Poll: I'm deciding on making a new story/stories and decided to pair my OC, a girl up. Who do you think is the most hot/badass/sexy/gentleman/intimidating man to be with my girl? Oh, and the story is One Piece. Vote Now!
Author has written 1 story for One Piece.
Motto: "Life is fun with challenges" and "Math is fun without challenges" and my friend goes "...What?"
Some Words I Wanna Say
You see my wanted poster on the left? I'm gonna drool right now... *drools over my wanted poster which has Trafalgar--Fucking--Law on it*
Ok, so, you guys can call me Hisa. I'm your typical-everyday-fangirling-over-Trafalgar-Law tomboy. I have wavy, thick, raven hair which goes until my mid-back. I have big brown eyes and I wear red rectangular glasses. I don't like wearing make-up 'cause it's such a hassle to brush off. I don't know why girls love wearing them...
My personality is mostly like my OC, Phoebe Payne. She stars in my FF titled "What the Hell Happened!', you should totally read it. Moving on, I'm very loud, crazy, funny, loves sitting back and relaxing while watching tv/playing computer, fun and ambitious.
My best pal in FFN is Erlomast (aka Nikki). You should totally read her stories, they're humoristic! Is that even a word? Anyway, hope you'll read my story(s) 'cause that'll make me SUUUUPER happy! *does Franky's SUPER pose*
Anime/Manga I Read
- One Piece (Rating: 100/10 - BEST. ANIME. SLASH. MANGA. EVAH!)
- Kuroko no Basket (Rating: 100/10- Just. Fucking. Awesome. But will always be second to One Piece _)
- Fairy Tail (Rating: 90/10 - I freakin' love this manga!)
- Bleach (Rating: 80/10 - I love it! It's just, wow. Only, I don't like the fillers randomly popping out of nowhere in the most intense part)
- Medaka Box (Rating: 9.5/10 - Haven't got that far into the manga but it's AWESOME!)
- Detective Conan (Rating: 10/10 - Love it! I love mystery comics! Especially that 'Black Organization' thing!)
- Zettai Karen Children (Rating: 8.5/10 - Been a long time since I read this, but it's awesome!)
- Assassination Classroom (Rating: 10/10 - Can't wait for the next chapter! It's so fun to read!)
- Junjou Romantica (Rating: 10/10 - I love BL! Don't judge me!)
- Katekyou Hitman Reborn (Rating: 7/10 - Needs improving a little on the plot line. Sorry KHR fans!)
- Kaikan Phrase (Rating: 10/10 - LOVE. THE. PLOT. LINE. AND. THE. MALE. PROTAGONIST. WHICH. I. FORGOT. THE. NAME. XD)
- etc. which I forgot/lazy to write.
Kenpachi Zaraki - Bleach (I like his sadistic side; don't judge me!)
Trafalgar Law - One Piece (On par with Zaraki and I also like his sadistic side; again, don't judge me!)
Dracule Mihawk - One Piece (He's a badass! XD)
Ikkaku Madarame - Bleach (I kinda like his zanpakuto release form)
Kuchiki Byakuchi - Bleach (Yup, his pet name's Byakuchi. Hehehe)
Portgas D. Ace - One Piece (His death will forever be remembered :'( He was such a nice guy)
Akashi Seijuro - Kuroko no Basuke (I always get attracted to the bad guy/boy type... In my eyes, Akashi is...)
Aomine Daiki - Kuroko no Basuke (Read the above, except change it to Ahomine XD)
Kumagawa Misogi - Madaka Box (And again, read the above... And change it to Kuma-kun xp)
Ran Mori - Detective Conan (I like tomboi girls... Just like me X3)
Koro-sensei - Assassination Classroom (He's so amusing... :3)
Laxus Dreyar - Fairy Tail (The 'shockingly' hot one! Get it 'shockingly'? Ahahah... eh...)
Jellal Fernandes - Fairy Tail (S-Class mage! Wait, no that was Mystogen... Meh)
Normal : I don't really got much 'kay
- Kenpachi x OC/Reader - Bleach (Kenpachi is my favorite character. Hehehe)
- Zoro x Tashigi - One Piece (Well the do look good for each other)
- Luffy x Nami - One Piece (It's a cute pairing)
- Law x OC/Reader - One Piece (If the girl is strong, stubborn and peeks the interest of the 'Shinogekai' then I like)
- Hitsugaya x Hinamori - Bleach (I started to like it when I started reading 'Peach Prodigy'. You should read it, it's nice [HitsuHina fans and Elsword players will love it])
- Ichigo x Rukia - Bleach (Not much but still one of my favorites)
Yaoi :Yup, I like yaoi and this has a lot of pairings (seme x uke)
- Shirosaki x Ichigo - Bleach (I like very much; don't know how to describe why)
- Law x Luffy - One Piece (I don't think you wanna know)
- Marco x Ace - One Piece (The FFs make it look so hawt *drools*) [OTP]
- Law x Shachi - One Piece (I've never seen once but I saw a Fanart of it)
- Grimmjow x Ichigo - Bleach (It definitely peeks my interest)
- Renji x Ichigo - Bleach (Very nice couple, if I do say so myself)
- Renji x Byakuya - Bleach (uke Byakuya: ultra-rare)
- Kenpachi x Ichigo - Bleach (Whaaaatt? Hehehe)
- Zoro x Luffy - One Piece (Yeah, seme Zoro!)
- Sanji x Zoro - One Piece (It's rare to see uke Zoro and seme Sanji)
- Aomine x Kagami - Kuroko no Basuke (The two lights, together, need I say more?) [OTP]
- Akashi x Kuroko - Kuroko no Basuke (This, this pairing! So many angsty T.T)
Fun Stuff I Found on Other People's FF Who Told Me To Copy and Paste This On My Profile (FSIFoOPFWTMTCaPTOMP)
If you . . .
love to read and act crazy,
laugh and have fun,
ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,
spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you, and add your name to the list:
Monkey D. Writer
A white man said "No colored people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me colored?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you his/her umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, girl, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DANG! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad, here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!
Name your favorite characters from your favorite Anime (1-10) and pretend you were in it: (One Piece)
1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Law)
Me: *groans* What?!
Law: Move over, I also wanna sleep
Me: *scoot's over to the left* There!
Law: *sleeps on bed and puts hands over my waist and pulls me closer*
2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Ace)
Me: *throws soap at him* Kyaaa!!
Ace: *runs out while blushing* I THOUGHT IT WAS THE KITCHEN!! THATCH YOU LIAR!
3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Luffy/Shanks)
Me: *le gasp* YAOI! Wait! Let me get my popcorn and camera!
4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Marco)
Marco: *cooks chicken*
Me: *le gasp (again)* Marco! You're a cannibal!
5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Zoro)
Me: That's so typical of you, Zoro
Zoro: Zzzzzz (I know...)
6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Kid)
Me: YESH! My brothers a badass Supernova!
Kid: *smirks and pats my head*
7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Smoker)
Me: I know Smo-ya, I know. You got pawned by Luffy in Loguetown
Smoker: *grunts and glares*
8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Shanks)
Me: You're drunk again, Shanks
Shanks: No *hic* I'm *hic* not
9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Whitebeard)
Me: You ready for the war in Marineford, pops?
Me: *sigh* He's been ignoring me because he's been preparing for it
10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Law)
Me: Law, would you like to do the pleasure of dissecting them?
Law: The pleasure's all mine. Room
Serial Killers: *gulps*
Law: Shambles *epic-ly cuts them*
11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Lucci)
Lucci: *sigh* The things I do for you *picks me up*
12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Ace)
Me: Ace! I do not want a burned bedroom!
Ace: Sorry! *runs away while being chased by me*
13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Luffy)
Luffy: *outside, cooking meat with the fire*
Me: LUFFY! Get me outta here!
14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Marco)
Marco: *scolds me for doing it*
Me: But Ace said he'll burn my room if I don't!
Marco: *glares at Ace*
15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Whitebeard/Law)
Law: I forbid you to drink alcohol starting today
Me & Whitebeard: Awwww *hic*
16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Kid)
Kid: Wanna find the bastard while terrorizing the town, sis? (#6)
Me: *evil grin* Yes
Kid: That's my sis *ruffles my hair*
17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Shanks)
Shanks: We'll party for you if win today!
18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Whitebeard)
Whitebeard: *laughs along with me*
Law: Hisa-ya! I told you no alcohol!
19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Law)
Me: Sexy, badass, arrogant, egoistic, cocky...
Law: You do know most of them are insults?
Me: And that's what I like about you
20. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Lucci/Shanks)
Me: GAH! Crack pairings! My worst nightmare!
Pitch: I finally found it! (Rise of the Guardians, anyone? :D)
21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to her/his parents. Would you get along? (Ace)
Me: It's an honor meeting the Pirate king *shakes Roger's hand*
Roger: The honors all mine
Rogue: So tell me Ace, how'd you confess?
Ace: *groans* Moooom!
Me, Roger & Rogue: *laughs*
22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Luffy/Shanks)
Me: Yes! Shanks belongs to Luffy, not you Lucci! But LucLu is a-okay! Wow, I'm bipolar!
23. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Marco/Zoro)
Me: Gah! No, NEVER! NO MORE CRACK PAIRINGS!
24. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Zoro)
Me: Let's see... Kuina, Tashigi, Nami, Robin...
Zoro: Those are all fake!
25. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Kid)
Me: I think my bro's worried men will notice my new look so he's keeping an eye on me...
Kid: Damn straight!
26. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Smoker)
Me: You always have Justice *pats shoulder*
Me: *whispers* And Tashigi...
Smoker: What was that?
27. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Shanks)
Me: *sigh* You're drunk, again
Shanks: I told you *hic, I'm not!
28. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Whitebeard/Law)
Me: NO! MAH PRECIOUS LAW! *jumps between them*
Law: *frantically wipes mouth* He was drunk
Me: Oh... BUT STILL!
29. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Ace/Luffy)
Me: AceLu or brotherhood?...Hmmm, I pick AceLu
Ace & Luffy: We pick brotherhood *glares at me*
30. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Law/Zoro)
Me: CURSE YOU CRACK! So I say no!
31. Would 2 trust 5? (Lucci/Marco)
Me: If it was the other way around I'd say no! Never trust a CP9 member! NEVER! Trust me, I learned from experience *shiver*
Lucci: *crazy grin*
Me: Oh, and you do NOT wanna be here when he's using his crazy grin. So, so long, suckers! *peace sign while running away*
32. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Luffy/Whitebeard)
Me: Luffy! Go play with Ace!
Luffy: *pouts* But I'm bored playing with him
33. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Marco/Law)
Me: Marco would be a barber and spread the pineapple haircut all around the world! Muahahahaha!
Me: And Law wouldbe a doctor or do surgery!
Law: Hmm, quite approppriate
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Zoro/Ace)
Me: Sake and burned Marco- I mean chicken!
Ace: *laugh's in the background at Marco who is glaring at me*
35. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Kid/Shanks)
Me: Kid would be a mechanic and Shanks could be a party planner!
36. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Smoker/Marco)
Me: Haha, very funny Smo-ya. Insulting a pirate with making his hairstyle like a pineapple is not Justice!
37. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Zoro)
Me: Hmm... A girl with short black hair, who wears glasses, is a swordsman and is part of the marines
Zoro: Why does that sound like Tashigi?
Me: Because you guys are perfect for each other... WAIT! I thought of a perfect love triangle! SmokerxTashigixZoro!
Smoker, Tashigi & Zoro: WHAT?!
38. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Whitebeard/Shanks)
Me: Obviously drunk!
Law: I need to keep away from Mr. Whitebeard, juuust incase
Me: *nods and pulls Law away*
39. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Law/Whitebeard)
Law: It's a small payback for 'accidentally' kissing me
Me: If the crew weren't drunk then they'd have beatin' the crap outta ya
40. 2 sent an E-Mail to her/his Bf/GF but 9 got it what would happen? (Lucci/Shanks)
Me: He would be too drunk to understand
Lucci: *quickly hacks into Shank's E-Mail and deleted it*
Shanks: *still partying and being drunk*
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots after reading this will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are now laughing at your own stupidity.
5. You will put this on your profile.
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face.
When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your MOM, post this on your profile and title it 'I Cried'
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JENSON ACKLES!
Keep staring I might do a trick.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never memorize something that you can look up — Albert Einstein (did he really say that ? )
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When one person has an imaginary friend, their considered crazy. When multiple people have an imaginary friend, it's call religion.Why is this.
I couldn't repair your breaks so I mad your horn louder
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you have ever run into a door, C&P
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading many fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile (Me: I was listening to music)
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
If you have your own little world, C&P
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)
98 of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you glare at people for no clear reason, copy and paste this.
If you have an insulting nickname for one of your friends (such as chicken-butt) copy and paste this.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, Copy and paste this.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If you glare at people for no clear reason, copy and paste this.
Last night i was looking up at the stars when suddenly i wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.
I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.
Come join the dark side, we have cookies.
A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.
You plus me equals knives and blood.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
'Slap' I don't think I deserved that.
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Female Come-Backs to Pick Up LinesMan: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u togetherMan: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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1.What the Hell Happened?!
Summary: Phoebe Payne, a tomboyish girl, was sent to the One Piece world from a note she found in one of her OP books. Now she goes on her adventure with the Whitebeard pirates and befriended them. Will she ever get back home or want to or MAYBE find love? Read and you'll find out! Warning: swearing
Category: Anime/Manga, One Piece
Notes: Well this is my second story that I made. I already told you that I made that story before my tests, CP, etc. I already got it published (Duh) and maybe the next chapter will be out on... uhm...uh...So anyway, I dare you to click the link up there.
Full Name: Phoebe Payne
Nickname: Phoebe (You say it fi-bi), Phoebs (You say it fibs)
Motto: "I will someday destroy the thing that made us all miserable called MATH! Buahahahaha!"
Appearance: Phoebe has straight brown hair and brown eyes. She wears a brown square glasses but when she takes off her glasses she looks...wow, I don't know how to explain it... In her first appearance she's wearing her blue school uniform which consists of a light blue t-shirt, a dark blue vest and a dark blue mini-skirt. She'll change her clothes in the later chapter but she mostly uses her uniform. She likes to tie up her hair like a ponytail.
Personality: She's a tomboy. Yep, she's a tomboy. She also HATES (I repeat HATES) skirts, she even begged her mom to let her use the schools boys pants uniform not the girls mini skirt uniform. She's also a bit of a klutz and reckless. She's a One Piece otaku; she has all the volumes of OP and even red it more than twice, I mean thrice! She's also a 'Payne' in the ass, if you know what I mean.
Devil Fruit: She don't got a Devil Fruit at first but later she will. Her Devil Fruit is called the 'Kuki Kuki No Mi' or 'Air Air Fruit'. She can manipulate air at will. She could also suck out air so the opponent can't breath but she can only do it at a limited amount of space; maybe as big as Law's 'Room'.
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