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Joined 05-08-13, id: 4712069, Profile Updated: 06-06-13

Well OK I'm guessing that if you are reading this right now you have probably been drawn here by either my comments on other stories or ideas that I may or I may not have given you. Well CONGRATS FOR REACHING THE BEST PROFILE EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND! LOLZ! So I am going to tell you a little about myself... I am pretty funny if I do say so myself (wow I am full of myself! JK! I really am not) I have the most hilarious laugh EVER. It sounds like a dying cow/hyena/goat/horror movie scream. If you hear it and don't laugh...well you have something wrong with you...or I damaged your hearing and you're angry...

I am a duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! :D and I am a Directioner!!!

Louis: Tuesday December 24th 1991 at 1:43 pm
Harry: Tuesday February 1st 1994 at 12:06 pm
Liam: Sunday August 29th 1993 at 1:00 pm
Niall: Monday September 13th 1993 at 8:04 am
Zayn: Tuesday January 12th 1993 at 10:00 am

Louis and Harry are 2 years 1 month 7 days 22 hours and 23 minutes apart :)

I am SUPER outgoing. I am probably the only one in my class who will get up in front of everyone and talk. I went to McDonald's yesterday and the lady at the drive through said "Have a nice day" and I said "Don't tell me what to do" LOLZ ok on wif da subject of MEEZ! :D

You know what I dont understand? How people say I'm funny but my family is sooo not. I mean if my mom tried to be daring and stuff she'd be like: I borrowed a cup of sugar from the neighbors...AND I DIDN'T GIVE THEM ANYTHING IN RETURN! (lol she would never do that...I hate goodie goodies...but I love my mom!) My dad would be like: I was fishing earlier and took a bit of the person beside me's sandwich for my bait! AND THEY DIDNT NOTICE! (Again goodie goodies! RAWRR) And my brother would be like: my teacher said to read for 10 minutes and I only read for 9! (LOL HE COULDNT READ FOR THAT LONG! HE HATES READING! unlike me...) Wooooow. Back to my brother. If any of you out there have a younger brother or sister, KNUCKLE TOUCH! *fist bumps reader* that was for being able to live with them and their annoyingness (is that a word?). Around your parents they're like perfect little angels and when it's just us they are like demons... grrrr

I am a directioner. I live, sleep, and breathe One Direction music/interviews/posters/books/magazines you name it!. I am not a very experienced writer but my teachers think my writing are phenomenal. Please don't give me any hate hate if you don't like MY writing :). I ship Larry Stylinson and Elounor...weird huh? I know, I know "Larry shippers and Elounor shippers don't get along!" You probably don't like that I like both...Well SUCK IT UP AND GET A LIFE AND QUIT WIHINING! LOL JK! Well I think that Louis looks great with both El and Haz! In order my favorite are:

1.Louis William Tomlinson (Love you BooBear)
2.Harry Edward Styles (You to Haz)
3.Liam James Payne (Love the haircut)
4.Niall James Horan (I love ya buddyo! Don't let those h8rs bring u down!)
5.Zayn Jawaad Malik (U GOT SICK MOVES BROSIFF!)

My favorite school subject is probably Social Studies or Language Arts and that's funny because both of teachers hate me cause they think I'm too "talkative". PFFT I am sooooooo NOT talkative *cricket cricket* WHO AM I KIDDING I SOOO AM!. I also like Science and Math. (I lurrve da Science teacher. She is super nice!) I am currently taking Spanish and I know a little bit of French. I love the show House of Anubis. I am a fan of Fabina/Eddtricia...or is it Patreddi...idk. I also like The Amazing Race, The X Factor, and pretty much a lot of others. I excel at Track & Field and I am overall an A/B student. I take hip hop and Musical Theater.