Author has written 5 stories for X-Men: Evolution, and Harry Potter.So, welcome to my page. Have fun, play nice, don't fight, and for hell's sake, review!
Warning: These fanfics contain bad spelling, are more or less all PWP, are rarely ever more than one-shots, and explore any coupling I darn well please. Depending on if you review and if she feels like it, she may or may not write commisions.
Thank you for your time, now please go read.
If we shadows have offended,
(If the author of these stories grates your nerves,)
Think but this, and all is mended,
(Put down that knife and think of it this way,)
That you have but slumber'd here
(You probably fell asleep on your keyboard and found this site by accident, so it’s really not my fault.)
And this weak and idle theme,
(And these plotless smut fests,)
No more yielding but a dream,
(Are probably gonna haunt you in your nightmares,)
Gentles, do not reprehend:
(I said put down that knife:)
if you pardon, we will mend:
(If you give me a break, I’ll write up a few one-shots for you:)
And, as I am an honest Puck,
(And since I’m such a sweetheart,)
If we have unearned luck
(If you REALLY hate my story,)
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
(I can’t believe I’m saying this,)
We will make amends ere long;
(I’ll write you into an OC fluff puff with any char of your choice;)
Else the Puck a liar call;
(You can hold me to that;)
So, good night unto you all.
(Now get out of here before I promise someone a hetro.)
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
(So go write me a lot of reviews,)
And Robin shall restore amends.
(And let me get back to work.)