're sick.

Real: Are there when you are under the covers with a thermometer, A book, and your cell.

Fake: Dare you to scream in the street.

Real: Dare you to go streaking.

Fake: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers screaming, "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

Real: Are running and screaming with you.

Fake: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you.

Real: Meet your boyfriend and scare the hell out of him by threating to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.

Fake: Will tell you they know how you feel.

Real: Sit down and cry with you.

Fake: Will ask nicely for stuff.

Real: Will shout "GIMMIE" it.

Fake: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour.

Real: Will call you at two a clock in the freaking morning.

Fake: Will not let you do stupid things.

Real: Will not let you stupid stuff 'alone'.

Fake: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test.

Real: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

Fake: Will buy you lunch.

Real: Will eat yours.

Fake: Will come ask you for a drink if some random boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

Real: Will push herself between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you and say, "I'm sorry, she's here with me. Find your own date."

Fake: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while around your crush.

Real: Will crackly evilly and push you on 'accident' into him.

Fake: Would read and ignore this.

Real: Would repost this crap!

Fake: Fade.

Real: Are forever.

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LIFE


“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” - Robert Frost


“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss


“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” - Dr. Seuss


“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” - Albert Einstein


"Better get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie." - Khaled Hosseini


LOVE


"Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had?"

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"Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice. But falling in love with you was beyond my control."

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"If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me..."

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"If you cant get someone off your mind, then they are probably meant to be there."

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"God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to hold. But why did God give us only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one."

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"Torn between two. Who would you chose? The one that you love? Or the one that loves you?"

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"The hardest thing to do, is watch the one you love, love someone else."

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"If a star fell each time I thought about you, then the moon would truly realise, what loneliness is really like."

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"Lets commit the perfect crime! I'll steal your heart and you steal mine!"

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"She said 'I'm afraid of falling ...' and he whispered 'I have wings.'"

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"The worst feeling you'll ever feel, is sitting next to the Person, who means the world to you, knowing that you mean nothing to them."

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"When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

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"If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart. Because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!"

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"Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry."

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"Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you. I was doing great, until I ran out of stars."

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"You asked me, whose life was more important. Yours or mine? I answered 'mine'. You walked away angryly, not knowing that you are my life."

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"If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once; because you never really left."

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"Last night I sent an angel to watch over you, while you were sleeping. It came back early and I asked it why? It said 'Angels dont watch other Angels.'"

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"If you love someone, tell them. Because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken."

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"I was finally getting over you and actually believed I didn't need you. I was finally accepting you had another guy. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all."

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"The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. The person I never forget is 'YOU'."


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*What Does Love Mean?*

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

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"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love." Girl - Age 8

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Boy - Age 4

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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Boy - Age 5

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"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Boy - Age 6

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"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Boy - Age 4

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"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Boy - Age 7

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"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss." Girl - Age 8

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"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Boy - Age 7

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"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Girl - Age 6

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"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Girl - Age 7

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"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Boy - Age 6

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"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - Age 8

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"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Girl - Age 6

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"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Girl - Age 5

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Boy - Age 7

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"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Girl - Age 4

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"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Girl - Age 4

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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." Girl - Age 7

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"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Boy - Age 6

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"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot." Girl - Age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. (Now this will melt your heart.)

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."


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Read this "HATE letter". This is a loveletter from a boy to a Girl: However, the girl's father does not like him and wants them to stop their relationship. And so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.

1) "The great love that I have for you 2) is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3) grows every day. When I see you, 4) I do not even like your face; 5) the one thing that I want to do is to 6) look at other girls. I never wanted to 7) marry you. Our last conversation 8) was very boring and has not 9) made me look forward to seeing you again. 10) You think only of yourself. 11) If we were married, I know that I would find 12) life very difficult, and I would have no 13) pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14) to give, but it is not something that 15) I want to give to you. No one is more 16) foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17) able to care for me and help me. 18) I sincerely want you to understand that 19) I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20) if you think this is the end. Do not try 21) to answer this. Your letters are full of 22) things that do not interest me. You have no 23) true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24) I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25) I am still your boyfriend."

Sad ... However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "Read each second line!", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. Please, read it again!


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Why Girls Love Guys:

1. The way we act so innocent sometimes.

2. The way we laugh.

3. The way we smile.

4. The way we get confused.

5. The way we look into your eyes and make everything even just for a second go away.

6. The way we touch you just to let you know we are there.

7. The way we try to defend ourselves when you tease us.

8. The way we stare at you when you are walking down the hall even though our best friend is telling us the scores of last nights big game.

9. The way we seem to pop out of nowhere and slip our arms around you.

10. The way you fit just right in our arms.

11. The way we get embarrassed when we do something clutzy around you and try to cover it up.

12. The way we kiss you when we just had a big fight.

13. The way we kiss you when your day has gone completely wrong.

14. Actually, just the way we kiss you.

15. The way when you hug us, we feel exactly like your childhood teddy bear.

16. The way we can stay on the phone for hours even if we don't have much to say.

17. The way we look at you when we think you are asleep.

18. The way we say 'You look beautiful.' even though you are just in jeans and a t-shirt.

19. The way we stare at you in class and then still stare after we have gotten in trouble for not paying Attention.

20. The way we say 'I LOVE YOU!'


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WHAT EACH KISS MEANS:

- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:

- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN AUTHOR 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.

30. If you failed English 101.

31. Your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

32. You think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

33. You start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

34. People think you might have A.D.D.

35. You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

36. The letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

37. No matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

38. When replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

39. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

40. People start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

41. You live off of sugar and caffeine.

42. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

43. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

44. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

45. You talk to yourself a lot.

46. You check your profile every ten minutes.

47. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

48. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

49. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

50. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

51. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

52. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

53. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

54. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

55. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (or all night. who sleeps?)

57. You repost this onto your profile! :)

58. You missed that there was no 56

59. You just looked back up to see if there really IS no 56

60. You're now smiling

15 Things to do when your in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Walk to a wall or corner and stand there. When an employee asks if they can help you, say, "Why won't this door open?"

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives

Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but they don't really do much.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"Guns don't kill people, dads with pritty daughters do." (my dad is safe from doing that *thumbs up*)

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well-aimed.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

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If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Silence is golden... but duck tape is silver! (i use the colored duck tape)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are alive today, simply cause its illegal to kill them, if you think the same copy/paste

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye-Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Fred Weasly, Cedric Diggory, and everyone else who had to die to make the Harry Potter series as great as it is.

If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709, CinderXKaoru, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Cheshire's Riddles, Kishu Fanatix Girl

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

I found a rock. I named my rock. I took my rock to the park. My rock played with other rocks. I lost my rock.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Summer has ended and school has started up once again. The thrill of seeing your friends again has worn out, and you're bored, possibly to the death. The following is a list of conquering this boredom in school.

1. Only speak duck (quack constantly).

2. Pretend you're Paul Revere and run through the halls screaming, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

3. Answer all your teacher's questions in third person. Example: "Bob thinks that EMC2 was created by Einstein.

4. During lunch have your lunch table break out into random Disney songs.

5. Tell your teacher that your Wookie ate your homework.

6. Mutter the same numbers over and over again under your breath.

7. Dress up as a wizard and cast "spells" on your fellow classmates.

8. Dress up as a pirate and ask, "Where's all the Booty?"

9. Pretend you're the Headless Horseman.

10. Do your homework in some exotic language such as Swahili.

11. Sit next to your imaginary friend at lunch.

12. Buy a life size cardboard poser of Andersen Cooper and bring him everywhere.

13. Go up to someone with a ring and exclaim: "It's the ring of power! You must destroy it in the fires of Mount DOOM!"

14. Ride your bike or motorized scooter through the hallways.

15. Throw a barb-b-q in the cafeteria.

16. Start digging a hole in front of the school. When asked what you're doing answer, "I'm going to China!"

17. Inform your school over the loudspeaker that you're an alien and you've come to abduct them all!

18. Pretend you're blind.

19. Bring your 'blankie' to school.

20. During a band concert, when you're supposed to be playing a great classical piece, have the band start playing the Jeopardy song.

21. During a test stand up and yell, "I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees!"

22. The answer to every question is global warming. Example : "Why did Hitler persecute the Jews?" "Global Warming!"

23. At the end of the announcements say "May the Force be with you."

24. Randomly blurt out: "Mike Wasowski!"

25. Randomly shout out : "I've got a snake in my boots!"

26, Narrate your life. Example: " 'Hi guys!' I said as my friends looked at me like I was crazy."

27. Only write in gel pens.

28. Tap dance through the halls.

29. Fence through the halls.

30. Ask your PE teacher when you're going to be playing Quidditch.

31. Bring the Sorting Hat to school and place it on strangers' heads and yell out the house of which they are in.

32. You could do nothing, but then you'll surely die of boredom.

They were looking through peoples

MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one

myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man

looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;

youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make

any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what

ever she could. Her and her friend started to get

worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you

just said about me with your friend like a

minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him

hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes

watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really

matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me

from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its

not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says

love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really

scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was

still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on

the ground dead. She started to scream but when she

turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two

minutes here will be three men, one in your

bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that

very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

•I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Who cares about scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh man, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

•'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

•Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

•Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good exercise.

•94% of teens would freak out if Justin Bieber was on a 1,000 feet high building threatening to kill himself. I am part of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and would be yelling, "DO A BACKFLIP!!" XD

Me: I'm a Ninja!
You: No you're not!
Me: Did you see me do that?
You: Do what?
Me: Exactly!

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7.Don't use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We messed up, huh?"
Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Perfection is a waste of time.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN MORON RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

xxxXxXxxx

xxxXxXxxx

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DANG! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

xxxXxXxxx

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

xxxXxXxxx

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

xxxXxXxxx

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

xxxXxXxxx

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, TornAngelWings, NobukoXxXAkira, moonlit sprite, Kishu Fanatix Girl

xxxXxXxxx

[5:49:12 PM] Fife: My name is Lilly I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im sorry!', I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Lilly I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be affected By this Poem And because you are affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

100 Ways to Confuse/Torture Your Roommate:


Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.


Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.


Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"


Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."


Every time you see your roommate yell, "You son of a..." and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.


Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.


Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.


Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.


"Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.


Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.


Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."


Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.


Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.


Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.


Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.


Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."


Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.


Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."


If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."


Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.


Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.


Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"


Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."


Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."


Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.


Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.


Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.


While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.


Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.


Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.


Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.


Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.


Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."


Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.


Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.


Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"


Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.


Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.


Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.


Call your roommate " Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him " Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."


Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.


Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.


Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.


When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."


Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."


Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"


Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."


Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.


Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."


Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.


Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.


Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.


Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).


Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.


Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.


Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.


Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.


Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.


Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."


Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.


Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"


Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."


Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!")


Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.


When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.


Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.


Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.


Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.


Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then, look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.


Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "Damn road runner..."


Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.


Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.


Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.


Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesn't swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!


Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.


Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.


Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.


Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.


Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.


Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.


Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.


Hang a horseshoe above the door. Make up stories about having had good luck. Then, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages. When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe..."


Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.


As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.


Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.


Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.


Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.


Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.


Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."


Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.


Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.


Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.


Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.


While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.


Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.


Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.


Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.

Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah...

Yeah, my mind is a dark and twisted place.

If you have ever thought: I cannot do this, and then done it, copy and paste, and add you name and the scenario to the list. True Colours, singing a solo, xPatchworkMindx, auditioning in a pantomime, GypsyxSilent, writing a story x3, Kishu Fanatix Girl, having someone read my profile (Dream come true if your not me!!!)

If you too are on the Quest for General Awesomeness, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Tokyo Mew Mew (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Kishu or Taruto is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Tokyo mew mew and Fanfiction. Crazy is when you go on about your favourite pairings on Fanfiction and no one has any idea what you are talking about. crazy is when you shout "YAY" for no apparent reason in the middle of a maths test (soo embarrassing by the way - try to resist) Crazy is when you suggest to the cool girls that they come in to school without makeup. Crazy is what will set the world to rights. Crazy is when you make random noises when someone is saying someone else is crazier than you are. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.

Ninety-five per-cent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five per-cent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, Kishu Fanatix Girl

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, MadCatta, True Colours, Kishu Fanatix Girl

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, Kishu Fanatix Girl

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, Kishu Fanatix Girl

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, teeny-weeny-munchkin, True Colours,

Actually, wait...I can't be in the 7 percent of American teens who would ask: 'What was your first clue?' because I'm not American! CHIZ!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea) True Colours (I blame it on the floor-length brown skirts we wear to school) Kishu Fanatix Girl, (Does crawling up them count? Because I do it all the time :D)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. Do your part to end homophobia!

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile

(Originator lost in the mists of time - it wasn't me. Consider these pastes disclaimed.)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Here is a questionaire you can do by listing twelve characters and then answering the questions. Do it. Do it NOW!!!

1. John

2. Rose

3. Dave

4. Jade

5. Jane

6. Roxy

7. Dirk

8. Jake

9. Karkat

10. Kanaya

11. Terezi

12. Vriska

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Dirkrezi? Haven't read one, but it could be an interesting ship!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I dunno. Ask Davesprite

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think that's how it works?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

So. Many. Fanfictions

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mumcest!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jane and Karkat or Jane and Kanaya...I have no idea.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Probably leave

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Friendshipping?

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Nah

10. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably

11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Together?

12. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Gentleman

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Vriska is a dick and jumps in on John/Roxy?

14. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not too long ago

15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

John and Dirk are in a happy relationship until Karkat runs off with Dirk. John, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Terezi and a brief unhappy affair with Vriska, then follows the wise advise of Jane and finds true love with Dave. ... Some of these I ship...Some of these I laughed at... :)

Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly.

I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence.

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

If you never succeed on the first try, never go skydiving.

A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Most people I know are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. And vice versa.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

When in doubt, make up words!

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch, but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Normal people worry me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person two feet away from me.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I didn't fail 10,000 times; I just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

You talk to me like I care what you're saying.

When the world says 'give up', it means you should have given up an hour ago.

Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge.

Reality is for those who lack imagination.

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then, it hits me.

I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, obtain a sycophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.

You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. DO IT. I SAID DO IT! (Unless the nearest person is me!)

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you angrily, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight and don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly, then she wants you to tell her, "You’re beautiful."
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does, more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00 a.m. on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kicking today, baby?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'll read it too.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

60 or so Awesome Ways to Make your Teacher Wanna Backhand You!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back against the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask, "Does somebody need a hug?" very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, "Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties."

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream "The light! Make it stop! Argh, it burns!!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, "You're racist against paper, aren't you?"

8. Don’t do your homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework, say, "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever." Then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say, "Hello, my name is Mr/Mrs [insert name here]", you stand up and say "Prove it!"

11. When your teacher asks why you were late, say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds" at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class, bow and say, "May the force be with you, young one."

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream, "OMG! Get away! Rape! Rape! Rape!!"

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance".

22. When they tell someone to turn around, have everyone in class do it as well.

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelled.

25. Run in the room screaming, “The world is going to end!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, "The queen/king is never late; everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, "I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected; please leave me alone or try again later, thank you."

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream, "Aah, my eyes!!"

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell, "The sky is falling!"

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout, "Oh no, they’re coming for me!"

32. Bring in a 7th grader and say he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery, i.e. necklaces, earrings, etc.

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell, "DNA!"

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says "I am retarded".

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper, "What’s wrong?" yell, "No, I won’t make out with you after class!”

44. Yell "Liar!" to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, it’s spreading!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking roll, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say, "Your worst nightmare".

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go, "Ooohh, I know this!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot" to every question s/he asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught.

53. When a teacher asks you a question, reply, "Um, computer says nooo!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout, "I object!!"

55. Repeat the last word the teacher says but say it much louder.

56. While the teacher's back is turned, everyone swaps seats.

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart.

58. When you hear a police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom, shouting, "Oh no, they're here! Oh my god! Shit! Shit! Shit! What do I do? Sir/miss, you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! Help!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question, shout, "Next!"

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "Amen!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Sing the never ending song on a long car ride. "There is a song that never ends, never ends, never ends; there is a song that never ends and this is how it goes..."

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20 and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile!

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (Please spread this around; it would save everyone's eyes and hearts! -SV13)

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The Fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your Fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a Fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a legitimate reason for the change.

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. (I disagree, just for the record. But I do agree that there should be some differentiation between normal speech and writing. -SV13)

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly and in full. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers into two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confused.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside"; this shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

I love these quotes:

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

(\_/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your (")_(") profile and help him on his way to world domination.

Dis bunny's gonna rule da world!!! Made By shippofan2k

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely side-tracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five per cent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five per cent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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FUN THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Say "Ding" on every floor.

3.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

4.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

6.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

7.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

8.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

9.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

10.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

11.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

12.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

13.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

14.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

16.Swat at flies that don't exist.

17.Tell people that you can see their aura.

out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

19.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

20.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

21.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

22.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

23.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

24.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

25.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

26.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Throw a rave.

31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not feng shui."

32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

34. Lean over to another rider and whisper, "Noogie patrol coming!"

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger, "I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

47. Shout "Food fight!"

48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout, "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

53. Shave.

54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

56. Practice your kung fu.

57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

59. Fly a model airplane.

60. Do yoga.

61. Play the accordion.

62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Ask each person individually if they like your hat.

63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

If you love your mom, copy and paste on your profile

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favourite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

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The Many Personalities of Spain by A-Nameless-Night reviews
England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 185,664 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 3/15/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Taking Baby From A Candy by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy have given birth, but can't agree on what to name their daughter. The result? Total destruction! CartmanxWendy, ButtersxLexus, Kenny (as Mysterion) x Butters if you choose to see that, and Kenny (as Mysterion) x Cartman if you choose to see that.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Mysterion
Blindsided by Soccer-Geek reviews
A tragic accident has occurred, and Pie is not only scarred from the event, but blind. But was it really an accident? All he knows is he's suddenly with the girl he said good-bye to two years previously and slowly fell in love with. He doesn't know she loves him, and will lie to her to make sure she doesn't. But why? On indefinite hiatus.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,358 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Pie, Lettuce M.]
Welcome to LOVEMUFFIN by Axis29 reviews
Phineas, Ferb, and the gang have been 'invited' to partake in the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. recruitment search and guess who shows up. Contains Ferbnessa and maybe other stuff later. Rated because I rated my other stories the same way. As of chapter 19, this story is being written by Quanktumspirit.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb, Vanessa
Sixty Seconds by Desmenmen reviews
What if, through the help of a simple device, you could see the exact time you had left before you met your soul mate? Well, there is such a thing. It is called a timer. It seemed like everyone was getting one. And hell, Dave was just curious. He never expected the soul mate he got. It wasn't supposed to turn out like that.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Never Change by hollycomb reviews
Thirteen years after his high school girlfriend's pregnancy upended his life, Stan is still in South Park, working with his partner Bebe as a local cop. They're in the process of investigating a series of possibly connected murders when FBI agent Kyle Broflovski returns to town and informs his old friend Stan that this is his investigation now. (Stan/Kyle)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 120,834 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Renaissance of Lilith by Courtanie reviews
Damien took Kyle from his home long ago and made him into his personal toy. Now, he's about to let loose his captive to begin taking the souls of those he used to hold dear in the way that only a succubus can. M for ST, N/C, Violent themes. Dyle/K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,677 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Kyle B., Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
Diaries Are For Pussies by thecrazierone reviews
"Diaries are for gay, pussy, little faggots, guess it's fitting that I have one. " Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Harry Potter and the Aliens by Lokiismylife reviews
A girl on the first years' list turns out to be Kisshu's little sister, and he and his family are NOT pleased. Set after the events of Tokyo Mew Mew, but during Fourth Year. R&R please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,499 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Severus S., Minerva M., Kish, OC
Best Friends Forever by Soccer-Geek reviews
The girls of the Tokyo Mew Mew team are so close, they are practically sisters. Not only that, they are best friends. Mew Mew centric vignette series, mostly taking place post series. Various pairings. More details inside.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Ichigo M., Mint A., Lettuce M., Zakuro F. - Complete
Pai's Plan by Lokiismylife reviews
Pai comes up with a plan to get Ichigo to love Kisshu. He didn't really take into account Kisshu's reaction to this plan...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Pie - Complete
Prussia x Reader Lemon- Facade- Hetalia Axis Powers FanFiction by sibahahahahaha reviews
You've lived With Old Fritz for nearly 5 years and worked in his pub, beginning the summer before your Freshman year as an Undergraduate. Now you're a Graduate student, and Fritz' grandsons return from Germany. Ludwig is already like a little brother to you, but when his older brother moves into your apartment with you, will you be able to treat Gilbert like a brother too?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Germany, Hungary, Prussia, Fritz
Darkest Dawn by rosegirl220 reviews
Sequel to "Dark Harvest". It is now months after the grisly murders that took place in the small town of Colorado, and Pete is now under Mike's ruling thumb to save the remaining two friends he has. Can he keep up the charade, or will he fail miserably in the end? (Rating M for dark themes in later chapters)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Red Goth, Vampir M. - Complete
Happy Thanksgiving, Clyde Donovan by hollycomb reviews
It's Thanksgiving, and Clyde misses his mom as usual. Fortunately, he has a lot of distractions this year. Maybe too many. (Clyde/Bebe/Kenny, Clyde/Craig)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] [Kenny M., Bebe S.] - Complete
The Way You Left Me by I'm a Nerd and Proud reviews
Kisshu, laying awake one night on his home planet, thinks of his time on Earth years ago. He should have known Ichigo would never truly leave him alone.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] Pie, OC - Complete
Forgotten by I'm a Nerd and Proud reviews
The final battle is over; Kisshu and the aliens have returned home. 2 years have gone by without much need of the Mews when the aliens return but something is different…Kisshu doesn't remember Ichigo! (Written by kisshuismylife and I'm a Nerd and Proud)
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish]
It Started with Ice Cream by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu comes over to Ichigo's to ask what ice cream is, and this leads to a very interesting conversation... R&R please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] - Complete
Sharks by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu can be pretty diabolical when he wants to...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Kish, Moe, Miwa - Complete
The Ocelot by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo finds an ocelot in her room. I wonder where it came from...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] Moe, Miwa - Complete
Another Crazy Day by Lokiismylife reviews
Exactly as the title says. The Cyniclons are having another crazy day. Please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Pie, Tart - Complete
Dark Harvest by rosegirl220 reviews
Pete knew that the Vamp kids were conformist posers, especially Mike, but he never expected for them to do anything like this... (Collaboration with my dear friend drummergirllex on Tumblr, and is rated M for dark theme and language) (Contains Creek, Bratters, and hints of Pike and Meek in later chapters)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Craig T., Tweek T., Red Goth, Vampir M. - Complete
The Last Straw by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo's had enough of being called a toy, and blows up at Kisshu in their latest battle. VERY fluffy. R&R please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
Pai's Little Sister by Lokiismylife reviews
This a request from Megumi-chan3. Nine years ago, Pai's little sister was kidnapped. Kisshu finds her nine years later, but it's not what anyone expected...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] Pie
The Dress by Lokiismylife reviews
Aoyama dumps Ichigo before prom, and on the same day, someone leaves a beautiful dress in her room. I wonder who... R&R please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
The untold story by Axis29 reviews
Every time a story is told there are many things that happen that we do not see, now come with me as we peal back the layers of each story in order to find ... the untold stories ... this is probably the lamest summery ever, just read and you will see what I mean. Rated T because I rate everything T and now I feel that unless it needs a higher rating I'm not going to change it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Phineas, Isabella
Just another Kish and Ichigo story by tokyomewmewfanatic reviews
"Please don't do this. " the red-head whimpered. "Why should I? You deserve it."
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,833 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish
The Chromosome Swapper by Axis29 reviews
Phineas and Ferb create a new invention that can swap the traits of someone for the traits of someone else. And with all the safety that they put into the processing system, no one really cared to make sure that the chromosome for gender were a little different than every other chromosome. Includes Phinbella
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,398 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Phineas, Isabella
In Love With My Other Self by Slash-MangaLover reviews
The 2p!Hetalia countries come to visit the 1p!contries. They came to take over, not fall in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/30/2012 - America, Parallel America
A Disney Story by Roxi2Star reviews
Thanks to a misplaced potion from England (with some minor tweaks, via America) Spain and Romano find themselves falling through Disney stories, trying to get home. The only way out? Play their parts. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] England/Britain, America
Prom by tokyomewmewfanatic reviews
Masaya dumps Ichigo on Prom so he can go with another girl and this leaves Ichigo feeling sad and helpless but can a certain green haired alien turn things around?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Life of Pai by tokyomewmewfanatic reviews
It's not easy being Pai, it's actually pretty frustrating, especially when you have two idiots to look after.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Kish, Pie, Tart - Complete
The Hetalia Pocky Game by The Epic Turtles reviews
What happens when Hungary and Japan combine forces and take over the World Meeting? Great minds think alike. Multiple pairings and total fluff galore...and maybe more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,331 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Japan, Hungary
Bored by Lokiismylife reviews
Basically, what happens when Kisshu and Taruto get really bored. It's really funny, so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Ichigo M., Kish, Pie, Tart - Complete
The Real Thing by Lokiismylife reviews
I think a summary is going to spoil the story, so please read and find out.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Ichigo M. - Complete
Sleep Over at Ichigo's by I'm a Nerd and Proud reviews
A rewrite to my first go at this!*** Ichigo has a sleepover at her house for a weekend, and everyone can go! Just a little heartbreak at first, but can our favorite alien make it feel better?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish]
The Voodoo Doll Plot by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu steals a book on voodoo that Taruto got from Pudding, and hilarity ensues. Better than it sounds; please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kish, Pie, Tart - Complete
All About Us by Zenchn reviews
Things aren't working out for Kishu or Ichigo. No matter what they do, they can't get away from each other and the world is still at stake. Short chapters for a short and sweet story
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,223 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Bad News From Home by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu receives news that his mom died right before they form a truce. This is not a one-shot; but it probably won't be more than about three chapters, due to the 27-page first chapter. R&R please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Pie, OC
Unusual Pets by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu brings Ichigo a pet. Ordinary, right? Not this one. Read and review please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
Not better left unsaid by Axis29 reviews
sometimes it's better to keep something a secret, sometimes it's better to tell someone that there best friend has a crush on them, but it's always better to stop someone from announcing that Isabella has a crush on someone over the loud speaker, especially since more than 80% the boys at school have a crush on her … Yet for some reason none of them know who she has a crush on.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 166,914 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Not So Emotionless After All by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu and Taruto decide to prove that Pai does have emotions- and things go nuts. R&R please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Pie, Tart - Complete
Tales of a Prankster by Lokiismylife reviews
Snippets from Kisshu's childhood, thought up by me. Please read, it's going to be funny!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Kish - Complete
If I Could Redo Everything by Lokiismylife reviews
The night Kisshu leaves, Ichigo makes a wish that will change everything.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish]
Back From The Grave by Mrs.AyaDrevis reviews
DioxAya at some parts x3 took me awhile to do this and this is my first one I have done so hope you like!
Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Aya D., Dio] Monika D., Ogre
Love Smells Like Maple by Table.Legs reviews
*Red Velvet Pancakes* (Canada x 2p! Canada) 2p World Meetings are typically scheduled after 1p World Meetings, so what happens when poor, little Canada falls asleep and is forgotten? More specifically, what will happen when 2p!Canada comes across the sleeping maple-lover? (comment if you wish for me to continue, but for now it shall stay a fluffy one-shot)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Canada, Parallel Nations
The (REAL) after story! by Mr. Toko reviews
Who wants to know what (may have) really happened after the events on Earth? What happened to Kisshu, Taruto and Pai? Did they get their love of their lifes? Or did they move on? And what about their children? Do they even have any? This little one-shot can tell ya! I'm horrible at summeries! Story is cute and Kishigo shipers beware! I can fight back if you wanna kill me! R&R
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Kish, Pie, Tart, OC - Complete
Pai's Phobia by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu and Taruto have discovered Pai's worst fear- and proceed to exploit it.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Pie, Tart - Complete
Chimera Anima Fun by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu and Taruto create a fire-breathing chicken and let it loose at Café Mew Mew to cure boredom.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] Ryou S., Tart - Complete
It's That Time of the Month Again by Lokiismylife reviews
...for Mint, anyways. I hope you like this!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Ichigo M., Mint A., Kish, Tart - Complete
Nighttime Surprise by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo, Lettuce, and Pudding have waited five years for the Cyniclons to return. When they do return, however, they've got a very special surprise... READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END! IT CONTAINS IMPORTANT STORY INFO!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] [Lettuce M., Pie]
South Park: Warriors of Virtrue by Joshherrera02 reviews
After the stick of truth, it's time to play another game.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kevin McCormick, Stan M., Kyle B.
Cheater by Soccer-Geek reviews
It's the same old story: Masaya cheats, Ichigo cries, Kish comes to save the day... or is it?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Ichigo M., Kish, Masaya A. - Complete
TMM would be ruined if by Mr. Toko reviews
What would ruin the TMM-plot? Keiichiro getting addicted? Pudding loosing her mind? Deep Blue being father? Pie falling in love? Well, there's one way to find out the answer! Have fun reading, People! All characters! Each chapter is for one character, humans! ENJOY! -Warning: The ideas mentioned in this Story SHOULD never be used in real ones! it will just ruin them! Believe me!-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014
Shenanigan Ferris Ride by Zade-Kassel reviews
Taking place directly after takeoff to the new session. Dave adjusts to his new home with the trolls and their strange customs, and also deals with the mental aftermath of the game. Eventual DaveKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,167 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Accidents Happen, Koneko-chan by FairySinGirl reviews
Kisshu accidently turns Ichigo into a Cyniclon while they were fighting. Find out what'll happen to her, and if she'll be able to reverse the transformation. Sorry if the summary is crappy. Rating may move up to 'T' if it starts to get bad (y'all know what I mean). KisshuxIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Creativity by thecrazierone reviews
Wendy likes writing stories, just not with Cartman. Candy Cartman X Wendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
South Park Fan Script Ep 101: Homophobiaphobic by Trenterprise reviews
This is my first South Park fanscript. Word gets around that one of the fourth grade boys is gay. Everyone goes above and beyond to show how happy they are for him, but one of the boys is quickly discovered by the other students to be a "homophobe". *WARNING* This will not have SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bebe S., Craig T., Kyle B., Stan M.
Chocolate for who? by Mr. Toko reviews
Everyone knows who will get Ichigo's chocolate to Valentine! Of course it is only one Boy! But who is it really? Are you sure that Masaya gets her heart? And if not, who will get her heart instead? -Small Story where you have to decide who gets it at the end! ENJOY!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Ryou S., Ichigo M., Kish, Masaya A. - Complete
Teasing Pai is Very Enjoyable- Until You Get Killed by Lokiismylife reviews
I think the title says it all... R&R please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Kish, Pie, Tart - Complete
Ichigo Catnapped by Mew Ichigo13 reviews
Ichigo is catnapped! What will happen when a certain green haired alien forces her to be his mate? Will love bloom?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Ichigo M., Kish, Pie, Tart
The Not-So-Perfect Match by Amaranthyn reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Tokyo and Ichigo's school decides to do it a little different this year, having students fill out a questionnaire to match people up with their 'perfect match'. It's all for fun and games. Kisshu hears about this and he participates too. KisshuXIchigo. Previously "The Perfect Match" Sequel: "White Day"
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] - Complete
The talk by Axis29 reviews
There comes a time in a child's life where their parents must sit down and 'talk' to them about some things. Some take it better than others while others take it worse than they should. Some however begin to see their friends in a whole new light. Phineas just might be one of those kids.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Cupidinis Sagitta by Amaranthyn reviews
Kisshu starts acting weird this morning... It all spirals downhill when he starts getting sick. Only Ichigo can save him from the illness. She has the choice to save him, or let it kill him. Kisshu/Ichigo. I'm sure the story is better than this summary... So, R&R
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] - Complete
Toy by Amaranthyn reviews
"Some toys... are loved forever by their owners..." Short drabble on Ichigo flipping at Kisshu for calling her 'his toy'. This is what he has to say to her about that
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] - Complete
Sea Otters by Lokiismylife reviews
Set right after the fight in Episode 19. Ichigo finds an orphaned baby sea otter that seems strangely attached to her.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Ichigo M., Kish] Ryou S. - Complete
Exception by steph2009 reviews
Ichigo finds an exception to the "no kissing" rule. Rated T for cussing.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Fighting for Love by tokyomewmewfanatic reviews
She was so close...and then this happened. This wasn't supposed to happen! Tears streamed down her face and she began sprinting towards him. She refused to let it end this way. She was suppose to confess her love, they were supposed to be together. Everything was supposed to somehow work out. She absolutely refused to let it end like this. It won't. It can't.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Ichigo M.
My Feelings Will Never Change Ichigo by I'm a Nerd and Proud reviews
5 years after the war between mews and aliens. The mews and Aliens went their own ways, though the mews still talk to each other. Now, Ichigo is getting married to Aoyama. Kisshu is getting mated to this girl named Ayama, but what if his feelings for Ichigo come back? On earth, can our alien keep himself from falling for the cat mew? Read to find out! K/I, P/T, P/L, M/M, and K/Z.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,935 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Ichigo M., Kish, Masaya A.] - Complete
A Kish and Ichigo Christmas by tokyomewmewfanatic reviews
This Christmas isn't very merry for our favorite alien but maybe his favorite red head can change that.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kish, Ichigo M.
My Heart by DoNotEnterAngel reviews
Ichigo still can't do her homework, but Kisshu is willing to help her for a deal. What they don't realize is that things will quickly spiral out of control! Will she realize his love for her, or will she come back to Aoyama? IchigoxKisshu. Rated T just to be safe. Warning! At least one character death!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Aoyama
Unknown, but Together by thecrazierone reviews
Can one online conversation bring two enemies closer than they've ever been before? Will they want to? Kyman, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Heart Beats by Tkb4 reviews
The Kira case has come to a standstill, so, to pass the time, L and Light start doing activities that are deemed as normal, to try and move the case forward. Little do they know the consequence love has in its lies... LXLIGHT, No Lemon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,356 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
My Worst Fear by Lokiismylife reviews
It's been a year since the final battle, and the Cyniclons are back. Ryou, Pai, and Keiichiro have a new invention, but when Ichigo volunteers to try it out, they find that it's not exactly what they think...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
Fubuki by Lokiismylife reviews
Ryou tries to kill Ichigo and Kisshu by leaving them out in a blizzard, but Ichigo calls Pai to come get them. What happens when the Mews find out?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Ichigo M., Kish] [Pie, Lettuce M.] - Complete
One Thing by english.rose20 reviews
When Kisshu and Ichigo are in the middle of another argument the green-haired alien decides to try a new way of winning her heart.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Kish, Ichigo M.] - Complete
What SHOULD Have Happened by Lokiismylife reviews
Set after Episode 4. Ichigo still can't get Kisshu's kiss out of her mind. What happens when she finds him asleep in her tree? This one is a bit different from my others, so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Pie
A Truce by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu wants to form a truce, but Pai and Taruto aren't too into that idea... Not my usual (I hope) so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Stressed Out by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu's really stressed out, and Ichigo takes him home with her to help him.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Because it Smells Like Me by WhoLockStuck reviews
For the last couple nights Dave's cape has gone missing only to be returned early the next morning, the young Strider whips out his best detective skills and the culprit is the last person or troll he expected.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Fixing Mistakes by Lokiismylife reviews
After hurting Ichigo's feelings, Kisshu comes to apologize, and then my crazy imagination takes over! Rated T for Kisshu being Kisshu.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
Kittens by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu has a rather interesting obsession... This isn't an ordinary 'Kisshu turns into a kitten' story, so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Pie - Complete
Misenterpratation by RedHoodLover reviews
Tart doesn't quite understand the meaning of a kiss...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Pudding F., Kish, Pie, Tart - Complete
Im Done! by KisshuRulez reviews
When ichigos had enough she quits. No more work, no more fighting, and best of all no more ryou. Except that means Kisshu can annoy her even more *Wink Wink*
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Cough Syrup by Lokiismylife reviews
Basically, this story is pure Kishigo fluff, no action or drama. So if you like Kishigo fluff, this is a good story for you. If not, please don't bother reading or flaming me.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Motel 69 by Courtanie reviews
Kyle and Kenny never have time to themselves and it's been driving them crazy...until a night spent in a motel gives them all they need. PWP, K2, M for ST and Mature Lang.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pai's Gone Insane! by Lokiismylife reviews
Pai attacks Kisshu, and Taruto gets him out of there before he gets killed, but accidentally teleports to Ichigo's house. What's going to happen now? Mainly KxI, and it's very funny, so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Tart - Complete
It's Better This Way by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu and Ichigo have been dating, but Kisshu's been acting strangely. What's going on, and how is this going to affect Ichigo? PLEASE R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Terrified by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu saves Ichigo from being raped by Aoyama, but now she's terrified of being touched- and Kisshu is the only person she'll trust!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Kisshu's Dilemma by Lokiismylife reviews
Deep Blue exiles Kisshu for bringing his little sister to the ship after their adoptive parents' deaths. What will he do now?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, OC - Complete
My Real Feelings by Lokiismylife reviews
A summary will ruin it, so please just read and see what happens!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Solkat by Isoya13 reviews
Just some fluffy Solkat. Rated M for Karkat's mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Kisshu's Mistake by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu accidentally stabs Ichigo while fighting, and takes her back to the ship. Story better than this awful summary; please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
What Have I Done? by Lokiismylife reviews
Something happens to Kisshu, and he kills Ichigo. Will Ichigo be brought back? And if so, will Kisshu be able to face her?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Sleepover by Lokiismylife reviews
Title says it all, in my opinion. KxI!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Please Take Care of Her by Lokiismylife reviews
I can't think of a summary that won't spoil the story, so let's just say it's a cute little one-shot that's pretty good, so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Memory Loss by FairySinGirl reviews
I think the title says it all. Ichigo finds Kisshu in an alley with amnesia, and she decides to help him.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Missing You by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo wants Kisshu to come back, but it's been five years. Is he going to come back? And if so, will he still feel the same?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Take Me Home With You! by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu comes to kidnap Ichigo, and this time she says yes- on one condition.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Ichigo's Pain by Lokiismylife reviews
It's been three years since the Cyniclons left, and Ichigo's really hurting. Lettuce takes matters into her own hands by calling Pai to get Kisshu, but will they be in time to save Ichigo? Read and find out!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Ichigo M., Lettuce M., Kish, Pie - Complete
Kiss Me by Lokiismylife reviews
What would happen if Aoyama's kiss didn't bring Ichigo back in the end? What if Kisshu is the only one who can bring her back? Read this and find out!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Bad Day by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo's having a bad day, and finding her parents gone again only makes it worse. The story's better than the summary, so please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Ichigo M. - Complete
The Little Mew-maid by FairySinGirl reviews
Lettuce is turned into a mermaid by Deep Blue for trying to convince Pai to agree to forming a truce. Can Pai find a way to change her back? Or will she remain a mermaid forever? You're about to find out. (Oh, and Mew-maid is just my way of combining the words Mew Mew and Mermaid together, so I just decided to say Mew-maid) PaixLettuce *one-shot*
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
Kisshu's New Pet by Lokiismylife reviews
Deep Blue takes matters into his own hands by sticking Ichigo in cat form, and changing her appearance. Will anyone find out it's her? Read and find out!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Deep Blue - Complete
John, Dave, and the Sex by Johnkat413 reviews
John and Dave have a moment on the beach to find there true selves rated T because they do things with their booty holes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Arrested! by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu and Ichigo have both been arrested! Find out why and what happens in this story!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
The Brink of Death by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu's dying, but he wants to see Ichigo one last time... Story better than summary, please R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Uh-Oh by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo finds Kisshu in downtown Tokyo, alone. The problem: He's somehow turned into a six-year-old! *Edit: Chapter 10 has been redone; please read that before going on to Chapter 11.*
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Falling by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu saves Ichigo after Aoyama pushes her off a waterfall. Sorry the summary sucks; please read and find out more!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
I Have a Life! by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo's had it with working for Ryou. Telling him she's still willing to fight, she quits the Café. But will she actually continue fighting?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Koneko by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu kidnaps Ichigo by knocking her out. He might have gone a bit overboard, however...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Upset Stomach by Lokiismylife reviews
Title says it all, in my opinion. Ichigo has an upset stomach, but doesn't know why. If you don't like this, please don't read it. Thank you.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Chocolate Cheesecake by Lokiismylife reviews
Kisshu is stalking Ichigo again when she actually calls him. But how did she get his phone number? It might have something to do with the chocolate cheesecake she gave Pai... This summary sucks, so if you read this, please don't flame me.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Ichigo M., Pudding F., Kish, Tart - Complete
Pranks Gone too Far by Lokiismylife reviews
Pudding and Taruto have turned Pai and Kisshu into babies! Taruto gets Lettuce and Ichigo to help, but how will they turn them back?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Ichigo M., Lettuce M., Pudding F., Tart - Complete
Alien by Benevolence Black reviews
When Aoyama breaks up with Ichigo 2 years after she stopped being a Mew and Kish left for his own planet, he yells, "Sometimes I wish you would just disappear!" With that, Ichigo is sent to Kisshu's planet. Oops. Without any way to contact her world, and Kish as her only means of friendship and safety, what will happen to the former Mew? Rated T 'cause it'll only get better.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,110 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
彼の過去 (his past) by Mr. Toko reviews
Kisshu always was mysterious, even to himself. What is his real past? Maybe some unexpected persons may know it ... but how will the alien accept his real past? Will he even accept it, or will he ignore it and just go with the lie Deep Blue told him? Maybe certain people can approve that uncertain past ... Poor boy ... Saku/Shin/Ichi/Kish R&R
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Best Friends by Lokiismylife reviews
A very short one-shot based off something on my profile. Read and find out! And sorry the summary sucks.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Moe, Miwa - Complete
Independence Day by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
A sudden 'BOOM' was heard above their heads, Pip visibly flinched, his already strained smile faltering. The sight made Damien's heart sink in his chest. "It's fine." It wasn't fine. DIP drabble for the 4th of July!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Chibi Mew Mew by I'm a Nerd and Proud reviews
The team is in preschool. Something breaks, Kisshu gets blamed for it. Can Chibi Mew Mews figure out who REALLY did it? *Longest I have ever written! 11 PAGES!*
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Aoyama - Complete
Three Short Dates by Axis29 reviews
After a sequence of events (and an explanation), Phineas believes that he might be in love with Isabella, the only problem being he isn't sure if he is or not, the second only problem is he doesn't know if she likes him back. So to solve this Phineas suggests that the two of them start dating to find out if they should be together. Will Isabella finally get what she has desired?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
South Park: The Anime by BoonDocksForever reviews
Today I've decided to make a South Park anime . This is Not a fanfiction but an actual animation;) I will need 5 OCs as characters. Please give me your OCs in good detail:)
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
Sleep-Teleporting by Lokiismylife reviews
Title's pretty self-explanatory, right? R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Mad Father: The Search by AshIzEpic reviews
This is a epilogue (or a sequel) to after the events that took place in the game "Mad Father". Dio goes on a sort of adventure to find Aya... It DOES contain gore in certain parts and Dio x Aya action. Nothing too inappropriate. :)
Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Aya D., Dio, Doctor/Alfred D., Monika D.
Sleepless in South Park by thecrazierone reviews
Our favorite South Park characters are having nightmares. So for your entertainment I have posted all there nightmares here. The story may be a little short at first but it will get longer I promise you. Please read and review. UP FOR GRABS!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013
The Bet by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo bets that she can make Kisshu blush. If she loses, she has to be his girlfriend. What will happen? Set after the series.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Perfect world for for two of us by mythunter reviews
This is how would I made episode 45, Kisshu tried to persuade Ichigo to come with him, but she refuse, having enough of her refusing he decide to kidnap her and take her to a perfect world, a world of two of them.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,912 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Ichigo's Heart by Lokiismylife reviews
Ichigo thinks Kisshu hates her- until he stops her from committing suicide. Not as sad as it sounds; in fact this one's pretty fluffy. THIS WILL NOT BE CONTINUED!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
I'll be Yours by Lokiismylife reviews
The end of Episode 39- my way!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Poison by Lokiismylife reviews
Pai poisons Kisshu by accident, and Kisshu teleports to Ichigo's room- by accident. Can she save him?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Ichigo's Sick Day by Lokiismylife reviews
I think the title says it all...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
The Time it Takes to Heal by Katface-chan reviews
The aliens world has been restored by mew aqua, however the population hit that their people took was devastating. With a new repopulation plan in place, it's up to Kisshu and Pie to return to earth and get the help of the humans in order to rebuild their civilization. They have been gone for 6 years & Kisshu isn't certain how a certain mew will react to his proposition.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,060 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [Ichigo M., Kish] [Tart, Pudding F.]
Country x Reader by kittie17 reviews
Some country x reader stories. There is also some OC's and lemons in here that is why it is rated M. I also might add pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 17,751 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
Sugar by Lokiismylife reviews
I'm sure you all know what this is about from the title. Starts out Puddito, but switches to Kishigo at the end. R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Ichigo M., Pudding F., Kish, Tart - Complete
Mind Reader by Mew-Star-Mew reviews
Kisshu talks to the night sky thinking about his certain Koneko-chan, then an idea snaps in his mind. Will this idea cause him to realize the consequences of his actions or will it have no effect on him at all? I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. KxI. NOT for Tree-Huger lovers! Oneshot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Sht Happens by Mali Kollama reviews
Tweek should probably never be left home alone. -a tale of addictions, gender bending, ups and downs, threesome het/homo adventures, and teenage delinquency -CraigxKennyxTweek
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,122 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T., Kenny M.
Playing Games by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Kenny whooped. "I get to be the doctor!" he called. Cartman immediately began to whine that HE wanted to be the doctor, but was quickly placated by the promise that he could be the head nurse. But then Stan also wanted to be a nurse, so by the time Kyle returned with a bag from his brother's closet, he was the only person left to be a patient. Smut, Stylenric, BDSM. All four. Yes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Anthology of DIP by Xilex90 reviews
A series of prompt short-stories involving he pairing of Damien and Pip
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Damien, Pip P.
The Last Letter by Mew-Star-Mew reviews
After Kisshu dies the Alien's take Kisshu back home, but something slips out of Kisshu's pocket before they go. I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew or the poem, the poem is owned by someone who's name I have forgotten, with a few edits by me. Oneshot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Ten Seconds by Cheshire's Riddles reviews
'If I can come to work on time for the next month then I get your three favorite dresses.' 'Fine but when you lose you have to kiss Kish, for ten seconds' Can Ichigo make it? read and find out. One-shot
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
My sweet strawberry by mewmewgirl363 reviews
Its Ichigos birthday so what would happen if the girls gave Ichigo a surprise party? this is my first story.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Night Sky by Kaja-Wolf reviews
What must it be like when the person you never told you love is literally a galaxy away, and you have no way of reaching them? IchigoxKish
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Canderemy Redux: Phinbella! by PianoMan5 reviews
Not a Canderemy story! At the end of the episode "Canderemy", what if it wasn't Phineas and Ferb who got merged together, but Phineas and Isabella by the hand? Could Isabella use this opportunity to her advantage? Actual length: 21,000 words.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Study partners by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
Matt, One of the most popular kids in schools, has asked Matthew, One of the smartest kids in school, for help to study for his finals. He expected just for some help and then leave, but he gets mixed feelings for this certain blonde... 2p!Canada X 1p!Canada fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Canada, Parallel Nations - Complete
Tutor by Roxi2Star reviews
Request from Rand0m Reviewer! Toni tries to tutor Lovi in Spanish, and it turns... Sexual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Mole? by thewarriorinside reviews
Kyle gets kidnap by whom you ask! Well you damn well know who did it! Well cross your fingers and hope I will stay interested into finishing it. Plz R&R Finally updated again!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Infectious Affections by TeliAngle reviews
As usual, Ichigo is trying to save the day and mantain her normal life. But what happens when Aoyama-kun breaks up with her and the aliens infect her with a strange serum? Find out!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
nOTHING tO fEaR by Vellev reviews
PBJ. Tavros grows up a little, and realizes that there's something missing in his matespritship with Gamzee. A mature Tavros, a childish Gamzee, and a lot of angst.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Heartbroken by sweetcicily reviews
A year after the aliens left Earth, Kisshu is having nightmares about Ichigo. Meanwhile, Masaya cheats on Ichigo with another girl. Read to find out more. Bad at summaries.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
HeatHaze Days by MissusManic reviews
Your name is Craig Tucker, and you're sure only things like this can happen in South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
100 themes for south park by CandieBarr6669 reviews
eventually going to be 100 short stories, poems or whatever I feel like based on 100 themes, all about south park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
The Perfect Distraction by SparklingVendetta reviews
When Spain's sister decides to leave, Romano knows he has to get the nation's mind off of it. Luckily, he has the perfect distraction. Rated M for yaoi sex. That's boy on boy, so don't like? Don't read! Written by Ali Camille and Jasblue97. Edited by Vivian Fates and SparklingVendetta. We don't own Hetalia or any of it's characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Likes This by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
The Love Debt by Minty-Midnight-Mew reviews
Sequel to Our Six Day Deal. Ichigo owes Kish...but is frightened by his attentive passion and devotion. Kish fears he is losing her and makes a GRAVE mistake. Now he must tell her. Fugitives, killers, romance and revenge! Mates for eternity...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,283 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Days with England by Shadow-Light56 reviews
What will happen when America stays with England for a week? Only true horror... AU Hetalia USUK R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2012 - America, England/Britain
Truth or dare? by missbookworm838 reviews
The characters of death note find themselves playing truth or dare...will new feelings bloom? L x light, Mello x N, Mello x matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012
Photograph by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Some people believe that a photograph traps part of their soul. Tweek Tweak believes this. Minor Creek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Just What You're Looking For by Roxi2Star reviews
Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Taste of Koneko IxK fun by Take-me-away-to-paradise reviews
Anything can happen on a hot afternoon, now just mix that with showers and LEMONS, KxI, Rated M for mature because of sexual content and language,My first M fanfic, sorry not good with summaries. I still might continue, just got to find time x.x
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kish, Ichigo M.
Boredom by Roxi2Star reviews
Lovino is bored in class. Luckily Antonio provided entertainment, even if he didn't know he did... Or did he ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
South Park The powers within by Tweeked-angel reviews
Everything in south park changes when Cartman spends his friend's money on a 'stupid crystal ball'. Alliance's form, sides are chosen, and hidden powers reveal themselves. The ultimate war is about to be waged. Rated for language. Might contain slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011
25 Christmas drabbles by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
A drabble a day as South Park leads up to Christmas. Various couples will include; Dip, Gregstophe, Tyde, Candy, Bunny, Style, Creek. Rated T to be safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
The perfect Christmas gift is your heart by i-am-done-writing-bye reviews
After over hearing Ichigo and Lettuce talking, Pudding wants to help Kisshu and Pai get the perfect Christmas gifts for them, with Taruto helping her. Together, aliens and Mew, will try finding the perfect gift! But can it even be wrapped? IxK LxP TxP.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,542 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
SecX by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Kyle tries to tutor Kenny about Calculus. Kenny thinks Sec X sounds a lot like another word. K2. T to be safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Inescapable by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Despite having the prince charming on her side, how could she get rid of a rogue that kept pestering her for life? Prussia x Hungary with mentions of past Austria x Hungary. Smut, smut, and ... smut!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2011 - [Hungary, Prussia] Austria - Complete
You and Kish! by lostkitty91 reviews
this is a fanfic for all fangirls of Kish! your chance to have a story written about you and Kish! see inside for info
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kish
We Go Good Together Just Like Coffee And Cream by Mali Kollama reviews
I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Invitation by whitewolfffy reviews
Ichigo is alone in her house during a storm, and the last thing she expects is a visit from a certain mischievous alien. Neither of them plan the physical contact that ensues. Limey content! Oneshot
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
South Park Truth or Dare by whitemokona234 reviews
an innocent little game of truth or dare with our favorite SP characters... or maybe not-so-innocent at all! you decide! XD Ratings may change due to maturity of dares/truths
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Maybe Another Kiss Would Change Your Mind? Hmm? by MewHarukoxLovesxZelda reviews
Ichigo joins Kish before Ryou could get to her. Now Ichigo fights against the other Mews. Will Ryou ever win her to the team or will she stay with Kish forever? Rated T for teens This was orginally my first fanfic but my second typed.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
Mute by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
When Damien meets a mute boy called Pip, he swears to himself he's going to make the boy speak - and find out why he's mute in the first place. DISCONTINUED, SEE LAST CHAPTER
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Damien, Pip P.
Dip oneshots by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Damien and Pip, Dip galore, ranging from fluffy and cute to...not. T for South Park and yaoi. Fluff,angst, and randomness ahead!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Dreamer-of-Tears reviews
Join Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman and all of your favorite South Park characters as they wade through the "typical" South Park life and try to find love. Main pairing, Style with other side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Super South Park by oppet2 reviews
The South Park kids are entering they're junior year in high school but strange things are begining to happen...can they discover and control their strange new powers before evil begins to take control? Super Power Story! Creek and OC ships, no more OCs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Mute by Courtanie reviews
Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Theory Testing by NightingaleLost reviews
The girls can't possibly be right, right? How could the fights between Kyle and Cartman be secretly a sign of lust? Was that why they really put up with each other? There's only one way to find out...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Birthday Surprises by demonluver821 reviews
After a battle with the Mews that leaves Kisshu with Unresolved Sexual Tension, he wakes up in the middle of the night to find himself chained to his bed. But this may not be such a bad thing... get ready for smut with lemons on the side.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
12 Months of Lust to find True Love by demonluver821 reviews
After being injected with a potion that makes Ichigo require Cyniclon DNA once a month to continue living, she must depend on Kisshu to have sex with her. But will Ichigo's monthly lust for Kisshu turn into something more? Not for kiddies.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,493 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M.
Breaking free by PrincessZela reviews
The battle is done and Deep Blue rules Earth. Kisshu's home planet is saved. Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto are princes and Kisshu buys Ichigo as a servant! What will happen next? Kisshu X Ichigo, a little Pai X Lettuce and Taruto X Pudding R&R
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Kiss My Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep by Viola Durant reviews
This is what I thought,I thought you need me. This is what I thought,So think me naive. I promise you a heart,You promise to keep. Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Black Butler Oneshots by TiffanyTragic reviews
Don't be afraid to request
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/16/2011
I may be down, but I am not out by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
In which Pip gets back at his tormentors. With Damien's persuasion. Inspired by the song "Run, Run" by Minuit.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Gregstophe Oneshots by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Because I need somewhere to put them all xD T for swearing, yaoi, and South Park. Viva La Gregstophe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
South Park Is Still Gay by twitchdoll reviews
Metro fad is back and gayer than ever. /One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Oxymoron by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Damien and Pip are complete oxymoron's of each other. Dip
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Vanilla Twilight by whitemokona234 reviews
Kenny has switched over to the gay side after months of useless relationships with girls failed miserably. When he goes to a gay club, the last thing he expected to see was Butters doing... well, that! Enjoy! Smut in later chappies!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
For Pain, For Pleasure by whitemokona234 reviews
I don't know if the title matches the story, but whatever. I remembered in my South Park Hard Yaoi story that someone suggested I should write a solitary Dip story, so here it is! I hope it doesn't suck, and if it does, not too bad...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Freckles by whitemokona234 reviews
Watching porn will give you ideas, I guess... Stan like Kyle's freckles. He likes them a lot. What happens when he wants to see even more freckles? Read on and find out!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
USUK 100 Theme Challenge! by Jay1892 reviews
My attempt at the 100 theme challenge all revolving around the Hetalia pairing USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - America, England/Britain
Scream for Me by Courtanie reviews
It's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Creek Oneshots by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
So this is a collection of any Creek one-shots I might make. I have set myself a target of 10 different stories. Wish me luck. Yaoi, don't like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
In Sickness And In Health by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Pip falls ill, and has to take a some time off school and work - and when an old friend from the past re-appears, what will happen? Dip, background Creek and Bunny, rated T for basic South Park and yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
He Loves the Pain by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Pip loves the way Damien hurts him. Dip. Extended Version.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Don't Make French Fries by Last-wonderful reviews
Poor innocent Craig, had such a hard life. Three little blonde making his life a living hell, though they did help on the colder nights. Pointless story.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
Stalker by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
Pip felt like someone was watching him. Pip always felt like someone was watching him. One-sided Chip. Dip.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Valentine's Drabbles And Shorts by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
A collection of very short oneshots/drabbles/random conversations things that may range from fluffy to not-so-much. WILL INCLUDE YAOI. Dip, Creek, possible Bunny, Gregstophe, Style, maybe even Candy, a few one-sided, mostly lovey. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Pieces of soon to be stories by newmew4you reviews
Snippets of stories i'm writing down for later. It has romance, drama, tradgedy, and much more! So review your favorates! Mostly KishXIchigo discontinued
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kish, Ichigo M.
Ichigo and Kisshu in the forest by Codelyokoaleita reviews
What would happen if episode 45 went differently, What if Ichigo went with Kisshu to his planet to live together. Lots of kisshu/ichigo moments are planned. this is my first fanfiction so please review!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
party at damiens! by nelly the crazy yaoi ninja reviews
its damiens birthday and its a seven day weekend and pips going this yaoi and its rated m! so no flames! this has dip written all over it so no complanets! enjoy! other pairings as well!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Damien, Pip P.
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Where The Wild Roses Grow by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
A Dip Songfic to Nick Cave's and Kylie Minogue's "where the Wild Roses Grow"
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Heaven, Hell and Erebus by eternal-lie reviews
"Who are you, little one?" Diana has resigned from her post as one of the seven Archangels, for a life alone in the strange half-life domaine of Erebus. Until Kenny McCormick is born...and dies.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret by Jay1892 reviews
Alfred F. Jones has the perfect life until his deepest darkest secret is spilled to the modern world. This is the story of how the biggest secret in American history was let out. USUK Fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
Hello Kitty Socks: A Collection of Betters shots by Lillyfan123 reviews
He's loved her from the moment he saw her socks. This is where all of my Bebe/Butters stories will go. Cute crack. Ratings will vary eventually. R&R if you like, otherwise I wont post my dribbles. Complete! Final chapter lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bebe S., Butters S. - Complete
Christmas Time! by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
A three parter in which we see breif snippets from the homes of some of our read:my favourite characters: Craig and Tweek, Pip and Damien and Kenny and Butters. Creek, Dip and Bunny. Gregstophe and Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Craig's Thoughts by The Truth's Lie reviews
Companion fic to Tweek's World by The-Dyslexic-Dinosaur. His friends advised Craig to break up with Tweek but he dismissed the idea quickly. They wouldn't understand. Tweek was sweet, Tweek was kind and Tweek was the best thing that ever happened to him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Dress Up by The-Bubbling-Pipe reviews
A halloween one-shot featuring our favourite mercenary and pompous brit. ChristopheXGregory. Where Gregory gets an unpleasant suprise.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Christophe, Gregory
Best Enemies by AlineDaryen reviews
A misdirected spell brings Harry Potter much closer to his former rival than he would ever have wished. But it seems Draco Malfoy is not what he used to be… Slash, 8th year, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,209 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Firearm is My Friend by Jay1892 reviews
After the 9/11 attack America isolates himself, refusing to make contact with others out of paranoia that they too might turn on him. No one has been able to get through to him or make him stop sleeping with a gun by his side, but can England save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Summer by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
It's summer time in South Park, and everyone knows summer is romance's season... T for yaoi, pairings are Style, Dip, Creek and Bunny. For ChristyWinchester101's Summer Competition.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Your Guardian Devil by Shadow-of-Sins reviews
Pip, South Park's only orphaned British boy, is now 16 and is still in school. Nothing much has changed, until an old friend returns to South Park.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Time For Sport by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Various sports, pairings, and all kinds of fluff! Rated T for swearing in some chapters. Pairings: Creek, Style, Candy, Dip, Bunny, maybe others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
What A Strange Dream by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Pip wakes up to see something – or someone – in his bedroom. Dip, rated T for yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Damien, Pip P.
Never Think You're Worthless by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Butters' dad voices his opinion on his son's best friend, Kenny McCormick. When Kenny confides in Butters about feeling completely useless, can the small blonde cheer up his friend? Rated T because of swearing, and heck it's South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Colour Codes by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
When Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Christophe, Tweek, Craig, Pip, Damien, Kenny and Butters get bored in the ICT suite, they decide to see what their favourite colours say about their personalties. T for safety on one swear word :S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
You're Still Not Getting This by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
Ichigo has something Kish wants, and he'll stop at nothing to get it back... Even if it means doing the unspeakable. / Birthday giftfic for Fireflies Glow \
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Mew Academy by Lass Cherrie reviews
ON HIATUS. / She's a normal girl, living a normal life, until she is summoned to the prestigious 'Mew Academy'. Packing her life into a duffel bag, she travels to Tokyo, unaware of all that awaits her. Wacky kids. Crazy classes. Heroism. Love. High school, ne?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,287 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008
Fights by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Craig reminiscing some of his fights he's had throughout his school years.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Boy Transformation and Heavy Nosebleeds by Raachuu reviews
When Wendy and her friends realize that Butters was really Marjorine, they set out to create Warren, Wendy in disguise. But when she raids Craig's party, she discovers that boy parties shouldn't be something a girl should attend. M for sexual issues
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
sleep over love! by nelly the crazy yaoi ninja reviews
ok this is my first south park fic! this id mostly dip and bunny and a hint of buttersxpip!.....R&R! this is funny! thank you
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Damien, Pip P.
How To Handle: Your Own South Park Character by Blue-Green-Clouds reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own South Park character. Please Follow this guide on how to take care of your little guy, and avoid bad scenarios, which include but are not limited to, Severe injury, Explosion, Implosion... Have Fun!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Reunited by thewarriorinside reviews
Pip never thought he would ever see HIM again but then again he also didn't expect to be in South Park again either... SLASH DIP Don't Get angry and flame me because of it I WILL bite you FREAKING head off. :3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
South Park: Population: 1,000 Crazy, Redneck Hicks by Breezy and Wheezy Works reviews
Craig Tucker likes things nice and boring. Ever wonder why? South Park's insanity can really take a toll on you. This story is'nt just about Craig, there's subplots with a bunch of other characters' problems.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Craig T., Stan M.
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shoes by super manako sohma reviews
I didn’t have any bad intentions, taking him to this dance. I just wanted to be happy and maybe for him to be happy too. And I thought he was all for it. But I didn’t see how miserable it was for him until we got to the dance floor. KyBe.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bebe S., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Hard Yaoi by whitemokona234 reviews
Style, Bunny, Dip, and Creek! Enjoy! 2 extra chappies r being added! the Christams spirit has struck me!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Ice Warm by super manako sohma reviews
If you've read Fire, you know this is a bunch of Stylish oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. It's gonna be fluffy as best as I make it. Again, romance or friendship? You decide.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Major Misadventures in South Park by bloodynight21
Eventual Style and immediate Kyman. Don't like dont read.I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK wish I did XD R&R! LemonLime Slash NOT PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 926 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kyle B.
Fireflies by whitemokona234 reviews
songfic for style! don't like don't read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Singing and Dancing by Kyle by whitemokona234 reviews
Stan is peeping in on Kyle's alone time! What will happen next? Style fanfic don't like don't read asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
One Morning by whitemokona234 reviews
Style fanfic. don't like don't read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Quiescence by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The List of Couples by dark-night-sky reviews
Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Eight Years Later by super manako sohma reviews
Butters is still too hung up on the events that took place on September 11, 2001 to even celebrate his birthday, until Kenny comes in a suggests otherwise.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Folie à Deux by Leetlebeetches reviews
“Is this what you planned?” Letting out a small chuckle I decided to elaborate, “I mean did you know this would be how we ended up?” A fic detailing the finer or some not so great moments of the relationship between Gregory and Christophe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Christophe, Gregory
Agoraphobia by super manako sohma reviews
Everyone had a concealed weapon hidden in the back of their pants or inside their coats. They could take them out at any given moment and start a shooting rampage, because that’s what they were. Cold, dark hearts with evil intentions. GregoryChristophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Mission For The UnLoving by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
There was so much in Christophe Kye thought he knew - felt that he knew. But with every little touch, and every little word. He fell for both the boy and the one behind the missions. He fell for Christophe and Ze Mole. 'Tophlovski.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Christophe, Kyle B.
Hot and Bothersome by let's point out the obvious reviews
Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Therapy by LoveIsAJokeWithNoPunchline reviews
Because we all know they need it. This is what it would be like if the kids from South Park went to Therapy. WARNING SLASH! Dip, Bunny, Style, Tweek/Fangirls, and maybe others
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2009
Of Swimming Pools and Showers by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Showers can be fun, especially when you have a hott blonde with you. Creek, lemon, For Amenan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Nothing Gold can Stay by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Damien loved watching the sunrise. It was a habit he would never willingly share with anyone, but a habit nonetheless. Dip. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Pour L'Amour Des Chats by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Gregory wants to know where Christophe goes during his free time. What he finds out is...well, quite astonishing. Cute, hinted slash, oneshot. ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
His Little Mercenary by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Of course, Gregory. Ven 'ave I ever failed you?" He asked, a mocking drip in his voice which made Gregory smile and turn to face the lying down figure. "..Never." Gregory/Christophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
TMM Nightmare! by Spiritcharm reviews
Ever wounder what the TMM characters nightmares are? Well in this fic we will find out and some of their nightmares are really creepy.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Just a Kiss by super manako sohma reviews
Wendy is a mature kind of girl who doesn't really care about getting her first kiss. That is, until Cartman steals it from her.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Cytology by super manako sohma reviews
Kenny helps Butters study for a biology test. Fluffy Bunny.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Epilogue by super manako sohma reviews
Sequel to Fade. A lot goes through Kenny's mind as he waits for Kyle at Stark's Pond. But what happens when Kyle doesn't show up?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fade by super manako sohma reviews
Kyle comes back to South Park 8 years later and is immediately welcomed back by Kenny. They spend the day together, getting Kyle reacquainted with the town. Yet something about Kenny doesn't seem quite right.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Fire by super manako sohma reviews
FIRST SOUTH PARK FIC. Warmth with a new title. This is just a collection of long Style oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. Fluff ensured. Not quite sure if it's just romance or friendship, but work with me. Rated T for South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
You Deserve More Than That by super manako sohma reviews
The next thing I knew, Butters had flung himself on me, gripping me tight in a warm hug.“It’s not fine!” He screamed, 'it’s not fine at all! You deserve more than that, Kenny'" Fluffy Bunny.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Denial by ilovecreekanddipx3 reviews
Pip is in denial about Damien's feeling for him, but Damien proves him wrong. PipxDamien South Park Yaoi Slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
A South Park Christmas Story by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Stan makes a New Years vow to win Kyle's heart, but needs to find the bravery to actually pursue his goal. The Christmas spirit may give him cause. STYLE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tarts Return by Wildshadow of Nightclan reviews
I kind of suck at summaries so Im not even gonna try.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Pudding F., Tart - Complete
An Ouran twin bubble bath by shika'sgurl22 reviews
Here is my first ever Ouran High fic and it is written on behalf of the bubble bath challenge from Enigma Ladies! Please READ and review! Warning:Twincest, lemon, strong language, voyeurism, and BOY on BOY. Don't like don't read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
How Cookies Turned Into an OhShitLOL Moment by yaminohikariHEART reviews
GODDAMMIT!" Kyle yanked the spoon out and flung cookie dough at Stan's head. "Me too." Oneshot, Style, R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Good Morning by Enigma Ladies reviews
Hikaru kissed her forehead and whispered, “Good morning, beautiful.” -Oneshot- WARNING! Contains twincest and sex! Bwahaha. You have been warned, foo's.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Now I Know My ABCs by Kawaii-babi reviews
A bunch of little shorts with every letter of the alphabet... and of course, South Park
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007
Unconventional by Jenivi7 reviews
It started with a dare. A silly dare from a silly girl and both twins were in just a silly enough mood to take it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Summer Masquerade by MzViolet reviews
They needed the information on the enemy, so they picked one of their own to spy in disguise. Little did he know it would invlove wearing a bra..... Complete.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Tart
Storms by Spamsterlady reviews
Afraid of the storm, he goes to his brother for comfort. hikaruxkaoru slash
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kosher Boy by Oathkeeper3 reviews
Stan wants to ask Kyle a question, but doesnt know how. fluff. Style. MM. one shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Beyond the Boundaries by Not here anymore45 reviews
[HELP!] Full inside. It's me again! Two different schools have kids who are ready to break the rules! What's gonna happen now? I don't know.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006
Kish Descovers Music by Not here anymore45 reviews
[NEW CHAPPIE] I need you to review or I can't continue. Will continue when people helps me!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
97 Safety First by Pocketface reviews
Gregory really wishes that Christophe would be more careful. GregoryxChristophe slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Thunderstorm by sunfl0wer reviews
Stan's scared of the thunderstorm! SxK, PG, fluff, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bombs Over South Park by Apollonia F reviews
COMPLETED. A mysterious power drops a bomb on North Park, sending neighboring South Park into chaos. Can Kyle find Stan? Slightly dystopic. StanxKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Rumors at South Park High by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] At South Park High, the school lives off of the rumors and gossip that circulate around the school. What happens when one paranoid caffiene addict tries to use the system to satisfy his own dirty curiosity? Completed, my lovelies. :3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
How to hide your keys by tha-artemisrox reviews
A new craze has swept through south park. But Stan is having a little touble convincing Kyle.Rated for slight language, themes and cause it's south park XP
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
PxT Sentence Drabble Collection by Raburinna reviews
25 ooeygooey fluffy sentences a chapter, all centered on PurinxTarutoness. There'll be four chapters, eventually, so I'll have one hundred sentences by the time I'm through. Take a look, some of them really are pretty cute.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Pudding F., Tart
ICHIGO: The User's Manual by Enjie Yekcam reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an ICHIGO MOMOMIYA. To be sure that she is working in tip-top saving-the-world condition, allow yourself to read and listen to this manual.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005
Those EARS! by Thoughtless7 reviews
[Oneshot] The aliens are leaving for thier home planet, enough Mew Aqua to restore it. Before they leave, three certain mews go to bade them goodbye, only to end up in odd situations. It's those EARS! PuddingTaruto, PaiLettuce, slight KisshuIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Pie, Lettuce M. - Complete
Still Growing by Raburinna reviews
Taruto's been worrying about his height lately... Oneshot, kinda cute, edited.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Tart - Complete
South Park New Year's by Jean19 reviews
New year celebrations are over, so what to do now? well..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Kind of Merry Mercenary Christmas by LenaxROCK reviews
Holiday fic. SantaClause!Christophe anyone? ::multiple chapters, centers around the Mole and his tres annoying mother at Christmastime.::
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Christophe, Gregory
Primary Colors by Applecake reviews
Taruto muses over the colors of the mew mew team while Purin sorrowfully travels down memory lane. [Purin x Taruto] [One Shot]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Tart, Pudding F. - Complete
Late Shift by Applecake reviews
One night on his late shift, his female coworker shows up to annoy the nerves out of him . . . and to tell him something very important. Purin x Taruto [One Shot] [AU]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Pudding F., Tart - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by kyleisgod reviews
Damien is back, and he's back to cause trouble.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Healing by cruelfeline reviews
After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,312 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Nighttime Desire by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Kyle tries so hard to be a good, clean, decent young man. Christophe just won’t let him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Graduation by Nyaa-Neko reviews
On the day she graduates from High School, Purin feels alone. Every other Mew seems to be paired off with a really great guy. Lucky for her, a certain alien decides to show up.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Pudding F., Tart - Complete
The Night I Dreamt Of Kenny by Trippy Libby reviews
This dream of Kenny is the reason I started watching South Park again.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2002
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Stupid humans rule the stupid school reviews
Another year at stupid Earth school. Karkat is angsty and then makes a new friend, basically. I suck at summaries but not writing good fanfics (I hope) Rated T because swearwords
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Awkward dinner dates reviews
Sollux and Eridan go on a date. However inconceivable it seems, it happened, and Eridan just had to go and take Sollux out to the fanciest place in town. Rated T because of clear sexual references. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2016 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
First Dates
Cronus and Kankri are dating...finally! Now they're going out on their first date, and don't think it won't be the best first date they've ever had! (Even if it's the only first date they've ever had). One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
A new session
After 3 years, they've finally made it to the new session! Only, it's not really a new session, but another Earth, which is mysteriously lacking any people. Well, living people at least. Rated T for now, may go higher as the story progresses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Published: 8/30/2016
A Homestuck Night's Dream reviews
At a sleepover gone wrong, half the kids have fallen madly in love with whoever they first see! Loosely based on A Midsummer's Night Dream. Rated T for swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016
A whole week! reviews
At a sleepover on doomsday night, 14 countries have a bet. Those who lose have to do as the other says for a whole week! May become a higher rating with future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2015
You're a pirate!
You're part of a bloodthirsty pirate crew, but suddenly, a storm hits! You're shipwrecked on a mysterious island and now you have to fend for yourself from not only nature, but an angry rival who was shipwrecked along side you! Rated T for swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Published: 5/28/2015
The FACE family reviews
Once upon a time, when America and Canada were just colonies, America got stuck in a tree, and England had to come to his rescue. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2015 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Crush reviews
Alfred and Arthur are both crushing on eachother, but they don't know they both feel the same way, and it'll take more than a bit of encouragement to get them to find out! Rated T because I'm paranoid. 1shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pip's anger reviews
Pip's finally gone wild and with help from the Antichrist himself, Pip is going to punish those who called him French! Rated T because I don't know how this is going to go!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Pip P., Damien
South Park Truth or Dare - with a twist! reviews
This isn't the ordinary Truth or Dare. I'll write drabbles for the truths and dares, regardless of how stupid it may be! I'll just have to say though, it's my own idea! Rated T just in case, but don't be scared to send in ideas for M's!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2014
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