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Joined 05-06-13, id: 4708063, Profile Updated: 09-21-13
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Kane Chronicles.

Salutations

Thanks for visiting my profile (also it's very long)! Here's some stuff about me!

Call me anything. I'll tell you my name only if you ask and give a *good* reason. Hint- it's one of these names: Marcia, a nickname, Megan, my sister's name, and Rachel, my favorite name (you can call me Rachel UvU). Ultimate fangirl supreme and captain of the percabeth ship! PJO, HoO, HP, TKC, TMI, THG and The Divergent Trilogy ruins my life, but I want more.

I'm Immortal, stuck at age 14, I come from Narnia. My species is demigod, Daughter of Hermes, and secretly a wizard and a behind-the-scenes shadowhunter.

My PJO tumblr blog is here, and my multi-fandom tumblr blog is here :)

I like writing and drawing/painting fan arts, writing, ad reading. (so I probably drew/painted/made my avatar)


Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go.

Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.


Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.


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Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

l83) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.


Normal people vs PJO fans:

Normal people: Say OMG!

PJO Fans: Say Oh my gods!

Normal people: Say nothing during a storm.

PJO Fans: Scream, "Calm down Zeus!"

Normal people: Think nothing of a calm ocean.

PJO Fans: Ask if Poseidon is in a good mood.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased

PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!!


You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!


You know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson when...

There's a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!" (Yup, done that)

Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes. (yeah sometimes)

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy Jackson with glasses. (yes, every time)

You burn food to see if it smells good. (yes i did it once)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda... (I would)

You sometimes try to control water. (YES)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (yes)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address. (once!)

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (yes)

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (yep)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (yes)

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books. (all the time)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (yes)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (yes)

You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (yeah, a lot...)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (mmhm yes)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (I would if they asked)

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (yep)

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (yep)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.


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Amber Tate ( ATHENA!!!! Im an owl head! *laughs manically* *nearby people start backing away slowly*)

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I saw this on a profile, and i decided it was so sweet i had to put it on mine.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you hate racism.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


List twelve of your favorite characters from PJO, in no particular order.


1
. Percy

2. Leo

3. Nico

4. Thalia

5. Piper

6. Reyna

7. Travis

8. Connor

9. Annabeth

10. Riptide (yes, the sword)

11. Annabeth's NY cap

12. Katopris (yes, the dagger)

1.Have you ever read a (6), (11) fic? Do you want to?

No, but I have this headcanon of Reyna dressing up in this totally New York-ish style and using the cap...

2. Do you think (4) is hot? How hot?

Thalia… she’s cool. And I’m a girl, soo… no.

3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant?


Wow... I actually can picture Connor fawning over a dagger.

4. Can you recall any fics about (9)?

Annabeth? Well, DUH!!!

5. Would (2) and (6) make a good couple?

Yes. Leo and Reyna? YESSS I SHIP LEYNA VERY HARD AND I GIVE REASONS. *starts singing* KIIINNG AND QUEEEEN

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

5/9 Piper and Annabeth

5/10 Piper and Riptide

Believe it or not, Piptide, because Annabeth belongs to Percy. (and Piptide sounds catchy in a way)

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?

Travis walks in when Leo and Katopris are making out?

He would walk away scarred for life.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Nico/Riptide,

During the Titan's Curse, Nico always admired the way Riptide glowed in a sort of way that made him feel like home... if he'd ever had one. (seriously, I've actually managed to confuse myself.)

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Percy and Connor? *hisses* NO, Percabeth forever. And it’s just plain GAY.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort

Travis/Katopris

Without an Owner ()

11. Does anyone on your friends list read 3/8?

I hope not, I mean, Nico and Travis is totally wrong. Even if it’s friendship, I don’t think so…

12. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

Leo, Thalia and Piper? the answer is yes. NOT.

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about (8), what song would you choose?

Connor? Maybe… Sarah Smiles by Panic! At the Disco (He's just trying to find that girl... lol)

14. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Percy/Reyna/Clary warning: This fic has a lot of gruesome fights and the whole thing probably makes no sense.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about (5)?

Annabeth? JUST THEN! IT WAS AMAZING!

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted,(1) has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

ok soo..

Percy and Travis are in a happy relationship until Sadie runs away with Travis. Percy, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Piper and a brief unhappy affair with hazel, then follows the wise advise of Annabeth and finds true love with Clary.

Annabeth…? HOW COULD YOU DUMP PERCY???!!!!

And, Percy and Travis? Ehh, no, that’s wrong…

17. How would you feel if 7/8 were in a heated argument?

Travis and Connor, siblings-in-crime, fighting? Get the popcorn this is going to be interesting.

18. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Annabeth… I’d probably get A every year haha *evil smile*

19. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Connor and Piper? Here’s the script >:-D

Travis: O.o

Me: WUT. UH, WHAT IN HADES ARE YOU TWO DOING.

Connor and Piper: Nothing!

Jason: Connor, you son of a bitch! Get away from her!

Piper: -.-

20. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Leo. I don’t want to know what happened.

“Leo—WHY. DAMN IT.”

21. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Sadie and Nico? As a half-sister of Nico, no. I’d probably scream my head off.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Carter…? What the fuck? GTFO CARTER

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his or her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Percy is emo? Wut. No. Noooooo.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Thalia? Eh, okay? …Thanks?

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Reyna… I think you have more important things to do rather than steal my hairbrush… -.-

25. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Thalia, Travis and Sadie singing Call Me Maybe? WTF???!!!

26.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Leo and Piper? This is interesting. They’d probably fight until the end of lesson. AWESOME!!!


YOU’RE GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Megizzle (*facepalm*)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal)

Black Dragon

YOU’RE SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

Samantha Saratoga

YOU’RE STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Chamenon (What in the name of the Gods...?)

YOU’RE SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Purple Sprite

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name)

Eashcke

YOU’RE WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)

Charlotte

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Festus (Uh...)


Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.


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Whats the last book you read?

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My grandmother, "Get off that computer!"

Where are you?

At my desk, at home.

What's your personality like?

Sarcastic and hyper

What was the last thing you thought?

What is the last thing you thought?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A talking bush going around and stamping documents.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Search for Camp Half-Blood, and if I have enough money left, I'd go to Hogwarts too.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My iPad

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Gum.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Typing an answer... -.-

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 287 and find line 16. What is it?

You will always be the outsider, warned Nemesis's voice; Leo tried to push that though aside.

Mark of Athena, (c) Rick Riordan.

What's it like being you?

Crazy.

What are your thoughts on writing?

I just find myself doing it in my spare time... every day.

How tall are you?

6'1" , and I'm 13.

What book are you currently reading?

Insurgent by Veronica Roth

What was the last thing you cooked?

Scrambled eggs for breakfast.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Gold *evil cackle*

Do you know who the governor of your state/province is?

IDC

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup.

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

I don't know... like, a lot.

What is the weather like?

It. Is. So. Freaking. Hot.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

GREEK AND ROME AND SAILING THE MEDITERRANIAN. WHOO-HOO! *keeps an eye out for flying warships*

Anything else?

I love pets... I have a golden retriever called Festus and I made hima bronze dragon mask for Halloween...

What's your favorite article of clothing?

Aviator Jacket :)

Who is the most special person to you?

Um, this is personal...

Scariest moment of your life?

When my mom played a prank on me about the Weeping Angel

One word that would best describe you?

Bookworm

What is your favorite month?

January, because *sings* A NEW YEAR HAS COME!!! And I get to stay up late for the countdown >:-D

What's your favorite number?

7, it's my lucky number ;)

What does your user name mean?

the-7-are-chosen basically sums up the whole Heroes of Olympus series... y'know, the Seven, as in 7 half-bloods, are chosen, like, to answer the call... besides 7 is my lucky number ;)

What is your favorite Disney movie?

Rise of the Guardians

What made you smile today?

So my teacher, ironically, Ms. Piper, assigned us to write an essay in class, and while I was typing away, she sat at her desk and pulled out a PERCY JACKSON BOOK and started reading. OMFG, I almost choked.

Last thing you said out loud?

"Just 5 more minutes,"

Latest rainbow you saw?

Last month; it was raining do hard I was drenched, and the rainbow was barely visible.

Do you want a haircut?

NO. I will kill those who try. (Although I kind of want to now because it is so dam hot out there)

Have you ever been in a fight?

With my friends, relatives, siblings, parents... you name it.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

For some reason I think Reyna is a nice name :)

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Either Leo or Jace

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

Annabeth Chase


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Leo Valdez (Never said it had to be real)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? July

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Jasmine (I'm not telling her last name sorry)

7. Your favorite number? 7

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Tough choice, but California, because I was born there.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one), I wish that my teacher won't get pissed off tomorrow (I lost my homework assignment D:)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat -.-)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. YEAH! GO TEAM LEO!!!

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Well, sometimes...

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Yah that so right

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. Oh kay...

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. That sounds nice... :)

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time. But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. That sounds reassuring... *note sarcasm*

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. Creepy..

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. That's a surprise... I only have 1...

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. Yeah, I'm a demigod, what do you expect?

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Yeah, definately...

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Sure... I doubt that...


You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what's best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic
You shock things when you touch metal

4/10 Sure, not that close though...

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.
You never get seasick.
You hate seafood.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are very loyal


6/10 Close...

CHILD OF HADES

You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You feel most active at night.

10/10 YEP

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it's environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10 Not... really...

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You're a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You're competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don't take crap from anybody.
You need anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don't always think before you do something.

4/10 Yeah, sometimes I'm a bit aggresive...

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You're the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10 Although I love books...

CHILD OF APOLLO

You're very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing

You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. Piano, clarient, a little bit of trumbone...
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

8/10 I just love drawing fanart... not bad.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (Except Percy! Even Thallia likes Percy!)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10 Hey, I actually might be...

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You're the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You're a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren't afraid of fire.

4/10 I wish...

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You're always at the front of every trend.
You're the popular girl/guy at your school.
You're often invited to parties.
Your motto is 'It's never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10 No way. It's just... ugh. Excluding Piper, of course.

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You're a prankster.
You're a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You're the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You're inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10 Okay!

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.

You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10 PHEW!

RESULTS: 1.) Hades 10/10 Yup, my dark side is showing. I'm really hyper sometimes, by the way.

2.) Tie between Apollo, Huntress of Artemis and Hermes! 8/10 I guess I'm blessed by them :) And am a HoA

3.) Another tie between Poseidon and Athena (how ironic) 6/10 I kight be blessed by Athena too...

4.) Zeus, Ares and Hephaestus at 4/10!

5.) Demeter and Aphrodite at 2/10! (Nope)

6.) Mr. D is 1/10! I wouldn't want to be a child of him anyways...

CONCLUSION: I'm the daughter of Hades, blessed be: Apollo, Hermes and Athena, Huntress of Artemis. Not bad.


Why Annabeth freaks out if she doesn’t bring a pen to school:

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No money= No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Alone= Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death


7 Ways to scare your roommates (This is my absolute favorite)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now, tell me that isn't just the sweetest thing!


THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the girl's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"


Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.


classmate: hey, can i borrow a pen?

percy: yeah, sure. *hands them riptide without thinking*

classmate: thanks! *begins to uncap riptide*

percy: no probl-

percy: *notices riptide and snatches riptide away*

percy: *puts new pen in classmate's hand*

classmate:

percy:

classmate:

percy:

classmate:

percy: this pen writes better.


Person: Why won't you stop referencing Percy Jackson in all our conversations?

Me: Because I'm your friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?


Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost


Type your name with your elbow: the-7=re-chosenh (okay not bad I'm double-jointed so give me some credit)

Type it with your chin: thgre-87-aare-cvhoosden (oookay)

Your nose: the--7-are-cxhosen (I suppose its ok :/)

Your forehead: thgrde-=078-0sarewe=-cjhoisewnm (I'M SO DONE)

Your toe: eth-7-are-cchosen (ok i officially suck)

with your fingers: the-7-are-chosen (FINALLY AFTER ALL THE HARDSHIPS MY TOE HURTS JFC)


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'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I have SIBLINGS so I MUST HATE them
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST'NT be a virgin
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm a MORON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have Asian friends so I MUST think I'm Asian
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I talk to my PARENTS so I MUST be a FRIENDLESS GEEK
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Actually not really...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be bossy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a lawyer.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I am VERY against abortion. It’s evil)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love colorguard/marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be AN ILLITERATE, UNSOCIALIZED, FREAK
I don’t mind getting DIRTY so I MUST be a TOMBOY

Not to offend anyone. Only for fun.


The Renewed Version of the Percy Jackson Pledge

Percy Jackson pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Hazel

Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank

Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old

I promise to remember Octavian

Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna

Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason

Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo

Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper

Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth

Whenever I'm in love

I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

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Facebook for CHB by Livestolove reviews
Camp half blood and the olympians on facebook is always funny
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/16/2011
Professor Chase by Darquesse16 reviews
Annabeth Chase has been invited to Hogwarts to teach them about their long forgotten heritage. But what dangers lurk in the shadows and what secrete is being kept?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Annabeth C.
Tough Love by ChildOfSea reviews
A mistake caused Jason Grace to close himself off from loving again. However after an encounter with a mysterious girl at the airport, Jason is determined to find out more about her. With help from his online friend BeautyQueen10, will Jason start to open his heart again or will history repeat itself? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Demigods Meet Magicians by SkatingWithDragons reviews
Characters from Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter go to the Empire State Building (at 1 pm) to meet up with the Egyptian magicians! Cover art done by me. :) Was discontinued, now is being rewritten!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Carter K., Sadie K.
Percy Jackson at Hogwarts by DemonicChihuahua reviews
Percy Jackson and his friends are sent to Hogwarts to help protect and prepare the students and staff for a war that could mean the end of the Wizarding world and the Demigod world. Join Percy, Harry, and their friends in the adventures at Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/18/2013
A Camp Full of Idiots by DarkPaladin000 reviews
This is a story in which Percy has to deal with a bunch of odd incidents in Camp Half-Blood, from fighting mermen to starring in 'Demigod VS Wild,' as well as the occasional 'Ask Dionysus' section. Warning: Continued reading of this fanfiction may cause: headaches, fits of giggling, spit-takes, and such. It's not going to make any sense, but still, you might as well enjoy it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Aphrodite, Percy J., Apollo
PJOmetronics by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Have you ever wanted to play with your favorite Percy Jackson characters? Well, look no further, for PJOmetronics Inc has developed 'PJOmetronics', small, toy sized versions of your favorite characters for you to collect and destroy stuff with!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 6/30/2013
The Golden Trio at Goode by Talia-Elizabeth reviews
The golden trio attend summer camp and their plane ends up getting stuck in america so since they can't return to Hogwarts they end up going to Goode. Sequel to "Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle." *Read that first
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,036 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
Demigods At Goode by ImagineMCR reviews
So Annabeth, Nico and Thalia join Percy at Goode High School with a lot of suprises, mean people and general bumps down the road.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Heroes' Battle by HolyHeraHazel reviews
Percy Jackson and Carter Kane; Two heroes with a family of their own to protect. Both are very wrong in thinking life is finally safe. But darker creatures are stirring. Something is about to horribly change their lives forever. PJO meets the Kane Chronicles in an explosive trilogy that will change mythology as we know it forever.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,070 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/23/2012
Percy Jackson and the Half Blood Prince by FlamelsCross98 reviews
The usual. Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts to help them defeat Voldemort
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
The Elemental countries' return by DayDreamer666 reviews
After the war and the coronation of Zuko the Elemental countries existance becomes clear to the wizarding world and so the Gaang goes to Hogwarts in order to learn more about magic. But what happens when Azula escapes and the Earth Kingdom attacks? Note: Voldemort died back in Harry's 5th year when he faced Dumbledore, few OC's enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013
Percy Jackson & Co in Hogwarts? by Lost Daughter of Poseidon reviews
Percy and Co. go to Hogwarts! to teach while having fun, making new friends, new enemies, and maybe just MAYBE find love...? Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Travis/katie, Nico/?, Chris/Clarisse, Leo/Piper. Story Adopted From Ilovepiano - Rate T because of Greek Swearing !- Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Percabeth Exhibition by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
Welcome to the Percabeth Exhibition where it holds all things Percabeth. This exhibition is only held once in a lifetime. So don't let go of your chance to go. You will each get a guide for every part of the tour. So, are you in ? The entrance fee is free. But, no photographs or disturbing the artifacts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Your a What by ParisFan83 reviews
When Percy bumps into Jace on the streets he doesn't know what to think about him. He looks just like Kronos/Luke and gives off a weird vibe of danger. What will they do when they run into each other again?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013
Catching Water by blazerules34 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are sent to the reaping of the 75th Hunger Games. They must live until the end, or the world will be destroyed Can they accomplish this with Katniss Everdeen as their mentor, or will everything they've done, past and present, be for nothing?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Percy J.
Quest to Kill by WolfieOwl reviews
Harry has escaped Death for far too long, so Hades sends Nico to go settle the problem. But there are some complications in the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Nico A.
The Doctor Takes Manhattan by Runner of Sorts reviews
Amelia Pond has always wanted to see NYC and now she will! The Doctor in the TARDIS takes her there meaning to go to 2010, but ends up going to Manhattan the day after the Titan War! Percy and Annabeth plan to bowl, but an average game turns into a strange adventure when they meet a man called the Doctor and a fiery ginger named Amy Pond. What will happen when all these combine?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,021 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Little Merman by bananaman48 reviews
AU - a mash of The Little Mermaid and Percy Jackson. Not quite as stupid as it sounds. [canon couples]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,365 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Athena, Piper M. - Complete
Heroes Break by bender258 reviews
After the Giant War the seven don't take the losses very well. The gods see fit to give them a vacation. Though the vacation may not be much of a vacation. They get sent to Hogwarts during their sixth year of school, to help the golden trio and the wizarding world survive the onslaught of Lord Voldermort. I have adopted this story from fangirlalways934.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Ask the Gods! by DaughterofAthena6 reviews
Ever have a question you've wanted expert advice on? Well here you go. Not only can you ask the gods but you can ask any PJO or HoO character ever!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,519 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013
When Two Worlds Clash by madi-carstairs reviews
Signals of large demonic activity in Central Park send the Shadowhunters of the New York Institute out hunting. Little did they know that the demigods of Camp Half-Blood are out to investigate as well. The worlds of the Nephilim and Half-Bloods are about to collide...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Clary F., Jace W.
The Demi-Wizard Tournament by silverhuntress04 reviews
Someone told Dumbledore that the demigods exsisted so he invited them over to participate in the newly named demi-wizard tournament. After the Lost Hero series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013
History Lessons by greekgeek25 reviews
Chiron decides that Travis needs to learn more about Greek mythology. Who does he ask to tutor him? Katie Gardner, Travis's not-so-secret crush. Watch as Travis and Katie grow closer, one myth at a time,
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,805 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Predictable Adventures of Harry Potter by OdeToANightingale reviews
[Parody!] The school year is never dull when Harry and his friends must encounter Mary Sues, overly dramatic love affairs, time-traveling parents, and every other overdone plot device known to mankind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,105 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Moving on by Elandil reviews
After the BoL Chiron worries that the leaders of the camp may be insufficient in the coming war. However, he has a solution: Join with 4 demigods as they struggle through a year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry along with the golden trio. However, none of them expected the surprise that was waiting for them in the chamber of secrets...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Nico's Quest at Hogwarts by BloodyDemigod reviews
Nico di Angelo is on a quest to Hogwarts, his goal: protect Harry Potter, destroy Horcruxes and kill Voldemort. But can he do it without the Golden trio finding out about Demigods? Set in 5th year. Rated T for language and kinda-violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Goode High School by Goddess of Cookies 4296 reviews
What happens when Annabeth moves to Percy's school?Drama,snobby people,and new friends!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Camp Echidna (Old Version) by anonymousHippocampus reviews
REWRITE IS COMPLETE. See: "Camp Echidna" on my profile. DO NOT READ THIS VERSION.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - OC - Complete
Percy,Annabeth,Thalia and Nico go to hogwarts by lovepercabeth1 reviews
Percy,Annabeth,Thalia and Nico go to Hogwarts and they must go undercover as Hogwarts students to help fight Voldemort and the death eaters.will the golden trio find out they are demigods?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013
The New Age by toloveandinspire reviews
This is my first story. Sadie Kane and Nico Di Angelo get kidnapped and are about to be used in Gaea's plan to restart the world. But as the Seven and Carter Kane go to rescue them, they find out who the real enemy is. Set during the Mark of Athena. Constructive criticism is welcome. :D
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K.
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
Godly powers vs Wands by PJO FOREVER reviews
Demigods are disappearing and no one knows why. It is soon revealed that the culprits are no other than The Order Of The Phoenix. Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico disguise themselves as students and go to Hogwarts to learn more about the wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sent Back In Time: The Lightning Thief (Adopted from Blueh) by WiseGirl1999 reviews
Percy thought that he would have at least SOME time to relax. He didn't know how wrong he was. After he and some of his friends are picked up and tossed back to the past, they face many things. Themselves included. Adopted from Blueh.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Heroes of Olympus Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
From the writers of 'The Lightning Thief Parody', we all now proudly present this fanfic because the last one wasn't ridiculous enough. So now, we'll be covering all of the second Gigantomachy in this fanfic, so it will be longer, but it will also take more time to update.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,767 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Percy J.
Visiting our dear Demigods by OrangeFace99 reviews
A special event made by Chiron and blindly accepted by the counselors and their second-in-commands. What happens when the mortals finally saw the world from the eyes of the demigods? Will every thing turn out as planned?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Glance At The Future by Demigod Witch Tribute reviews
Percy and Annabeth are just having a regular picnic in Camp Half-Blood when suddenly, three people fall out of the sky! Who are these strangers and how did they get there? More importantly, how do they get back? Are they friends or enemies? And, Percy and Annabeth might realize those strangers aren't so unfamiliar... They look like themselves, after all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Goode, Goode, Goode! It's Annabeth! by Percabeth1fanner reviews
This is another "Annabeth goes to Goode Highschool" BUT, THIS ONE IS VERY VERY VERY DIFFERENT! IT WILL BE UNLIKE ANY OTHER GOODE STORY! P.S.: This one is after the GIANT war.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013
The Play, R&J by SilentSpell reviews
Tratie. Travis and Katie are in high school and their class is doing a play. The play is romeo and Juliet. What happens when Travis and Katie land the main characters? Read to find out. (Most of the PJO/HoO character will be involved too ) [Hiatus]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Boy On The Ground by OldNarnian reviews
As the comet comes nearer every day, the Gaang faces a new challenge. A boy has fallen from the sky. He is given a mission that must be completed. But he can't do it by himself. Will they get along? Set after The Southern Raiders and before The Lost Hero.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,787 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Aang, Percy J.
The Demigod Wizards by itsjustanothernerd reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico go on a quest to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter and destroy the horcruxes, but what will happen when Voldemort finds out that the three most powerful demigods in history is in Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.
No Escape by FoxInBox aka FIB reviews
When Darren is captured by wizards as a new study for the students of Hogwarts, he finds that it is impossible to escape. His only hope now is that Mr. Crepsley will come to rescue him. But with a vampire, you can never really tell... T cuz im paranoid!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,500 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Darren Shan
Travel Through Time by Hope-Hikari reviews
Sent to the past, the mini big three trio are forced to read the PJO series with heroes they never imagined they would meet. In a chance to spend more time with the more godly side of the family, the three find that maybe, just, maybe, the gods might care more than they let on. Rated T just to be safe. Contains 1 OC. Sorry, but I can't write without her. Discontinued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,585 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012
Half-Bloods of All Sorts by howtobenerdy reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover must travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Voldemort grows stronger. But, when Harry and co grow suspicious of the so called "exchange students", will Percy, Annabeth, and Grover be able to keep their true identities a secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,027 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Two boys with green eyes by willtheranger reviews
A son of Hecate, Dumbledore, asks Chiron for his best demigod to help out Harry Potter defeat Voldemort. Percy is chosen by Chiron. Percy must not reveal his identity. What will happen when he meets the Golden Trio? What'll happen when he gets sorted? Will anyone ever figure out his true identity? Find out in this story! Disclaimer: I don't own PJO, or HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
Pokemon Jackson and the Olympians by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Everyone knows there are thirteen Olympians, eight Gym Leaders and five Elite Four members. Percy Jackson never knew his father, aside from the fact that he was a powerful trainer himself, but he does know that he's about to enter a world full of mystery and people who may not be all that different from him.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Percy J.
Its A Small World by calnourished reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Percy Jackson and Clary Fray bumped into eachother on the streets of New York? And when Jace gets captured by Annabeth, what will happen? What about when Simon gets hit on by a greek goddess? Please take a look :) NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED IM SORRY :/
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Clary F., Jace W.
No! Not the Caffeine Again! by greekgeek25 reviews
Sequel to Got Caffeine? Follow the adventures of three demigods, an Amazon, a god, a harpy, a faun, and an augur as they participate in Gwen's science fair project. Caffeine can make some people do crazy things...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Reyna R., Frank Z., Gwen, Octavian - Complete
High School Counselors (Adopted from fantasybookworm2012) by WiseGirl1999 reviews
12 ADHD kids crammed into a classroom? If that's not bad enough, what about the fact that they are demigods? Join me as we see school life from the demigods' point of view, and what trouble they all can manage to get in. I'm not sure weather or not they will survive the school year with out blowing something up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013
From Two Different Worlds by WiseGirl1999 reviews
What happens when a Greek demigod and an Egyptian Magician become best friends? That's for me to know and you to find out ;)
Crossover - Kane Chronicles & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
The Other Story (Adopted from Blueh) by WiseGirl1999 reviews
What if the Giant war never happened? What if Percy never disappeared? What if Jason was GREEK? What if Percy was sent to protect the three demigods at the Wilderness School? Well, all will surely be answered when you see what happens in The Other Story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Percy J., Piper M., Jason G., Leo V.
The Wizards, Tributes & Demigods - Journey Through The Books by We're-Sorry-But-We're-Leaving reviews
An unexpected travel led to it all - a journey for the Wizards, Tributes and Demigods to learn about each other's worlds Join them as they journey through the books of Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Harry Potter and The Hunger Games - STORY DISCONTINUED We're so sorry.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013
Sharing experiences by OrangeFace99 reviews
Athena plans on making peace within the Egyptian godlings and the Greek demigods, and this is the only way she found to be successful and amusing at the same time. Join our favorite teens as they read the books that recorded their adventures and as they share it to the others. T to be safe.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,511 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Percy J., Carter K.
Percy Annoys People by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy finds a book called "Ways to Annoy People". And Percy (being the Seaweed Brain he is) decided that people need to loosen up. Image belongs to burdge-bug.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Percy J.
The exchange of a Wizard by 15Wolffan8 reviews
When Harry's aunt and uncle send him away on an exchange to America, Harry tries to fit the kid he has to live with for a month. But when Harry realises there's more to this kid that meets the eye, he soon finds himself in danger than ever before as he struggles to fend of the monsters and with his secret to consider, this summer is the hardest one yet. Set after SOM and COS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Being a Demigod? not such fun by Missin-in-action reviews
No more OCs! Thanks to all that submitted! It's one hundred years later, Dionysus has served his time and is back chilling on Olympus, and the Camp is still going as good as ever. Or is it? Add some new demigods, a feud, some missing prize possessions and Hey, you've got a Percy Jackson story. READ ON DEMIGODS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013
Another High School Story: Percy Goes To Annabeth's School by alexandrarodriguez reviews
A high school story, but this time Percy goes to Annabeth's school! Join them as they battle with monsters (namely school sluts and jocks) and the weird feeling of dating with your best friend for four years! But, they are Percabeth so nothing can stop them! Rated T for safety and possible swearing. Post TLO, pre-HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Demigods In Goode Highschool by BringMeTheBooks reviews
* DISCONTINUED * Strongly discourage reading it, I wrote this story quite a while ago, and I'm not that proud of it due to some errors, the Mary-Sueness of my character and the overall childish writing style. Thank you to all my lovely readers, I love and cherish all of your reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Witches, Wizards, What Else is New? by HorseHat23 reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico are sent to a magical boarding school in England. Chiron gave them one goal: protect Harry Potter and his friends. How will they do it? Is there more to Hogwarts and its students than what meets the eye? Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W., Nico A.
New Kids on the Block by moocow24 reviews
Loki accidentally turns all of the Avengers (including himself) into teenagers and they are forced to go to Goode high school. There they meet Percy Jackson a normal kid. Or is he? Rated T for some language and violence. Set post movie and after TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
The Lost Heroine by prplemyth reviews
What would have happened in Hera had chosen Annabeth and Reyna to swap instead of Percy and Jason? Starting off with Reyna finding herself in the bus with Piper and Leo, join familiar characters in different places as the Heroes of Olympus series gets switched around. Percabeth, Reyna/Piper, AU. Also - this is going to be long regardless of how long I want it to be.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,319 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Annabeth C., Reyna R.
A Baby Story by greenconverses reviews
The birth of Percy and Annabeth's first child goes just the way one would expect it to — that is, not at all like it's supposed and not at all easy. That's sort of what happens when you mess with the patroness of childbirth. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Rachel D.
Clash of the two PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED by Milkshakechick reviews
The "stick-wavers" are declaring a war and Chiron has sent Percy, Annabeth and Thalia on a suicide mission into Hogwarts. They must not blow their cover, but with powerful and experienced teachers full of magic in the castle, every step is full of danger. With Percy and Harry, Annabeth and Hermione, trouble is guranteed. All is a mystery except one: Together, their destiny awaits.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,929 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012
Reyna's Journal by WrItEr119 reviews
Reyna gets tired of keeping all her emotions inside so she starts writing in a journal... Leyna. Please Read and Review! All reviews welcome!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Misunderstandings by Kiearrah Mai Rhone reviews
Camp Half-Blood has always known there was something suspicious about Brooklyn. But when Brooklyn House goes and "borrows" an artifact from the Brooklyn Museum and ends up setting fire to all of Brooklyn in the process, Camp Half-Blood decides to go investigate.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Jason G., Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Nerves by cinderblock garden reviews
Just an short fluffy Gruniper oneshot. Written for the PJO ship weeks on tumblr.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Grover, Juniper - Complete
Annabeth Goes to Goode by lovedance359 reviews
Annabeth surprises Percy at Goode! I know there are a million stories like this, but I promise mine is different- promise. SPOILER THERE IS PERCABETH IN THIS. Because Percabeth is forever and always perfection. OK YAY I suck at summaries wow.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
High School with a Twist by StellaHunterOfArtemis reviews
In this story, Annabeth, Percy, Thalia and Nico study at Goode High with each other, with the Gods joining them. Join them in a roller coaster of emotions, confusion and doubt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,159 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
PJO and HP: Truth or Dare by IzztreeRocks912 reviews
Percy Jackson characters and Harry Potter characters play truth or dare...I suck at summaries but the story is better. I tried to make it funny but I don't know if it is! Blue e-cookies to anyone who reviews! Rated K cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Ginny W., Harry P., Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Trip to New York by demigod-and-thief18 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny never really knew much about the muggle world, or America. So when they visited the USA for the first time, they were expecting some strange things. But they never expected to meet Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico. And it all started because Sally was making cookies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Nico di Angelo becomes a teacher by simonDAgreat reviews
Nico di Angelo becomes a teacher of Hogwarts, helping the boy-who-lived, of course being force against his will. he will help Harry Potter to survive the life of being the chosen hero. What will happen? will thinks get any better? or worser?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013
The Pine Tree Casts a Shadow by Clichesbullet reviews
Clearly, Silena thinks, Luke Castellan and her are meant to be and she can't be wrong. A daughter of Aphrodite knows these things. A Thalia/Luke story told from an unusual point of view.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Luke C., Thalia G., Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete
A Blue Box and a Lightning Bolt by Evergreen Man reviews
A war brews between the gods...Can Percy Jackson, his friends, and the mysterious Doctor stop it?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tobias Jackson- all grown up (kinda) by ArtemisApollo97 reviews
Tobias Jackson- the eldest son of Annabeth and Percy Jackson. He's seventeen, at college, no job 'cos he's lazy. Basically Percy's clone on a sugar high and refusing ADHD stuff. And then there's me! Making his life topsy turvy and throwing in a few characters... alongside a love interest...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 128,028 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
PJO-Maximum Ride by I am the Skai reviews
When the flock stumbles upon halfblood territory, they meet the demi gods. Obviously the camp boundries can't keep out erasers... Is anyone still safe at CHB? Hope y'all like it.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Fang, Max, Annabeth C., Percy J.
A World In Shatters by Knightlark reviews
Percy Jackson's world is in shatters. Everyone he has ever known or loved is gone. He is trapped in Tartarus, forced into a terrible game of survival. All he wanted was to get back to the surface, but he never planned on his personal hell being his sanctuary. And when some very powerful strangers stumble across him in Tartarus, he may get the chance to fix his screwed up life.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
I took Death's hand by SilentSpell reviews
It's a memorial for the children who died in school shootings. Not really PJO related,it's more hades... Please read if you care [one-shot]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Hades - Complete
Work of Art by Borra reviews
Reyna was always Leo's favorite thing to draw. Even when she didn't know it. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
If They Did Not Meet by TheDreamerOfFantasy reviews
Clary and Percy find each other again. They slowly start to make up lies to cover up their own secrets. How long will they be able to trust each other? Will they have to confess? Rated for mild violent scenes and language. BTW first FanFic. *sigh* ((Discontinued for the sake of another story)) -Will possibly continue later on-
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012
Capture the Flag, Leo style by greekgeek25 reviews
Reyna wasn't looking forward to spending a week at CHB. Of course she had to be traveling with her ex- almost boyfriend to a place where her failed attempt at flirting lived. Also she had to deal with that horrid leo kid who blew up her city. And to top it all off, she was forced to play their silly Capture the Flag game
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Roman Compromise by radycat reviews
A leader from each camp has to participate in a sex rite - everyone assumes it'll be Annabeth and Percy, but Reyna pulls rank. [Annabeth/Reyna]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Reyna R. - Complete
Got Caffeine? by greekgeek25 reviews
It's science fair time! Rachel Dare has decided to do her experiment on the effect of caffeine on demigods (and one satyr!). What happens when your favorite PJO characters consume too much caffeine?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Rachel D., Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Can't You Feel My Heartbeat by zhangly reviews
To trust is hard for a demigod, loving even harder. But when the time came, it just came naturally. Bits and pieces from all the books. Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The crew of Argo II Meets the future by booklover1004 reviews
After Percy and Annabeth have fallen into Tartarus, the demigods on Argo II are going mad with worry. What do they do? Go to the future obviously! Wait, Nico and Thalia are married? Where is Leo? And most importantly, WHERE ARE PERCY AND ANNABETH?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
Never again by OrangeFace99 reviews
What if Percy decided to accept immortality? What happens to Annabeth few years later? One-shot. Not sure if I should call it Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Monster High School by WeRWhoWeR reviews
Want to be in Monster High? Now you can! just read and review and you might get in.
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011
I'm Pregnant by SummerSpirit18 reviews
How a girl tells her husband that she is pregnant?That's how demigods do it. Sequel "Telling the parents"inside. Drabbles. COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Golden Mango by UnBreakableFacade reviews
Sure, those diabolical Stoll brothers have been pranking all their lives with only minor consequences, but have they finally pushed it too far? Did they cross the line? Travis and Connor never thought that three simple words on a little piece of fruit would end with so much trouble. There's some Tratie if you squint real hard.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Travis S., Connor S.
The Lightning Thief Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Surprise, I'm Pregnant! by demigod-and-thief18 reviews
A one-shot of how Annabeth tells Percy that she's pregnant. I'll probably turn this into a series of one-shots of the wives of couples telling their husbands that their pregnant...yeah, that's sort of confusing, but I hope you get it! Read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013
Karaoke at Camp Half-Blood by NinjaPants999 reviews
The Romans come over to party! And guess what they're doing? KARAOKE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Dear Travis by marystea reviews
Katie Gardner has learned to hate to love Travis. And the only way she could voice her feelings was writing him a letter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Meeting On Facebook? by Saving People Slaying Things reviews
Our beloved characters from harry potter and percy jackson meeting online? All the classic couples. rated T because i feel like it. The format is no longer allowed on fanfiction, I may continue it elsewhere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Double Battles by TophFan reviews
Toph, Aang, and Katara somehow end up on the Argo II. However, Sozin's comet is approaching back home and they need to do whatever they can to save the world, and Sokka. Meanwhile, Percy Jackson and his friends could use some help defeating Gaea... I finished Mark of Athena. If you didn't read it, there are some spoilers. Anyways, it starts from "Bitter Work" in the Avatar world...
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012
The Best Ways to Ruin a Moment by stanzas reviews
there's such thing as a mood killer and the gene is so expressed in Leo Valdez ; collection of drabbles.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Leo V., G. Hedge
Musical Monsters by HLClassified1728 reviews
What happens when the Austin & Ally gang are monsters? Written by Hailey Rose Knight.
Crossover - Monster High & Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Lagoona, Austin M.
High School Mythical by Clichesbullet reviews
In the small town of Olympus, two high schools fight over who has the best athletes, brains and artists. For decades, their rivalry has reached extreme levels of intolerance and even violence. However, things start to change when the mayor's wife, for her own gain, decides to exchange some students. A High School/Human AU where things actually make sense![Canon pairings/Leyna].
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
The RIGHT Way to Get a Date by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy uses pickup lines to get a date.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Olympians by the-aksiz-inator reviews
Percy Jackson and his friends head off to Hogwarts to sniff out half-bloods! KRONOS/VOLDYMORT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT READ! Harry, Ron and Hermione are NOT half-bloods! This story is dedicated to my buddies, Grace S. and Rissa C.!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Argo, My Love by TheSoggyBug reviews
Oneshot. When Leo suggests "demigod bonding," nothing good could possibly come out of it. So when the seven demigods come together for a terrifying game of Truth or Dare, what could possibly go wrong? Besides being embarrassed for the rest of all eternity, that is. Collaboration between me and my best friend, Kassy. K-plus for frightening mental images.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Bit of Sirius Humor by OdeToANightingale reviews
A series of silly ficlets about everyone's favorite convict. Follow Sirius on a number of seriously odd (or are they Siriusly odd?) adventures as he gets up to various shenanigans and drives his dear friends crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Three Possible Futures of Nico di Angelo by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Behind every twenty-four-year-old half-Italian son of Hades is a redheaded Oracle who is the cause of his profession, and boy does Rachel never let him forget it. Nico/Rachel Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Paul Says Wha? by PercyJacksonWillKickYourButt reviews
Paul doesn't understand. Percy and Sally are keeping a secret. He knows it! What will happen when he doesn't believe them until the attack at sea? A/N: Paul learns Percy is a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Demigods, Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by Talia-Elizabeth reviews
Percy, Thalia, Annabeth and a few others go to Hogwarts as "Exchange Students" for a few days they stay with Ron and his family can they get to know each other without revealing the fact that they're demigods? And will Nico actually make friends? Find out in Demigods,Witches, Wizards, and an Oracle by fantasybookworm2012. takes place in between TLO&TLH and during Order of Phoneix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,319 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Meet the Not So Pharoah Wizards by Sailor Girl3 reviews
Sequel to The Hate Lists Collide. Now that the Greek and Egyptian Gods have teamed up, they send their best heroes to Hogwarts, so that the British Wizards can be alerted to the Evil Alliance of Voldemort, Kronos, and Aphosis. Thanks, Snowflake!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
A Complicated Love story by percabeth4ever15 reviews
Takes place one year after TLO. TLH never happened. What the next summer holds instore for Percy and Annabeth. I dont own Percy Jackson. Rick Riodian Does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Losing Grip by PercabethAndZebrasFTW reviews
After a lot of convincing from Chiron, Annabeth finally decides to spend Christmas with her Dad in San Francisco. But when she arrives, they realize that something is definitely wrong. Her family notices significant changes in her personality, behavior, and appearance. Why is she acting like this? Set when Percy is missing. TITLE USED TO BE WINTER BREAK!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Annabeth C.
The Other Father by icy roses reviews
Being a stepdad to a teenager is hard. Being a stepdad to a demigod is harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Maturity? Hell No! by Ender The Time Lady reviews
Pure, unadulterated crack. Percy and Thalia switch powers, and give Annabeth a migraine. One Shot. T for swearing, and Percy and Thalia's terrible, terrible singing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I am Clarisse La Rue daughter of Ares by melsmels reviews
The other side of Clarisse. "Now don't you dare tell anyone I said all this. Including Jackson. Otherwise, you might just find yourself at the other end of my electric spear, Maimer. Kapish?" One shot, read, enjoy, review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Clarisse R. - Complete
New Generation reads The Lightning Theif by sciencelover reviews
160 years after Percy and Annabeth turned 25, the new generation of Camp Half-Blood will read the PJO books with Thalia!How will Thalia hold up, or how will the new campers take learning she used to be, a tree? This should be intersting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,190 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011
demigods find facebook by Lily-luna-potter1998 reviews
a typical fanfic whn the demigods find face book and drama arouses
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011
Nico DiAngelo and the Crazy Stick People by hippiechic13 reviews
After a shadow traveling incident Nico is sent to Britain. With his luck he manages to get himself stuck in Grimmauld place. Will he get rescued or be stuck with a bunch of crazy stick people who call themselves wizards?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
A Bunch of People Read the Lightning Thief by nerdfighter4life reviews
Pretty much the gods, some roman and greek demigods and a few mortals reading the lightning thief. See the authors note on the first page for more information. Enjoy! R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dinner with the Jackson's by PercabethAndZebrasFTW reviews
Annabeth gets invited over for dinner at Percy's house. Oh, and did I mention that his parents know nothing about their relationship? Takes place a few days after TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Shadow Traveling Into a Nightmare by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Nico takes Persephone's suggestion to keep from being bored; so he shadow travels to a random place. With Nico's luck, it is no suprise when it ends up being Victoria's Secret... And when he meets a familiar face there, everything turns embarrassing. Two-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Attack of the Crocohell or the Sobek Dog by prplemyth reviews
When a Greek hellhound mates with the god Sobek, the only way to defeat it? Sadie and Annabeth. Oneshot. T for language. Spoilers for The Serpent's Shadow.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Sadie K. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Gender-Bending Prank by It's An Elaborate Ruse reviews
The Stolls pull a prank. It backfires not only on them, but their friends also. Now they all are the opposite gender! Have Travis and Connor gone too far this time? Can they even reverse it? Rated T for no reason. If you like stories with Annabeth, Percy, Connor, Travis, Clarisse, and/or Nico, you'll like this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Reunion by PercabethAndZebrasFTW reviews
This is basically how I think the reunion in The Mark of Athena would go like. ONESHOT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Ultimate Truth or Dare Challenge by livingondaydreams reviews
When HephaestusTV's ratings plummet, it needs a new show fast. What do they come up with? The Ultimate Truth or Dare Challenge. The hitch? The demigods don't know it's a game. Temporarily abandoned story. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Camper Quiz by dnapolymerase314 reviews
The Camper Quiz: Take this to find out which Cabin you belong in! T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2011
The Water Whip by 11ebq11 reviews
After a strange calling takes all demigods with bending like powers to the Avatar world, the little green monster comes out when Percy meets a human girl who is better with water than him. No Percy/Katara, though, I'm not that mean to Aang and Annabeth.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Katara, Percy J.
This Is Not Love by CrimsonAccent reviews
Nico is now 16 and living a normal life. Or as normal as a demigod gets. But then he had to go and ruin it all by spilling his coffee over an innocent bystander. Warning: Language, implied Percabeth and past character death.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Nico A., Sophie - Complete
Nico, the Gryffindor! by Anastasia Laurels reviews
I stink at titles! Nico goes to Hogwarts,and everybody is suspicious! He had 3 detentions from Snape, and Harry is wondering who he really is... I stink at summaries, too. But it's a really good story! Trust me! It rocks!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Nico A.
Weirdest Birthday Ever by writer-of-demigodishness reviews
It's Rick Riordan's birthday! Here's a one-shot for him as a present. Summary is inside. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Battle of the Raps by prplemyth reviews
It's a dreary day at camp with everyone fearing the impending invasion by Kronos and their possible deaths, and what better to lighten the mood? RAP BATTLE! True ridiculousness. Rating for language only.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
This Should Be Interesting by Cornmaize122 reviews
What happens when you put Egyptian magicians in a Greek demigod summer camp? Throw in a couple angry gods and you have pure chaos and insanity! R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Percy Meets harry in an awsome crossover by guerman reviews
Harry reads a book and he opens a vortex... On the other side Percy goes to camp because there's Some thing in the Poseidon cabin but is stopped by the Minotaur!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008
Herry Potter and the Witch's Stone by S.C. Preclarus Noctis reviews
This is a parody of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's stone. I hope you like it! it's hilarioius..i think..PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
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We'll Survive Together reviews
Thalia has a new mission from Artemis- to kill a savage beast that was supposed to be extinct. On the other hand, somebody had gotten control of Nico's shadow-travelling. Their paths are entwined in the Amazon rainforest, where treachery awaits them. They are lost without help, so they can only survive together... Was this all planned out? Who is behind this?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Thalia G., Nico A., Artemis, Aphrodite
We're off to see the (Hogwarts) Wizard reviews
Set right before the Giant War (against Gaea). Seems like the worst time for a quest: right before a war!, but the 7 Nico and Thalia are sent to Hogwarts to bring back some more demigods because, according to Chiron's old friend Professor Albus Dumbledore, there are quite a few in Hogwarts. But, The Golden Trio are starting to get suspicious... COVER ART BY RL-DUMP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy J., Thalia G.
Valdez and the Kane's reviews
First fanfic! Hera plans on throwing a random demigod (in this case Leo) into the world of the Kane Chronicles to make the two worlds combine. She doesn't erase any memories, Hera's only decided to do it because it's April Fool's Day (haha) Leo learns about the Kane's and their Egyptian Mythology and plans to throw a surprise party with Camp Half-Blood (cuz it's April Fool's Day).
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Travis S., Leo V., Carter K., Sadie K.
He's Dead, She's Immortal reviews
One-shot story for Thaluke week. After the Titan War, Thalia isn't herself without Luke. But what if Luke isn't exactly dead? What if he chose rebirth for her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Luke C., Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
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