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Author has written 24 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Super Smash Brothers, Bible, Star Wars, Kirby, Warriors, Pokémon, and Harry Potter.
This is not normal on a profile, but I forget it in all of my stories.
*Deep Breath* I do not own Kirby, Super Smash Brothers, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, Warriors, The Duck Song, Pokemon, or anything else I may put in my fics, and probably never will.
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My plot bunnies have been fighting instead of working with me, so I will probably not have Two Halves Do Not Make A Whole or Mended Hearts updated any time soon. Sorry!
Lovebug19 is my big sister! Yay for her! She is writing as I speak! I will put a link to her profile as soon as I am able to. As for the moment, don't search for her, as she won't come up.
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If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.
Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know. Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe. Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream. Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try. But we, as writers, know them to be wrong. A writer is a person who dreams. A writer is a person who wishes. A writer is a person who escapes. A writer is a person who lives. A writer is a person who is not afraid. A writer is a person who strives. A person who expresses. A person who believes. A person who understands. A person who knows. I am a writer. I dream of a world where anything is possible. I wish for a world where war is just a myth. I escape into a world where I can predict the future. I live in a world of joy and mystery. I am not afraid of the world I create. I strive in the world where others give up. I express myself in ways others dare not try. I believe in things others are too afraid to trust. I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot. I know, in ways that others deny. I AM A WRITER.
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I live on planet Earth.
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Phantom of the Opera
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GUIDE TO SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION FOR THE SUPER SMASH BROS. SECTION. (This could work for some others as well...)
Hello. Thank you for being a stalker by entering to see my guide without my permission.
...Of course I was joking. We're all stalkers in here, after all.
Anyway, welcome to this special section. Why did I create this section? This section was created for the purpose to guide you, newcomer, to a (insert title here). Lately, the Smash Bros. section has been filling up with fics that don't make any sense.
In order to succeed, an author must use spelling, grammar, and the fic itself. (Microsoft Word or OpenOffice make the first 2 very easy).
So, what is important for you to succeed?
It is pretty obvious.
YOUR IDEAS AND FIC ITSELF.
What's your job as a dedicated author? Your job is to entertain many people with your ideas. Your first fanfiction could show them the originality of your mind...or you could show them how ridiculous/absurd/stupid/dork/idiot you actually are without noticing by yourself. And no, I'm not saying I'm the best author there is. I have unfortunately been victim of this as well in the past until I learned from my mistakes and became more efficient in my fictions. So what did I do? Make this so you don't ridiculize yourself.
Sounds pretty understandable, right?
But you're asking to yourself how you can evade complete unpopularity.
Well, please scroll down and you shall see the rules to make a good fic. To make it funny, I've made the titles relate to the characters of SSBB.
Note: T = Translation.
The rules that you must always think about are:
1. Sheik and Edge (Final Fantasy IV) Shuld Be Tugethar.
T: Fanboyism is the first thing authors make. Normally this will always end with the first fanfiction being a complete piece of crap when the author realizes what he or she just made by comparing it to some more complicated stories. Always avoid this when you can.
2. R.O.B. Is An Original Character. Why Is It In SSBB?
T: The writer always wants to make their own OC (Original/Own Character) live with the main characters. However, authors should be always descriptive and make their OC original before the same abbreviation sturns into "Own Crap."
3. Meta Knight Is Gary Sue (AKA Overpowered).
T: Writers often go as far as not letting their OC suffer pain/defeat/death/emoishness/whatever except the main characters. This often tells the author's OC is far superior than anybody in there. Be careful if you don't want to make a Mary Sue (if the OC is a girl) or Gary Sue (OC being a boy). Every writer should always avoid doing this mistake.
Also, this goes for the main characters as well. For crying out loud, let Wolf mess up in something.
4. Tabuu Just Came Out Of Nowhere!
T: Whatever your crazy mind lets you think, DON'T create original bosses. Most people fail to realize their bosses are absurd, and no one has ever made a boss so successful. Do this if you want, though. But it's likely you're going to fail if you don't put EVERYTHING in your mind into.
5. Is Fox Cool, Serious, Or Shy? (Answer: All Of Them If You Didn't Goggle Him Up).
T: For those authors who don't have nothing better to do and create profiles for all the main characters (like sucky me), please, PLEASE maintain them with their personalities. People often overlook the same characters and commit a true error. There are some people who can't even tell the difference between Mario's and Kirby's personalities at all.
The result? Kirby has an IQ of 100 and knows what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis actually means, whereas he acts like an infant.
There's one author out there who can't even see the difference between all the main characters saying kids' heroes' lines in every single chapter, making it irritable. What's the difference, you ask? Absolutely NOTHING. (I personally hate those authors who humiliate serious characters like Lucario or Fox without even noticing).
6. Marth Comes From The USA
T: Aw, people changing characters' backtories...how much I hate thee?
Putting that joke aside...actually, it's not a joke. Authors often (and drastically) change characters' backstories to the point they become stupid. You may change them a little, but LITTLE BIT. Always try to make them understandable that "syncs" with their actual background.
An example of this would be to believe that Mario is Russian.
7. Link Is Toon Link's Clone.
T: Writers often get inspired by others' fics that makes them excited to write their story. There's a problem, though. Do your original fiction, not FREAKING PLAGIARIST the other guy's fic. I had this same trouble with a reviewer of mine before. What happened to him? He got a warning by me.
8. Bowser Is So Funny.
T: Listen to this if you want to make a humor fic. I mainly focus on humor, but there are 2 types of humor you should need to recognize:
Absurd Humor: Who cares if Bowser is wearing underwear or not in public?
Good Humor: Logic. Always apply logic in humor as well. Logic works really well in the SSB section. You can always make them ask about the currents events and sometimes do a joke (with LOGIC in it).
9. Naruto SSBB = Pure Win.
T: We all know anime is very popular at its section on the site, but do you really want to put up a fanfiction like that? Video games and anime don't mix well together. You're not mixing anime with video games, you're using anime as an excuse to obtain more reviews. It's every fangirl's dream to have Marth fall in love with Tsukasa/Tsunade/Akira Kogami/Kagome/every single pointless girl in Negima. Only do this if you have run out of ideas.
10. Atomic Betty Meets Falco.
T: True insanity is achieved if you thought SpongeBob pairs up well with Pichu. Combine this with altered character's background and the result is completely and utterly made of crap.
11. Hannah Montana Is Peach's Long Lost Cousin.
T: FORGET THAT SIN YOU JUST THOUGHT UP! You're at a loss if you ever thought video games and real life shows go well together. We all know there's a crossover section, but do you really want to make Samus mix with iCarly? If yes, you've lost all the respect from me (and many).
12. "Swooning Over MarthXIke scene"
T: Your ultimate mission is to evade Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, Slash, (insert sick Japanese definitions here). Yaoi has taken a lot of unnecessary attention in the SSB section lately and it must be stopped at all costs. This is not a trend at all; it's another excuse to get a lot of reviews by people who want to flood the frickin' section with threesomes...between guys.
13. Where Did Landmasters Come From? They Appeared Out Of The Blue (Sky).
T: And now we're talking about the OCs again. You should always focus in only OC and not a public of them so yours gets more attention. Please, only one OC is enough for the readers to know. Always remember the Mary Sue rule in this one, though.
14. Zelda Is Getting Married In February.
T: Aw, character development. This is something that makes a fic go around. You should always focus in the development of every single character in every chapter so there's ACTUAL development between characters. I'm not going to mention, but some authors don't know the words, and they ignore this a lot.
15. Olimar Is Emo.
T: Don't follow trends! Make them!
...Stupid saying aside, don't leave 'less' important characters behind. I'm sure you're not going to find a DK-centric fic in the whole section if your life depended on it. And when I mean DK-centric, I mean the whole fic and not just one chapter that later changed to Marth...and Ike. "Shrugs"
16. Link Wants A Kiss For Luck. "Winks at you"
T: Unless you're sane, don't put stupid and pointless internet memes in your fics. What if you do? You're surely a Yoshi-fan that loves fart sounds. However, it's possible to make the memes look funny...if you REALLY think hard. Only use them if you're making a parody and not an actual serious fic.
17. Mario The Italian Plumber Who Doesn't Fix Pipes Anymore Despite Him Being a Plumber.
T: Don't go too literal with the main characters and make them look more exaggerated. If you do, you're probably portraying your pseudo-hatred towards the character you hate the most, and most people buy that. In other words, don’t make them too out of character (OOC). As a reminder, Sonic is neither Amy's boyfriend or husband whatsoever (no offense done to SonicXAmy fans (and Amy herself)).
However, this rule can be avoided for people who make parodies. Parodies usually have twists in personalities, so they're very fine unless otherwise said.
18. Sonic! No! You Must Turn Into Super Sonic And Keep Going! (Long One).
What is a reviewer? A reviewer is a person who gives criticism to the author for the chapter or story itself. Reviewers are often known to criticize their favorite scenes, character portrayal (if ANY), or their favorite scenes in the plot.
But what does this have to do with the cheesy title I just put up?
It's very obvious.
Replace "Sonic" with "author," and then replace the sentence beginning with "No!" and beyond for "I don't need to be criticized at all. Praise me all the time!" Let me tell you something: you're a disgrace to other authors.
An author is an author if he or she receives good feedback and criticism. There are some authors that think they don't need to be criticized because they know they're good. You probably back that up with a stupid sentence that "relates" with your crazy policy about reviews.
If the reviewer doesn't want to review, then he or she wants to discuss something wrong you did...wrong, but this doesn't mean you're bad. Authors need to be criticized in order to improve their skills in what they write. If the author goes whiny kid to the reviewer, then do us a favor and die with bad grammar and wrong spelling...in hell. Whiner authors don't have a place to be here.
19. Tell The Difference Between Ness And Lucas.
T: Critic and Flame... These 2 words can either make someone feel relieved or scare an author to their spines. However, you don't know the difference between these 2. I'll gladly tell you the huge difference:
Critic: This happens when the reviewer discuss something like the plot and characters (mostly personalities) in depth. Take in mind that authors who receive a good critic are authors with potential.
Flame: "U suck."
See the difference? Critics are more detailed, and flames are as simple as the idiotic sentence up here. You can always report the reviewer for the flame he or she gave to you, or erase it if it is anonymous.
20. Ganondorf Is The Lord Of All...Friendship.
T: In such action where the bad guy is changed to a hero THEN it should mean you're drunk. Most people manage to get away with this and make any villain their nemesis's best friend. I mostly hate this a lot.
However, there's a way to get around it before you make that mistake. You could try to make that villain be with the heroes as long as he or she doesn't get too out OOC.
How to do this? Read ahead:
1) Always keep his or her evil personality.
2) Watch the dialogues you write for him or her.
3) Don't make him or her befriend someone. Villains ALWAYS stay away from heroes. (This also implies the villains don't have comrades. YES, PEOPLE, they have to be alone). HOWEVER, you could make the villain befriend someone through a long (and sometimes stupidly long) period of time, and when that happens, always keep in mind the previous 2 recommendations.
21. Tell Pit How To Fight.
T: Or more commonly known as "Ask Fics." These fics usually ask you to put dares. Usually your mind tells you to ask things the author doesn't even know like why Wario eats garlic all the time. You even go as far as to dare Roy to make out with Ike (see "Swooning Over MarthXIke scene).
There was once a heated discussion with a guy in the Pokémon section (where I participated) where he told the author ask fics were against the rules of the site. Once the debate was finished, the author resumed his ask fics, enraging the reviewer who gave up on him. I'm so sorry to say this, but ask fics are absolutely pointless and a waste of your valuable time. If you want, go ahead and receive absurd thoughts of people who don't have nothing better to do to later force you to make someone like Squirtle suffer something absolutely stupid like take off his shell.
22. Isaac, Shadow, and Krystal shuld hav bin in Bruwl, lulz.
T: The point where fanboism is clear for the SSB section is made clear once you put "Geno" and "is a Smasher" together. No one has ever portrayed them well as a result, and this always ends in failure to meet your spectations. Don't do this mistake if you know the consequences.
23. Popo Liiikes Tho Dans. See ass Phopo dansez with Nanna.
T: Always remember the titles and summaries you write for your fic. People judge newcomers by their titles and summaries. Most stories get ignored if you ever put a misspelled word in the summary or the title itself. Also, don't put worthless things like "I suck at summaries" or "this fic is rated t: IN the summary. We know the rating of the story down below the summary as well. If you suck at summaries, then that space should have been left empty to begin with. Always, ALWAYS give good summaries with good prestige identification.
24. WHAT?! YOU DON'T HEAR ME, YOSHI?! WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE EARS! (Or exclamation point rule.)
T: Why would you make the character yell so much during an adventure/action fic unnecessarily? This is a very crucial point for anyone who does this FOREVER. If the main characters yell too much, then that means they're the stereotypical kids' hero or villain. Always ignore such fics or yell at the author for doing it all the time in your review (irony intended). If you want to make them yell, then do it during fights, complaints that drag on, or when someone suffers pain or sadness (keeping in mind to not overuse mentioned recommended times). Exclamation points add emotion, but overusing them makes the characters annoying.
25. And Captain Falcon yells, "FALCON PAWNCH!" (I hate the meme I just wrote here, by the way.)
T: It's typical for you to copy TV's script and change it to sentences for your fic. However, have you ever checked the difference? Most people can't tell how cheesy the line they just published actually is. TV gives emotions, but fanfiction doesn't give them that easily. Explanations should be always used without making them sound wrong. And speaking of explanations...
26. "Lucario Felt All His Limbs, Fingers, Feet, Ears, Chest, Abs (if any (used for humor reasons), Fur, Tail, Frontal Hair, Forehead, Head, Eyes, Mouth, Whatever That Weird Blue Waist He Has, Belt, Wrists, Right Toe, Left Toe, Tongue, Teeth, Soul, Spirit, Aura Numb So Suddenly After Watching Hentai For The First Time Ever In All His 2394 Hours Of Living His Entire Life In The Smash Mansion While The Clock On The Wall Made Echoing Sounds Through His Room And Everything It Could Reach Within A 10 Feet Radius."
T: Since when did we ask for a whole wall text in the story with pointless explanations? Unless you like to be freaking Shakespeare, go poetic with your explanations but you will surely bore the heck out of everyone's mind. You should always balance length of explanations and dialogues. Otherwise, you surely have a lot of time in your hands to waste it all on a wall text to people who will surely fall asleep and hit their foreheads on their keyboards before they drool on the keys and cause a short circuit that later went through the cables and also affected the whole system inside the CPU that later caused a whole chain reaction with all the equipment in their house an-(you get my point now, don't you?)
By the way, since Lucario is being used as a joke here, let's clarify something here that most people think about him.
By any means, the Lucario in SSBB is NOT, ABSOLUTELY NOT the same Lucario from the movie. Why, you ask? Because of the fact that Lucario is inside a freaking green crystal besides his trainer. And please don't argue that it IS the same Lucario. As I've stated before, anime and video games don't mix or even interact with at all. This Lucario here is just as random as the Pikachu, Pichu, Mewtwo, and Jigglypuff, or are you going to say they all come from the anime? I'll tell you what, if that Lucario is really from the anime, then Red (PT of the 3) is DEFINITELY from the anime as well, which is in fact not true at all. Stop letting your fanboism getting in your ideas, please.
Now, Riley and Lucario? Those 2 are alive, and they came from the video game as well. Why not use them instead of the crystalized pair?
27. Jigglypuff Uses Sing! Foe Reader Becomes Asleep!
T: Why the HECK do you want to make a "song fic" thing with the song's script? This always happens when out of nowhere the real world (ours) and SSBB become one. You go fangirl on the fic and make the characters sing one of the overrated Jonas Brothers' songs. These fics ALWAYS fail to attract people with good common sense.
Oh, and the foe reader didn't fall asleep because Jigglypuff used Sing. The reader fell asleep because song fics are boring and a waste of time (admit it as well).
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL...
28. Sonic Swimming Is Better Than Final Smashes.
T: TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD FIC AND A STUPID ONE. People often mistake fics as "being the most fabulous fic ever" and they keep telling the author to keep going. Always compare 2 fics with the same genre, and find out which one is the one that has more sense. You're probably overlooking something that you shouldn't have read before. People often encourage novice authors to please the same reviewer. This is extremely bad. Remember that reviewers have the unusual power to convince anyone that their writing is awesome. Please don't do this mistake and help authors out (without your own fanboism getting in the way, that is).
And that's all you need to know to make a good fanfiction. If you got offended by a rule, you're surely doing something wrong. Always check your reviews, your story, and you writing as well…
Or do you really want to mix Transformers in there, show how ridiculous you are to hundreds of people, and attract people who can't tell the difference between decent and stupid?
COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THESE RULES TO SPREAD IT AROUND EVERYONE.
Likes: Meta Knight, Spiders, Sharks, School ( just a bit..), Erik, My Friends, Water, Darkness, Nighttime, Blood, Winter, Cold, Mr. L, Count Bleck, Dimentio, indoors, getting time on FFN and the Wii.
Dislikes: Light, Wasps, Summer, Raoul, Galacta, Fumu, Meta or Erik dying, Mr. L turning back to Luigi, Dimentio losing, Blumiere and Timpani sacrificing themselves, not getting time on the computer or Wii, outdoors, the heat.
I am the Commanding Officer of the MetaxZelda Army!If you would like to join, PM me or review one of my stories and I shall add your Penname to the list!
Forestspirit of Thunderclan
That's about it for now! If you have anything that I forgot to say let me know.
Hey, everyone! Have you heard of the Critics United? They report stories that break the rules. I understand reporting a story that breaks the rules if you happen to find one, but they go looking for stories to report. If you feel they should stop, copy & paste this and add your name. It's not their site, and it's not their job. Together we can stop them! Random Dawn 14, Elemental Queen, Meta Write,
Insanity Test (18 or less means you ishhle nu crazy!)
(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
(X) You have run into a tree/bush.
() You have been called a blond.
() You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
() You just sang them to make sure. (Sang in my head and almost out loud)
(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
(X) You type with three fingers or less.
() You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling
() You have fallen asleep in class.
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Um.. Um... Um... What was that?)
() Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you
(X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.
(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally...
(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
() You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (Heck no! I don't give a word about them!)
() You break a lot of things.
(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
() The word "um" is used frequently.
() You don't know what "um" means.
(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
( ) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I have know Idea what that means)
23 out of 36...10 less than Forestspirit...
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!"from Pikman.fan1991's profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile from Shadow of the Blade's profile
If Meta Knight is awesome and the best character in the world, copy and paste this into ur profile
If you think Meta Knight fangirls have been getting really crazy over him lately, copy and paste this into ur profile (Of course, I have been too... *Laughs*)
ǝןıɟoɹd ɹnoʎ oʇuı sıɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ɟı
If you think Galacta Knight MIGHT be a girl, copy and paste this
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet?
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, miharu16, shinigamigirl196, imagaYthgiL, Meta Write,
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I am a Soldier!
I am a soldier; Who always does what is told. I am a soldier; Who is always very bold. I am a soldier; Who will always fight. I am a soldier; Both day and night. I am a soldier; Who will fight for you today. I am a soldier; Who will never run away! Even when the storm is raging. Even when the wind blows free. I will always fight for you. But who will fight for me? We are the soldiers. Who march upon this land. And upon this very ground. We will always stand. We will not back down. We will always fight. And no matter what comes our way. We will always do what's right! This is for our fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles, cousins and friends, for our soldiers and our Veterians. Who have fought, died and gave up so much; Just to give to us, the freedom that we hold so dear. Let them always be remembered. And let us keep them in our hearts and prayers. Now and forever more!
And now, you have a choice. You can, 1: Take this and post it somewhere, that all can see. To show that you proudly support the people who fought and have died for you and your freedom! by Shadowbrook17
Warriors Fan Oath:
I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar on someone's face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.
I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.
I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.
I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.
I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.
I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.
I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.
I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.
I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.
I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.
I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.
Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.
I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.
I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.
I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.
I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.
I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.
I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.
Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors!
When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.
My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.
Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.
Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.
There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"
They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.
When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.
As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"
Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty?
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I asked Jesus, " how much do you love me ? "Jesus replied, " this much " and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me . if you love Jesus , put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. only 3% will stand up for him. I hope you are part of the 3%.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)
I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.
As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.
The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.
I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.
My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares, too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
Pick the month you were born in- I got this from ZaneLoverFan88 prof
January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman
-Pick ur fav color-
White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because the aliens did experiments on me.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
I Stabbed a Banana because the voices told me to.
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